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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #665.94 Nearly Ready Edition
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  3. Hmm.
  4. >verosikas family are a bunch of redneck retards
  5. >The most stereotypical hicks from the middle of bumfuck nowhere
  6. >Verosika isn't even her birth name, it's something so fucking trashy that even trailer parkers would look down on her just by hearing it
  7. >She even has the hick accent whenever she drops the act of being a popstar
  8. -
  9. >Her parents know full well that she's ashamed of them and of her heritage, and don't seek out much contact with her.
  10. >They're still very proud of her and her success, and eagerly welcome her with no hard feelings on the rare occasions she ever visits them
  11. >Mom hasn't changed much since her childhood and is an overly affectionate, somewhat oblivious mama-bear
  12. >Dad has tried to refine himself and act "more proper-like" but he can still barely read and his attempts at acting classy are things like serving his cheap hooch distilled in a car radiator in a (plastic) novelty snifter with a sports team logo printed on it
  13.  
  14. >Her closest siblings are all gold diggers who were pricks to her as a child (part of why Verosika couldn't form a healthy relationship with someone to save her life)
  15. >Some of them try to brown nose her in the greasiest, most blatant of ways before trying to borrow money
  16. >Others cook up elaborate sob stories about fictitious problems that could be easily solved with a fat infusion of cash
  17. >Still others act like they've always been the best of buddies, and "can't remember" any of the awful stuff they used to do to her
  18.  
  19. >Her more distant relations regard her with dull-witted awe
  20. >Many is the time she's had someone who shares maybe one thimbleful of blood with her ask for autographs, photos, etc
  21. >Sometimes they invite her over mainly to show her off to neighbors, or in hopes of taking a ride in a vehicle that actually has a windshield and tires that match
  22. >Occasionally she'll get someone asking her for employment, in spite of the fact that they'd be utterly useless to her.
  23. -
  24. >Blitzo knows about, but doesn't give her any shit
  25. >it's not like his own, carny family was any better, his sisters notwithstanding
  26. ---
  27. >her parents know she's dating anon
  28. >she just never bothered to mention who he is in any great detail
  29. -
  30. >Verosika or rather, Jezebel, reluctantly introducing Anon to her parents
  31. >Her dad almost had a heart attack when the fucking prince walks into his home
  32. -
  33. >"Aww swate merziful Satan I ain't even put on a shirt wid sleeves tudday!"
  34. --
  35. >>Jezebel
  36. >In Hell, Hebrew biblical names are most common among the lowlifes
  37. What did goyim mean by this?
  38. -
  39. I picked the name because i was watching this episode of futurama
  40. -
  41. This one's not ringing a bell and I've seen my fair share of Futurama.
  42. -
  43. Bender got hooked up to a 3d printer and everything he thought became real
  44. -
  45. OOOoohhhh this is one of those ones from way late in the series. I remember it now.
  46. ---
  47. >her siblings start brown nosing immediately, and start trying in vain to s3duce anon away from their sister
  48. >verosikas accent coming out when she verbally pushes their sh!t in
  49. -
  50. >Anon thinks Verosika's real accent is kinda hot
  51. >Wants her to talk dirty to him in it later on
  52. >Her face when
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