99 Pure Teraflops

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRB-09M5R0

Trust us it was worth the wait
The strongest console ever made
With 99 pure teraflops
Gives sixty frames and never drops
Buy the improved Xbox One
Enjoy the native 4K fun
With 99 pure teraflops
They’re soon sold out in all game shops

99 pure teraflops
The stable framerate never drops
With pixels of high quality
(And) great online play for a fee
The best looking Assassin's Creed
And Forza at the highest speed
(Pre-) order now in your Gamestops
Buy 99 pure teraflops

99 commercial dealings
Focused on nostalgia feelings
PS4 can’t emulate
But we think classic games are great
Their movie games are utter shit
And Japanese devs should just quit
Their games play at thirty frames tops
No 99 pure teraflops

99 games full of big guns
Cause you all know they’re the best ones
You don’t find those on your Switches
Only weeb games for some niches
Zelda, Arms and Xenoblade
Trash games you’ve already played
And their framerate always drops
No 99 pure teraflops

Need 99 pure teraflops
99 pure teraflops

99 exclusive games
If you ignore PC gaming
Real exclusives we don’t have
Yet that’s what we’ll keep proclaiming
Sony, Ninty, (you) both beware
This will be our finest hour
We might not have all your software
But at least we’ve got more power