Doug training

Doug Bowser was relieved to see Reggie there. “Ah, Reggie, perfect timing! I assume you’re well acquainted with Buffy?”

“Yes, Doug. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, sans the appearance and personality of Doug Bowser. We had an entire plane ride together.”

“She taught me everything I know about fighting,” Doug explained.

“I try,” said Buffy. “But this guy has been slacking in his training!”

Doug laughed. “Listen, Buffy, I spend sixteen—”

“Sixteen hours a day running a company, she spends sixten hours a day slaying vampires,” Reggie finished. “Now Doug, I really. Need. To talk to talk to you.”

- Ragnarust Round 3