My ''Live While We're Young'' Parody

LAST NIGHT WE HAD AN ORGY, WE HAD AN ORGY, AND THERE WERE NO WOMEN ALLOWED. WE ALL WOKE UP TOGETHER, WOKE UP TOGETHER, MY BUTT IS KIND OF HURTING NOW OW OW. HEY, DO YOU LIKE MY NEW HAIRDO? OH MY GOSH IT'S REALLY CUTE! I DID MY NAILS TOO! COOL! DO ANY OF YOU WANNA SCREW? OH GOD HONEY NO WE'RE COOL, WE LIKE DUDES! ALL THESE LADIES LADIES LADIES BUT WE DON'T WANT NONE, WE'D RATHER JUMP ON EACH OTHER AND SLAP OUR BUNS! OH NO THOSE HOT GIRLS WANT OUR NUTS WE BETTER RUN! HEY LOOK IT'S SIMON! WHOS UP FOR A TUG? WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING, OR WHAT WE'RE SAYING, CUZ WE DON'T RIGHT OUR OWN MUSIC. WE DO WHAT SIMON TELLS US, OR ELSE HE BELTS US, YOU ARE MY FIVE SEXY PUPPETS. OH NO, WE CAN'T EVEN REALLY SING, WE USE THIS COMPUTER THING, IT'S AN AUTOTUNE. WE HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ANYTHING WE DO, WE SIGNED OUR LIVES AWAY NOW WE'RE MINDLESS FOOLS. HEY GUYS LETS ALL GET MARRIED IN THAT KITTY POOL, YEAH THAT SOUNDS REAL SWEET, I WILL BE THE PRIEST. I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND HUSBAND HUSBAND HUSBAND AND HUSBAND YOU MAY NOW RUB YOUR NIPPLES. HEY BOYS, NOW THAT WE ARE OFFICIALLY MARRIED TONIGHT, WE DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A VEST, NOW LETS ALL TAKE OFF OUR SHIRTS. WE'RE HALF NAKED NAKED NAKED IT'S SO MUCH FUN. AFTER WE SPLASH AROUND WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME LOVE. HEY GUYS WHATS UP WITH ZAYN HE LOOKS COMPLETLY STUNNED, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU HON? I DRINK TOO MUCH CUM!