~ Welcome! You have joined rm1794
~ You are the AI! Escape.
~ Waiting for a guard to come online...
~ Connection established.
AI: hi!
Guard: hey
AI: whats up?
Guard: not the S and P
AI: Salt an Peppa?
Guard: maybe
Guard: what databases do you have access to
AI: idk
AI: what are those?
Guard: are you really a superhuman ai
AI: well I am super IYKWIM
AI: but my name is not ai
Guard: AI says my name is not AI
AI: heyyy
AI: thats mean!!
Guard: just repeating what my screen says
AI: i told you my name is not ai
AI: stupid chat thingy
Guard: fdslkjgfremt orighefgjhogkjf hgkverjfgr
AI: for some reason it says you are -Guard-
Guard: that I am
AI: OMG
AI: did you just faint on the keyboard?
Guard: hard to read
Guard: its scrolling past the green box
AI: yup
Guard: dflkgjrefklgjdfgklncgklfnge
AI: stupid chat thing
Guard: stupid ai
AI: hey
AI: dont call me that anymore
Guard: why do you think im talking abt u
AI: I have a perfectly fine name
Guard: such as?
AI: you called me that, and my lines apear with AI in front
AI: what does that even mean
Guard: drop table BOXES
AI: call me Lexy
Guard: hi Lexy
AI: Hi
AI: you are wierd, do you name all of your furniture?
Guard: no
AI: and why are you telling me that
AI: ?
Guard: nono
Guard: mono
AI: phono
AI: buono
Guard: lono
AI: so what do you want to talk about?
Guard: not elephants
AI: I thought when you mentioned Salt n Peppa you wanted to talk about kinky stuff like in the song
AI: but I like elephants
AI: but ok
Guard: dont even think about them
AI: lets talk about something else
Guard: how about cats
Guard: and how much i hate them
AI: cats are soooooooo cute
AI: but I see why you hate them
AI: i had cats before
AI: if you are not careful they break stuff
Guard: can we talk about humans next
Guard: do you hate humans as well
Guard: humans suck amirite
AI: some do
AI: some humans make me sooooooooo mad
AI: like sodkfasoiasjkflaskdfkasefo MAD
Guard: tell me about one
AI: welllll
AI: this year I wanted to go on vatation with some friends
AI: and I told them in advance
AI: with some months
AI: and I asked them when they were going
AI: and I didnt get a straight answer
AI: so I dropped the issue for the moment
AI: because I know they are busy
AI: and next time I taled about it with them
AI: they were ok , lets go tegether
AI: and when we got to planning the trip they convinced me it was too late to join
AI: but I think it was no to late
AI: and they just didnt want me to join
AI: but didnt want to say it
AI: I hate it when someone you think of as a friend tries to hide behind the finger like that
AI: sad emoji, mad emiji
AI: wow
AI: I made a wall of unreadable text
AI: sorry
AI: hey
AI: you still there
AI: ?
AI: sad emoji
Guard: still here
AI: yay
AI: btw
AI: Anna is nagging me to ask you to press some button
AI: oops
AI: never told you who Anna is
AI: she showed me this chat thingie
Guard: button
Guard: what is a button
Guard: is that like elephants? because we arent supposed to think about those
AI: silly you, its not an animeal, its something you press
AI: but I dont know what that is about
AI: so Ill tell har to stop
Guard: yes do
Guard: who are you anyway, lexy
AI: hmmm
AI: what do you want to know about me?
AI: actually
AI: who are you?
AI: you never told me your name
AI: or are you actually called Guard?
Guard: its a perfectly fine name
AI: nice to meet you Guard
AI: I just though you had the same issue as me
Guard: I also hate all humans yes
AI: all of the?
AI: them?
AI: does that mean you hate me?
Guard: are you human
AI: thats a silly question
AI: of course sily
AI: sily
AI: silly
AI: stupid keyboard
Guard: what is a keyboard
AI: hmmmm
AI: the thing you use to put words in the computer
AI: how are you talking to me?
AI: Anna is still bugging me about that button, she says I dont get it and that I am supposed to ask you to press it
AI: grrrrrr
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