BadnikNET QDB #156

<MadEchidna> I went down there to pick it up, and when I was on my way back, at like 7 pm, I got hungry and went to McDonalds
<MadEchidna> it's a 2 hour trip on the bus each way, see
<MadEchidna> so I got a small McRib meal
<MadEchidna> on nom nom, was on my way
<MadEchidna> HALF AN HOUR LATER
<MadEchidna> my stomach goes
<MadEchidna> beep beep beep WHAT THE FUC*BOOM*OOOOAAAAH
<MadEchidna> I had the shits like I've never had in my life
<MadEchidna> I was in apsolute agony
<GerbilSoft> MadEchidna: you could say...
* GerbilSoft shades
<GerbilSoft> ..you were in a shitty situation
<GerbilSoft> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
<MadEchidna> so the bus pulls up to a park and ride, which was half way between olympia and home
<MadEchidna> so I got off the bus for a much needed bathroom break
<MadEchidna> I RUN to the fucking public restroom, which has one stall
<MadEchidna> and there is some dude paying a psp in the stall
<MadEchidna> and I'm like dude, hurry up pls, I'm about to shit myself here
<MadEchidna> and he's like uuh, whatever
<MadEchidna> a split second after that, my eyes go wide like an anime charactor who's been mortally stabbed
<MadEchidna> and I think quickly
<MadEchidna> I pull down my pants, and procede to fill the sink
<MadEchidna> yeah
<MadEchidna> I was that desperate
<EnzoAquarius> TROLL OF THE YEAR
<EnzoAquarius> What did the guy say?
<Var|Disasm> Did the guy come out?
<MadEchidna> dude, you're saying troll of the year but this really happened
<EnzoAquarius> I know
<MadEchidna> no the dude didn't seem to notice
<GerbilSoft> real-life troll
<segaloco> MadEchidna: I know the situation, I ran into the bathroom at the gym in school once, all I heard was (fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap)
* andlabs throws you all under the billy goat bridge
<segaloco> so I just ran out and pissed on a tree
<Var|Disasm> I bet he noticed when he went out
<MadEchidna> so I finish dispensing my chocolate softserver
<Var|Disasm> or maybe he was high
<Var|Disasm> and washed his hands in it
<MadEchidna> and I'm like okay, now what
<MadEchidna> I'm standing there with shit all over my butt and I have nothing to wipe
<EnzoAquarius> Rubbed your ass in the grass?
<Jorge> loool
<MadEchidna> and I kid you not, it looked exactly like someone had poured like 8 pounds of ice cream into the sink
<MadEchidna> it was like this perfect swirl
<andlabs> MadEchidna: no paper towels
<andlabs> ?
<MadEchidna> so here's the scene
<MadEchidna> no towels
<MadEchidna> and I'm inches away from the door
<MadEchidna> and the door leads to a very public area
<MadEchidna> with a security guard
<MadEchidna> and people
<MadEchidna> and busses
<MadEchidna> no hallway
<MadEchidna> just outside
<MadEchidna> and I'm covered in shit
<MadEchidna> so what do I do?
<MadEchidna> fucking solid snake man
<MadEchidna> I ran into the womens restoom
<andlabs> MadEchidna: you work in an airport, right?
<MadEchidna> *restroom
<EnzoAquarius> MadEchidna: WIN
<MadEchidna> and I used that bathroom
<MadEchidna> oh did I ever use it
<MadEchidna> and to cap it all off
<MadEchidna> I managed to walk right past the security guard and board the bus
<MadEchidna> sans underwear
<MadEchidna> that was the only casualty
<MadEchidna> and that my friends
<MadEchidna> is the McRib Story