02262018
The Ercs

We set our scene in fair Verona, a busy and bustling city, full of....what am I saying? This is the Ercs.  It's dirty, it's dark and it's full of crazy, sexy, dirty people.   But mostly dirty people.  Not the good kind either.  Just filthy dirty disgusting peeps.  This story is based "loosely" on those people.  When I say loosely, I mean, directly based.  None of the names have been changed to spare these bastards.  They deserve to be the center of attention.

In the back ally of the #lobby there was a duck. Yes, a duck.  How could a duck be in this, you ask?  Well, if you're Porygon, then you're everyfuckingwhere.  The damn thing and its tin foil hat.  We will refer to Porygon as an "it" unless it works out that a "he" or "she" pronoun works for that scene!  Porygon wanders through the ally, drunk, possibly high, but most definitely with a large erection.  Twenty-one inches to be exact.  Don't ask yourself, "how?", just IMAGINE.  TWENTY-ONE INCHES OF PURE MEAT.

Porygon is looking to score.  Score some pizza, coke (you pick the kind) and of course a hole (also, you pick the kind).  Porygon sees Helios in the distance.  Helios just a shadow of a figure.  Porygon knows it's him because he's in full battle gear.  Ready to fight.  Or is it ready to fuck?  Nobody really knows the difference with this man.  It's all the same to him.  Porygon approaches slowly, hearing sounds coming from Helios. Porygon moves closer, ready to help Helios if needed.  Turns out, Helios is getting all the help a man could ever want.  Kneeling low is the fair princess addy, humming a tune on Helios's meat flute.  "CUNT!" yells Porygon.  "mffphshmmfaff!" mumbles princess addy, mouth too full to get the actual word out.  Porygon smiles at Helios, Helios throws his sexay shades on and says, "bitches love the shades."

Meanwhile inside the tavern, the often too nice and accommodating, barkeep, Jaxx is serving up drinks to the locals.  On piano is the young pseudo playing to his heart's content, some old tv tune called The Love Boat, yet the words he sings sound an awful lot like "the love bot".  Nobody pays any attention.

At the far end of the bar is part owner of the town and sheriff georoot, lovingly known as geo.  He's got a pissed off look, ready to /kill anyone who says some sideways shit he doesn't like.  On his knee is his little wh0re bunny, Sweetkiss2, lovingly known as bitch to some, sk2 or sk3 to others.  No telling on that one.  Sk2 whispers into geo's ear, "i have plans for you, i've got my leather riding crop and assless chaps upstairs ready for tonight."  geo winks, grabs Sk2's ample bosom and takes a shot of whiskey.  "Life is good," he thinks.

In the corner is a dastardly fella who only goes by the name of Abstract. Don't get confused with all the others with one name.  The other fuckers have aliases.  Abstract, not so much.   This being of abstracts has what all the boys and girls want from a "man".  Tentacles of all sizes and shapes.  Plugs for all the holes.  He's ready to fill the holes of any needy soul.  Sometimes even the souls who don't know they need filling until he's already tentacle deep in your shit.

Off in another corner of the tavern, minding their own business, sit part owners, moth and jools.  moth is occupied programming some security stuff to keep the town from being overrun by assholes.  Not to be confused with the assholes that already live in the town.  Those assholes are fam.  jools is busy working on the books.  Making sure shit is paid for so the town keeps runming smoothly.  "hey moth," she says, "it's sex time". moth smiles at jools, closes his laptop and yells, "dusty dont break anything".  And with that, the only married couple in town disappear.

Mayor dusty looks up at the sound of his name, buttons his pants and washes his hands.  "moth never lets me have any fun.  I mean, really, I wasn't breaking my penis.  It's already broken and small.  I just wanted to give it a wake up call".   dusty gets a drink and a special magazine from behind the bar and goes back to the table for some more alone time.

The tavern door slams open and Helios's partner in crime, Dusted, stands in the doorway.  "Where is my brother in arms?!", he yells.  Abstract looks up, "I got your brother right here big boy, " and offers up a thick juicy sausage.  Dusted looks wild eyed at Abstract, "While I'd love for your tentacle to take care of my needs, right now, Helios and I have a mission to attend to."  Abstract puts away the throbbing joy stick and points towards the ally, "You'll find him out there with the princess.  She's getting a music lesson at the moment."  And with that, Dusted is out the door.

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Chapter 2

"Bitch, you are a woman, you do as you're told!"  Princess addy stands up, slaps Helios and walks off.  Porygon chuckles and says, "you need to get that girl in line.  People are going to start to think you're the bitch in the relationship."  Helios grunts and gives Porygon one of those weird awkward manly hugs.  The two friends walk towards the tavern but are stopped by a brooding figure.  "HELIOS MY BROTHA!"  With a smile, Helios also gives Dusted an awkward manly hug.  "Uh Dusted, bro, you've got an erection, what the fuck man?!"  Dusted smiles, "Yes, Abstract is back in town, trying to distract me from my mission.  Give it a minute, then I'll be good to go."  Porygon's ears perk up at the mention of Abstract's name.  "Did you say, Abstract is back in town?" Porygon asks.  Helios and Dusted look at Porygon and laugh.  "Porygon, your ginormous cock is showing," Helios says.  Pory looks down, smiles, puts on the shades and says, "bitches love the shades motherfuckers."  Porygon leaves the two behind in search of multi-tentacle relations with Abstract.

While Helios and Dusted discuss plans to help keep the town safe,  a newcomer shows up at the tavern.  She is high as a motherfuckin' kite without a care in the world.  InnerDemons saunters in , hair flowing, eyes seeing things nobody else can see.  She sits down at a table near Abstract who happens to be tentacle deep into Porygon.  InnerDemons transforms herself into Squiggly by popping some more LSD.  "Hey barkeep, Dr. Pepper and a donut over here please," she says while eyeing the IRL tentacle porn happening beside her.  "Hey Abstract, if I can get Jaxx to bring me more than one donut, can I put them on your cocktacles and eat them off?"  Abstract, certainly distracted by the 32 in cock Porygon NOW has, looks over and says, "Young lady, there is always plenty of cocktacle to go around, either join in or take a number, you decide."  With that, Squiggly grabs her donuts and rides the tentacle coaster of pleasure.

On the south side of town the Swede and the Weege cousins were cooking up a nasty brew to use on the invading assholes.  MariusJ and Dr. Asmo are waist deep in body parts, building what they hope will be the ultimate bot for battle.  MariusJ being the apprentice to Dr. Asmo, asks, "Doc, do you really think we need THAT many prosthetic penises?"  The Doctor looks up with a stern look in his eye and tells the young apprentice, "PROSTHETIC cocks??? What the hell are you talking about?  These are the real deal man, get with the program!"

in another cornwr of the tavern we fin

this is where i left off....stay tuned!!!