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Writing/Archive - Monster Girl Blogs

Jan 22nd, 2018
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  1. Would teenage monstergirls post their OCs on the internet?
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  3. Are their OCs human boys?
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  5. >crayon doodle of a wurm and a man
  6. >I call this one Anon!
  7. >He's the perfect husband!
  8. >He's smart, goofy, athletic, lazy, funny, serious, gentle, rough, dominant, submissive and perfect in every way!
  9. >He has the perfect dick too!
  10. >If you want to know more about my adventures with Anon, follow my blog!
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  12. >most visited page on the Internet by Wurms
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  14. https://imgur.com/WbE3N7f
  15. >One human male visits the webpage and leaves a comment saying that the drawing was cute
  16. >Wurm blog owner tracks his ip to his home town
  17. >blog goes dark for a month
  18. >"Bad news and good news!"
  19. >"Bad news, I will no longer be doing my drawings of Anon and me!"
  20. >"Good news, I found a husband who is just like Anon and will continue to do drawings of him and me instead!"
  21. >"Here is my first picture of us together!"
  22. >"Sorry for the nudity!"
  23. >you can tell her relationship is serious because she's using markers now instead of crayons
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  25. Wurms are a serious risk for heart attacks
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  27. Too adorable.
  28. We need more monster blogs
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  30. The shirohebi blog that is exclusively pictures of the same guy sleeping.
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  32. >Shoggoth blog
  33. >it's just a roughly done geosite with a scroll of candid photos of her master
  34. >every caption is just 'Silly Mastah'
  35. >every comment is just 'Silly Mastah'
  36. >It's an offline webpage only she can access
  37. >there are thousands of comments
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  39. >Prank adventures with Cheshire
  40. >Minotaur's guide to getting fucking huge
  41. >Tanuki's crypto currency review
  42. It could work
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  44. >Alraune gardening blog
  45. >"101 uses of Weresheep Wool" by a Weresheep
  46. >Snowy Kingdom travelling guide by a Glacies
  47. The possibilites are endless
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  49. >Dragon Cosplay Blog.
  50. >Used to cosplay as famous dragons from fantasy anime.
  51. >Now every post is requesting Tohru.
  52. >She's embarrassed by how cute people think she looks
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  54. >no dragon gf to cosplay as Lucoa in the bedroom
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  56. Anon, her getting a chest that size would be half the issue
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  58. >Gremlin's Tech Blog.
  59. >All the posts are typed out by an Automation, and are completely emotionless.
  60. >"Today, we examined the relationship between sexually generated Demonic Energy and self-propelling defensive structures as designed by the Lost Civilization. We expected to see a twelve percent increase in efficiency over naturally produced Demonic Energy due to the higher quality[.......]"
  61. >The videos are of the Gremlin enjoying the hell out of whatever she's working on.
  62. >"HELLO! TODAY MY HUSBAND IS GOING TO FUCK ME HARD ENOUGH THAT THIS ROBOT ANNIHILATES A MOUNTAIN."
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  64. I would love to find my Ryu's old poetry blog from high school.
  65. Half of it would be weepy, soulful stuff, the other half would be edgy and pissed off because she couldn't find a boyfriend
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  67. Would you find a picture of her younger self where she'd dyed her scales and hair black while wearing a black, ripped T-shirt?
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  69. Yes. And I totally wouldn't tease her about it and wear a ripped black t-shirt around her shrine.
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  71. She'd probably be super confused until you mentioned that you found her blog, at which point she'd start blushing and hide her face in her hands.
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  74. >Nine-Tailed Inari blogging to pass the time.
  75. >Clearly loves mischief.
  76. >"Today, I was waiting in line at Succubucks when a Cheshire teleported in front of me."
  77. >"I asked her to move and she just laughed, saying a cat can never be without a smile."
  78. >"So I rearranged her latte art with illusion magic, and I'm going to show you how to do it at home."
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  80. >Familiar fashion blog
  81. >Cute pictures of her in different dresses
  82. >Comments always flooded with "Show is your panties"
  83. >secret sabbath advertisement hidden in the blog
  84.  
  85. >her panties always have the Sabbath logo on them
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