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OFFICIAL PBBC RANKS

Mar 14th, 2013
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  1. 2013 Referendum to the PBBC Attorney General - Spring 2013 Edition
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  35. (TM)(R)(C) pbbc inc, 2013
  36. Baltimore Maryland Field Office - 555-450-1286
  37. Malibu California Field Office - 555-613-8312
  38. New York New York Field Office - 555-125-9535
  39. London UK Field Office - +1-42-555-241
  40. Hong Kong Field Office - ching-chong-555
  41. North Korea Pyongyang Field Office - 1-800-FUCK-OFF
  42. —–CLASSIFIED——
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  44. Official PBBC Ranking for 2013:
  45. 1. LEADER: ?????? COUP ONGOING
  46. 2. Head of State (Killswitch)
  47. 3. Troll Master General (ktj4l)
  48. 4. Ministry Quadfecta of Power:
  49. 1. Supz - Master of Information
  50. 2. Slapdot - Loyalty Minister
  51. 3. Killswitch - Grand Architect
  52. 4. Alias - Productivity Czar
  53. 5. Propaganda Czar (coup)
  54. 6. Brigadier General (React, justin)
  55. 7. Major (Heath)
  56. 8. PBBC Ambassadors of peace (Kim Jong-Un, tony, fuzebox, arock, leo, _richard_, CyberHustler, banthis)
  57. 9. PBBC Apologists (fris, nextri, lace, George W Bush, Mike South)
  58. 10. PBBC Youth (ktj4l’s ex-wifes daughter, supz illegimate asian love child, lace’s baby)
  59. 11. PBBC First Lady (crush)
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  61. HAF Group:
  62. Director: Thomas Franklin
  63. Board of Trustees: Peter Franklin, Sally Franklin, Mitchell Waldenbaum, Sly Pilazzia, Stone Phillips, Tony Blair
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  65. PBBC International:
  66. United PBBC International President: HD “Hungro-Austrian” Killer
  67. First Matey of the European PBBC Union: Neka
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  69. PBBC Security Forces:
  70. Secretary of The War Room: Heath
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  73. Consigliere/Associates:
  74. 1. PBBC Attorney General (peter pablo)
  75. 2. PBBC CFO (peter franklin)
  76. 3. PBBC Public Relations (slipper dan)
  77. 4. PBBC Co-Op and Investment Firm (john bacon jr)
  78. 5. PBBC Associates (George W Bush, Dick Cheney, Henry Ford III, Saddam Hussein, Odday Hussein)
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  80. PBBC Subsidiary Music Label: Suddenly Rich Records:
  81. CEO: John Peter Goldstein
  82. Artist: Collide
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  85. GFY Intelligence Agency:
  86. Lead Investigator: Mike South
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  89. GFY Members: (known as the rag tag pbbc faction, not official.. but not publically denied)
  90. Kyro (KIA), venusgal, Kovachi, tonyparra, JoshGirls Josh, D-Null
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  92. It has been said that the adult entertainment forum, GoFuckYourself was taken over by PBBC in early March 2013 with great support from most posters of GFY. Please be known that when referring to PBBC, most should know it also owns GFY/AVN.
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  94. —–CLASSIFIED——
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  96. —–CLASSIFIED——
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  98. There has been breaking news in the recent cables regarding Fuckboy Inc. Fuckboy Inx has officially split off of PBBC ™, and formed into Fuckboy Inc(Corporation).
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  100. Fuckboy Inc Rankings
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  102. 1. Current Leader: L1quid
  103. 2. RBC Branch Leader: N1x
  104. 3. Five Star Generals: CURRENT POSITION OPEN
  105. 4. Inactive Apologists of Fuckboy Inc: Overlord_45, Rick Mackey,
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  107. PBBC Ex-Pats:
  108. 2013
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  110. Fuckboy INC GFY Crew:
  111. Current whereabouts of said GFY Crew is unknown but current members are said to be:
  112. NALEM, Christopher Mallick aka Epassporte, Legendary Samir, Kevin Blatt, Sarah Jayne, JJForest, WTFBUCKS, 2013
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  114. If apprehended, approach with extreme caution and force
  115. —–CLASSIFIED——
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  117. End Note, god save the queen.
  118.  
  119. —-TELEGRAPH OVER—-
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