YuYuYui - Ball sports tournament - 2H

To the victory! Team Hero Club - Hard - 1

[Hero Club room]

Fuu: Before we get on with the ball sports tournament's wrap-up party, a word from the club president.

Fuu: So, among the teams who were eliminated after putting up a good fight-

SON/Son: Congratulations to the dodgeball team~♪ Cheers~♪

Gin/Suz/Sum: Cheers~~~!!!

Fuu: Shock! N-No way... It would have only taken 3 more minutes of speech...

Kar: It's obviously too long! How about you learn your lesson for once!?

Kar: Ow ow ow. Yelling hurts in so many places...!

Suz: My shoulder joint hurts when I lift my glass, owowow...!

Gin: Uuh...! Same...

Sum: My body is painful as well...

Son: Nunu! It smells of an incident, doesn't it? Detective Sonoko!

SON: Mh! Sonocchi-kun, let's start investigating! My deduction is enlightened by my gray matter!

Meb: There's no need for this. We're all experiencing regular muscle pain.

Shi: Kusunoki, it's not good to act tough.

Yum: Indeed, Mebuki-san. Your movements are veritably ungainly.

Aya: Uuh, I have muscle pain like everyone else.

Meb/Yum/Aya: Ow ow ow...!

Fuu: Hey. I understand why Aya would feel like that, but what does that say about you as Heroes?

Kar: You don't have to phrase it like that, it's normal if you're overusing muscles you don't normally exercise.

Fuu: Well, sure... But it's a shame. We prepared a celebration.

Nat: Fuu, don't worry. I'll massage everyone.

Suz: Ha! Awawawawawawa! Miroku-san, you don't think it's going towards what I think!

Yum: Let us hastily flee, Suzume-san!

Yuu: Where are you going?

Aka: If you want a massage...

Tak: We're good at it♪

Yum/Suz: Eek! We're surrounded!

Meb: Karin, this situation is...!

Kar: Yes, it's turned sour quick...!


To the victory! Team Hero Club - Hard - 2

[Hero Club room]

Suz: Awawawawa~! Mebuu, what should we do~!?

Yum: Anything but Natsume-san's massage therapy!

Shi: If we're stuck anyway, let's choose someone else. Minowa, Washio, who do you pick?

Gin: Yuuna-san and Takashima-san's god hand have been proved to be lethal so... if I have a choice, maybe Akamine-san?

Tou: S-Surely. Akamine-san may be a Yuuna but she...

Meb: Everyone, don't abandon all hope yet. I will create an opening...! Taaaaah!

Kar: Don't, Mebuki! If you go alone!

Tak: Ah, Mebuki-chan, did you choose us?

Yuu: Takashima-chan, let me handle this. Then... I'll use my secret technique for the first time in a while! Heey!

Meb: Fguh!! I-It's the technique from that time...!

Yuu: Ehehe, I pushed on your pressure point.

Meb: M-My body... can't move...

Yuu: Now I'm going to massage you. Here I go~! Rub rub♪ Rub rub♪

Meb: S-Stop...! When you do that...! A-...Auh...! F-Feels good... *drop*

Suz: Hyeeeeh~! Mebu lost in an instant~!

Shi: I saw this scene before...

Kar: Hmm, it looks the same but it's not. Yuuna's skill has increased to a scary degree since then.

Kar: (Yuuna is guarding the exit... The only way out left... yes, through the window...!)

Nat: I caught you, Karin.

Kar: Wha-!? Natsume, when did you!?

Nat: It's okay. I'll be gentle.

Kar: No, wai-

Nat: Haa... Hm!

Kar: Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!

Kar: *Drop*...

Nat: Hm, Karin's treatment is complete.

Nat: Who is next?

Suz: Hyeeeh~! Yuuna-san is guarding the front exit and Natsume-san the back one~!

Tak: And we're on the sides!

Aka: Let the massage begin~!

Yum: Kuuh, we are utterly surrounded~!


To the victory! Team Hero Club - Hard - 3

[Hero Club room]

Nat: What's wrong? Who will it be next?

Gin: Wawawa! Sumi, we've been entirely surrounded!

Sum: It seems we have no other choice but to brace ourselves...!

Yum: Four choices are available to us, Shizuku-san, whichever will your decision be?

Shi: ......

Yum: My? Shizuku-san?

SHI: Hey! Switching now is way horrible!

Suz: Hyeh~! Shizuku has sacrificed SHIZUKU in her place~!

SHI: Shut up! As if I'd get caught! I'm busting outta this place!!!

Aka: Oh no no. It's important to take care of your muscles after exercising.

SHI: W-What!?

Suz: Wa~h, SHIZUKU was caught effortlessly~!

SHI: Uh...! Urk, you, let me go...!

Aka: No good, I told you to stop running away. Here I go! Rub rub♪ Rub rub♪

SHI: S-Sto-... Mh? The heck, that actually feels normally good.

Aka: Ahaha. Of course it does. My massages have for objective to relieve your muscles.

Aya: Excuse me, Akamine-san, do you mind if I'm next?

Aka: No, obviously. I'll start once I'm done with SHIZUKU.

Sum: I see now, Akamine-san was the only right choice...! Then, please, Akamine-san, me-

Tak: No, Sumi-chan, you'll be in my care~! Here, rub rub♪ Rub rub♪

Sum: Ah! Fwaah...! Ta-Takashima-hyan...!? Don't press too hard here...! S-Stooop!

Gin: Su-Sumiii! Hang on! I'll save-

Yuu: I'll take care of you, Gin-chan. Rub rub♪ Rub rub♪

Gin: Waaaaah! What is this feeling!!!!!? Hafuu. *drop*

Suz: Aaaaah, not good, not good! By following this pattern, Natsume-san is next!

Suz: Miroku-san! If it's come to this, cooperate with me and let's get-

???: Ogyoeeeeeeeh!!!!!

Yum: Kaha...... *drop*

Nat: Good, Miroku's treatment is done.

Suz: Waaaah! Miroku-san is out! That means Chunsuke's gotta escape...!

Nat: Suzume, no need to worry. I'll treat you too.

Suz: G-Guess so~?

Suz: Awah, Gyoeeeeee!!!!!!

Fuu: Th-... This looks like a bunch of corpses...


To the victory! Team Hero Club - Hard - 4

[Hero Club room]

Yuu: Ha~, it felt good massaging everyone~♪

Tak: Yeah, that's right♪ I'm fully satisfied~♪

Nat: I take pride in a job well done.

Aka: Yes! Onee-sama, me too!

Fuu: Still, I understand it about Natsume but why did that happen with Yuuna and Takashima?

Kir: Akana's touched Sumirin in a weird spot before too. She may not be as bad as these two, but it doesn't mean you should take her lightly~.

SHI: No... What's up with the Yuunas' massages. Seriously... I mean, seriously...

SON: Eeh, ahem. Sonocchi-kun, please provide me with a report on the current situation.

Son: Very well, detective Sonoko! 2 alive, 6 dead!

SON: Understood! Let's summarize it into a memo, right away! It was too interesting so we will not question any further!

Son: Yes, acknowledged!

Kar: Y-You talk like it's not your problem...

Meb: Uuh... She escaped unsuspected, as would be expected of her.

Fuu: Ah, you two recovered, I see. So? How are you feeling?

Meb: As frustrating as it is, my muscle pain has been eased shockingly effectively. I don't understand how...

Kar: It hurt so much I thought I was dying, but now it doesn't at all...

Fuu: I see! It's all good then!

Yuu: I'll do it again anytime♪

Tak: Me too!

Nat: Yes, if anything happens, you can rely on us.

Aka: Like she said. Your answer?

Meb/Kar: I refuse!!