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  1. WHO POURS TEA INTO A PITCHER GLASS
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  3. Mar 14
  4. leafbladie
  5. I know, it's so dumb!
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  8. Yes, its the dumbest. I love it
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  10. Kyubox Incubox
  11. I want to imagine that's some kind of maid or tea lover meme, pouring tea in weird ways into absurd things
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  13. Mar 14
  14. Mami has a youtube channel that's just her doing trickshots, but pouring tea. Trick pours
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  16. Like throwing a teapot with a twist, so the tea exists the teapot but falls back into it
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  18. Kyubox Incubox
  19. *exits
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  21. Mar 14
  22. leafbladie
  23. Oh my god, that fits oerfectly. Do you think Kyoko or Homura might leave mean shitpost comments or such pretending to be other people on her videos?
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  26. leafbladie
  27. Oh yeah, that writer of the Hitomi things I sent you yesterday or the day before said they might do my idea of Charlotte attacking Mami's musket
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  30. I would honestly imagine Mami trying to "casually" shill her videos to her friends every time she makes a new one, but they all get zero views and no one watches them
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  32. Sometimes her friends care so little, they forget she even has a youtube channel
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  34. I mean, I feel like tea trickshots would be the kind of bullshit to be pulled off on YouTube successfully. Also, Mami does have the body for good clickbait screencaps.
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  37. I'm imagining it now
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  39. Mami tries streaming her trickshots, accidentally turns it into softcore porn
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  41. "I should wear this old white shirt so its okay if it gets dirty"
  42.  
  43. "Oh I messed up and now my shirt got all wet!"
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  45. Kyubox Incubox
  46. "I don't wear a bra at home, why do you ask?"
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  48. Mar 14
  49. Kyubox Incubox
  50. "Why does chat keep spamming the word Boing? Is this a new meme? I should start saying it too. Boing, boing, boing..."
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  52. Mar 14
  53. leafbladie
  54. Oh that's an idea Madotubers.
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  57. Homura is a washed up has been who barely ever uploads anything, but she's semi goth gf and her dedicated fanbase keeps her miles above all the others
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  59. Kyoko does prank channels, that often end in disaster
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  61. Sayaka probably does a music channel, and actually runs it somewhat effectively, but it's kind of boring
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  63. leafbladie
  64. Not sure what Madoka would do. But since she has so many stuffed animals, maybe just a toy type channel where shenplays with them
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  67. I feel like Homura's channel would be the type that's either really popular the way she is in school, or a complete fucking disaster where she only has spambots and this one really dedicated creep that constantly tries to hit on her
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  69. Kyubox Incubox
  70. In the most inappropriate way possible
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  72. Mar 14
  73. I'd say the latter would've been her channel from her Moemura days
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  75. leafbladie
  76. She was too trusting of those "click here to $1000" ads, and that channel paid the price for it.
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  79. Homura looks back on her old videos and realises she somehow flashes her panties all the goddamn time
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  81. Kyubox Incubox
  82. No wonder some creep keeps posting comments
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  84. Mar 14
  85. leafbladie
  86. Mami tries plugging Sayaka and Madoka's channels, but they creep influx actually gets them a bit angry at her.
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  89. I want to imagine Kyouko streamsniping her friends, except for pranks
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  91. Kyubox Incubox
  92. She watches their streams to see when they won't be able to defend themselves, then barges in and flips their skirts live or something
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  94. Mar 14
  95. leafbladie
  96. That sounds great
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  99. Then she accidentally rips one of Madoka's plushes when she attempts to flip her skirt
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  101. leafbladie
  102. Madoka gets mad and Kyoko's in the hospital for at least a month but still running her yap about her epic pranks.
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  105. I want to see Madoka barging into Kyouko's hospital room with a go pro or something for a revenge prank
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  107. Kyubox Incubox
  108. Draws a dick on her cast
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  110. Mar 14
  111. Nah, instead she apologizes, and Kyoko accepts it, but then it's revealed Madoka brought along her plushes and wants to have a tea party with her
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  113. leafbladie
  114. Kyoko tries calling the nurse with switch, but Madoka disabled it beforehand
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  117. Its one of those tea parties where you pretend to drink tea out of tiny plastic cups
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  119. Kyubox Incubox
  120. And eat pretend food
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  122. Mar 14
  123. And that's torture for Kyoko
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  125. leafbladie
  126. Eating pretend food
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  129. Kyubox Incubox
  130. Madoka goes into great detail about how amazing and delicious this not-food is, and- yeah, Kyouko just starves
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  132. Mar 14
  133. Kyubey has a channel that most people don't understand since they can't see or hear him. But its actually a method of identifying girls with potential, since naturally only they would be interested in watching the videos regularly
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  135. It becomes a bit of a horror copy-pasta legend, the ghost channel where that only some people can watch
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  137. In reality its actually just a really motivational and inspiring channel where Kyubey hypes up how amazing being a magical girl is
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  139. This just feeds into the copy pasta, where people spread stories about anyone who watches Kyubey's channel will disappear
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  141. Because of this, there's always some interest in visiting his channel and seeing what its like.
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  143. He's forced to post videos that everyone can see just so his channel doesn't get deleted for "empty" videos, which only adds to the surreal nature of everything
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  145. His videos for everyone to see are just nice looking nature videos, because who cares just put in whatever
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  147. So you have this maybe-haunted Youtube channel that has tons of videos of absolute nothing, and then one of a nice sunset every week or son
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  149. Kyubox Incubox
  150. *so
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  152. Mar 14
  153. leafbladie
  154. Perfect
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  157. One of Mami's creeper fans asks her if she wants to do a collab. And he basically gets her to do more extreme soft core porn. Like "extreme tea shots" at the beach, so of course there's a scene of her getting sunscreen applied to her body, and her breasts being rubbed vigorously to get the sunscreen in.
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  159. leafbladie
  160. She does catch wise in the end and kick his ass though.
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  163. Kyubox Incubox
  164. Yeah, that sounds about right
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  166. Mar 14
  167. Kyubox Incubox
  168. I wonder what everyone else would do? I could see Oriko do a fortune telling channel because like, why not right?
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  170. Mar 14
  171. leafbladie
  172. Fans of Homura learn that she's spending most of her time watching Madoka's channel, so they send hate to the latter in hope she'll stop posting and Homura will start posting again.
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  175. leafbladie
  176. You know, sort of like how Berserk fans want to kill Idolm@ster
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