trying to understand macro parsing

###when executed manually on round 1 against a combat training snowman, this macro will always run away from it with a louder than bomb (i.e. the 'call runrunrun' on line 24 is reached prooooobably because the 'monstername *solid gold*' predicate on line 17 evaluates to false)
###when executed as an autoattack against a combat training snowman, this macro will run away with a louder than bomb precisely when the monster is not solid gold and will kill the monster when it is solid gold in accordance with sub gooold and sub killkillkill.
if !haseffect 873
abort "WE DEAD PROBABLY"
endif

if monstername "*time-spinner prank*"
jiggle
endif

while monstername "*gingerbread*" || monstername "*g1ng3rbr34d*"
use gingerbread cigarette, gingerbread cigarette
endwhile

if monstername *copperhead* || monstername *c0pp3rh34d*
call runrunrun
endif

if monstername *solid gold*
call gooold
endif

if monstername "*Combat Training Snowman*" || monstername "*C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*"
call runrunrun
endif

if monstername "*drunk pygmy*"
if !haseffect 331
skill transcendent olfaction
endif
endif

if monstername "*witchess pawn*" || monstername "*w17ch355 p4wn*" || monstername "*bricko ooze*" || monstername "*br1ck0 00z3*" || monstername "*black crayon*" || monstername "*b14ck cr4y0n*"
while hascombatitem spooky putty sheet && !monstername "*ticking*" && !monstername "*electrified*" && !times 5
use spooky putty sheet
endwhile
call killkillkill
endif

if snarfblat 385 || snarfblat 344
while !monstername "*Eldritch Tentacle*" && !monstername "*31dr17ch 73n74c13*"
call runrunrun
endwhile
endif

if monstername "*lynyrd*" || monstername "*1ynyrd*" || monstername "*LOV En*" || monstername "*LOV Eq*" || monstername "*10V 3n*" || monstername "*10V 3q*"
call killkillkill
endif

if monstername "*Eldritch Tentacle*" && monstername "*31dr17ch 73n74c13*"
call tentacles
endif

sub gooold
if monstername "*sandworm*" || monstername "*54ndw0rm*"
	call sandworms
endif
if monstername "*Combat Training Snowman*" || monstername "*C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*"
	call killkillkill
endif
if snarfblat 385
	while !monstername "*Eldritch Tentacle*" && !monstername "*31dr17ch 73n74c13*"
		use glark cable, glark cable
	endwhile
endif
endsub

sub killkillkill
while monstername "*eldritch tentacle*" || monstername "*31dr17ch 73n74c13*"
	call tentacles
endwhile
jiggle
if monstername "*Combat Training Snowman*" || monstername "*C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*" || monstername "*LOV En*" || monstername "*LOV Eq*" || monstername "*10V 3n*" || monstername "*10V 3q*"
	while !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
		attack
	endwhile
	while pastround 25 && monstername "*turgid*" && monstername "*untouchable*"
		use exploding cigar, exploding cigar
	endwhile
endif
if monstername "*lynyrd*" || monstername "*1ynyrd*" ||  monstername "*bricko ooze*" || monstername "*br1ck0 00z3*"
	while !(monstername "*ticking*" || monstername "*electrified*" || pastround 20)
		attack
	endwhile
	while pastround 20 && monstername "*turgid*" && monstername "*untouchable*"
		use exploding cigar, exploding cigar
	endwhile
endif
abort "marco is kill"
endsub

sub runrunrun
while monstername "*janitor*" || monstername "*j4n170r*"
	use louder than bomb, louder than bomb
endwhile
while monstername "*orderlies*" || monstername "*0rd3r1135*"
	use ice house, ice house
endwhile
while monstername "*pygmy bowler*" || monstername "*pygmy b0w13r*"
	while monstername *ticking* || monstername *electrified*
		while !monstername "*annoying*" && !monstername "*restless*" && !monstername "*phase-shifting*"
			skill snokebomb
		endwhile
		while !hppercentbelow 30
			use divine champagne popper, divine champagne popper
		endwhile
	endwhile
	skill snokebomb
endwhile
while !pastround 20 && !hppercentbelow 30
	use louder than bomb, louder than bomb
endwhile
endsub

sub tentacles
if !monstername "*untouchable*" || monstername "*stinky*" || monstername "*ice-cold*" || (monstername "*frozen*" && !monstername "*spooky*" )
	jiggle
endif
if !monstername "*annoying*" && !monstername "*restless*"
	if !monstername "*phase-shifting*"
		skill belch the rainbow
	endif
	if !monstername "*red-hot*"
		use cinnamon troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll
	endif
	use grape troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll
	jiggle
endif
while !monstername "*electrified*" && !monstername "*ticking*" && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
	skill belch the rainbow
endwhile
while monstername "*ticking*" || monstername "*electrified*"
	use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
endwhile
endsub

sub sandworms
while hasskill shattering punch && !hppercentbelow 50
skill shattering punch
endwhile
while hascombatitem power pill && !hppercentbelow 50
use power pill, power pill
endwhile
while hascombatitem daily affirmation: think win-lose && !hppercentbelow 50
use daily affirmation: think win-lose, daily affirmation: think win-lose
endwhile
while hascombatitem replica bat-oomerang && !hppercentbelow 50
use replica bat-oomerang
endwhile
while hasskill gingerbread mob hit && !times 10 && !hppercentbelow 50
skill gingerbread mob hit
endwhile
abort "give me the sweet release of death plox"
endsub

abort "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked"
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