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People, creatures, robots, demons, monsters, and everything in between will be participating in this grand event. It will all be televised for your viewing pleasure!

Over 100 colorful characters will battle each other while being forced to partner up in randomized teams! Death, Destructions, DRAMA! This spectacular event will have it ALL.

dozens of various creatures and characters flashed on the screen

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The sound of dozens of chains rattling and just as many angry voices filled the air of a large warehouse. There were 30 pillars spaced out about 20ft from each other, attached to them were 3 beings each held by chains. Multiple robotic guards wandered between the captives ignoring all attempts of communications from the irritated "guests." Only 1 wall of this warehouse held anything resembling an exit, an elevator which had just opened.

A man stood there, in his arm he held a long pillow with a woman depicted on it. It was clear to everyone he had information as to their current incarceration, they clamored louder. He grimaced at the annoyance and reached into his pocket, pulling out a small remote. He raised it over his head and pressed a big read button. Everyone, human, robot, monster, everything chained to the pillars were struck by some blue energy emanating from a collar like device attached to them. The pain was immeasurable and quickly incapacitated the rowdy prisoners. Few stood their ground, but their tenacity meant nothing and they fell down just the same as the rest. After the last person fell to the ground, the man removed his finger from the button.

"Nice and quiet, lovely. My name is Phane, Celo Phane. As most of you have already presumed, I am the man responsible for your current state of affairs."

- Season 13, Round 0, Joseph_Stalin_