Rubber Fluff (Challenge No.26 entry)

Rarifag, May 23, 2013; 20:57 / FB 11097
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Rubber Fluff

>Be in a highschool Sexual Education class with your three bros
>The old wrestling coach/gym teacher got shit for some off comments about retards
>Decided to use his endless amount of vacation days to quit-out the last month of the year
>You liked the guy, but no real teacher means more fluffybooru stories
>That's always a plus
>Walk in after a month of easy subs and countless stories
>There's a fluffy pony sitting at the teacher's desk
>WhatTheActualFluff.png
>Sit next to your boys
"Hewwo studens, fwuffy teachew name 'Pinswipe'"
>You've got to be fucking kidding me
>He clears his little throat and taps the desk with his marshmallow hoof
"Teachew Pinswipe unnahstan' dat yoo nu haf teachew fow da evew impowtan' subjec' uf 'Special Huggies Smarties'"
>Your no-fucks-given bro Shawn speaks up
"You mean Sex-Ed?"
>Giggles are had
>Especially loud giggles from your other bro Ryan
>The fluffy pony's cheeks puff out
"Yoo wan' mess wif teachew? Teachew wiww put yoo and da woud one in da otha' woom wif a fiwm on 'No-no's Special Huwties'"
>He gestures towards the side door
>Shawn and Ryan scoff, then saunter in
>Pinstripe's horn glows, and the door slams shut
>Well now
>You're not used to fluffies able to do magic other than spouting sparks from their stubby horns
>This just got interesting
>Composed, the little instructor makes his way back to the desk
"Today we wiww be discussin' de evew-pwessin' issue uf, dummy studens get it, condoms"
>More giggles
>This time, a smirk crosses his face
"Yuss, yuss, is vewy funneh"
>He brings out a suitcase
>How the fuck can a fluffy pony carry a suitcase without falling over
>click-click
>His head dives into the container
>Some fumbling about...
>he pulls out a fucking long-as-fuck condom
>Your final bro, Larry, can't keep it in
>Angered by his chortles, the fluffy teacher stomps his hooves and puffs his cheeks
"Yu dewe! Come up fwon'!"
>Larry, choking on chortles, makes his way to the front desk
>More fumbling about in the suitcase...
>Fluffy pony with a huge fucking banana like, halfway in his throat
>It's fucking beautiful
>He spits it out
"Yoo wiww be Mr. Pinswipe's pawdnuh"
>Larry laughts nervously
>He grips the banana, holding the base at the bottom
>Another bro, Duke, calls out
"Oi Larry! Better not let go of that banana! I've been hearing a lot of complaints from your glory-hole buddy Bruce!"
>Laughs are had
>Ignoring the outburst, Pinstripe continues with the lesson
"Now, studens, fow safe speciaw huggies wifout wisk uf no-no's speciaw huwties ow unwanted babbehs, a condom is wequiwed"
>He places the band of the plastic at the tip of the banana
"Wemove da pwastic casing, den swowy wowk yow way down da shaft..."
>He rubs the band down the length of the banana
>You let out a soft moan
>More giggles
>Larry's face is fucking red as a lobster
"Da wesivoir tip is fow yow semen, which, as hooman know, wiww ejec' fwom da penis in a pwocess cawwed..."
>As his hooves push the band down, the sky-blue coated, white-maned instructor looks about
>He points to your prom date
"...in a pwocess cawwed...?"
>she gulps
"Eh.. ejaculation???"
>SoManyGiggles.psd
>Huge fucking smirk on the fluffy's face
"Das wight! When hooman happy pwace am 'simuwated', da wepwoductif cewws eject fwom dis owgan into da-"
>The fluffy pushed the condom too far, and it snapped back into the fluffy's face
>It surrounded Pinstripe's head, asphyxiating him
>Blood starts to tear around his puffy red eyes, and parts of pastic get stuck in his throat
>Gags and coughs ring out through the cold classroom
>None of you move
>What? The school was undergoing construction last year when you were supposed to be learning First Aid!
>His struggles cease
>You stand up and go to the side room
>Larry throws out the banana and teacher
"What'll Principal Gorgonzola say about this?"
>You grin as you turn the knob
"I'll talk to him; he likes me"
>Open the door
>Holy shit
>Shawn and Ryan are white as fucking ghosts, clawing around on the ground
>Get down on one knee, holding Shawn's milky-white hand
"What happened?"
>He gasps
"He showed us... the worst of the worst... diseases"
>He goes into a coughing fit, unable to continue
>Rush to Ryan
"Drayden... please, remember us... and never forget to..."
>tears fill your eyes
"What is it, sweet prince?
>He grabs your collar
"use... a... condom..."
>He lies still
>Shawn also ceased to move
>Glare at the trashbin
>Fucking fluffy ponies