fallout new vegas crossover

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #691
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Don't blame me blame my autism

> The sinner domains of hell fluctuate constantly, with new overlords taking the place of old, and older overlords changing their ways as they will.
> Hell had established a sense of order within its sinners and overlords.
>Then, one day, the nukes fell, and the order deteriorated under the mountainous influx of literal billions of fresh sinners.
> This influx of fresh meat stirs the overlords into action and the tenuous peace between them is shattered as they throw horde upon horde of subservient sinners at each other.
> After hell recovers from the initial shock, so too does the passive influx of sinners.
> Slowly at first, but soon more and more sinners arrive, usually technologically backward savages that were practically useless as anything but cannon fodder.
>A massive wave of fresh savage sinners start to come into hell, whispering of... a legion.
>Alongside these are much fewer, strangely bodied sinners. Almost always taking up the form of a bull and seemingly having a fanatic loyalty to one they called ‘the son of mars’.
>They integrate easily enough, and are better in a fight than the other savages so they are welcomed.
>Then one day, as hell was going about it’s usual business of brutal gang wars, a massive wave of the bull sinners came, crowding around two figures.
>One massive and brutish beast, easily stronger than most of even the older sinners, and would quickly become stronger than most of the established overlords.
>And a smaller sinner, comically scrawny compared to the massive beast at his side, calling himself Caesar.
>With Lanius’ strength and Caesar’s charm, Caesar’s legion starts to take over their own chunk of hell. All of the previous legionaries that had integrated suddenly uproot and flock back to join their glorious leader.
>Caesar and Lanius have only one goal. Set up the perfect... 'reception' for a certain mailman.
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>Courier Six winding up in hell after the Big MT Transportalponder blows up while he uses it
>Hears about the legion
>[Unnecessary violence increases]
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>404
>Courier not found
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>Hell gets news of the couriers death
>No one can find him in hell
>Messiah courier wound up going to heaven