GSIS W1-W4 bingo

W1 (Vale Guardian): Our top DPS is more than 30K
W1 (Vale Guardian): Noone gets teleported
W1: (Vale Guardian): Noone gets downed
W1 (Vale Guardian): We did not need to take single green out of the split phase
W1 (Gorseval): At least 4 DPS players are above 20K DPS here
W1 (Gorseval): 5 players are above 50cc/s
W1 (Gorseval): Noone got downed here
W1 (Gorseval): Noone got egged!
W1 (Sabetha): Flawless cannons!
W1 (Sabetha): Noone got downed!
W1 (Sabetha): Top DPS is better than 30K
W1 (Sabetha): Alac/quickness in both subgroups is above 90%
W2 (Slothasor): Perfect poisons!
W2 (Slothasor): Noone gets downed
W2 (Slothasor): We kill him before taking 1st shroom for the second time!
W2 (Slothasor): No friendly fire at all!!
W2 (Slothasor): No one got downed as a direct result of his coconut attack!
W2 (Slothasor): We did it without a healscourge!
W2 (Bandit trio): Everybody survives Narella!
W2 (Matthias): Perfect activatable poisons!
W2 (Matthias): Noone was downed here!
W2 (Matthias): Reflects did not fail a SINGLE time!
W2 (Matthias): Top DPS has over 20K
W3 (Siege): Noone dies/gets downed here)
W3 (Siege): Tower person captures at least two turrets SOLO!
W3 (Keep Construct): We did not fail purple tether mechanic!
W3 (Keep Construct): Noone gets downed here.
W3 (Keep Construct): Top 3 dps players are above 20K
W3 (Keep Construct): We did it on CM!
W3 (Twisted Castle): Noone dies here.
W3 (Xera): Everybody makes it through the gliding phase alive.
W3 (Xera): Both groups arrive after button phase at the SAME time.
W3 (Xera): Noone dies here.
W3 (Xera): Top dps is over 30K dps!
W4 (Cairn): We did it on CM!
W4 (Cairn): Noone gets downed!
W4 (Cairn): At least 4 people did over 30K dps!
W4 (Cairn): Alacrity and quickness in both subs is over 90%
W4 (Mursaat Overseer): Noone dies here.
W4 (Mursaat Overseer): At least 4 people did over 30K dps!
W4 (Mursaat Overseer): Only ONE Jade Soldier was activated (Reached edge of the board)!
W4 (Mursaat Overseer): We did it on CM!
W4 (Samarog): Flawless pushing!
W4 (Samarog): Noone messes up friends mechanic.
W4 (Samarog): Support sacrifices during lat 10% (SWAG)
W4 (Samarog): We did not see 4 or more spears at the same time!
W4 (Deimos): We did it on CM!
W4 (Deimos): Noone stepped into oil!
W4 (Deimos): We all survived the encounter!
W4 (Deimos): Flawless handkiting!
W4 (Deimos): Top dps is over 30K here!
W4 (Deimos): We did all shackles at once!
GENERAL: Someone is lagging
GENERAL: IRL emergency
GENERAL: Hardware issues
GENERAL: We wait for some asshole after doing long trash event
GENERAL: Someone complains about any profession
GENERAL: Explaining mechanics to a new guy
GENERAL: We WIPE