Night of the Vampire Fluffy

>You are a monster.
>You are a vampire fluffy.
>And tonight you will prove you are the most vicious predator.
>You are sneaking along a row of bushes.
>You spot your prey.
>You see a beautiful unicorn in her back yard chasing a fire fly.
>You open your mouth showing your fangs!
*HSSsssssss*
>You crouch down and sneak closer.
*Rowwrrrrrrrrrr*
>You lock your eyes on the oblivious fluffy in front of you.
>She is looking up happily at the buzzing fire fly with her neck stretched out.
*Grrrrrrrrrrr…*
>Your little cape flutters as you stand and get ready to go after her, you expose your fangs again.
*Hsssssss*
>You start to wonder where these sounds are coming from.
>You aren’t making any noise.
>You turn and look behind you seeing the cat that has snuck up on you.
>The cat leaps forward with its claws exposed, “ROWWWWWRRRR!!!”
>The beautiful unicorn is oohing over the flire fly that has landed on her nose.
>She doesn’t notice the bush behind her shaking and your screams coming from it.
>All that appears from the bush is the cat’s claws just before it takes another swipe.
>Finally you get out of the bush with your cape shredded and scratches all over your body.
>You change into a bat and fly into a nearby tree.
>The cat is still hissing at you while you settle on a branch.
>You shake your hoof and babble angrily at the feline beast.
>You change back into your fluffy form as you focus back on the beautiful unicorn.
>She is still fixated on the fire fly giggling.
>You start to measure her out.
>You can sneak behind her and she will never-
>Why is the branch shaking?
>You look back toward the tree.
>The cat maonster is coming for you!
>Cat monsters can climb trees!?
>You turn and run.
>You forget you can’t fly in your fluffy form.
>You give out a continuous surprised yell as you plummet to the ground.
*bloomp*
>You give out a whine as your body starts to heal itself from the fall.
>You stand up and berate the ground for being a meanie.
>You hear something at the tree.
>You turn and see the cat jumping down and running toward you.
>You let out a yell and take off running.
>You run behind the beautiful unicorn who is laughing and waving at her friend the fire fly.
>The cat is loping after you swatting at your tail and cape.
>You babble sorries to the cat monster hoping it will leave you alone.
>You run headlong into the trashcans next to the door.
>You stagger as the cans all fall on top of you.
>A hapless mouse scurries from the trash.
>The cat looks down and sees it quickly biting it up.
>The cat runs off as you struggle under the mountain of trash now on top of you.
>The fire fly flies off.
>The beautiful unicorn fluffy sets up and waves bye bye to its glowing friend.
>She trots up to the house and through a pet door which is quickly locked.
>You finally crawl out from the trash pile with a rotten banana peel on your head and a baby diaper in your mouth.
>You spit it out and gaze in shock at the now empty back yard.
>You get up and shake the garbage off your fluff.
>You stagger away grumbling not feeding another night.