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  1. Oh!verlord 1
  2.  
  3. 1: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg1
  4.  
  5. 2: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg2
  6. Ainz: Then, I now declare
  7.  
  8. A: The first ever
  9.  
  10. A: Nazarick team sports meet open!
  11. Crowd: (Waaah~)
  12.  
  13. A: (...This ought to be enough, right...)
  14. A: (The mood's heated up, I don't care any more...)
  15.  
  16. 3: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg3
  17. Albedo: Ainz-sama, thank you very much for such a magnificent opening speech.
  18. A: Ahh.
  19.  
  20. A: Regretfully, I will not be participating in this competition
  21. A: But I do look forward to seeing everyone's performance.
  22. Al: We shall put on a display worthy of satisfying you, Ainz-sama.
  23.  
  24. A: (If I took part, nobody would be able to compete in earnest, right?)
  25. A: (It's better that I not take part and let everyone else relax, no?)
  26.  
  27. Al: Everyone, prepare yourself! Losers will be dealt with mercilessly!
  28. Al: Therefore, lead your team to victory at all costs!
  29. A: (So much pressure!)
  30.  
  31. Sidebar: I’m the supervisor for this manga and “I’m the MC” (I might disappear if my strength is depleted…)
  32. [TL Note: The supervisor also handles the manga 我らひとしくギャルゲヒロイン or “I’m the MC for short]
  33.  
  34. 4: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg4
  35. A: I don’t mind you being more relaxed and natural
  36. A: After all, you all work so hard everyday, so these games are a chance for you to unwind.
  37. A: No, I should say that this is recreation.
  38. Al: Recreation, you say?
  39.  
  40. A: (For some reason, everyone’s been infected by the wageslave spirit… but as long as I’m around, I won’t let this become a black company…)
  41. A: (Leave it to me, Herohero!)
  42. Herohero: (I’ve been working for 18 straight days…)
  43. H: (You can call me the Overtime Alchemist, hahaha...)
  44. [TL Note: Herohero calls himself a 連勤術士; this is a pun on how 連勤 (working for days at a stretch) and the 錬金 of 錬金術師 (alchemist) are homophones]
  45.  
  46. A: (No, wait, what I’m doing now is like the big boss of a company forcing his employees to take part in a company sports event)
  47. A: (Wouldn’t forcing them to take part count as an abuse of authority?)
  48.  
  49. A: (No, no, I didn’t conscript anyone to take part in this event…)
  50. Al: But the look on Ainz-sama’s face…
  51. Al: Although he was thinking of us and called it mere “recreation”
  52. Al: What if he’s actually worried about the event being dull and boring?
  53. Al: Tell everyone to put their backs into it!
  54. Meido: Understood!
  55.  
  56. Sidebar: After starting this yonkoma, Juuami sensei seems to have gained a deeper respect for Miyama Fugin-sensei
  57. [TL Note: Miyama Fugin draws the official Overlord manga]
  58.  
  59. 5: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg5
  60. A: I split them into two teams ahead of time
  61. A: But surprisingly enough, they ended up being divided into men and women.
  62. A: The number of applicants was evenly split between the sexes
  63. A: So that was settled quite quickly.
  64.  
  65. Al: The rules state that you can’t use magic or skills, only your own physical abilities.
  66. Al: However, the ladies of Nazarick are just as physically capable as their male counterparts, so there’s no problems on that front
  67. Al: Also--
  68.  
  69. Al: Most of the ladies said “If Kyouhukou takes part, I’ll never join the team he’s on”, so…”
  70. A: Ah.
  71. A: Mm.
  72.  
  73. Sidebar: Supervisor Question: Who do you have the most trouble drawing? Juuami-sensei’s Answer: Definitely Cocytus
  74.  
  75. 6: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg6
  76. First Event: Three-Legged Race
  77. A: (So, the Red team is Aura and Shalltear?)
  78. A: (You look really motivated, Shalltear.)
  79.  
  80. Aura: Speaking of which...
  81. Au: You wouldn’t be able to run in your usual outfit, would you?
  82. Shalltear: Hmph, whatever, say what you want
  83. S: Just don’t hold me back.
  84.  
  85. S: This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance to gain Ainz-sama’s attention!
  86. S: I must win to wipe away my past shame!
  87.  
  88. Au: That full plate makes it hard to stay close to her and it’s heavy and clumsy, completely unsuited for a three-legged race
  89. Au: But if she thinks this is her best outfit, then I ought to accommodate her...
  90.  
  91. Sidebar: It’s cute how Shalltear wants to use a footrace to make up for her past mistakes.
  92.  
  93. 7: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg7
  94. A: (Now the White Team has Sebas and Pandora’s Actor… this pairing is new…)
  95.  
  96. PA: *waggle waggle*
  97.  
  98. PA: *pose pose*
  99.  
  100. A: (I have no idea what they’re talking about but those movements of his are really annoying)
  101. A: (Those two are polar opposites of each.other in both words.and deeds)
  102.  
  103. Sidebar: What they’re talking about will be revealed on the next page
  104.  
  105. 8: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg8
  106. A: (Shalltear and Aura have small frames, so their stride lengths are very different from Sebas and Pandora’s Actor)
  107. A: (Will this be a problem during the race?)
  108. A: (It would be one thing if they could make up for it in flexibility, but Shalltear’s in her full plate…)
  109. A: (Well, I’ll look forward to their efforts.)
  110.  
  111. Meido: Ready… Start!
  112.  
  113. Au+Sh: One, two, one, two, one, two
  114. Se+PA: Eins, zwei, eins, zwei, eins, zwei
  115.  
  116. The winners: Red Team (Aura and Shalltear)
  117. A: (He used German!?)
  118. Al: Red Team had very good teamwork. Their coordination was superb.
  119. Demiurge: White Team’s pace counts, on the other hand, were very long-winded.
  120.  
  121. Sidebar: Thanks to Prisma Ilya, the editors at Comp Ace now count “1,2,3” in German
  122.  
  123. 9: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg9
  124. Second Event: Ball Rolling
  125. A: So, Hamsuke vs Cocytus
  126. A: Although, the balls seem a little large for them.
  127.  
  128. A: You must have put a lot of work into making them
  129. A: Or were they taken from somewhere else in Nazarick?
  130.  
  131. De: These spheres were briefly borrowed from the anti-intruder mechanisms in Nazarick.
  132.  
  133. A: …Don’t tell me the reason why Red Team’s ball is red is…
  134. De: Precisely.
  135.  
  136. Sidebar: Yes, this is Nazarick.
  137.  
  138. 10: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg10
  139. Ha: Milord~
  140. Ha: This one will show you an exciting and thrilling performance!
  141.  
  142. A: (Hamsuke looks like a Djungarian hamster who was given a baby tomato…)
  143.  
  144. Meido: Ready… Start!
  145. Ha: (Floor Guardian Cocytus-sama… the time has come for a showdown between you and I)
  146. Ha: (Let’s go!)
  147.  
  148. Ha: Gwaaargh!
  149. Ha: There’s a weird smell coming from this ball!
  150.  
  151. Winner: Cocytus
  152. A: Eh, I expected about as much.
  153. Ha: Milord!?
  154.  
  155. Sidebar: I searched for “Hamsters and baby tomatos” and the results were cute! Try it!
  156.  
  157. 11: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg11
  158. A: Well, you’re a creature that moves around on four legs
  159. A: When you need to support and push a ball with your body, you’re forced to walk on two legs, so you’re at a disadvantage there.
  160. Captions: Normally/Pushing a ball
  161.  
  162. Ha: Ohhhhh
  163. Ha: What a compassionate show of support!
  164. Ha: I expected nothing less of you. Milord!
  165. A: Therefore, the next time we do this…
  166.  
  167. A: Maybe I should make a few transparent, hollow balls which can be rolled from the inside…
  168.  
  169. A: But I heard these hamster balls are very stressful for pets, and that isn’t good.
  170. A: I should take that back.
  171.  
  172. Ha: Hamster…
  173. Ha: Ball…?
  174.  
  175. Sidebar: Hamsuke usually ends her sentences in “de gozaru”, but she’s actually a girl! That’s why she’s on the Red Team!
  176.  
  177. 12: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg12
  178. Third Event: Snack Race
  179. A: The next matchup is…
  180.  
  181. A: Hm.
  182. A: Mare’s on the Red Team and Neuronist is on the White Team.
  183. De: Though I fear to offend you, that would be the other way around, Ainz-sama.
  184.  
  185. A: Still, I didn’t expect Neuronist to take part as well… can she actually run?
  186. Al: Of course.
  187. Al: Neuronist is highly motivated to win this event. The proof of that is--
  188.  
  189. Al: Behold! Her beautiful nail art is even prettier than before!
  190. A: (How the hell would I notice that--!?)
  191.  
  192. Sidebar: After the supervisor read this, he also felt that this was a competition between people of indeterminate gender
  193.  
  194. 13: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg13
  195. Neuronist: (I must attain victory…)
  196. Ne: (In this glorious competition!)
  197.  
  198. Ne: (I hardly have any chances to see Ainz-sama, compared to that hag Albedo and that brat Shalltear.)
  199. Ne: (Even if it’s just for a while, I want to work hard and show off my charm)
  200.  
  201. Ne: (Also...)
  202.  
  203. Ne: (I need to eliminate this kid before he makes it into Ainz-sama’s harem, while I still have the chance)
  204. Ne: Pleased to meet you.
  205. Mare: P-pleased to m-meet you…
  206. Ma: (Neuronist-san is so forceful… I need to work hard too)
  207.  
  208. Sidebar: Juuami-sensei did not expect to draw Neuronist like this, ever.
  209.  
  210. 14: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg14
  211. Meido: Ready… Start!
  212.  
  213. A: Although Mare “runs like a girl”, his body is lighter, and so he’s faster.
  214. A: (To be precise, Neuronist is just too slow...)
  215.  
  216. Au: Honestly, Mare! I taught you running skills but you didn’t even use them!
  217. Sh: Those don’t seem particularly useful…
  218.  
  219. Au: You tuck one leg in, put your hands on the ground, and stick your butt up into the air…
  220. (Au: Do it like this!)
  221. (Ma: Ehhhhhhhh!)
  222. Sh: It’s one thing for you, but making Mare do that in a miniskirt is too much!
  223.  
  224. Sidebar: Mare-tan~ Haha~
  225.  
  226. 15: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg15
  227. De: It seems Mare was the first to reach the snack-eating stage.
  228. Al: But this is where the competition heats up.
  229. Al: It doesn’t matter if they reach here first if they can’t find the sugar snacks.
  230. A: Using your hands is against the rules, so they might be searching for a while.
  231.  
  232. Au: What are you DOING Mare, she’s catching up!
  233.  
  234. Winner: Red Team’s Neuronist
  235.  
  236. A: ...That didn’t break the rules?
  237. Al: She didn’t use her hands, so it wasn’t against the rules.
  238.  
  239. Sidebar: Hands~
  240.  
  241. 16: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg16
  242. A: Next up is the final event of this sports meet.
  243.  
  244. A: Though it was only for a short time, it felt fresh, and I liked it.
  245. A: Huhu… is this how it feels to be a father watching his child taking part in a sports meet?
  246.  
  247. Al: Nothing could make us happier than pleasing you.
  248. A: Umu… Doing this from time to time might not be a bad thing.
  249.  
  250. De: I hope that in future we will organize events such as a super-sized cavalry battle, super-sized group exercises or a giant pole-toppling contest.
  251. A: No…
  252. A: Ah, please take care not to get anyone hurt.
  253. (TL Note: cavalry battle = kibasen/騎馬戦, the kind where two kids act as horses to hold up a third)
  254.  
  255. Sidebar: The leader of the super-sized exercise group is still… Ainz-sama!
  256.  
  257. 17: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg17
  258. Fourth Event: Throwball
  259.  
  260. White Team: Eclair and the Manservants
  261. Eclair: This is the first step on my journey to becoming Nazarick’s new master!
  262. Ec: Watch as we dominate this battlefield!
  263.  
  264. Red Team: The Pleiades
  265. Lupu: Huh~
  266. Lu: THe other team are trash, how could we possibly lose~su?
  267. Yuri: Oi
  268. Yu: The ball stays on the ground until the match starts.
  269. CZ:...
  270.  
  271. Solu: So all we need to do is throw the balls on the ground into the basket? What a boring game.
  272. Narb: What’ wrong, Entoma?
  273. Entoma: Nothing~
  274. En: (We’ll save that for a sideshow.)
  275.  
  276. Sidebar: The Pleiades, ready for a fight at the drop of a hat
  277.  
  278. 18: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg18
  279. A: Let the final event… begin!
  280.  
  281. Ec: Throw with all your speed!
  282. Manservants: Ngiiiih!
  283.  
  284. Na: The other side has a lot of people...
  285. Lu: But we’re way stronger than them ~su!
  286.  
  287. So: Also, Eclair is useless.
  288. Yu: He’s more like a handicap for them.
  289.  
  290. Sidebar: Supervisor-san here isn’t as great as the Pleiades, I’ve never taken part in a throwball match before.
  291.  
  292. 19: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg19
  293. Yu: Entoma! Throw the ball once you get it--
  294.  
  295. (buzzy noises)
  296.  
  297. (mass “oh crap”)
  298.  
  299. Sh: BURN--!
  300.  
  301. Eliminated
  302. (image of the producer)
  303. [CENSORED]: I summoned them!
  304.  
  305. Sidebar: Really… I can’t do anything about them… cockroaches are just too scary… my apartment’s made of wood and they’re in the corridors…
  306.  
  307. 20: http://www.dm5.com/m471667/#ipg20
  308. A: Ahh--
  309. A: Red Team has 2 points and White Team has 1 point.
  310. A: The final event doesn’t count because it was interrupted halfway.
  311.  
  312. A: Therefore, Red Team are the winners!
  313.  
  314. De: Ainz-sama, I beseech you to dispense the appropriate punishment upon ourselves for our carelessness, which led to our failure!
  315. A: P-punishment?
  316. A: Er…
  317. A: Ah…
  318.  
  319. A: Take care of this place, then.
  320. De: Understood!
  321.  
  322. Sidebar: The sports meet isn’t over until all the trash has been cleared up! Thus ends the first chapter! Will there be more in future? Please look forward to them!
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