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- "A flaming mold of poisonous dirt that resembles Cinderace." - Anchor to CinderClod, 2023
- "Bro **** the average person" - Mr. Fish, 2024/1/2
- "It doesn't matter how many friends you have. It matters how close you are to the friends you have." - Anchor, 2024/1/2
- "Ultra Suscrozma, from Suscrozma Susk Mane and Suscrozma Sussy Wings" - Banana, 2024/1/2
- "anyway i gtg ask my mom if we can have air fried pizza" - Zyla, 2024/9/1
- "why do we call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?" - Spex, 2024/9/2
- "you can food a food, you're just not trying hard enough" - Spex, 2024/9/2
- "hehehehehe *foods your food*" - Spex after reading their quote, 2024/9/11
- "i am mommy and daddy" - Silver, 2024/9/19
- "rawr I’m a scawy mowdawatow" - Silver to intimidate NobleOnion, 2024/9/22
- "rawr I’m a scawy mowdawatow!! Wet me in!!!! I want in!!!! Rawr!" - Silver trying to get into the DB Amoonguss game, 2024/9/22
- "Is social credit actually a thing or am i being racist?" - NobleOnion, 2024/9/22
- "fin fin fin or go go go" - MangoBrick, 2024/9/24
- "fizz is theorized to have combustion cylinders fueled by atomically unstable pork rinds and red bull mixed with calcium carbonate" - Banana, 2024/9/24
- "I prey on the inhabitants of that primary educational facility" - NobleOnion, 2024/9/25
- "Idk about you guys but xurkitree looks delectable" - Mr. Fish, 2024/9/28
- "Attempted manslaughter is not permitted in any way, shape, or form. Please refrain from permanently or temporarily damaging and traumatizing human beings, as potential consequences range from a minor giggle to a hydrogen bomb explosion. Proceed with caution." - Banana out of context, 2024/9/29
- "A sink sprung a leak and my mom's laughing like she at a smile fruit" - Mr. Fish, 2024/10/1
- "as a matter of fact, I am in an inescapable vortex of self-denial and self-hatred that forced me to believe that love is my only escape from my eternal spiral towards insanity" - Banana, 2024/10/5
- "baskemtball" - BM, 2024/10/9
- "i'd bury a bunch of voltorbs alive to use as landmines" - Jellohamster, 2024/10/10
- "Through the glass, up my ass, we all running really fast" - NobleOnion, 2024/10/15
- "seeing this with no context is like waking up to find yourself drowning in expired milk" - Spex, 2024/10/19
- "Dhelmise glares with disapproval at enemies" - Anchor, 2024/10/20
- "I was sneezing hard like a dad" "I was sneezing like I had kids" "My nose was running so much it outsped regieleki" "I was crying like I was on a YouTuber apology video, my best friend died, my crush rejected me, and my girlfriend dumped me all at the same time it was horrible" - Mr. Fish, 2024/10/20
- "bananas hope to respect all species (other than those who discriminated our ancestors and inflicted humiliation and shame upon our bloodline)" - Banana, 2024/10/20
- "feeling like rod wave I got a lot on my plate" - MangoBrick, 2024/10/22
- "go go go or fen fen fen" - MangoBrick, 2024/10/23
- "okay so when i tell you to nom me you dont nom me but you start nomming other people" - Starry Whisper to Spex after Spex starts eating me, 2024/10/25
- "Free Diddy he's my boi, a weapon not a toy, he dont need drugs or money, just an 11 year old boy" - NobleOnion freestyling, 2024/10/25
- "ClodOfTheSire, you dumpy-ass b****. You talk like a ganster but rat like a snitch, You lose at Showdown cos you skull is too thick, Not even SmolGlaceon wanted your lil' d***" - NobleOnion roasting CinderClod, 2024/10/25
- "I wouldn't mind spex consuming me ngl" - Mr. Fish, 2024/10/26
- "get in (my mouth)" - Spex, 2024/10/26
- "Clod pulled a Clod, then Zyla pulled a Clod, then Zyla pulled a reverse Clod" - Banana, 2024/10/31
- "And who's that sexy fellow next to you?" - Mr. Fish to me referring to Spex, 2024/11/2
- "I was looking in a mirror" "There was a clown behind me" - Mr. Fish trying to explain the previous quote, 2024/11/2
- "Live among the chaos and laugh amidst the pain" - Banana, 2024/11/7
- "hairheads" - Ferrari, 2024/11/8
- ""zagged when he should've zigged" –Fizz, 2024" - Mr. Fish, 2024/11/15
- "the kid is not a cylinder" - A friend of mine in Physics class, 2024/11/18
- "bust lightfear" - BM, 2024/11/20
- "Singlehandedly changing community opinion on necroposting :P" - Amethyst, 2024/11/28
- "bleach sounds delectable" - Banana, 2024/12/9
- "do I have enough sanity? no" "do I have enough motivation? maybe" "do I have a hydrogen bomb? yes (for legal reasons this is a joke)" - Banana, 2024/12/14
- "I love miniors" - JustATypicalPerson, 2024/12/16
- "JuiceATropicalPineapple" - Spex to JustATypicalPerson, 2024/12/16
- "This question is cute and I'm going to leave it for a bit so it can be enjoyed." - Fizz on a question asking if Pokemon can be traded through email, 2024/12/16
- "That tornado would have a feast, getting free kills, slamming people against each other, ripping lockers off the wall and using them as projectiles, that tornado finna rip the water fountains off the wall, sending wires and water everywhere and electrocuting me, egghead at the end of the hall gonna hit the wall and splat, it'd be a murder fest." - Mr. Fish on tornado drills, 2024/12/21
- “I'm the kindest person here by fat” - Mr. Fish, 2024/12/30
- "Man I gotta find a better sleeping position because how my bed always be looking like I been fighting demons when I wake up?" - Mr. Fish, 2024/1/5
- "and let them know of their fundamental inability to make a team that can be considered good" - Tensa Zangetsu, 2025/1/5
- "either let me throw up or let me have diarrhoea, don't sit inside my body and give me stomachaches" - Banana "Oof, that must be painful" - Tensa Zangetsu "Sounds like the average Tuesday ngl" - Mr. Fish "(the duality of living)" - Banana, 2025/1/5
- "my subconscious with too little energy to think as it is busy dealing with the XK class scenario happening in my digestive system" - Banana, 2025/1/5
- "Low ladder is really something, you'll see them make questionable/bad plays half the time, the other times they have the most diabolical sets known to mankind that somehow 6-0 your entire team, wondering if they're really a secret CIA or FBI agent out to get you" - RisingManectric, 2025/1/8
- "Today I learned rubber cones from trees." - Mr. Fish, 2025/1/13
- "Don't do school, stay in drugs" - JustATypicalPerson, 2025/1/14
- ""Humans are perfect human beings that never make mistakes or errors and get everything the right first time." -My most deep and profound quote." - Mr. Fish, 2025/1/15
- "If banana sees this his reaction is likely gonna be 'what'" - Mr. Fish regarding his "profound quote", 2025/1/16
- "Oh my sh*ts" - Banana after finding shiny alpha Lickilicky, 2025/1/16
- "fish's objectives are beyond mortal comprehension" - Banana, 2025/1/17
- "I have the feeling 2025 will be even faster than 2024... Cause like, you're telling me we're already halfway through January? At this rate 2025 will last like 2 seconds or something xd" "(Or it ends up being the opposite of 2024, where the first few months are fast, then gets slower every month, but you didn't hear that from me though... No you really DIDN'T hear it from me, you read it)" - RisingManectric, 2025/1/18
- "The year's 2098, and students are trying to discover what quotes on a Pokemon website mean so they can pass they're exams and what not" "And uh hope these students don't get mad that I used the wrong their, but it won't be my fault if they don't catch that" - RisingManectric referring to this quotes wall, 2025/1/18
- "As an American, is it bad I forgot what the Civil War was about?" - Mr. Fish, 2025/1/18
- "I just imagine Hisuian Zoroark hiding in the dark, then out of nowhere yeeting a citizen then doing whatever the fck Shad White means" - Banana regarding one of RisingManectric's Google Translated sets, 2025/1/20
- "i wonder if dealing with that is more painful or people who think smeargle is the best mon in ag" - Tensa Zangetsu, 2025/1/21
- "alright now i have to stick a mine in chess pieces' heads" - Banana, 2025/1/21
- "Why would I get a girlfriend when I could get all that from the newly introduced McDonalds McValue offerings?" - JustATypicalPerson, 2025/1/21
- "Yes tyty i'm a dumb fresh that does't understand either" - Mr. Fish, certified fresh, 2025/1/21
- "0/10 not enough ty quotes" - Silver regarding this quotes wall, 2025/1/21
- "yea becuse i don't curse" "so you don't have the right to curse" - toymaster, 2025/1/22
- "Common reactions of Banana: "What or some variation like whar" or "XDDD (length depends on how he feels)"" - RisingManectric, 2025/1/23
- "The only scenario I can think of is a Flying type that used its item, but just shoot them with a gun at that point" - JustATypicalPerson, 2025/1/24
- "brother I just found that you said "Sludge Wave is used to target Pokemon who resist Sludge Wave" on your Nasty Plot Landorus-I set for NDM" - Banana to RisingManectric regarding a moveset he made in 2022, 2025/1/24
- "Anyways, I was scrolling through my old profile stuff and stumbled upon this "yeah. I'll just quit the dang hunt. I'll toss my ds across the room, smash it with a hammer. put it in a suitcase, burn the suitcase, feed the burnt suitcase to a shark, eat the shark but leave the suitcase, and roll over the suitcase with a car, then take my ds out and smash the remains with a hammer."" - Mr. Fish, 2025/1/30
- "burp" "whar" "You hear me." "fart" "Gasp" "you hear me." "How could you?" "b̵̨̈́ë̸̗c̸̝̿ä̶̯́u̴̙̿ṣ̵̽ë̵̱́ ̴͚̋I̷̲͆ ̷̢̿c̵̥̽a̴̠͋ṅ̵̲.̴̬̕" "Okay then :(" - Conversation between JustATypicalPerson and Banana (JustATypicalPerson goes first) - 2025/1/31
- "chat this is peak brain usage right here" "(my braincells are experiencing exponential decay)" - Banana, 2025/2/2
- "I keep thinking december has 31 days for some reason" - Banana, 2025/2/3
- "Ubers tier leader and an extremely good player" "and who was desperately trying to grab someone for 4k in the draft" - Tensa Zangestu & Banana regarding Fc., 2025/2/4
- "before putting in the box: physical, tangible object" "after putting in the box: abstract concept of quantum entanglement that breaks the laws of thermodynamics for whatever reason" "(and then it ceases to exist)" - Banana explaining how putting references in a vector breaks everything, 2025/2/4
- "This is either the end" "or the future" - CinderClod in Game Corner playing Dragapult Danger Zone before nuking Flera to smithereens, 2025/2/5
- "2 views... Is this hemsingh23 AI profile picture ass tts abusing scroll through their shorts feed and you've read the bible looking ahh creator you?" - Mr. Fish asking Banana as he desperately tries to find Banana's channel by searching "masterchef australia 2024", 2025/2/9
- "Hu" - J, 2025/2/9
- "I wouldn't be able to if I was deaf and couldn't see, but thankfully, I'm blind and I can't hear." - Mr. Fish regarding shiny hunting, 2025/2/15
- "Me about to make a stupid play: (*In exaggerated theatre kid*) "Call me crazy... Because I am."" - Mr. Fish, 2025/2/15
- "Pardon me BANANABRO!!! RM's sleazy early 2000's breakdancing lookin' wet tree sponge lookin' Mozart cut hair lookin' ahh left bananas on the floor instead of putting them up and his only pleas for forgiveness and words of sorrow were "welp" HOW SHALL YOU SMITE HIM?!" - Mr. Fish, 2025/2/16
- "Ok which whack ahh supervillain kidnapped you and which of your loved ones are they holding captive over a pit of hellhounds that you're confined to this dialect of speaking? No, we're not Superman, no we don't have the plans to the national bank." - Mr. Fish when a new user was "writing" in letters, 2025/2/17
- "you shut your filthy marine mouth before i turn you into gourmet sushi" - Banana to Fish, 2025/3/15
- "well dam" "Guess I better keep talking then-" -Fish "alr second threat" "I'll ask the Gods to curse your shiny luck and you're hunt will never end" "and you'll see everyone around you get shiny latias but you'll be eternaly stuck with one that never shines" "oh and also i'll disintegrate your gaming consoles" -Banana "Ok, buddy" "Ok" "The first threat was kinda hot, like I was kinda feeling that, but now this is just extreme. In a bad way." - Fish, 2025/3/15
- "Me and my... hold up let me check" "Me and my 450 shiny bold tera ice gimmighoul aren't going ANYWHERE!!!" - Mr. Fish when Homer threatens to take his shinies, 2025/3/15
- "Bro we need some diversity please" "Someone else say something funny I'm not even trying at this point" - Mr. Fish "true" "(that's going on the wall too)" - Banana "Godd*mnit!" - Mr. Fish, 2025/3/15
- "It seems like the Bianacas were the bananas we made along the way" - Mr. Fish, 2025/3/15
- "why isnt ice super effective to water shouldnt water freeze?" - nightfall "i like to think that you got a cup of water and are bashing it with a ice cube" - Zyla, 2025/3/16
- "I'm fmib" "Dang how do I misspell a misspelling of dumb that badly" - Mr. Fish, 2025/3/16
- "i absorbed information like a gorebys" "but information not nutrients" - nightfall "Gorebyss can absorb info? Fish can you confirm?" - RisingManectric "Uhh uhh" "What's a gorebyss?" - Mr. Fish "(Soo this means Fish doesn't know what a Huntail is either????)" - RisingManectric, 2025/3/16
- "i cant get it to work" "so i have two options" "either suffer through ferrarrii bullying (not really) me about the ai pichu" "or no grav" - Zyla "I was kinda hoping the second option was dropping an atomic bomb" - Mr. Fish, 2025/3/16
- "I WAS RUNNING AT THE SAME TIME YOU TRY AND RUN FISH" "BUT YOU CAN'T" "YOU DONT EVEN HAVE LEGS" - Silver, 2025/3/18
- "Y'know, something weird just came to mind for me." "If people say "if you love it so much why don't you marry it?", would the opposite be "if you hate it so much why don't you divorce it?"" - JustATypicalPerson "@jqpt not in the slightest" - Mr. Fish "@JATP yes" - Silver "The duality of man" - JustATypicalPerson, 2025/3/18
- "What else but the ending of a relationship via unethical means is the opposite of a willing life long commitment? Death is the separation of forces, the slicer of ties, the corrupt of bonds." "Death is always the answer." - Mr. Fish "m u r d e r" - Silver "Oh yeah murder! That's cool too!" - Mr. Fish "Well then, guess I've gotta get around to killing Mr. Fish soon." - JustATypicalPerson, 2025/3/18
- ""I'm like butter, Bc I slide into your DMs" -Clod 2023 (Cringe)" ""legit just realized how genuinely spread out clod's interests are" "bro went from sonic to subzero to fortnite to anime all the while plugging his dream car in his bio lmao" -Banana 2025"" - CinderClod, 2025/3/18
- "guys" "hear me out" "female" "<sneasler.jpg>" - CinderClod "???????????????" - Banana "game is game" - CinderClod, 2025/3/18
- "yes daddy eat me i bought a cyber truck" - Mr. Fish, 2025/3/29
- "Sending FEET to Dex1tI. Good-bye, FEET!" - JustATypicalPerson, 2025/3/30
- "genuinely tho USAO legit has fire music" - Banana "Never heard of USA O" - Mr. Fish "yeah and I've never heard of "Fish protection laws"" "I shall now murder large quantities of marine creatures" - Banana ":(" - Mr. Fish, 2025/3/30
- "That has to be to most **yest, princessey, suckfest loser power of friendship ass quote I've ever heard shut the actual f-word with two u's up anchor" - Mr. Fish referring to quote 3, 2025/4/1
- "hi RM" "(your crown is destined to be mine and mine forever)" - Banana, 2025/4/8
- "NatDex Ubers ladder likes Sash Shadow waaay too much... Sometimes I'm tempted to put this in chat: "Are you Sash Shadow? Be honest."" - RisingManectric, 2025/4/8
- "i mean it's kinda the same logic to me switching in my ferrothorn against the opponent's linoone, only for the linnone to bust out fire blast and ohko ferrothorn" "and then it used bdrum later in the game and i was like "sir this is Pokemon Showdown, the mental asylum's across the street"" - Banana, 2025/4/8
- "Change from Arceus to Komala, it fits you better in this site." - DavidVileplume to Pokemaster, 2025/4/9
- "Don't be a fool @Bananabread! Societal constructs such as race or gender won't stop me! Whether your friend is White, Black, Asian, Mexican, Caucasian, Red, Pink, Purple, a Walmart Bag, a Kroger Shopping Cart, heck, I don't even care if your friend is Groudon. I'm getting your friend that latina baddy!" - Mr. Fish, 2025/4/10
- "I’m a bit late but WHAT anchor is in college now????" "I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE 14" - Silver, 2025/4/22
- "(idk where im going with this)" - Banana "(you were going nowhere)" - RisingManectric "(thanks for letting me know man)" - Banana "(you were going to Kansas)" - mee "(that's insane omg i can't believe it)" - Banana after saying "we say words and the words get put out of context", 2025/4/24
- "Why didn't you quote me Banana?" "I wanted to be on the list" - Terlor, 2025/4/25
- "why is pikachu yellow" - Bentley, 2025/4/26
- "The duality of man" "Is that when you click encore, you're having fun" "But when your opponent merely has it, you instantly hate them and all they stand for" - Mr. Fish, 2025/4/26
- "It's a GREENHOUSE not a BLACKHOUSE" - Banana (ask for context), 2025/4/29
- "Tfw you're eating dinner at 12:46 AM and you randomly ponder your existence:" "Existence is a strange thing" "Like, you're some a complete, whole other guy that I'm interacting with on this software digital interface thing, I'm just sitting here obscured by a shadow with my phone's bright light in my face, on a chair, in my house, on a street, in a state, on a huge continent, on this tiny spec of decimals-of-fractions-of-atoms sized planet we call Earth in the wide expansive universe we know nothing about." "*ignore that random a there" - Mr. Fish "i can crush ants is that crazu" - BM "No" "Wait yes actually" - Mr. Fish, 2025/5/1
- "yap tap yap -cinderclod" - CinderClod, 2025/5/1
- ""You gotta get close and personal to her, then kick her ass." -My brother" - Zyla, 2025/5/1
- "Can't get sidetracked if you're always sidetracked :sunglasses:" - Dazed, 2025/5/1
- "go stabby stabby" - Banana, 2025/5/2
- "Anyways killing me was not skibiddy sigma of brenabandon (don't quote me on that one pls)" - Mr. Fish, 2025/5/2
- "Incineroar is a weird mon in NU atm... Like when I use it, it doesn't do as great as I want, but when I face it on ladder, it somehow has all of Choice Band, Assault Vest, Swords Dance, with maxed out stats in every stat" - RisingManectric, 2025/5/2
- "What if I crammed an ant somewhere?" - JustATypicalPerson, 2025/5/2
- "Bro how are my fingers so fat I typed wee and wwe like 50 times trying to type www? (To prove my point, I was only going to mention wwe but even now I keep typing wee.)" - Mr. Fish, 2025/5/2
- ""closed with the note: i want bang my head against wall" BANANA, NEW FIZZ QUOTE JUST DROPPED" - Mr. Fish, 2025/5/5
- "idiots like you will never find anything" - mee "bro im doing ap stats" - Banana, 2025/5/5
- "Hmm I not sure if that's the equivalent to "we have /randquote on ps at home" or if ps randquote thing is "we have quote roulette at home"" - RisingManectric, 2025/5/10
- "*asian disappointment at my fingers*" - Banana, 2025/5/10
- "Good god maybe alting to test this NDOU team wasn't a good idea... Why do I see a Bayleef?" - RisingManectric, 2025/5/20
- "Cool up a dinner in a maths banana" - GeckoGuy, 2025/5/30
- "But anyways, the answer is no, I had both mega rayquaza and mega gardevoir then the police broke down my door, slapped the game out of my hand, slapped me in the face, yelled "NO!" in my face so hard spit got everywhere, slapped me in my hand again, arrested me, then took me to jail. I ate the prison bars and escaped though." - Mr. Fish, 2025/6/4
- "i can hibernate for 14 hours and feel as good as if i sleep for 2 hours" "in other words, crappy" - Banana, 2025/6/18
- "see how Chaos and Chat start with the same 3 letters? aint a coincidence, i'll tell you that" "and ofc the other 3 letters, os on Chaos and t on Chat, spell out tos, which means terms of service, the beholder of all Chaos" - Banana, 2025/6/18
- "You beat woman? That's insane." - JustATypicalPerson, 2025/6/18
- "Why did manectric go for overheat AGAINST AZUMARILL?!" "I've genuinely never seen the DA AI do something this stupid and I've seen a fair share of stupid" - Mr. Fish, 2025/6/22
- "Man bellossom isn't shiny" - Mr. Fish "Good" - RisingManectric (being a contrarian runs in the family), 2025/6/22
- "i need to find the fcking mosquito attack helicopter" - Banana, 2025/6/25
- "You should quote "(the quotes wall needs more quotes im quoting that)"" - Mr. Fish, 2025/6/25
- "Guys should I do a paldean Tauros outbreak when I update my game, even though I already have one?" - Mr. Fish "No" - RisingManectric, 2025/6/25
- "Idk what it is that is burnt, but the set I have definitely made something burn" - RisingManectric, 2025/6/25
- “Finally” “Sammich time” - Mr. Fish “Booo- I mean, good for you” - RisingManectric “Hey rm” “Stfu” - Mr. Fish “No” - RisingManectric, 2025/6/25
- "nah you should totally invest in mine" "and only mine" "i will establish a monopoly" - Banana, 2025/6/30
- "First, BanaBro is ruler of chat, now's he's the ruler of quote walls? What will he rule next?" - RisingManectric, 2025/6/30
- "ok RM has a tendency to copy me because I'm just the better brother but seriously? Only I can give BrendanaDonoeyKongBananza the crazy names" - Mr. Fish, 2025/6/30
- "Personally, everyone calls me whatever they want, so I should be able to call Bandana Waddle Dee whatever I wish" - JustATypicalPerson "That's not how it works you average wretch" - Mr. Fish "It does now." - JustATypicalPerson, 2025/6/30
- "i'll have to think about this in my sleep" - Banana, 2025/6/30
- "i thought regirock is lactose intolerant" - Banana "Oh shi" - Mr. Fish, 2025/6/30
- "I guess I can pose a philosophical question. If you're always sick, are you ever sick?" - JustATypicalPerson, 2025/7/2
- "The milk isn't for you, it's only for me. Unless you ask politely." - JustATypicalPerson, 2025/7/3
- "The question was which bug pokemon would you not want to have in your bed. HOW WAS CENTISKORCH NOT ON THERE?!" - Mr. Fish, 2025/7/7
- "*~ (-©-) ~* your pokemon capture was a success! now please go outside abd touch grass." - nightfall, 2025/7/9
- "Gotta love the draco meteor miss followed by the unnecessary crit earthquake just to rub extra salt into the womb" - Mr. Fish, 2025/7/9
- "do you ever think that you, me, BM, and maybe Ferrari are kind like the new generation of db users? Just us relatively new, half-active, 200-400 pointers. And then there is an even newer gen coming in: Birdserkker, powergeeeem, those guys." - Froggyfrogsock on FieryHalmar's wall, 2025/7/10
- "i live in the great chin" - Banana, 2025/7/15
- "The beauty of showdown randoms is you will get a team weak to fire types and your opponent will get a team full of 50 fking fire types and a partridge in a pear tree." - Mr. Fish, 2025/7/15
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