roommates - horror movie night

from /roommates/ - "Tale Of Two Chiclets" Edition
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/49292538/#49303031
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Im willing to take story suggestions while I still think up how to continue the Michael story. Thread is a bit slow after all.

A head up tho, I'm pretty bad at writing sx or romance focused stuff. Not really my forte.
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>Im willing to take story suggestions

horror movie night
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>mike supposed he would never get used to movies here
>beyond everything just being off, it sometimes felt like a bootleg of a parody
>he will admit, his inner film snob did appreciate some moments of clever cinematography
>in this case the current movie had made quite a few waves in the other apartments
>when it finally made it to 87b there was quite a bit of hype
>a young hen and bull were trapped in some complex running from some monsters off screen
>it was fairly suspenseful
>but when the big reveal happened it took every ounce of restraint to keep mike from bursting out laughing
>two humans stood before the cornered couple.
>An elderly man with a white beard and suit, and a red haired clown in a yellow jumper
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>Everyone else is in cold sweats unable to Move
>Mike can't hold back his laughter after Sanders start telling them down with a taste testing spoon and a cup of mash potatoes and gravy
>He stopped laughing when the Clow screams into the camera sending Mike flying behind the couch
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>Chickens have viewed Colonel Sanders as their vengeful merciless God for as long as they can remember.
>They believed if they did not worship him enough of did not provide a sacrifice, he would ascend from the pits of hell and fry everyone alive in a giant bucket.
>Of course in the modern day this belief has faded, most think the Colonel is just a myth. Most modern depictions are similar to how you see cartoonish depictions of Satan in media.
>Alot of the elderly chickens still fear the Finger Lickin' God, they think due to how little the younger generations even cares about him, that he will surely unleash his culinary wrath on Chickenkind.

>It is not known why the Colonel is depicted as a human with an unending hunger for flightless avians.
>It is very unusual due to humans usually being depicted in a very positive light throughout history.
>Some archeologists and historians think it is linked to ancient manuscripts depicting what look like humans consuming many kinds of animals, one of the prominent ones being chicken.
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You're a benevolent man
>Instead of Satan he's sometimes referred to as Senator because of a old legend of him almost winning the vote of the lost city of Kentucky
>He's the bird boogie man keeping chick's awake at night
>Mike now understands why there was fake KFCs on Halloween
>Really had his hopes up but should of known by it not looking like it hadn't been cleaned within the last two years
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>Someone tell this to mike
>Mike confirms not only that he exist but that he used to work for him
>all chickens shriek in terror
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Story time, just for clarity the gang know that Mike is a human and have taken it with mixed results.

>A though has been plaguing Chiclet's mind ever since the atomic bombshell that Mike is an actual f-king human dropped.
>Many, including her are still recovering from the ground zero.
>If Mike is a real human, that means humans do exist. All that mumbo jumbo about civilizations in the past depicting and even worshiping humans now has alot of weight to it.
>The thought thats kept her up all night is that if humans are real, then that surely means the Finger Lickin' God is.
>Of course like all chickens she knew about their supposed God, The Colonel.
>She knew about his wicked smile and his endless hunger for the flesh of all chickenkind.
>She used to believe it when she was younger
>Her family was a bit more religious then most after all
>But like most of the younger generations, she began believing he was a myth, something the priests of the ancient chicken tribes made up to maintain control through fear.
>But now she is not sure at all, and admittedly she is kinda scared.
>The legends do say that when judgment day comes, the Colonel would fry the Hens first.

>That's why she is currently plaining on asking Mike. If anyone knows if the Colonel is real, its him.
>Hell, Mike probably doesn't even know what the f-k a "Colonel Sanders" is and would find the stupid myth we made up of a chicken eating human to be funny.
>She just has to get some kind of confirmation to get this stupid thought out of her head.

Chiclet is in for a rude awakening
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>It is a nice Saturday morning. Freddy, Bonnie, and Mangle are still asleep.
>Its only you and Mike at the table, he's eating some cereal and you're drinking a cup of OJ.
>Guess there is no better time as any.
>"Mike... I got a question."
>"What's up Chiclet?"
>You sigh, preparing to not sound like a loony old timer
>"Im just gonna be very blunt."
>"Is the Finger Lickin' God: Colonel Harland David Sanders, the Arch-Fryer and second son of Satan... real?
>It takes Mike a moment to process that, almost a minute.
>She thinks Colonel fking Sanders is a Demon God?
>Guess that makes sense, billions of chicken are dismembered and served in buckets emblemed with his smiling face every year.
>You don't even know how to answer this, any answer besides saying "I don't know what you're talking about" is not a good one.
>You honestly think saying he is just a dude that sold fried chicken and became rich from it is a worse answer than him being a spawn of Lucifer.
>You are about to tell her you don't know the Colonel, but a wicked idea plants itself in your head.
>Mike does a little trolling
>"The Colonel? Of course he is real! One of the most well known humans around."
>Chiclet literally freezes, the bright orange color of her face drained.

I wonder how far Mike is gonna go with this.
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>All chickens fear the wrath of the southern king
>Mike only let it bleed into their hearts
>The avian's worry for the coming future is batter fried
>Mike's story of all the outer gods he's worked for give validity to his claims
>Hell have no furry like a redneck scorned
>God only knows if he came from the deepest section of hell
>Californa