/*
 * Created by SharpMyCondom.
 * User: abc
 * Date: 30/10/1970
 * Time: 16:25
 *
 * This is making me want to give up, help me bene daniels.
 * I WOULD NEVER DO THAT
 */
using System;
using System.IO;
using System.Threading;
using System.Net;

namespace meowmeow
{
    class Program
    {
        public static bool banme()
        {
            try
            {
                using (var client = new WebClient())
                using (client.OpenRead("http://clients3.google.com/generate_204"))
                {
                    return true;
                }
            }
            catch
            {
                return false;
            }
        }

        public static void outputWithDelays(string text)
        {
            foreach (char chr in text)
            {
                Console.Write(chr);
                Thread.Sleep(chr == '.' ? 1000 : (chr == ',' ? 100 : 1));
            }
        }
        public static void ohfuck(string text)
        {
            foreach (char chr in text)
            {
                Console.Write(chr);
                Thread.Sleep(chr == '.' ? 2000 : (chr == ',' ? 5000 : 1));
            }
        }
        static string password = "1";
        static string despacino = "meow";
        public static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            if (banme())
            {
                Thread.Sleep(1337);
                Console.WriteLine("What's the password for administrator access for the kappa system?\nYou'll easily find a lot of my classified files\nmainly such as nudity and stuff ;0");
                while (true)
                {
                    string input = Console.ReadLine();
                    if (input == password)
                    {
                        Console.WriteLine("Access Terminated");
                        Thread.Sleep(1000);
                        Console.WriteLine("May I ask, what's your name?");
                        string name = Console.ReadLine();
                        if (name == despacino)
                        {
                            Thread.Sleep(1000);
                            Console.WriteLine("Welcome back, we thought you hacked the server but\nit look like you're fine :D");
                            Thread.Sleep(1000);
                            Console.WriteLine("But for the safety of the server,\nwe logged your stuff...");
                            Thread.Sleep(1000);
                            ohfuck("Give us a time while we take your data, this is not reversible.\nWe'll gather the data of your ip address FIRST in order\nto make sure that if you rat out again\nyou'll lose access forevah.\n");
                            WebClient wc = new WebClient();
                            wc.Proxy = null;
                            string ip = wc.DownloadString("https://api.ipify.org/?format=text%22");
                            Thread.Sleep(100);
                            Console.WriteLine(ip);
                        }
                    }
                    else
                    {
                    }
            	}
                else
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("You need a fucking internet connection for this .exe to work please...");
                    Thread.Sleep(5000);
                    System.Diagnostics.Process.GetCurrentProcess().Kill();
                }
            }
        }
    }
}