Writing - Wonderland Games

This is Wonderland Chess! You're a male so you get the male pieces and she's a female so she gets the female pieces. Here's a simple breakdown:

ANON
>8 pawns
>2 rooks
>2 knights
>2 bishops
>1 king

TRUMPART
>8 trumparts (pawns, but can attack forward too)
>2 jubjubs (rooks, but can fly over pieces)
>2 cheshires (knights, but can teleport anywhere within 3 squares)
>2 jaberwocks (bishops, but attack in an X shape due to mouth tentacles)
>1 queen (her. if checkmated, you win)
>1 queen of hearts (the actual queen of hearts. impossible to be placed in check except by a king. You don't know which queen is which and have to figure it out)

One last thing, if any of your pawns reach her back row, they are monsterized/incubized and she now controls them.

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 What goes on at these tea parties besides tea and sex? Do they play games to get to the sex?

>Cheshire leads a tour group of new males to a tea party and invites them to take a seat while the other guests arrive
>Discover they are stuck to the chairs until the end of the tea party
>All variety of wonderland monsters show up for the party
>Hatter organizing the event proposes a game of musical chairs
>The chairs, with the anons stuck to them, form a circle and the girls start skipping around them.
>Music stops and all the girls jump on the man's lap, perfectly skewering them on their new husband's dick
>When their pants came off and when they got hard, no one knows
>Unfortunately, they only play one round but the prize is you get to keep whatever is in your seat!
>Tea Party continues as usual with all of the anons acting as dick thrones for their new wives.
>Except for that one anon. His chair was upside down for some reason so his face was where the seat is. Oh well! The lucky girl that got him doesn't seem to mind.

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Do you want to play Travelers’ Folly with a hatter? You do know how to play this classic wonderland card game right?

It’s a simple variation on a trick playing game made for two pairs of two partners. It is best played if you have access to a full family of trumparts. I’d suggest contacting the family down the lane.

Have each trumpart come up with their favorite fetish and have them keep it secret. Deal out the entire shuffled deck to all four players. The player with the queen of hearts goes first as the queen of hearts always gets her way. They decide upon a trump suit and play continues around with the highest card taking the trick. However, the partners don’t earn the points for the trick until they perform the winning Trumpart’s fetish. At any time, if a player doesn’t have a card that follows the trump, they must either discard a card or takeover the trick with a hearts card. Points are awarded based on how many times a couple came, usually about equal to the number of tricks played. Whichever partner pair has the most points at the end of the game is the winner.

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I just thought of a wonderful party game for newlywed Wonderland denizens. Four or five couples are needed. Using illusions or potions or what not, all the males penises are removed and put in a hatter's hat. Then, each girl gets to reach into the hat and pull out a penis. They are allowed to poke, prod, lick, bite, sniff, whatever to analyze it. Then they must either claim it's their husband's penis, or put it back in the bag and pass the hat. The men aren't allowed to say anything, but their reaction to their penis getting fondled is a sure give away, if they're not faking. In the end, all the men get their penises back and the gratuitous sex between lovers commenses.