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Deadmeat Chronicles: Bad Poopies

Feb 21st, 2013
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  1. >You are a rich bitch.
  2. >Fucking hired help think they need days off and today is Charles’s day off.
  3. >Fluffies are sweet loving things, you could never hurt one.
  4. >All the books say you have to discipline so that is why you hired the mouth breather.
  5. >But in truth you never really bought into that.
  6. >Through love and caring fluffies should change their behavior.
  7. >Today you have a situation where you can prove this.
  8. >One of the fluffies had made a bad poopie and you are using positive reinforcement to get him to change.
  9. >You are holding Princess Princess back, she is furious at the offending fluffy.
  10. >”Yoo bad fwuffy! Nuu make bad poopies!” She is shaking her hoof at the fluffy.
  11. >He is just setting back smiling, “Fwuffy wan pway.”
  12. >Princess Princess babbles angrily at the statement.
  13. >”No dear, you have to admit you did something bad first.”
  14. >He stands up and gives a raspberry, “Fuffy nuu do bad ting!”
  15. >”Gif fwuffy sowwies mommeh! Yoo bad fwuffy!” Princess Princess is pointing at the bad fluffy to drive home her point.
  16. >You have a small group of fluffies gathered around, “Ok everyone, tell him what he did wrong.”
  17. >The fluffies look on, “He do bad poopies and nuu sowwy stick…”
  18. >The fluffies don’t seem to be helping, “Ok everyone, mommy wants you all to tell him not to do bad poopies.”
  19. >The fluffies start to chimes back, “Mommeh say nuu do bad poopies! Get huggies noa?”
  20. >The offending fluffy just gives another raspberry, “Yoo nuu teww fwuffy wha do!”
  21. >This isn’t going well.
  22. >Maybe you need more fluffies to get the point across.
  23. >You turn and see a fluffy walking past the door.
  24. >”Hey little one, can you come here and help me convince this little guy not to do bad poopies?”
  25. >You see the light green tail twitch and a fluffy comes walking in.
  26. >It is Sir William Reginald and he looks like he is scanning the room.
  27. >You really need to do something about that cork on his horn.
  28. >This is another fluffy you wish you could change.
  29. >He gets along with other fluffies fine, in fact he has been a good companion for you purse alicorn.
  30. >But he is very cold to humans.
  31. >You don’t know why, all fluffies want to be loved.
  32. >Anyway, he is walking up now.
  33. >Poor thing look at that ear, and all those scars.
  34. >But he is able to communicate well with the fluffies, maybe this will be how you reach out to him.
  35. >You can make him feel one with you and he will open up to your love for him.
  36. >”Sir William Reginald, this fluffy has made bad poopies. We need to convince him he did wrong and to make good poopies in the future.”
  37. >”Gif! Him! Sowwies! Mommeh!” Princess Princess is still livid.
  38. >Sir William Reginald is walking to the poop.
  39. >This is perfect, “We need to show him through kindness that he did wrong.”
  40. >The fluffy gives another raspberry, “Fwuffy nuu do bad ting! Fwuffy wan pway!”
  41. >Sir William Reginald sniffs the poop then he sniffs the tail of the offending fluffy.
  42. >The fluffy gets an indignant look, “Yoo stay way fwom wump! Yoo bad fwuffy!”
  43. >Sir Reginald looks at the fluffy, “Yoo make bad poopies. Yoo poopie whewe fuffy wive.”
  44. >The fluffy just gives poor Sir William Reginald a raspberry.
  45. >This is great!
  46. >He is reaching out, you can feel that you are bonding with him!
  47. >This is the first step for that fluffy to open up to you and show that through kindness and positive reinforcement that anything-
  48. *boop*
  49. >”YOO NU MAKE BAD POOPIES!”
  50. >”Whaaaaa!!!”
  51. >Sir William Reginald just hit the other fluffy in the nose!
  52. >The poor fluffy’s head jerks to the side.
  53. >The fluffy does not take time to think.
  54. >He turns from the strike and starts to run, “Owchie! Stinky munsta fwuffy gif hewties to fwuffy!”
  55. >”No Sir William! That is not-“
  56. >”Bad bad bad fwuffy!”
  57. >Oh no! Princess Princess just wiggled out of your hands.
  58. >Sir William is running down the fluffy he just hit and is biting his ear!
  59. >”Owies! Owies! Owies! Why hewt fwuffy?”
  60. >He threw him to the ground… he just kicked him in his belly!
  61. >The fluffy is sliding across the floor with Princess Princess jumping around him berating him, “You bad fwuffy! Mean to mommeh!”
  62. >Sir William Reginald is now on top of him stomping his ribs, “Yoo nuu make bad poopies!”
  63. >You grab Sir William Reginald from behind, “No! That is not how we… Princess stop!”
  64. >Princess Princess is now pushing the fluffy who made the bad poopies.
  65. >Sir William is wiggling like crazy in your hands.
  66. >Wow, he feels much harder and stronger than any other fluffy you have held.
  67. >”Ahhhh! Nuu hewt fwuffy! Owies! Owies owwieeeeeEEEEE”
  68. >You lower one of your arms, “Princess Princess! Don’t be- Sir William!”
  69. >He wiggled free and is back on the offending fluffy biting his tail and dragging him along the floor.
  70. >Princess Princess is batting his ears babbling angrily.
  71. >You grab Princess Princess again, “Sir William Reginald! Leave that fluffy alone!”
  72. >He drags the fluffy back to the poop.
  73. >You are holding Princess Princess tight trying to salvage the situation, “Sir William Reginald! Do not hurt other fluffies, that is bad!”
  74. >He ignores you and bites the other fluffies ear dragging his face in front of the poop.
  75. >”EEEEeEEEeee! Bad smewwy munsta fwuffy hewt fwuffy! Hewp fwuffy! EeeeEeEEEeEE!!”
  76. >The maroon unicorn ignores the pleas of the fluffy at his mercy.
  77. >You let go of Princess Princess to get this violent fluffy away from the others before he does something-
  78. *BOP*
  79. >”CWEAN BAD POOPIES!”
  80. >He just stomped the back of the head of the other fluffy forcing his face into the pile of poo!
  81. >”No Sir William! That is enough!”
  82. >”Bad fwuffy! Bad fwuffy! Bad fwuffy!” Princess Princess is pointing angrily at the fluffy who made the bad poopies.
  83. >”Fwuffy sowwy! Nuu make bad poopies nuu mo! Huu huuu huuuu! Fwuffy sowwy!”
  84. >Is he? Is he eating his own shit!?
  85. >Before you can get Sir William Reginald he runs to the other fluffies, “Who make bad poopies!?”
  86. >All the fluffies yell in terror then start a stampede to the litter box.
  87. >You walk and grab the poor crying fluffy and stop him from eating his own feces.
  88. >”Fwuffy am sowwy mommeh…. Fwuffy sowwy…wahhhhhhhhh!”
  89. >You turn to Sir William Reginald, he will get a piece of your mind!
  90. >”Sir William Reginald, that is not how we do thing around here!”
  91. >He is just walking off!
  92. >He doesn’t even turn around, “Fwuffies nuu make bad poopies noa.”
  93. >Princess Princess is now supervising all the other fluffies as they clamber into the litter box to make good poopies.
  94. >You have never seen such violence from a fluffy.
  95. >You decide to just relax and try to calm down.
  96. >You have heard of fluffies who need to be reset.
  97. >You push that thought from your mind, all fluffies need to be loved.
  98. >Sir William Reginald leaves the room.
  99. >You cradle the crying fluffy.
  100. >Going to have to call some of the peons to clean him.
  101. >You might have to keep a closer eye on Sir William Reginald.
  102. >You had no idea fluffies would hurt one another.
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