Vice Interview

“I think I saw you at the Kentucky Derby?” I enquire.

“You saw me, or you think you saw me?” begins Noodle. “It is hard to know the difference these days. As Einstein says, reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Never has that been more relevant. ”

Suddenly, she does a lightning quick manoeuvre and sweeps my legs from beneath me. I look up at her, helpless, like a tortoise on its back in the desert.

“Helps break the ice, no?” says Noodle.

“Sure,” I say, still on my back. “So… How are Gorillaz doing at the moment? Is everyone in a good place?