"Where the fuck is she?" Erena thought to herself circling around Orgrimmar yet again. Plushie had gone missing while Erena went on a food run and was missing for about a day now. Erena caught a whiff of the panda in the valley of honor and flew down to investigate. She followed the scent to the wyvern tail tavern. The scent of male Tauren was almost suffocating so she drew her weapon in anticipation. The sun offered little light that early in the morning so as she stepped into the darkened tavern she adjusted her eyes. She couldn't see anyone on the bottom floor so she slowly made her way up the steps, careful not to make any noise. As she came up the last few steps she took in the sight before her. Two male Tauren snored in rope hammocks, clothes thrown aside. The hastily scrubbed floor reeked of bodily fluids. As her eyes adjusted she realized that behind one of the Tauren was a lump of fur that matched the Tauren perfectly. A curvy sticky lump of fur. Erena began a fiery incantation directed at the two sleeping giants.
Ivory woke up with his hair standing on end. The magical energy in the room had increased at a rapid rate. He woke Abbadon with a small amount of lunar energy. At once both Tauren leapt up and grabbed their weapons. They then turned to face the threat.
"It's been a while since I've had to fight naked miss, I hope it doesn't make you uncomfortable." Abbadon smirked as he said this.
"Don't fucking move Abbadon." Ivory warned. Ivory could sense the power in the large blood elf in front of them and knew this was no normal spell caster.
"Or what, is the little elf gonna singe my fur?" Abbadon teased.
"Seriously, just put on your clothes and take a seat." Ivory advised.
"I'm not a peaceful resolution type, you know that." Abbadon said readying his weapon. The massive Tauren charged at full speed towards the elf.
Erena couldn't help but notice the size of their, um, weapons. The Tauren were having a conversation but Erena didn't hear them, she was too busy staring. She did, however, snap to attention as soon as one of the Tauren yelled and started charging at her. With a force of power Erena smashed the Tauren into the floor at her feet, noting that the cracks she heard were from bones floating around the bull. She turned to the other beast who, interestingly was already lowering his weapon to the floor.
"What do you want." The Tauren asked.
"I want what's mine." Erena replied. "And I want you to pay for whatever you did to her."
"If we should be paying anyone, it's that cum-dum-" The Tauren on the floor began before being interrupted by another wave of force.
"Alright lets just calm down, nobody needs to get hurt." The standing bull said.
"Give me my property, and I'll let you live." Erena stated.
"Property? Is she a slave?" Ivory thought.
"She isn't mine to give away, but I will not stand by and let you take her." Ivory said.
The elf readied her scythe and dashed forward seeking to cut the bull in two. Ivory braced himself for the impact, but it never came. Opening his eyes he saw that the scythe was a few inches from his face. Looking down he saw a very tired Plushie grabbing the hem of the elf's dress. Plushie got up and stood between the pair clinging to Ivory.
The elf sighed. "I should have gotten her that damn puppy." She muttered.
"Alright, lets start this over. My name's Ivory and that genius is Abbadon."
"Yo." Abbadon remarked.
Erena waved her hand and a table and four chairs moved to their positing.
She sat down. "My name is Erena, and she is the only reason you are alive. So start talking."
All four sat down, Abbadon resting his feet on the table and Plushie fighting to scoot her chair towards Ivory.
So Ivory set to work explaining how the pair met Plushie. When he got to the fun parts, Erena couldn't ignore the bull's towering erection.
"-and I think I love her." Ivory concluded.
"Mortals and their concepts of love." Erena thought. "Well I'm glad I didn't end up killing you, I can't store enough ice cream to calm her down from something like that." Erena said. "Well, we'll be leaving now." Erena rushed as she reached for Plushie's hand. Suddenly she felt a weight on her back.
"Now wait just one second. Did you think I wouldn't notice the way you drooled at the sight of our cocks?" Abbadon said.
Ivory sat with his mouth open at Abbadon laying his dick on the elf that had almost killed both of them.
"You idiots are lucky to be in one piece, and if you want to stay that way, you will get that thing off of me." Erena's voice wavered as she spoke.
Abbadon slid up her back to rest his cock on the side of her face "You'll have to forgive me. I haven't washed it since I railed your pet."
In a flash Erena had her scythe at the bull's neck. Both Plushie and Ivory stood up from their seats.
"If you're gonna kill me, kill me, but I think you'll find it hard with your hand shaking like that."
"This is your last warning." Erena said, trying to sound dignified.
At that moment Plushie bent down and pulled up Erena's skirt, revealing a soaking mess.
"No underwear? Isn't that a little risqué?" Abbadon jeered.
"Just shut your whore mouth and fuck me already."
"Yes ma'am." Abbadon said with a grin.