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- | \-$"CARL IS IN A LOCKED ROOM. HE IS CARRYING A CAN OF INFINITE TOMATO SOUP. THERE IS A LAMP, A DOOR, AND A TABLE. THE CEILING IS OPEN, AND OBFUSCATE IS PEERING IN."-\
- | /-"?OD LRAC LLIW TAHW"$----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
- | \-$"0. CHECK THE LAMP"-$"1. CHECK THE DOOR"-$"2. CHECK THE TABLE"-#?-\
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- | a-$"CARL CHECKS THE LAMP. IT'S BULB IS BRIGHT AND FEELS HOT TO TOUCH."-$"WHAT WILL CARL DO?"------\
- | /-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
- | \-$"0. TURN OFF LIGHT"-$"1. GO BACK"-\
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- | \*---*---------------------------*----\
- | | | /-$""-e | | /-$""-\
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- | e-$"''THAT WAS MY FAVORITE LAMP, DISRESPECTFUL LOSER!'' OBFUSCATE SCREAMS."-$"OBFUSCATE STOMPS ON CARL. GAME OVER"-
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- | c-$"CARL CHECKS THE DOOR. THE DOOR HAS A LOCK ON IT."-$"WHAT WILL CARL DO?"------\
- | /--------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
- | \-$"0. TURN KNOB"-$"1. INSPECT LOCK"-$"2. GO BACK"-\
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- | \*---*---------------------------*----*-----------*----\
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- | f-$"''THE DOOR'S LOCKED ANYWAY, MUNCHKIN!'' OBFUSCATE SCREAMS."-$"OBFUSCATE CRUSHES CARL. GAME OVER"-
- | g-$"''GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY LOCK, CROCODILE!'' OBFUSCATE SCREAMS."-$"OBFUSCATE STOMPS ON CARL. GAME OVER"-
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- | d-$"ON THE TABLE, THERE IS A KEY. UNDER THE TABLE, THERE IS A LARGE METAL BOWL."-$"WHAT WILL CARL DO?"------\
- | /-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
- | \-$"0. GRAB KEY"-$"1. INSPECT BOWL"-$"2. GO BACK"-\
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- | \*---*---------------------------*----*-----------*----\
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- | h-$"''YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT THAT EASILY, MORTAL!'' OBFUSCATE SCREAMS."-$"OBFUSCATE CRUSHES CARL. GAME OVER"-
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- | i-$"CARL LOOKS AT THE BOWL. IT IS ABLE TO HOLD 10 SERVINGS OF CARL'S SOUP."-$"WHAT WILL CARL DO?"------\
- | /------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
- | \-$"0. POUR IN SOUP"-$"1. GO BACK"-----------------\
- | /-------------------?#-----------------------------/
- | \*---*---------------------------*----\
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- | j-$"CARL POURS SOUP IN THE BOWL. THE BOWL IS COLD, SO CHILLING THE SOUP"----------------------------\
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- | \-$"OBFUSCATE LOOKS HUNGRY AS HE WATCHES."-$"WHAT WILL CARL DO?"------\
- | /---------------------------------------------------------------------/
- | \-$"0. EAT SOUP"-$"1. HEAT SOUP WITH LAMP"-$"2. GIVE SOUP TO OBFUSCATE"-\
- | /-------------------?#--------------------------------------------------/
- | \*---*---------------------------*----*-----------*----\
- | | | /-$""-k | | /-$""-l | | /-$""-m
- | \#0[=] | \-#1[=] | \-#2[=] |
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- | l-$"CARL GOES OVER TO THE LAMP. IT GIVES OFF AN ABNORMAL AMOUNT OF HEAT."----------------------------\
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- | \-$"OBFUSCATE LOOKS HUNGRY AS HE WATCHES."-$"WHAT WILL CARL DO?"------\
- | /---------------------------------------------------------------------/
- | \-$"0. HEAT SOUP FOR 5 MINUTES AND GIVE IT TO OBFUSCATE."-$"1. HEAT SOUP FOR 10 MINUTES AND GIVE IT TO OBFUSCATE."-$"2. HEAT SOUP FOR 15 HOURS AND GIVE IT TO OBFUSCATE."-\
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- | k-$"CARL GETS OUT A SPOON AND STARTS EATING THE SOUP."-"-$"''HEY DOOFUS! I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT DESERVES TO EAT! NOT YOU, PUNY MORTAL!'' OBFUSCATE SCREAMS."-$"OBFUSCATE STOMPS ON CARL. GAME OVER"-
- | m-$"CARL GIVES THE SOUP TO OBFUSCATE."-$"OBFUSCATE SLURPS UP THE SOUP, BUT IMMEDIATELY SPITS IT OUT."-$"''IT'S TOO COLD, LITTLE CHOWDERHEAD!!!'' OBFUSCATE SCREAMS."-$"OBFUSCATE STOMPS ON CARL. GAME OVER"-
- | n-$"CARL HEATS THE SOUP FOR 5 MINUTES GIVES THE SOUP TO OBFUSCATE."-$"OBFUSCATE SLURPS UP THE SOUP, BUT IMMEDIATELY SPITS IT OUT."-\
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- | \-$"''I DON'T APPRECIATE THE EFFORT, BUT THIS DISGUSTING SOUP WAS TOO COLD, PIPSQUEAK!!!'' OBFUSCATE SCREAMS."-$"OBFUSCATE CRUSHES CARL. GAME OVER"-
- | o-$"CARL HEATS THE SOUP FOR 10 MINUTES GIVES THE SOUP TO OBFUSCATE."-$"OBFUSCATE SLURPS UP THE SOUP, AND HIS EYES LIGHT UP WITH HAPPINESS."-\
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- | \-$"''WOW, MORTAL!!!'' OBFUSCATE EXCLAIMS, ''THIS WAS THE BEST SOUP I HAVE EVER HAD!''..."-$"''...BUT THIS ISN'T THAT STUPID GOLDILOCKS FAIRYTALE, SO YOU DIE!!!''"-$"OBFUSCATE LAUGHS AS HE STOMPS ON CARL. GAME OVER"-
- | p-$"CARL HEATS THE SOUP FOR 5 HOURS."-$"''I HOPE THE PORTIONS AREN'T TOO SMALL, TINY,'' CARL REMARKS AS HE ANGRILY GIVES THE OVERCOOKED SOUP TO THE LARGE MONSTER."-\
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- | \$"OBFUSCATE SLURPS UP THE SOUP, AND HE SUDDENLY STARTS PANICING."-\
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- | \-$"''TOO HOT!!! TOO HOT!!!'' OBFUSCATE YELLS AS HE RUNS AWAY FROM THE ROOM LOOKING FOR WATER."-$"NOTICING THE OPPORTUNITY, CARL GRABS THE KEY AND LEAVES THROUGH THE DOOR WHILE OBFUSCATE'S BACK IS TURNED."-$"CARL HAS ESCAPED THE ROOM!!!"-
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