return {

    ACTIONFAIL =
    {
        REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "That'd clog up the assembly line.",
        },
        BUILD =
        {
            MOUNTED = "Can't assemble it up here.",
            HASPET = "Nah. I'm a one-pet gal.",
        },
        SHAVE =
        {
            AWAKEBEEFALO = "Dirty work's not for broad daylight.",
            GENERIC = "Misusing tools'd be a workplace hazard.",
            NOBITS = "Smooth as sheet metal.",
        },
        STORE =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's full to bursting.",
            NOTALLOWED = "That's impractical.",
            INUSE = "No rush, take your time.",
        },
        RUMMAGE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Can't right now.",
            INUSE = "No rush, take your time.",
        },
        UNLOCK =
        {
            WRONGKEY = "Wrong piece.",
        },
        USEKLAUSSACKKEY =
        {
            WRONGKEY = "Didn't work.",
            KLAUS = "Success!",
        },
        COOK =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'm not in a cooking mood.",
            INUSE = "How's the grub coming?",
            TOOFAR = "I need to get closer. Or grow longer arms.",
        },
        GIVE =
        {
            DEAD = "Seems they're dead.",
            SLEEPING = "They're off the clock.",
            BUSY = "They're busy working.",
            ABIGAILHEART = "No one should have to lose a sister.",
            GHOSTHEART = "Some things even I can't fix.",
            NOTGEM = "What sort of engineer do you take me for?",
            WRONGGEM = "Nn-nn. That doesn't go there.",
            NOTSTAFF = "That's not how it assembles.",
            MUSHROOMFARM_NEEDSSHROOM = "It doesn't need this.",
            MUSHROOMFARM_NEEDSLOG = "It needs something else.",
            SLOTFULL = "No sense wasting materials.",
            DUPLICATE = "We already made note of that one.",
            NOTSCULPTABLE = "That ain't for sculpting.",
            CANTSHADOWREVIVE = "Not workin'.",
            WRONGSHADOWFORM = "I have to disassemble it and try again.",
        },
        GIVETOPLAYER =
        {
            FULL = "I'll keep it. They're all loaded up.",
            DEAD = "Seems they're dead.",
            SLEEPING = "They're off the clock.",
            BUSY = "They're busy working.",
        },
        GIVEALLTOPLAYER =
        {
            FULL = "They've got their arms full.",
            DEAD = "Seems they're dead.",
            SLEEPING = "They're off the clock.",
            BUSY = "They're busy working.",
        },
        WRITE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'm better with my hands than my words.",
            INUSE = "Workin' hard, or hardly workin'?",
        },
        DRAW =
        {
            NOIMAGE = "I'm not much of an artist.",
        },
        CHANGEIN =
        {
            GENERIC = "All a gal needs is a good pair of overalls.",
            BURNING = "Fire in the textiles department!",
            INUSE = "Should I build another one?",
        },
        ATTUNE =
        {
            NOHEALTH = "I don't have it in me right now.",
        },
        MOUNT =
        {
            TARGETINCOMBAT = "It's a bit preoccupied.",
            INUSE = "Only one to a beef, hey?",
        },
        SADDLE =
        {
            TARGETINCOMBAT = "It's a bit preoccupied.",
        },
        TEACH =
        {
            --Recipes/Teacher
            KNOWN = "Pfft. A baby could assemble those.",
            CANTLEARN = "That's above my pay grade.",

            --MapRecorder/MapExplorer
            WRONGWORLD = "That ain't gonna work here.",
        },
        WRAPBUNDLE =
        {
            EMPTY = "I can't wrap thin air.",
        },
    },
    ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "I really gummed the works there.",
    ANNOUNCE_DIG_DISEASE_WARNING = "That helped a bit.",
    ANNOUNCE_PICK_DISEASE_WARNING = "Whew! If that isn't the mightiest smell.",
    ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "Yeow. Don't make me come back in there!",
    ANNOUNCE_MOUNT_LOWHEALTH = "You're not looking too good, big guy.",
    ANNOUNCE_BEES = "BEEEES!",
    ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "I'll catch you next time! Ow...",
    ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "Charlie? Is that you?",
    ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_MISSED = "Ha! I know all your moves!", --Winona gets one free hit from Charlie
    ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "Yeow! Quit it!",
    ANNOUNCE_COLD = "Brr! Cold as frozen steel out here!",
    ANNOUNCE_HOT = "It's hotter than a tin smelter in July!",
    ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "How did I junk that up?!",
    ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "Democrew incoming!",
    ANNOUNCE_CAVEIN = "I hope everyone brought hardhats.",
    ANNOUNCE_ANTLION_SINKHOLE = "Demolition!",
    ANNOUNCE_ANTLION_TRIBUTE =
    {
        "Get a load of this!",
        "Hope it's to your likin'!",
        "Here ya go!",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "Another hard day of work comes to an end.",
    ANNOUNCE_EAT =
    {
        GENERIC = "Hits the spot.",
        PAINFUL = "Yeow! That one bit back!",
        SPOILED = "I regret doing that.",
        STALE = "I've had worse.",
        INVALID = "Pretty sure that's not food.",
        YUCKY = "Blech! No way!",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_ENCUMBERED =
    {
        "Hhff!",
        "Easy as pie! Hff!",
        "Like eggs in coffee!",
        "Hhngh!",
        "I've... *huff* I've got it!",
        "Ha! I'm plenty rugged! *huff*",
        "Ooff...",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_ATRIUM_DESTABILIZING =
    {
        "Something's happening to this place.",
        "Now what?!",
        "Let's not stick around for the fight!",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_RUINS_RESET = "Nothing stays dead around here!",

    ANNOUNCE_SNARED = "Hey!",
    ANNOUNCE_REPELLED = "It blocked my blow!",
    ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "I can't see!",
    ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "Whew! I can see!",
    ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "Ha! Out-engineered!",
    ANNOUNCE_HIGHRESEARCH = "Innovation!",
    ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "Do I hear dogs?",
    ANNOUNCE_WORMS = "Was that a tremor?",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "When's lunch?",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "I didn't order lunch to go. Find that beast!",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "Gah! I lost it.",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "Are those my footprints? Gah!",
    ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "I only got two hands.",
    ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "Yeowch! Hello workman's comp!",
    ANNOUNCE_LOWRESEARCH = "I'll take what I can get.",
    ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "Gah! I hate bugs!",
    ANNOUNCE_NOWARDROBEONFIRE = "Uh. It's on fire.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERGIFT = "Not the best idea right now!",
    ANNOUNCE_NOMOUNTEDGIFT = "I can't open that up here.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "It's not safe.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "Can't sleep now, there's work to do!",
    ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP_CAVE = "No sleeping in the mines!",
    ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "Not without supper first.",
    ANNOUNCE_NOSLEEPONFIRE = "That's NOT fine.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSIESTA = "I'm in danger here!",
    ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA = "I'd rather sleep than nap.",
    ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA_CAVE = "Sleeping in a mineshaft ain't a bright idea.",
    ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSIESTA = "I'd rather whip up some grub.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERAFK = "I gotta stay alert!",
    ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "That was a cinch.",
    ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "Yeow! Lay off!",
    ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "Woah! Earthquake!",
    ANNOUNCE_RESEARCH = "Now I can build more things.",
    ANNOUNCE_SHELTER = "Ah, that's better.",
    ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "Yeow! That smarts!",
    ANNOUNCE_BURNT = "Ow! Ow! Ow!",
    ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "Out like a light.",
    ANNOUNCE_FAN_OUT = "Useless handmade junk!",
    ANNOUNCE_THURIBLE_OUT = "There goes that.",
    ANNOUNCE_COMPASS_OUT = "Shoddy handmade junk!",
    ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "Heh, whoops.",
    ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED = "Yeow! That still needs some tinkering!",
    ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "That'll get the adrenaline pumping!",
    ANNOUNCE_TOWNPORTALTELEPORT = "Thanks for the lift!",
    ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "\nIt'd be a pleasure to fix it.",
    ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT = "I can do ANYTHING!",
    ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT_DONE = "Mitt me, kid!",
    ANNOUNCE_INSUFFICIENTFERTILIZER = "It demands poop!",
    ANNOUNCE_TOOL_SLIP = "I meant to do that!",
    ANNOUNCE_LIGHTNING_DAMAGE_AVOIDED = "Ha! Now you gotta kiss me!",
    ANNOUNCE_TOADESCAPING = "Oh no you don't!",
    ANNOUNCE_TOADESCAPED = "Slippery devil.",

    ANNOUNCE_DAMP = "A light mist never hurt nobody.",
    ANNOUNCE_WET = "I oughta find some shelter.",
    ANNOUNCE_WETTER = "This is just uncomfortable now.",
    ANNOUNCE_SOAKED = "I'm DRENCHED!",

    ANNOUNCE_BECOMEGHOST = "ooOooooO!",
    ANNOUNCE_GHOSTDRAIN = "My head's all fuzzy...",
    ANNOUNCE_PETRIFED_TREES = "These trees seem shadier than usual.",
    ANNOUNCE_KLAUS_ENRAGE = "HOLY RIVETS! Time to make tracks!",
    ANNOUNCE_KLAUS_UNCHAINED = "The mitts are coming off!",
    ANNOUNCE_KLAUS_CALLFORHELP = "He called his goons!",

    BATTLECRY =
    {
        GENERIC = "I'll demolish you!",
        PIG = "We're makin' bacon!",
        PREY = "I'm the engineer of your demise!",
        SPIDER = "I hate spiders!",
        SPIDER_WARRIOR = "Let's dance!",
        DEER = "Let's throw down!",
    },
    COMBAT_QUIT =
    {
        GENERIC = "I quit!",
        PIG = "I went easy on you!",
        PREY = "...Demolition's rescheduled.",
        SPIDER = "This isn't over!",
        SPIDER_WARRIOR = "Next time!",
    },
    DESCRIBE =
    {
        MULTIPLAYER_PORTAL = "That was a one-way ticket.",
        ANTLION =
        {
            GENERIC = "How's the weather up there?",
            VERYHAPPY = "Looks like we're safe for awhile.",
            UNHAPPY = "That is not a happy monster.",
        },
        ANTLIONTRINKET = "It's a colorful bucket.",
        SANDSPIKE = "Hit and a miss!",
        SANDBLOCK = "Things are getting gritty!",
        GLASSSPIKE = "That's a hazardous decoration.",
        GLASSBLOCK = "Admirable craftsmanship.",
        ABIGAIL_FLOWER =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's a nice little flower.",
            LONG = "It's a nice little flower.",
            MEDIUM = "It's getting antsy.",
            SOON = "Something's coming.",
            HAUNTED_POCKET = "It wants down.",
            HAUNTED_GROUND = "What do you want? Water?",
        },

        BALLOONS_EMPTY = "No fun without Wes.",
        BALLOON = "Oh! A balloon.",

        BERNIE_INACTIVE =
        {
            BROKEN = "He's a bit of a fixer-upper.",
            GENERIC = "This little guy's been well loved.",
        },

        BERNIE_ACTIVE = "Is he clockwork? Can I peek inside?",

        BOOK_BIRDS = "I was never much of a book learner.",
        BOOK_TENTACLES = "I'm not really a \"book smarts\" kind of gal.",
        BOOK_GARDENING = "I prefer to learn from experience.",
        BOOK_SLEEP = "I already know how to sleep, thanks.",
        BOOK_BRIMSTONE = "I prefer hands-on learning.",

        PLAYER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Hey, %s! How ya doin'?",
            ATTACKER = "Hands to yourself, bucko!",
            MURDERER = "Murder! Get'em!",
            REVIVER = "You're good people, %s.",
            GHOST = "Stop whinin', %s, it's just a scratch!",
            FIRESTARTER = "You better not have singed any of my projects, %s.",
        },
        WILSON =
        {
            GENERIC = "Hey %s! How ya doin'?",
            ATTACKER = "Hands to yourself, bucko!",
            MURDERER = "Mad scientist! Get'em!",
            REVIVER = "You got a good head on your shoulders, scientist.",
            GHOST = "Stop whinin', %s, it's just a scratch!",
            FIRESTARTER = "You better not have singed any of my projects, scientist.",
        },
        WOLFGANG =
        {
            GENERIC = "How you doin', big guy?",
            ATTACKER = "I wouldn't wanna catch the business end of those mitts!",
            MURDERER = "Watch out! He's got a taste fer blood now!",
            REVIVER = "You're just a big softie, ain'tcha, %s?",
            GHOST = "Walk it off, big guy!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Was that fire an accident, %s?",
        },
        WAXWELL =
        {
            GENERIC = "So... %s.",
            ATTACKER = "Don't make me noogie you, %s.",
            MURDERER = "How many lives you plannin' on ruinin', %s?",
            REVIVER = "Nice job, ya big walnut.",
            GHOST = "We both know that's not gonna stop ya, %s.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Mysterious fires seem to follow you like a plague, %s.",
        },
        WX78 =
        {
            GENERIC = "C'mon, %s! Justa lil peek under the hood!",
            ATTACKER = "Yeesh. They're on the fritz again.",
            MURDERER = "I'm gonna reset you to factory standards, bot.",
            REVIVER = "Ha! This bucket'o'bolts has feelings after all!",
            GHOST = "Incredible! You gotta tell me how that works, %s!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Your logic lets you set fires, %s? Why?",
        },
        WILLOW =
        {
            GENERIC = "Good ta see ya, %s!",
            ATTACKER = "%s's turning out to be a major workplace hazard.",
            MURDERER = "She's gone nuts! Get'er!",
            REVIVER = "You're good people, %s.",
            GHOST = "All that butt talk and you went and got yours handed to ya!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Business as usual.",
        },
        WENDY =
        {
            GENERIC = "Hey there, %s.",
            ATTACKER = "Woah! Watch it there, slugger!",
            MURDERER = "She's not playin'! Murderer!",
            REVIVER = "You got a sharp mind on ya, %s.",
            GHOST = "That's fine so long as you left the other guy lookin' worse.",
            FIRESTARTER = "You got somethin' you wanna tell me about that fire, %s?",
        },
        WOODIE =
        {
            GENERIC = "You down ta chop some trees for me later, %s?",
            ATTACKER = "Watch where you're swingin' that thing, %s!",
            MURDERER = "Yikes! Axe murderer!",
            REVIVER = "You're a good, honest guy, %s.",
            GHOST = "You're fine, %s, I've seen worse.",
            BEAVER = "Well ain't that somethin'.",
            BEAVERGHOST = "You're just a walkin' disaster, ain'tcha, %s?",
            FIRESTARTER = "You're gonna start a forest fire, %s!",
        },
        WICKERBOTTOM =
        {
            GENERIC = "How's life treatin' ya, grams?",
            ATTACKER = "Yeesh, the librarian packs a punch!",
            MURDERER = "Watch out! Grams is on a rampage!",
            REVIVER = "Don't worry grams, I won't read too much into it. Ha!",
            GHOST = "Nothin' you can't handle, %s.",
            FIRESTARTER = "A fire? I thought you were the responsible one, grams.",
        },
        WES =
        {
            GENERIC = "Don't worry bucko, I'll do enough talking for the two of us! Ha!",
            ATTACKER = "Didn't know ya had it in ya, %s!",
            MURDERER = "Killer mime! We're havin' nightmares tonight!",
            REVIVER = "Thanks for the assist, %s.",
            GHOST = "Stop making that face, %s. You're not gettin' workman's comp!",
            FIRESTARTER = "You the one responsible for that fire, %s?",
        },
        WEBBER =
        {
            GENERIC = "How's life treating ya, squirt?",
            ATTACKER = "Yeesh, kid, dial it back!",
            MURDERER = "Killer spider! Get it!",
            REVIVER = "You did good, kid.",
            GHOST = "You're gonna be fine, kid, yer a boxer.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Alright, %s. Why'd ya set the fire?",
        },
        WATHGRITHR =
        {
            GENERIC = "Hey! Arm wrestle rematch later, %s?",
            ATTACKER = "Woah! Watch that right hook there, %s!",
            MURDERER = "Takin' the warrior thing too far, %s!",
            REVIVER = "That was good work there, %s.",
            GHOST = "Shake it off, %s, there's work to do!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Quit startin' fires, %s!",
        },
        WINONA =
        {
            GENERIC = "That's a good lookin' gal!",
            ATTACKER = "It was %s, not me! Swear it!",
            MURDERER = "You're not me! I'd never murder so openly!",
            REVIVER = "I owe ya one, %s.",
            GHOST = "That is not a good look on you, %s.",
            FIRESTARTER = "We're supposed to build machines, not fires!",
        },
        MIGRATION_PORTAL =
        {
            GENERIC = "Hellooo? Anyone in there?",
            OPEN = "Make way! I'm coming through!",
            FULL = "It's packed. I'll stay put.",
        },
        GLOMMER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Check out the peepers on this guy.",
            SLEEPING = "He deserves a break.",
        },
        GLOMMERFLOWER =
        {
            GENERIC = "That's one big flower.",
            DEAD = "Did we not water it enough?",
        },
        GLOMMERWINGS = "You can see right through'em.",
        GLOMMERFUEL = "Doesn't look useful.",
        BELL = "There's always a stampede when the quittin' bell rings.",
        STATUEGLOMMER =
        {
            GENERIC = "One weird sculpture.",
            EMPTY = "The materials were worth more than the statue.",
        },

        LAVA_POND_ROCK = "That... is a rock.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK2 = "That... is a rock.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK3 = "That... is a rock.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK4 = "That... is a rock.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK5 = "That... is a rock.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK6 = "That... is a rock.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK7 = "That... is a rock.",

        WEBBERSKULL = "I swear the kid'd lose his head if it weren't... wait.",
        WORMLIGHT = "It glows just as much on the way out, lemme tell you.",
        WORMLIGHT_LESSER = "This one's a bit shrivelly.",
        WORM =
        {
            PLANT = "Nothing out of the ordinary.",
            DIRT = "Mhm. That's dirt!",
            WORM = "That's a huge worm!",
        },
        WORMLIGHT_PLANT = "Nothing out of the ordinary.",
        MOLE =
        {
            HELD = "I love it.",
            UNDERGROUND = "Dutiful little miner.",
            ABOVEGROUND = "Taking a break from the mines?",
        },
        MOLEHILL = "The excavation crew's down there.",
        MOLEHAT = "A real strange contraption.",

        EEL = "You're looking a little eel. Ha!",
        EEL_COOKED = "I'll eat anything once.",
        UNAGI = "Fancy eats.",
        EYETURRET = "That's a fine piece of work.",
        EYETURRET_ITEM = "Lemme assemble it.",
        MINOTAURHORN = "That's one doozy of a horn!",
        MINOTAURCHEST = "Maybe there's loot inside.",
        THULECITE_PIECES = "Just needs a spitshine.",
        POND_ALGAE = "Ha! Gross.",
        GREENSTAFF = "It's a hard work destroyer.",
        POTTEDFERN = "That's my kind of decor. Simple.",
        SUCCULENT_POTTED = "It's in a pot now.",
        SUCCULENT_PLANT = "That plant doesn't give up easy.",
        SUCCULENT_PICKED = "It's been picked.",
        GIFT = "My presence is a gift. Ha.",
        GIFTWRAP = "I could wrap stuff up real nice.",
        SENTRYWARD = "Someone's got their eye on me.",
        TOWNPORTAL =
        {
            GENERIC = "It runs on magic instead of electricity.",
            ACTIVE = "Rarin' to go.",
        },
        TOWNPORTALTALISMAN =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's uh, a rock. Mhm.",
            ACTIVE = "Let's get a move on.",
        },
        WETPAPER = "Is something written on it?",
        WETPOUCH = "Hefty.",
        MOONROCK_PIECES = "That's... strange.",
        MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I don't think it's done yet.",
            BROKEN = "In need of a good fixin'!",
            STAFFED = "Job well done! Now what?",
            WRONGSTAFF = "Hm. This wasn't assembled right.",
            MOONSTAFF = "Moonlight's good for the complexion, hey?",
        },
        MOONDIAL =
        {
            GENERIC = "Must be broke. I can still see the moon.",
            NIGHT_NEW = "Brand spanking new moon.",
            NIGHT_WAX = "It's waxing.",
            NIGHT_FULL = "Full as can be.",
            NIGHT_WANE = "It's waning.",
            CAVE = "It was impractical to build this here.",
        },
        THULECITE = "I love getting new materials.",
        ARMORRUINS = "Such craftsmanship!",
        ARMORSKELETON = "More than a bit unsettling.",
        RUINS_BAT = "This Thulecite stuff is incredible!",
        RUINSHAT = "Transforms the wearer into the \"King of Snoot\".",
        NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE =
        {
            CALM = "Nothing out of place here.",    --calm phase
            WARN = "I feel uneasy for some reason.",    --Before nightmare
            WAXING = "The air prickles with intensity.", --Nightmare Phase first 33%
            STEADY = "This horrible feeling has reached its peak.", --Nightmare 33% - 66%
            WANING = "My head's finally starting to clear.", --Nightmare 66% +
            DAWN = "I'm feeling much better.", --After nightmare
            NOMAGIC = "Things seem pretty normal.", --Place with no nightmare cycle.
        },
        BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "Did the get you, too?",
        ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "Get a load of this spalder.",
        KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "You're in rough shape, huh?",
        MINOTAUR = "You've been down here too long.",
        SPIDER_DROPPER = "That's a nasty looking spider!",
        NIGHTMARELIGHT = "I regret poking my nose so far down here.",
        NIGHTSTICK = "Electricity at my fingertips.",
        GREENGEM = "Now that's a proper gem.",
        RELIC = "Handmade goods are outdated. Mass production is the future.",
        MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "That's really not my forte.",
        ORANGESTAFF = "For people who fear good, honest work.",
        YELLOWAMULET = "Useful little tool.",
        GREENAMULET = "We could be good friends, you and I.",
        SLURPERPELT = "That's WAY too fuzzy.",

        SLURPER = "It's just a mouth!",
        SLURPER_PELT = "That's WAY too fuzzy.",
        ARMORSLURPER = "So tight I barely remember my hunger!",
        ORANGEAMULET = "For those with a lackluster work ethic.",
        YELLOWSTAFF = "I'm not fully grasping this whole \"magic\" thing.",
        YELLOWGEM = "I like gems best before they're cut.",
        ORANGEGEM = "I don't like it.",
        OPALSTAFF = "Did it get chillier out here?",
        OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "This gem feels sad.",
        TELEBASE =
        {
            VALID = "Fully operational.",
            GEMS = "Still gotta tinker with it a bit.",
        },
        GEMSOCKET =
        {
            VALID = "Ready for a test run!",
            GEMS = "Still gotta tinker with it a bit.",
        },
        STAFFLIGHT = "No time for star gazin'.",
        STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "That's real pretty.",

        ANCIENT_ALTAR = "Some incredible things could be built here.",

        ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "Needs a good fixing.",

        ANCIENT_STATUE = "I'd never wanna meet one in person.",

        LICHEN = "Not to my lichen. Ha!",
        CUTLICHEN = "Not to my lichen. Ha!",
        CAVE_BANANA = "Everything since I got here has been bananas.",
        CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "Caramelized banana is great.",
        CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "That's, uh, a banana tree.",
        ROCKY = "Easy there, slugger!",

        COMPASS =
        {
            GENERIC= "I'm pretty good with directions.",
            N = "North.",
            S = "South.",
            E = "East.",
            W = "West.",
            NE = "Northeast.",
            SE = "Southeast.",
            NW = "Northwest.",
            SW = "Southwest.",
        },

        HOUNDSTOOTH= "I hope no one comes back for it.",
        ARMORSNURTLESHELL= "Go ahead, give'it a punch.",
        BAT= "Stay out of my mines!",
        BATBAT = "Clever.",
        BATWING="Surprisingly meaty.",
        BATWING_COOKED= "Meat's meat.",
        BATCAVE = "I'm gonna leave that right alone.",
        BEDROLL_FURRY= "Better to hit the fur than the hay.",
        BUNNYMAN= "You really oughta get some sun.",
        FLOWER_CAVE= "Woah! It doesn't even need electricity!",
        FLOWER_CAVE_DOUBLE= "Woah! It doesn't even need electricity!",
        FLOWER_CAVE_TRIPLE= "Woah! It doesn't even need electricity!",
        GUANO= "What? We all do it.",
        LANTERN= "Who would want a non-electric lamp?",
        LIGHTBULB= "Not at all like the lightbulbs I'm used to.",
        MANRABBIT_TAIL= "This piece fell off. Shoddy craftsmanship.",
        MUSHROOMHAT = "Really?",
        MUSHROOM_LIGHT2 =
        {
            ON = "It lights up, even without filament.",
            OFF = "Is there an \"on\" switch?",
            BURNT = "Roasted.",
        },
        MUSHROOM_LIGHT =
        {
            ON = "How's it work without any wiring?",
            OFF = "Where's the plug?",
            BURNT = "Roasted.",
        },
        SHROOM_SKIN = "An unusual and not very welcome texture.",
        TOADSTOOL_CAP =
        {
            EMPTY = "Hole lotta nothing.",
            INGROUND = "Something's in there.",
            GENERIC = "I got this.",
        },
        TOADSTOOL =
        {
            GENERIC = "I don't got this!",
            RAGE = "He's tougher than he looks... but so am I!",
        },
        MUSHROOMBOMB = "Fire in the hole!",
        MUSHTREE_TALL =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's huge!",
            BLOOM = "Whew. That's an odor.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_MEDIUM =
        {
            GENERIC = "That's a big mushroom!",
            BLOOM = "Stink.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_SMALL =
        {
            GENERIC = "I guess they grow better down here?",
            BLOOM = "Not a fan of the smell.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_TALL_WEBBED = "There's spiders in the crawlspace.",
        SPORE_TALL = "I've breathed in worse stuff underground.",
        SPORE_MEDIUM = "I've breathed in worse stuff underground.",
        SPORE_SMALL = "I've breathed in worse stuff underground.",
        SPORE_TALL_INV = "Never hurts to have a lil extra light.",
        SPORE_MEDIUM_INV = "Never hurts to have a lil extra light.",
        SPORE_SMALL_INV = "Never hurts to have a lil extra light.",
        RABBITHOUSE=
        {
            GENERIC = "How'd they build these with no thumbs?",
            BURNT = "Welp.",
        },
        SLURTLE="That just don't seem right.",
        SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES="Broke, but I could salvage something useful.",
        SLURTLEHAT= "Gotta protect my noggin! That's where I keep my ideas.",
        SLURTLEHOLE= "There's something gross in there.",
        SLURTLESLIME= "I hock those up after a long day at the factory.",
        SNURTLE= "Get along, little snurtle.",
        SPIDER_HIDER= "You know I can see you, right?",
        SPIDER_SPITTER= "Pfft, I can spit further than that!",
        SPIDERHOLE= "A rock filled with spiders. Great.",
        SPIDERHOLE_ROCK = "A rock filled with spiders. Great.",
        STALAGMITE= "Yep, yep. It's a rock.",
        STALAGMITE_FULL= "Ah! It's a rock.",
        STALAGMITE_LOW= "It's a rock! Yep, yep.",
        STALAGMITE_MED= "Yep! A rock.",
        STALAGMITE_TALL= "Ah! It's a rock.",
        STALAGMITE_TALL_FULL= "A rock! Yep.",
        STALAGMITE_TALL_LOW= "It's a rock! Yep, yep.",
        STALAGMITE_TALL_MED= "Yep! A rock.",
        TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "Hmm... I'm not sure about that.",

        TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_DIRT = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_FOREST = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_GRASS = "That's a chunk of grassy ground.",
        TURF_MARSH = "That's a chunk of squishy ground.",
        TURF_ROAD = "That's a nice chunk of road.",
        TURF_ROCKY = "That's a chunk of rocky ground.",
        TURF_SAVANNA = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_WOODFLOOR = "That's a chunk of ground.",

        TURF_CAVE="That's a chunk of coal mine.",
        TURF_FUNGUS="That's a chunk of weird ground.",
        TURF_SINKHOLE="That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_UNDERROCK="That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_MUD="That's a chunk of muddy ground.",

        TURF_DECIDUOUS = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_SANDY = "That's a chunk of sandy ground.",
        TURF_BADLANDS = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_DESERTDIRT = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_FUNGUS_GREEN = "That's a chunk of weird ground.",
        TURF_FUNGUS_RED = "That's a chunk of weird ground.",
        TURF_DRAGONFLY = "That's a chunk of fancy ground.",

        POWCAKE = "Gotta eat what you can around here.",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE = "Time to roll up my sleeves and work!",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE_RUINS = "Is it wise to go deeper?",

           CAVE_ENTRANCE_OPEN =
        {
            GENERIC = "Nah, I don't want the black lung.",
            OPEN = "Another day at the salt mines.",
            FULL = "Seems they're at capacity down there.",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT =
        {
            GENERIC = "I don't need any fresh air.",
            OPEN = "Is it quitting time already?",
            FULL = "Nah, it's packed up there.",
        },

        MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "I prefer the blues.",
        BOOMERANG = "It's great at comebacks. Ha!",
        PIGGUARD = "You don't look so tough.",
        ABIGAIL = "How are you, boo?",
        ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "I'm not jumping willy-nilly through strange portals!",
        AMULET = "Jewelry ain't really my thing.",
        ANIMAL_TRACK = "Something tasty passed through here.",
        ARMORGRASS = "Not at all useful.",
        ARMORMARBLE = "Protects your inner workings.",
        ARMORWOOD = "Punch me! It does nothing! Ha!",
        ARMOR_SANITY = "Soothingly unsettling.",
        ASH =
        {
            GENERIC = "Sooty.",
            REMAINS_GLOMMERFLOWER = "Burnt bits of big ol' buzzer.",
            REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "Burnt up eye stick.",
            REMAINS_THINGIE = "That was a... Y'know! A thing.",
        },
        AXE = "I was never the \"woodsy\" type.",
        BABYBEEFALO =
        {
            GENERIC = "You're not too young to work.",
            SLEEPING = "You're too young to be lazy.",
        },
        BUNDLE = "That oughta keep everything nice and fresh.",
        BUNDLEWRAP = "We could wrap stuff up for later.",
        BACKPACK = "I don't mind playing pack mule.",
        BACONEGGS = "A hearty breakfast for a full day's work.",
        BANDAGE = "Takes care of workplace injuries.",
        BASALT = "Is that an untapped mine?",
        BEARDHAIR = "Wish people'd clean up after themselves.",
        BEARGER = "Bring it on, ya big lug!",
        BEARGERVEST = "One seriously cozy vest.",
        ICEPACK = "Keeps drinks cool until breaktime.",
        BEARGER_FUR = "Real soothing to run your fingers through.",
        BEDROLL_STRAW = "Gonna hit the hay. Literally.",
        BEEQUEEN = "It's the queen of bees!",
        BEEQUEENHIVE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Sticky. I'd rather not walk on it.",
            GROWING = "It's getting way bigger.",
        },
        BEEQUEENHIVEGROWN = "Yeesh! I'd take a hammer to that.",
        BEEGUARD = "Monarchy is an outdated ruling system!",
        HIVEHAT = "Snoot city.",
        MINISIGN =
        {
            GENERIC = "Cutesy little drawing.",
            UNDRAWN = "What good's a blank sign?",
        },
        MINISIGN_ITEM = "I hate handmade stuff.",
        BEE =
        {
            GENERIC = "She's an incredible engineer.",
            HELD = "Engineers gotta look out for one another.",
        },
        BEEBOX =
        {
            READY = "Excellent work, bees!",
            FULLHONEY = "Excellent work, bees!",
            GENERIC = "Reminds me of the assembly line.",
            NOHONEY = "Where's that stellar work ethic, bees?!",
            SOMEHONEY = "You've been working hard.",
            BURNT = "Factory fire!",
        },
        MUSHROOM_FARM =
        {
            STUFFED = "Look at all that fungus.",
            LOTS = "Looks like a pretty good yield.",
            SOME = "We've got our first mushrooms!",
            EMPTY = "Nothing yet.",
            ROTTEN = "Not much use with a dead log.",
            BURNT = "All burned up.",
            SNOWCOVERED = "It's real cold out.",
        },
        BEEFALO =
        {
            FOLLOWER = "Looks like I made a friend.",
            GENERIC = "Heh. Big lug.",
            NAKED = "Now that's a vulgar sight.",
            SLEEPING = "Lazy.",
            --Domesticated states:
            DOMESTICATED = "We're friends now.",
            ORNERY = "Rein in that attitude before I rein in you!",
            RIDER = "Wow! You're in top form!",
            PUDGY = "You're getting soft!",
        },
        BEEFALOHAT = "Seem secretive.",
        BEEFALOWOOL = "Smelly, but warm.",
        BEEHAT = "Respecting bees means respecting stingers.",
        BEESWAX = "It smells kinda alright.",
        BEEHIVE = "Hard at work.",
        BEEMINE = "Sounds like the hum of an engine.",
        BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "Someone could hurt themselves on that, Max.",
        BERRIES = "A handful of loose berries.",
        BERRIES_COOKED = "A bit charred in places, but I don't mind.",
        BERRIES_JUICY = "They're so juicy!",
        BERRIES_JUICY_COOKED = "They're still pretty juicy.",
        BERRYBUSH =
        {
            BARREN = "Needs something from a beefalo's backside.",
            WITHERED = "It's obviously never worked in a boiler room.",
            GENERIC = "Can I eat those?",
            PICKED = "Picked it right clean.",
            DISEASED = "Maybe you oughta take a sick day...",
            DISEASING = "Is it supposed to smell like that?",
            BURNING = "Not much I can do now.",
        },
        BERRYBUSH_JUICY =
        {
            BARREN = "Totally pooped. Or unpooped?",
            WITHERED = "Pssh. This heat's nothing.",
            GENERIC = "Looks tasty. Hope they're not poison.",
            PICKED = "Picked it right clean.",
            DISEASED = "Maybe you oughta take a sick day...",
            DISEASING = "Is it supposed to smell like that?",
            BURNING = "Not much I can do now.",
        },
        BIGFOOT = "At least it doesn't have steel-toed workboots!",
        BIRDCAGE =
        {
            GENERIC = "That's some proper metalwork.",
            OCCUPIED = "She was just a patsy.",
            SLEEPING = "Why are you tired? Your life is so cushy.",
            HUNGRY = "Is it my turn to feed the bird?",
            STARVING = "This poor bird's a bag of bones.",
            DEAD = "Err, was it my turn to feed her?",
            SKELETON = "Let's uh... just sweep that under the rug.",
        },
        BIRDTRAP = "Birds of a feather get trapped together.",
        CAVE_BANANA_BURNT = "Big ol' burnt banana tree.",
        BIRD_EGG = "Breakfast.",
        BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "I always get bits of shell in there by accident.",
        BISHOP = "How industrial.",
        BLOWDART_FIRE = "Simple, but effective.",
        BLOWDART_SLEEP = "Inflicts the very worst thing... laziness.",
        BLOWDART_PIPE = "Ptoo!",
        BLOWDART_YELLOW = "I'm gonna shoot this at the bot's butt.",
        BLUEAMULET = "Now I don't have to take breaks to cool off.",
        BLUEGEM = "It's a gem. A gem that's blue.",
        BLUEPRINT =
        {
            COMMON = "Blueprint paper just smells right.",
            RARE = "Progress on paper!",
        },
        SKETCH = "What a nice drawing.",
        --BELL_BLUEPRINT = "Progress on paper!",
        BLUEPRINT = "Blueprint paper just smells right.",
        BELL_BLUEPRINT = "Ahh, interesting!",
        BLUE_CAP = "Yep. Blue mushroom.",
        BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "Uh, I don't THINK it's poison.",
        BLUE_MUSHROOM =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's some sorta blue mushroom.",
            INGROUND = "Lazy mushroom.",
            PICKED = "Got'er done.",
        },
        BOARDS = "Oh, the possibilities.",
        BONESHARD = "Whew. These got crunched real good.",
        BONESTEW = "Hearty.",
        BUGNET = "Just like vacations at the cabin.",
        BUSHHAT = "Just, y'know. Strap a bush on your head.",
        BUTTER = "This makes everything better.",
        BUTTERFLY =
        {
            GENERIC = "It has no work or responsibilities. Poor thing.",
            HELD = "How you doin' in there?",
        },
        BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "Never liked having butterflies in my stomach.",
        BUTTERFLYWINGS = "There's no flight in their future.",
        BUZZARD = "It lives off the hard work of others.",

        SHADOWDIGGER = "Too lazy to do your own chores, Max?",

        CACTUS =
        {
            GENERIC = "Prickly.",
            PICKED = "Guess we know who won that one.",
        },
        CACTUS_MEAT_COOKED = "That seems a lot safer.",
        CACTUS_MEAT = "Is eating that covered by my benefits?",
        CACTUS_FLOWER = "Much less prickly.",

        COLDFIRE =
        {
            EMBERS = "On its last legs.",
            GENERIC = "It's... cold somehow?",
            HIGH = "Roaring like the twenties.",
            LOW = "Gonna go out soon.",
            NORMAL = "Seems good for now.",
            OUT = "That's that.",
        },
        CAMPFIRE =
        {
            EMBERS = "On its last legs.",
            GENERIC = "It'll last me the night, hopefully.",
            HIGH = "Roaring like the twenties.",
            LOW = "Gonna go out soon.",
            NORMAL = "About as cozy as it gets out here.",
            OUT = "My sister was afraid of the dark.",
        },
        CANE = "Well it's no tin lizzie.",
        CATCOON = "She'll keep the rats outta the factory.",
        CATCOONDEN =
        {
            GENERIC = "We all gotta sleep.",
            EMPTY = "As abandoned as an old warehouse.",
        },
        CATCOONHAT = "A very rural look.",
        COONTAIL = "Grab life by the tail.",
        CARROT = "Hard to get ahold of fresh veggies.",
        CARROT_COOKED = "Easier on the gums. Not that that matters.",
        CARROT_PLANTED = "Perfectly pluckable.",
        CARROT_SEEDS = "Some carrot seeds.",
        CARTOGRAPHYDESK =
        {
            GENERIC = "Good place to kick your feet up, if nothin' else.",
            BURNING = "Oh. Well then.",
            BURNT = "It's okay. We'll build another.",
        },
        WATERMELON_SEEDS = "Some watermelon seeds.",
        CAVE_FERN = "Take a look at this tiny cave fern!",
        CHARCOAL = "It gets everywhere.",
        CHESSPIECE_PAWN =
        {
            GENERIC = "Nice hat.",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_ROOK =
        {
            GENERIC = "Looks heavy.",
            STRUGGLE = "That ain't supposed to move.",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_KNIGHT =
        {
            GENERIC = "Why the long face?",
            STRUGGLE = "That ain't supposed to move.",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_BISHOP =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'm not big on headgames.",
            STRUGGLE = "That ain't supposed to move.",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_MUSE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Not sure I like that one.",
            --STRUGGLE = "...H-hello?",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_FORMAL =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's busted. Ha!",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_HORNUCOPIA =
        {
            GENERIC = "Ugh, don't remind me of food.",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_PIPE =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's got bubbles coming out the top.",
        },
        CHESSJUNK1 = "A heap of spare parts.",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "A heap of spare parts.",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "A heap of spare parts.",
        CHESTER = "Who's the cutest lil toolbox?",
        CHESTER_EYEBONE =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's a bone with an eyeball on it.",
            WAITING = "Something upset it.",
        },
        COOKEDMANDRAKE = "Dead as several doornails.",
        COOKEDMEAT = "Cooked meat, ready to eat.",
        COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "It's still purple in the middle.",
        COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "Well, a morsel's a morsel.",
        COOKPOT =
        {
            COOKING_LONG = "Still got a bit of a wait.",
            COOKING_SHORT = "Almost!",
            DONE = "Soup's on!",
            EMPTY = "I make a mean Hoover Stew.",
            BURNT = "You guys like charcoal flavor, right?",
        },
        CORN = "I talked its ear off. Ha!",
        CORN_COOKED = "Tell me if I get'em stuck in my teeth.",
        CORN_SEEDS = "Some corn seeds.",
        CANARY =
        {
            GENERIC = "That brings back memories.",
            HELD = "You wanna come mine some coal with me?",
        },
        CANARY_POISONED = "Everybody out of the mine!!",

        CRITTERLAB = "Come on out, don't be shy.",
        CRITTER_GLOMLING = "You're pretty cute for a giant bug, hey?",
        CRITTER_DRAGONLING = "You're pretty swell, for a tiny monstrosity.",
        CRITTER_LAMB = "You're just a fluffball on legs!",
        CRITTER_PUPPY = "Pups love you no matter who you are.",
        CRITTER_KITTEN = "I'm going to spoil you rotten.",
        CRITTER_PERDLING = "Hey there, feathers.",

        CROW =
        {
            GENERIC = "Looks a bit flighty. Ha!",
            HELD = "Hauling you around is murder on the feet! Ha!",
        },
        CUTGRASS = "A fire waiting to happen.",
        CUTREEDS = "Doesn't hold a candle to steel pipe.",
        CUTSTONE = "Prepped and ready for assembly.",
        DEADLYFEAST = "Food poisoning and a half.",
        DEER =
        {
            GENERIC = "A bouncy fluffster.",
            ANTLER = "Looks like she has a new addition.",
        },
        DEER_ANTLER = "What am I supposed to do with this?",
        DEER_GEMMED = "Looks dangerous!",
        DEERCLOPS = "Don't even think about it, building-killer!",
        DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "You lookin' at me? Are YOU lookin' at ME?",
        EYEBRELLAHAT =    "Nice and dry underneath.",
        DEPLETED_GRASS =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's closed for business.",
        },
        GOGGLESHAT = "Hmph. Just for show.",
        DESERTHAT = "Helps you see, see?",
        DEVTOOL = "What an incredible tool!",
        DEVTOOL_NODEV = "I hate half-built things.",
        DIRTPILE = "Time to get my hands dirty.",
        DIVININGROD =
        {
            COLD = "S'not picking anything up.",
            GENERIC = "That's a Voxola! What's it doing here?",
            HOT = "I'm sitting right on top of... something.",
            WARM = "It's getting something.",
            WARMER = "Gonna hit paydirt any second now.",
        },
        DIVININGRODBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "That's an incredible piece of machinery!",
            READY = "I guess it wants the Voxola? Strange...",
            UNLOCKED = "Is... this how the bossman disappeared?",
        },
        DIVININGRODSTART = "I'm probably one of the few left that knows how to use these.",
        DRAGONFLY = "Get a load of the flying welding torch!",
        ARMORDRAGONFLY = "Bit flashy, hey?",
        DRAGON_SCALES = "Showy.",
        DRAGONFLYCHEST = "For the snootiest of snoots.",
        DRAGONFLYFURNACE =
        {
            HAMMERED = "We oughta fix that.",
            GENERIC = "Pretty fancy for a heater.", --no gems
            NORMAL = "Could use a bit more kick.", --one gem
            HIGH = "That's a proper furnace.", --two gems
        },

        HUTCH = "You wanna be my toolbox, lil guy?",
        HUTCH_FISHBOWL =
        {
            GENERIC = "Who left you out here all alone, hey?",
            WAITING = "Yeesh. Fishfry.",
        },
        LAVASPIT =
        {
            HOT = "Woah! Hot potato!",
            COOL = "Just a rock, now.",
        },
        LAVA_POND = "Lava!",
        LAVAE = "I'm gonna squish that!",
        LAVAE_COCOON = "We could probably wake it back up.",
        LAVAE_PET =
        {
            STARVING = "This guy needs some meat on his bones.",
            HUNGRY = "Let's fatten you up.",
            CONTENT = "You're a happy little fellow.",
            GENERIC = "Seems friendly enough.",
        },
        LAVAE_EGG =
        {
            GENERIC = "Maybe we shouldn't hatch this.",
        },
        LAVAE_EGG_CRACKED =
        {
            COLD = "Looks chilly.",
            COMFY = "It's feeling right as rain.",
        },
        LAVAE_TOOTH = "Aw. That's a baby tooth.",

        DRAGONFRUIT = "Snooty fruit.",
        DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "Cooked the snoot right out of it.",
        DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "Some dragonfruit seeds.",
        DRAGONPIE = "Where's the beef?",
        DRUMSTICK = "Can't say a raw drumstick sounds too appealing.",
        DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "Can't be beat.",
        DUG_BERRYBUSH = "I love getting my hands in the dirt.",
        DUG_BERRYBUSH_JUICY = "I'll replant that if no one else wants to.",
        DUG_GRASS = "Looks like some gardening's in order.",
        DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "Well it's not gonna replant itself.",
        DUG_SAPLING = "Needs replanting.",
        DURIAN = "Powerful stench! I respect that.",
        DURIAN_COOKED = "Whew! That'll put some hair on your hair.",
        DURIAN_SEEDS = "Some durian seeds.",
        EARMUFFSHAT = "I hate cold weather.",
        EGGPLANT = "Look how weird it is! Ha!",
        EGGPLANT_COOKED = "Did that make it better? I don't know.",
        EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "Some eggplant seeds.",

        ENDTABLE =
        {
            BURNT = "That's a shame.",
            GENERIC = "Pretty sure this one won't move.",
            EMPTY = "Sturdily built.",
            WILTED = "That bouquet's seen better days.",
            FRESHLIGHT = "I miss lamps.",
            OLDLIGHT = "That's not gonna last much longer.",
        },
        DECIDUOUSTREE =
        {
            BURNING = "That's an impressive blaze.",
            BURNT = "Completely charred.",
            CHOPPED = "Done and done.",
            POISON = "Why does a tree need a mouth?!",
            GENERIC = "Another tree.",
        },
        ACORN = "Everything you need to build a tree.",
        ACORN_SAPLING = "This tree's still under construction.",
        ACORN_COOKED = "Looks edible. One way to find out!",
        BIRCHNUTDRAKE = "Shoo! Get outta here!",
        EVERGREEN =
        {
            BURNING = "That's an impressive blaze.",
            BURNT = "Completely charred.",
            CHOPPED = "As long as the job's done.",
            GENERIC = "Just a tree.",
        },
        EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
        {
            BURNING = "Impressive blaze.",
            BURNT = "Completely charred.",
            CHOPPED = "Glad that's over with.",
            GENERIC = "Yep. Definitely a tree.",
        },
        TWIGGYTREE =
        {
            BURNING = "That's an impressive blaze.",
            BURNT = "Completely charred.",
            CHOPPED = "Won't have to do that again for awhile.",
            GENERIC = "That's one skinny tree.",
            DISEASED = "Doesn't look great.",
        },
        TWIGGY_NUT_SAPLING = "Not even worth chopping.",
        TWIGGY_OLD = "Hey Max! This tree looks like you!",
        TWIGGY_NUT = "Belongs in the ground.",
        EYEPLANT = "Y'know? I'm not even gonna ask.",
        INSPECTSELF = "Who's that good-looking gal!",
        FARMPLOT =
        {
            GENERIC = "You reap whatcha sow.",
            GROWING = "Our hard work is paying off.",
            NEEDSFERTILIZER = "It needs a bit of a kick.",
            BURNT = "I hate seeing good work go up in flames.",
        },
        FEATHERHAT = "Well la-dee-da.",
        FEATHER_CANARY = "That's not a good sign.",
        FEATHER_CROW = "Not a whole lotta use for that.",
        FEATHER_ROBIN = "Kinda useless. Looks nice, anyway.",
        FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "If only I had a cap to put it in.",
        FEATHERPENCIL = "I've got ugly handwriting.",
        FEM_PUPPET = "She doesn't look none too happy.",
        FIREFLIES =
        {
            GENERIC = "Natural light, huh? Might be useful.",
            HELD = "I could think of a couple uses for these babies.",
        },
        FIREHOUND = "Get outta here, bucko!",
        FIREPIT =
        {
            EMBERS = "On its last legs.",
            GENERIC = "It's the pits out here.",
            HIGH = "Properly roaring.",
            LOW = "It's gonna go out soon.",
            NORMAL = "About as cozy as it gets out here.",
            OUT = "My sister was afraid of the dark.",
        },
        COLDFIREPIT =
        {
            EMBERS = "On its last legs.",
            GENERIC = "It makes cold fire? I don't totally get it.",
            HIGH = "Properly roaring.",
            LOW = "It's gonna go out soon.",
            NORMAL = "Doin' okay.",
            OUT = "Out, for now.",
        },
        FIRESTAFF = "That's a work hazard.",
        FIRESUPPRESSOR =
        {
            ON = "Witness the efficiency of the future!",
            OFF = "We should mass produce these things.",
            LOWFUEL = "Needs a top up.",
        },

        FISH = "Rather eat for a day than not at all.",
        FISHINGROD = "Not a bad way to unwind.",
        FISHSTICKS = "I've never seen a fish this shape before.",
        FISHTACOS = "That's some good eating.",
        FISH_COOKED = "I hate picking bones out of my teeth.",
        FLINT = "So archaic...",
        FLOWER =
        {
            GENERIC = "A bit cutesy.",
            ROSE = "Not sure how to feel about that...",
        },
        FLOWER_WITHERED = "That's how I feel after a long shift.",
        FLOWERHAT = "For getting dolled up.",
        FLOWER_EVIL = "I'd rather steer clear of that.",
        FOLIAGE = "Just a bunch of leaves.",
        FOOTBALLHAT = "Gotta protect the assets.",
        FOSSIL_PIECE = "No bones about it, that's a fossil. Ha!",
        FOSSIL_STALKER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Some more assembly required.",
            FUNNY = "That was not assembled correctly.",
            COMPLETE = "What is this a skeleton of?!",
        },
        STALKER = "That thing's terrifying!",
        STALKER_ATRIUM = "We couldn't just leave well enough alone.",
        STALKER_MINION = "Bone rejects.",
        THURIBLE = "Smells like gasoline.",
        ATRIUM_OVERGROWTH = "No way I could read that.",
        FROG =
        {
            DEAD = "It croaked.",
            GENERIC = "Yep! That's a frog.",
            SLEEPING = "Shouldn't you be hopping or something?",
        },
        FROGGLEBUNWICH = "It's really not as bad as it looks.",
        FROGLEGS = "Not glamorous, but I'll eat it.",
        FROGLEGS_COOKED = "Them's good eats.",
        FRUITMEDLEY = "Gotta get those vitamins, I guess.",
        FURTUFT = "Wouldn't mind lining my workboots with this stuff.",
        GEARS = "The engineer's canvas.",
        GHOST = "I don't want nothing to do with that.",
        GOLDENAXE = "A shiny way to cut stuff down.",
        GOLDENPICKAXE = "A shiny way to smash up rocks.",
        GOLDENPITCHFORK = "I mean why not, right?",
        GOLDENSHOVEL = "A little too snazzy for my taste.",
        GOLDNUGGET = "Gold! What a prospect.",
        GRASS =
        {
            BARREN = "Needs a little boost.",
            WITHERED = "It couldn't stand the heat.",
            BURNING = "Grass fire!",
            GENERIC = "That's some tall grass.",
            PICKED = "It's on break.",
            DISEASED = "You should see a doctor.",
            DISEASING = "Not lookin' too lush.",
        },
        GRASSGEKKO =
        {
            GENERIC = "Is that lizard made of grass?",
            DISEASED = "I didn't know lizards could wilt.",
        },
        GREEN_CAP = "Yep. Green mushroom.",
        GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "Doesn't look TOO deadly.",
        GREEN_MUSHROOM =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's some sorta green mushroom.",
            INGROUND = "Lazy mushroom.",
            PICKED = "It's a mushroom hole.",
        },
        GUNPOWDER = "For when you need a big KABOOM!",
        HAMBAT = "Good fer a smackin'.",
        HAMMER = "And I know how to use it!",
        HEALINGSALVE = "Soothes minor cuts and scrapes.",
        HEATROCK =
        {
            FROZEN = "Brr! Like a chunk of ice.",
            COLD = "It's a little chilly.",
            GENERIC = "This rock is more useful than the rest.",
            WARM = "Tepid.",
            HOT = "Almost TOO hot.",
        },
        HOME = "They say you can't go home again.",
        HOMESIGN =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'll take this as a sign.",
            UNWRITTEN = "Just waiting for some scribbles.",
            BURNT = "Burnt to cinders.",
        },
        ARROWSIGN_POST =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'll take this as a sign.",
            UNWRITTEN = "Just waiting for some scribbles.",
            BURNT = "Burnt to cinders.",
        },
        ARROWSIGN_PANEL =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'll take this as a sign.",
            UNWRITTEN = "Just waiting for some scribbles.",
            BURNT = "Burnt to cinders.",
        },
        HONEY = "The sweet results of honest work.",
        HONEYCOMB = "Let's build a bee house.",
        HONEYHAM = "Think I could fit that whole thing in my mouth?",
        HONEYNUGGETS = "Not bad!",
        HORN = "Watch out for the business end!",
        HOUND = "Anyone got some rolled up newspaper?",
        HOUNDBONE = "It's covered in tooth marks.",
        HOUNDMOUND = "That's one house I wouldn't mind tearing down.",
        ICEBOX = "Not even factory standard.",
        ICEHAT = "There must be a more practical solution.",
        ICEHOUND = "Keep those fangs to yourself.",
        INSANITYROCK =
        {
            ACTIVE = "I can't begin to imagine how it works.",
            INACTIVE = "What on earth is that thing?",
        },
        JAMMYPRESERVES = "The sweet taste of good planning.",
        KABOBS = "Now that's my kind of cooking.",
        KILLERBEE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Stay back, bug!",
            HELD = "You can just calm right down.",
        },
        KNIGHT = "Incredible! Let me look at those gears!",
        KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "Hey! You look tasty!",
        KOALEFANT_WINTER = "Hey! You look tasty!",
        KRAMPUS = "Some sort of... festive devil?",
        KRAMPUS_SACK = "I could carry a whole warehouse in that thing!",
        LEIF = "The trees have eyes!!",
        LEIF_SPARSE = "Back off, you lumbering lumber!",
        LIGHTER  = "Neat little gizmo there.",
        LIGHTNING_ROD =
        {
            CHARGED = "All charged up and raring to go.",
            GENERIC = "That's one way to get electricity.",
        },
        LIGHTNINGGOAT =
        {
            GENERIC = "You and I are gonna get along.",
            CHARGED = "Electrifying! Ha!",
        },
        LIGHTNINGGOATHORN = "It's even more interesting up close.",
        GOATMILK = "I'm a growing gal, you know!",
        LITTLE_WALRUS = "Nice kilt.",
        LIVINGLOG = "Stop looking at me like that.",
        LOG =
        {
            BURNING = "I coulda built something with that.",
            GENERIC = "It's a hunk of wood.",
        },
        LUCY = "You're alright for an axe.",
        LUREPLANT = "That don't look right at all.",
        LUREPLANTBULB = "That is not a comforting texture!",
        MALE_PUPPET = "He doesn't look none too happy.",

        MANDRAKE_ACTIVE = "This is exactly what having a little sister's like.",
        MANDRAKE_PLANTED = "That's a weird shrub.",
        MANDRAKE = "Dead as a doornail.",

        MANDRAKESOUP = "It's vegetable soup, now.",
        MANDRAKE_COOKED = "Dead as several doornails.",
        MAPSCROLL = "There's nothin' on it.",
        MARBLE = "This marble's real fancy.",
        MARBLEBEAN = "That couldn't possibly work.",
        MARBLEBEAN_SAPLING = "Uh, it's growing? Maybe?",
        MARBLESHRUB = "That came in pretty nicely.",
        MARBLEPILLAR = "Fancy.",
        MARBLETREE = "How does that work?",
        MARSH_BUSH =
        {
            BURNING = "It's on fire.",
            GENERIC = "Gnarly little bush.",
            PICKED = "Gotta wait a bit.",
        },
        BURNT_MARSH_BUSH = "Right to a crisp.",
        MARSH_PLANT = "A tiny little plant.",
        MARSH_TREE =
        {
            BURNING = "Gone up in flames.",
            BURNT = "Looks brittle.",
            CHOPPED = "That's one down.",
            GENERIC = "Mhm. It's a tree.",
        },
        MAXWELL = "Well you're a tall piece of work.",
        MAXWELLHEAD = "You don't intimidate me, big guy.",
        MAXWELLLIGHT = "How does that even work?",
        MAXWELLLOCK = "Neat contraption. Can I take a look at it?",
        MAXWELLTHRONE = "Who'd wanna to sit on THAT?",
        MEAT = "Someone's eatin' good tonight!",
        MEATBALLS = "Don't mind if I do.",
        MEATRACK =
        {
            DONE = "Ready for eatin'.",
            DRYING = "It's well on its way.",
            DRYINGINRAIN = "Not gonna make much progress like that.",
            GENERIC = "A rack for drying meat.",
            BURNT = "Well, it's dry.",
        },
        MEAT_DRIED = "It'll last awhile like this.",
        MERM = "You sure are ugly!",
        MERMHEAD =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'd better hammer that eyesore down.",
            BURNT = "Hooboy, that's a powerful stench.",
        },
        MERMHOUSE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I could disassemble that.",
            BURNT = "A waste of building materials.",
        },
        MINERHAT = "I put that behind me.",
        MONKEY = "No monkeying around on the job.",
        MONKEYBARREL = "Ha! Smells like me after a full shift!",
        MONSTERLASAGNA = "Not sure meat's supposed to be that color.",
        FLOWERSALAD = "I guess a bunch of petals count as food.",
        ICECREAM = "Y'gotta eat it before it melts.",
        WATERMELONICLE = "A good treat for work breaks.",
        TRAILMIX = "All the energy you need for a long day of work.",
        HOTCHILI = "I'm tough enough to handle a little spice.",
        GUACAMOLE = "This green mush ain't bad!",
        MONSTERMEAT = "Hooboy! Is that even meat?",
        MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "Drying didn't help none.",
        Goose = "Oh, mama!",
        MOOSE_NESTING_GROUND = "That's where the mum keeps her babies.",
        MOOSEEGG = "Animals don't build things well.",
        MOSSLING = "Don'tcha just wanna noogie it?",
        FEATHERFAN = "Too fancy.",
        MINIFAN = "Swirly.",
        GOOSE_FEATHER = "I could think of one or two uses for that, tops.",
        STAFF_TORNADO = "All bluster, no bite.",
        MOSQUITO =
        {
            GENERIC = "Once you've dealt with bedbugs, mosquitoes aren't so bad.",
            HELD = "Stop wriggling, it's gross.",
        },
        MOSQUITOSACK = "Ha. That's real gross.",
        MOUND =
        {
            DUG = "Just a hole now.",
            GENERIC = "Anything good in there, ya think?",
        },
        NIGHTLIGHT = "Creepy to the core.",
        NIGHTMAREFUEL = "I don't trust that stuff.",
        NIGHTSWORD = "Not too keen on touching that.",
        NITRE = "I got some plans in mind for that.",
        ONEMANBAND = "Not sure I'm musically inclined.",
        OASISLAKE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Never seen such a clear lake before.",
            EMPTY = "There used to be water there.",
        },
        PANDORASCHEST = "Best not open that.",
        PANFLUTE = "Let's see if I can't play a little ditty.",
        PAPYRUS = "I don't have much use for that, personally.",
        WAXPAPER = "So very waxy.",
        PENGUIN = "I don't mix well with the upper class.",
        PERD = "Not a lot going on upstairs in that one.",
        PEROGIES = "You work up a mighty appetite at the factory.",
        PETALS = "Don't see a whole lotta use for these.",
        PETALS_EVIL = "They seem mean-spirited.",
        PHLEGM = "Please. I hock bigger loogies in my sleep.",
        PICKAXE = "I don't do that anymore.",
        PIGGYBACK = "Makes everything smell like pig.",
        PIGHEAD =
        {
            GENERIC = "I should hammer down that eyesore.",
            BURNT = "What a waste of materials.",
        },
        PIGHOUSE =
        {
            FULL = "Fuller than a downtown tenement house.",
            GENERIC = "No way that's up to code.",
            LIGHTSOUT = "Hey! I just want some light!",
            BURNT = "That's a shame.",
        },
        PIGKING = "Those hooves've never seen a day of work.",
        PIGMAN =
        {
            DEAD = "That threw a wrench into his plans.",
            FOLLOWER = "Chummy fellow!",
            GENERIC = "Hey there, ya lug!",
            GUARD = "Don't want no trouble.",
            WEREPIG = "I have no idea what's going on!",
        },
        PIGSKIN = "The backside of an oinker.",
        PIGTORCH = "Kitschy.",
        PINECONE = "That's a pine cone.",
        PINECONE_SAPLING = "It can handle itself from here.",
        LUMPY_SAPLING = "I don't know how it got here, but good on it.",
        PITCHFORK = "It's so... rural.",
        PLANTMEAT = "This is beyond confusing.",
        PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "It cooked up pretty good.",
        PLANT_NORMAL =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's a plant.",
            GROWING = "It's hard at work.",
            READY = "Good to go.",
            WITHERED = "It's a bit hot out.",
        },
        POMEGRANATE = "Eat that and you're stuck here forever!",
        POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "It does look pretty tempting.",
        POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "Some pomegranate seeds.",
        POND = "I can't see the bottom.",
        POOP = "Nothing to be ashamed of.",
        FERTILIZER = "Plants can't get enough.",
        PUMPKIN = "Hey there, pumpkin.",
        PUMPKINCOOKIE = "Gotta indulge sometimes, hey?",
        PUMPKIN_COOKED = "Not bad! Kind of sweet.",
        PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "It's childish, in a comforting way.",
        PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "Some pumpkin seeds.",
        PURPLEAMULET = "It's, uh, a purple necklace.",
        PURPLEGEM = "A little snooty gem.",
        RABBIT =
        {
            GENERIC = "Running after it would be pointless.",
            HELD = "It's skittish.",
        },
        RABBITHOLE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Lots of excavation work around here.",
            SPRING = "The mine wasn't too structurally sound.",
        },
        RAINOMETER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Now that's a mighty fine gadget.",
            BURNT = "Such a tragedy.",
        },
        RAINCOAT = "Very practical.",
        RAINHAT = "Dry as a daisy. That's the phrase, right?",
        RATATOUILLE = "Lots of fresh veggies.",
        RAZOR = "Never hurts to have more tools.",
        REDGEM = "Glitter doesn't really appeal to me.",
        RED_CAP = "Let Wilson try it first.",
        RED_CAP_COOKED = "Not too interested in trying that.",
        RED_MUSHROOM =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's some sorta red mushroom.",
            INGROUND = "Lazy mushroom.",
            PICKED = "Picked clean. Gotta wait.",
        },
        REEDS =
        {
            BURNING = "Uh...",
            GENERIC = "Looks like they're hollow inside.",
            PICKED = "It's on break.",
        },
        RELIC =
        {
            GENERIC = "Completely outdated. Mass production is the future.",
            BROKEN = "Broken and waiting for a handyperson to come along.",
        },
        RUINS_RUBBLE = "In dire need of repairs. Good thing I'm here.",
        RUBBLE = "The foundation's crumbling.",
        RESEARCHLAB =
        {
            GENERIC = "Rickety, but I can use it to build things.",
            BURNT = "Can I build the next one?",
        },
        RESEARCHLAB2 =
        {
            GENERIC = "I guess proximity activates the whirlygigs?",
            BURNT = "Now we get to make another!",
        },
        RESEARCHLAB3 =
        {
            GENERIC = "Not sure how it works, but I'm gonna find out.",
            BURNT = "Let's make another.",
        },
        RESEARCHLAB4 =
        {
            GENERIC = "Why do we even have that lever?!",
            BURNT = "The next one we make'll be better.",
        },
        RESURRECTIONSTATUE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Looks just like that egghead! Ha!",
            BURNT = "That ain't coming back to life.",
        },
        RESURRECTIONSTONE = "Does anyone actually stay dead around here?",
        ROBIN =
        {
            GENERIC = "She ain't bothering no one.",
            HELD = "She feels real fragile in my hands.",
        },
        ROBIN_WINTER =
        {
            GENERIC = "She ain't bothering no one.",
            HELD = "You're just feather and bone.",
        },
        ROBOT_PUPPET = "They don't look none too happy.",
        ROCK_LIGHT =
        {
            GENERIC = "Some sorta crusty rock.",
            OUT = "That ain't burning no one.",
            LOW = "It's losing heat.",
            NORMAL = "A real scorcher!",
        },
        CAVEIN_BOULDER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Looks movable.",
            RAISED = "I'm just not tall enough.",
        },
        ROCK = "Mhm, yep. That's a rock.",
        PETRIFIED_TREE = "Solid stone.",
        ROCK_PETRIFIED_TREE = "Solid stone.",
        ROCK_PETRIFIED_TREE_OLD = "Solid stone.",
        ROCK_ICE =
        {
            GENERIC = "A weirdly isolated glacier.",
            MELTED = "Yep. That's a puddle.",
        },
        ROCK_ICE_MELTED = "Yep. That's a puddle.",
        ICE = "Chilly.",
        ROCKS = "A bunch of rocks.",
        ROOK = "A complete misuse of the beauty of engineering.",
        ROPE = "An essential building material.",
        ROTTENEGG = "Get a whiff of that. No wait, don't!",
        ROYAL_JELLY = "A big bee boogie.",
        JELLYBEAN = "I would eat them all in one sitting.",
        SADDLE_BASIC = "How'd I get saddled with this? Ha!",
        SADDLE_RACE = "Still not as fast as a tin lizzie...",
        SADDLE_WAR = "Alright, who wants to fight?",
        SADDLEHORN = "Takes a saddle off real quick.",
        SALTLICK = "Keeps livestock nice and docile.",
        BRUSH = "Repetitive tasks are soothing.",
        SANITYROCK =
        {
            ACTIVE = "I can't begin to imagine how it works.",
            INACTIVE = "What on earth is that thing?",
        },
        SAPLING =
        {
            BURNING = "Lit up brighter than a New York powergrid.",
            WITHERED = "The heat did a number on this one.",
            GENERIC = "Might be useful. Maybe.",
            PICKED = "All the useful bits are gone.",
            DISEASED = "That thing does not look good.",
            DISEASING = "You're smelling a little funky.",
        },
        SCARECROW =
           {
            GENERIC = "Doesn't look too scary.",
            BURNING = "That lit up real fast!",
            BURNT = "That happens when you build stuff with straw.",
           },
           SCULPTINGTABLE=
           {
            EMPTY = "Not bad for a handmade table.",
            BLOCK = "Ready for sculpting.",
            SCULPTURE = "Looks great!",
            BURNT = "Let's build another.",
           },
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "I just can't abide disrepair.",
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY =
        {
            COVERED = "I'd rather having building materials than art.",
            UNCOVERED = "Creepy. Let's fix it.",
            FINISHED = "A job well done.",
            READY = "Something else needs to happen.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "Someone's in need of a fixing.",
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY =
        {
            COVERED = "I could take it or leave it.",
            UNCOVERED = "Needs a proper a repair job.",
            FINISHED = "Doesn't that give you a good, satisfied feeling?",
            READY = "Something else needs to happen.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "Let's fix that up.",
        SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY =
        {
            COVERED = "Looks like free marble to me.",
            UNCOVERED = "I could probably fix that up a bit.",
            FINISHED = "There we go, all back in one piece.",
            READY = "Something else needs to happen.",
        },
        GARGOYLE_HOUND = "Something scare ya? You look petrified!",
        GARGOYLE_WEREPIG = "At least it's not trying to kill us now.",
        SEEDS = "Some seeds. Not sure what kind.",
        SEEDS_COOKED = "Anyone wanna see how far I can spit the shells?",
        SEWING_KIT = "I don't need thimbles. My hands are pure callus!",
        SEWING_TAPE = "That's my trusty mending tape.",
        SHOVEL = "Time to get digging.",
        SILK = "Unprocessed silk, fresh from the spider!",
        SKELETON = "A workplace safety reminder.",
        SCORCHED_SKELETON = "Yikes. Not a good way to go.",
        SKULLCHEST = "Is that supposed to be intimidating?",
        SMALLBIRD =
        {
            GENERIC = "Ha! You're so tiny!",
            HUNGRY = "You feelin' a bit peckish? Ha!",
            SLEEPING = "Sleep well, fluffnugget.",
            STARVING = "Yeesh, you really ain't lookin' so good.",
        },
        SMALLMEAT = "Looks like grub to me.",
        SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "Meat to go.",
        SPAT = "Looks like the old foreman. Ha!",
        SPEAR = "So crude.",
        SPEAR_WATHGRITHR = "This would never pass inspection.",
        WATHGRITHRHAT = "How practical.",
        SPIDER =
        {
            DEAD = "No sleeping on the job!",
            GENERIC = "I don't like you.",
            SLEEPING = "Get back to work!",
        },
        SPIDERDEN = "I'd rather not mess with that.",
        SPIDEREGGSACK = "It seems like it'd be unwise to plant this.",
        SPIDERGLAND = "Ha! How indecent.",
        SPIDERHAT = "This is disgusting.",
        SPIDERQUEEN = "Better stay out of her way.",
        SPIDER_WARRIOR =
        {
            DEAD = "It's just trying to get out of work.",
            GENERIC = "You'll look better on the underside of my workboot.",
            SLEEPING = "Lazy spider.",
        },
        SPOILED_FOOD = "Wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.",
        STAGEHAND =
        {
            AWAKE = "Shoo!",
            HIDING = "Why's that table giving me the creeps?",
        },
        STATUE_MARBLE =
        {
            GENERIC = "A bit snooty.",
            TYPE2 = "We thought she'd disappeared.",
            TYPE1 = "This is too strange.",
        },
        STATUEHARP = "I don't know. Some fancy thing.",
        STATUEMAXWELL = "So THIS is \"Maxy\".",
        --...
        STEELWOOL = "At least there's some steel around here.",
        STINGER = "I don't see the point. Wait, there it is.",
        STRAWHAT = "Keeps the sun outta your eyes.",
        STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "It's practically bursting.",
        SWEATERVEST = "Dweeby.",
        REFLECTIVEVEST = "Workplace safety is a top priority.",
        HAWAIIANSHIRT = "That's a pretty loud shirt.",
        TAFFY = "Proper treats stick to your teeth.",
        TALLBIRD = "Look at the legs on that one!",
        TALLBIRDEGG = "You wanna be an omelet, don'tcha?",
        TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "Dinner!",
        TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
        {
            COLD = "This egg's gonna freeze over.",
            GENERIC = "This one just might hatch.",
            HOT = "It's sweatin'.",
            LONG = "You've got your work cut out for ya, lil guy.",
            SHORT = "I can see the beak!",
        },
        TALLBIRDNEST =
        {
            GENERIC = "That looks mighty tasty.",
            PICKED = "Someone's an empty nester.",
        },
        TEENBIRD =
        {
            GENERIC = "We all go through that awkward stage.",
            HUNGRY = "Are you ever not-hungry?!",
            SLEEPING = "Sleep well, awkward fluffnugget.",
            STARVING = "Stop whining, I'll feed you when I can!",
        },
        TELEPORTATO_BASE =
        {
            ACTIVE = "That did it.",
            GENERIC = "That gadget has my name on it.",
            LOCKED = "Still needs a bit of tinkering.",
            PARTIAL = "Coming along real nice.",
        },
        TELEPORTATO_BOX = "Pulling the lever makes me feel better.",
        TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "Let's get cranky. Ha!",
        TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "Yuck. Handmade.",
        TELEPORTATO_RING = "Nice little metal doodad.",
        TELESTAFF = "So you're telling me this stick is magic?",
        TENT =
        {
            GENERIC = "Putting the tent together is the best part of camping.",
            BURNT = "Yup. Just like camping.",
        },
        SIESTAHUT =
        {
            GENERIC = "What sort of bonehead sleeps during the day?!",
            BURNT = "Probably for the best. Back to work!",
        },
        TENTACLE = "Hands off!",
        TENTACLESPIKE = "A real good whackin' stick.",
        TENTACLESPOTS = "Looks a bit spotty to me! Ha!",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR = "Don't even think about touching me.",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR_HOLE = "I've done worse jobs.",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "Hands off, buddy.",
        TENTACLE_GARDEN = "Is there no end to these things?",
        TOPHAT = "How bourgeoisie.",
        TORCH = "There's beauty in a simple design.",
        TRANSISTOR = "A thing of beauty.",
        TRAP = "All the trappings of a good dinner. Ha!",
        TRAP_TEETH = "Gnarly gnashers.",
        TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "That's a safety hazard.",
        TREASURECHEST =
        {
            GENERIC = "Handmade, so you know it's not up to snuff.",
            BURNT = "Hope there was nothin' good inside.",
        },
        TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "I don't need to be concerned about that.",
        TREECLUMP = "A big clump of tree.",

        TRINKET_1 = "I was never much into marbles.",
        TRINKET_2 = "It's got no vibrating film to make the sound.",
        TRINKET_3 = "Everyone's been real good at showin' me the ropes. Ha!",
        TRINKET_4 = "We're not goin' gnome anytime soon. Ha! ...Oh.",
        TRINKET_5 = "Handcrafted. Yuck.",
        TRINKET_6 = "The copper's probably real valuable.",
        TRINKET_7 = "Was this whittled... by hand? Appalling!",
        TRINKET_8 = "No bath tub in sight.",
        TRINKET_9 = "Where's all this junk coming from?",
        TRINKET_10 = "All bite and no bark. Ha!",
        TRINKET_11 = "Maybe this bot'll let me poke around its insides.",
        TRINKET_12 = "Hey Willow! Dare ya ta eat it!",
        TRINKET_13 = "Looks like my old landlord. Ha!",
        TRINKET_14 = "Tea's not really my taste.",
        TRINKET_15 = "A bit highbrow, don'tcha think?",
        TRINKET_16 = "A bit highbrow, don'tcha think?",
        TRINKET_17 = "A waste of good metal.",
        TRINKET_18 = "Handcrafted. Blech.",
        TRINKET_19 = "This is why we need production standards.",
        TRINKET_20 = "I can reach my own back! Watch!",
        TRINKET_21 = "Nice and mechanical.",
        TRINKET_22 = "I got no use for that.",
        TRINKET_23 = "I prefer to break workboots in myself.",
        TRINKET_24 = "The sleek quality of a factory produced product!",
        TRINKET_25 = "Ha! Nasty!",
        TRINKET_26 = "That thing's an affront to manufacturing.",
        TRINKET_27 = "Not a lotta use for that out here.",
        TRINKET_28 = "That's a rook.", --Rook
        TRINKET_29 = "That's a rook.", --Rook
        TRINKET_30 = "That's a knight.", --Knight
        TRINKET_31 = "That's a knight.", --Knight
        TRINKET_32 = "It's not the real thing.", --Cubic Zirconia Ball
        TRINKET_33 = "It's a plastic creepy crawly.", --Spider Ring
        TRINKET_34 = "I wish for more wishes.", --Monkey Paw
        TRINKET_35 = "Someone drank it already.", --Empty Elixir
        TRINKET_36 = "Chomp chomp.", --Faux fangs
        TRINKET_37 = "Doesn't seem worth fixing.", --Broken Stake

        HALLOWEENCANDY_1 = "A nice change from baked apples.", --Candy Apple
        HALLOWEENCANDY_2 = "Is this even food?", --Candy Corn
        HALLOWEENCANDY_3 = "That's no treat.", --Not-So-Candy Corn
        HALLOWEENCANDY_4 = "That gummy has too many legs for my taste.", --Gummy Spider
        HALLOWEENCANDY_5 = "Not made of catcoons, thankfully.", --Catcoon Candy
        HALLOWEENCANDY_6 = "Not sure anyone should eat those.", --\"Raisins\"
        HALLOWEENCANDY_7 = "That's just regular food.", --Raisins
        HALLOWEENCANDY_8 = "How spooky.", --Ghost Pop
        HALLOWEENCANDY_9 = "Real gelatinous.", --Jelly Worm
        HALLOWEENCANDY_10 = "Curious flavor.", --Tentacle Lolli
        HALLOWEENCANDY_11 = "Best eaten by the handful.", --Choco Pigs
        CANDYBAG = "It's a goodybag.",

        DRAGONHEADHAT = "Front and center!",
        DRAGONBODYHAT = "It's the beast's tummy!",
        DRAGONTAILHAT = "That's the business end.",
        PERDSHRINE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I feel luckier already.",
            EMPTY = "We oughta put a bush in there.",
            BURNT = "Smells like burnt gobbler.",
        },
        REDLANTERN = "Nothing luckier around here than a light.",
        LUCKY_GOLDNUGGET = "I could use a bit of prosperity.",
        FIRECRACKERS = "Lucky firecrackers!",
        PERDFAN = "It's a big fan made of tailfeathers.",
        REDPOUCH = "Seems my fortune's changin'.",

        BISHOP_CHARGE_HIT = "Yeow!",
        TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "They weren't kiddin' about the breeze.",
        TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "I wish it had sleeves.",
        TRUNK_COOKED = "Singed the nosehairs right off.",
        TRUNK_SUMMER = "I'll eat it. Don't think I won't.",
        TRUNK_WINTER = "I'll eat it. Don't think I won't.",
        TUMBLEWEED = "Rollin' along the road of life.",
        TURKEYDINNER = "We're eatin' well tonight!",
        TWIGS = "I could snap these like twigs! Ha!",
        UMBRELLA = "It serves its purpose.",
        GRASS_UMBRELLA = "Better than nothing.",
        UNIMPLEMENTED = "What kind of bonehead leaves stuff half-built?!",
        WAFFLES = "Bet I can fit them all in my mouth.",
        WALL_HAY =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's just a hay bale, really.",
            BURNT = "Guess we should've seen that coming.",
        },
        WALL_HAY_ITEM = "Assembly time.",
        WALL_STONE = "The building part is over.",
        WALL_STONE_ITEM = "Assembly time.",
        WALL_RUINS = "If I break it, I'll get to build it again.",
        WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "Assembly time.",
        WALL_WOOD =
        {
            GENERIC = "Built nice and sturdy.",
            BURNT = "Just means we gotta build more.",
        },
        WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "Assembly time.",
        WALL_MOONROCK = "It's already been built. Sigh.",
        WALL_MOONROCK_ITEM = "Assembly time.",
        FENCE = "A clearly handmade fence.",
        FENCE_ITEM = "Just needs to be assembled.",
        FENCE_GATE = "A clearly handmade gate.",
        FENCE_GATE_ITEM = "Just gotta assemble it now.",
        WALRUS = "Maybe you oughta retire.",
        WALRUSHAT = "Oddly comforting.",
        WALRUS_CAMP =
        {
            EMPTY = "Just a mud pit.",
            GENERIC = "I wonder how long that took to build?",
        },
        WALRUS_TUSK = "Get a load of this chomper!",
        WARDROBE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I could build a million of these.",
            BURNING = "And up it goes.",
            BURNT = "So who wants to build another one?",
        },
        WARG = "Quite the set of chompers on that one.",
        WASPHIVE = "Won't mess with that without good reason.",
        WATERBALLOON = "I can throw a killer curveball.",
        WATERMELON = "Used to slice these up on hot summer days.",
        WATERMELON_COOKED = "That was an odd choice.",
        WATERMELONHAT = "A melon for your melon.",
        WAXWELLJOURNAL = "I don't trust that thing one bit.",
        WETGOOP = "Yuck.",
        WHIP = "The preferred tool of the foreman.",
        WINTERHAT = "Perfect for winters in the tenement house.",
        WINTEROMETER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Assembling gadgets is so fulfilling.",
            BURNT = "Rest in peace, sweet gizmo.",
        },

        WINTER_TREE =
        {
            BURNT = "No reason we can't make another.",
            BURNING = "Such a shame.",
            CANDECORATE = "Now that's a job well done.",
            YOUNG = "Still a bit on the small side.",
        },
        WINTER_TREESTAND =
        {
            GENERIC = "Just needs a tree.",
            BURNT = "Burnt.",
        },
        WINTER_ORNAMENT = "Gotta be careful not to break it.",
        WINTER_ORNAMENTLIGHT = "Finally, something with wiring.",
        WINTER_ORNAMENTBOSS = "Fancy lil ornament.",

        WINTER_FOOD1 = "Love these things!", --gingerbread cookie
        WINTER_FOOD2 = "No thanks, I'm sweet enough.", --sugar cookie
        WINTER_FOOD3 = "Homemade. What a waste of time!", --candy cane
        WINTER_FOOD4 = "Just terrible.", --fruitcake
        WINTER_FOOD5 = "Chocolatey.", --yule log cake
        WINTER_FOOD6 = "Not my favorite thing.", --plum pudding
        WINTER_FOOD7 = "That's the good stuff.", --apple cider
        WINTER_FOOD8 = "Don't burn your mouth.", --hot cocoa
        WINTER_FOOD9 = "I know what eggs are, but what's a nog?", --eggnog

        KLAUS = "Get out of here ya big creep.",
        KLAUS_SACK = "There's just gotta be something good in there.",
        KLAUSSACKKEY = "This must be the actual key.",
        WORMHOLE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'm not one to shy away from a dirty job.",
            OPEN = "Here we go!",
        },
        WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "That thing can't take much more.",
        ACCOMPLISHMENT_SHRINE = "A testament to my achievements. Or lack of them.",
        LIVINGTREE = "Did that tree just move?",
        ICESTAFF = "This doesn't seem safe.",
        REVIVER = "I got heart to spare.",
        SHADOWHEART = "She used to have such a big heart.",
        ATRIUM_RUBBLE =
        {
            LINE_1 = "There's a picture on it of some strangely shaped people.",
            LINE_2 = "Can't make heads of tails of this picture.",
            LINE_3 = "The people are drown in axle grease.",
            LINE_4 = "Yuck. Something grotesque is happening in this picture.",
            LINE_5 = "A picture of a beautiful, well engineered city.",
        },
        ATRIUM_STATUE = "It's giving me goosebumps.",
        ATRIUM_LIGHT =
        {
            ON = "Not sure how it works.",
            OFF = "I think it's supposed to turn on.",
        },
        ATRIUM_GATE =
        {
            ON = "I knew it turned on!",
            OFF = "Oughta turn on somehow.",
            CHARGING = "That doesn't look good.",
            DESTABILIZING = "How do I turn it off?!",
            COOLDOWN = "Maybe another time.",
        },
        ATRIUM_KEY = "Some sort of old power source.",
        LIFEINJECTOR = "I've never taken a sick day in my life.",
        SKELETON_PLAYER =
        {
            MALE = "%s got demolished by %s.",
            FEMALE = "%s got demolished by %s.",
            ROBOT = "%s got demolished by %s.",
            DEFAULT = "%s got demolished by %s.",
        },
        HUMANMEAT = "This was a terrible idea.",
        HUMANMEAT_COOKED = "Who thought this was a good idea?",
        HUMANMEAT_DRIED = "Nope.",
        ROCK_MOON = "Seems like just another rock to me.",
        MOONROCKNUGGET = "Woah! What an odd texture.",
        MOONROCKCRATER = "A rock with a hole in it.",

        REDMOONEYE = "You get sawdust in your eye?",
        PURPLEMOONEYE = "That's amore.",
        GREENMOONEYE = "You coulda been a useful necklace.",
        ORANGEMOONEYE = "You lookin' at me?",
        YELLOWMOONEYE = "Quit staring.",
        BLUEMOONEYE = "It saw me standing alone.",
    },
    DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "Incredible! I have no idea what that is.",
    DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "Low visibility causes workplace accidents!",
    DESCRIBE_SMOLDERING = "That's gonna start a fire!",
    EAT_FOOD =
    {
        TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "That crunch was upsetting.",
    },
}