why would you ever run these teams

=== [balancedhackmons] bad ===

hyper saad (Gengar) (M) @ Gengarite
Ability: Illusion
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Perish Song
- Spiky Shield
- Disable
- Milk Drink

... ;) (Rayquaza-Mega) (F) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Aerilate
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Mild Nature
- Boomburst
- Techno Blast
- Magma Storm
- Extreme Speed

oh boi another one (Yveltal) (M) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Fur Coat
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Knock Off
- Stealth Rock
- Roost
- U-turn

is this memes (Regirock) (M) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 252 Atk / 40 SpD / 216 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sacred Fire
- Diamond Storm
- King's Shield
- Shift Gear

looking like gen 5 (Darmanitan-Zen) (F) @ Safety Goggles
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Defog
- Recover
- U-turn
- Destiny Bond

effects™ (Xerneas) (F) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 108 HP / 252 Atk / 148 Def
Impish Nature
- Play Rough
- Coil
- Thousand Waves
- Heal Order


=== [balancedhackmons] please stop making these ===

probably dead (Deoxys-Attack) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 80 Atk / 252 SpA / 176 Spe
Hasty Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Def
- Power Trick
- Wonder Room
- Psychic
- Earth Power

please don't lose (Shedinja) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Imposter
EVs: 252 Atk
Brave Nature
IVs: 1 HP / 1 Def / 4 SpA / 4 SpD / 0 Spe
- Spiky Shield
- Baton Pass
- Endeavor
- Ice Shard

healthy start (Yveltal) (F) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Impish Nature
- Defog
- Roost
- U-turn
- Knock Off

-ate check (Registeel) (M) @ Safety Goggles
Ability: Flash Fire
Level: 99
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Stealth Rock
- U-turn
- Soft-Boiled

i'll steal it ;) (Rayquaza-Mega) (F) @ Icicle Plate
Ability: Refrigerate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Extreme Speed
- Boomburst
- Feint
- Magma Storm

wait a second (Giratina) (M) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Skill Swap
- Whirlwind
- Scald
- Milk Drink


=== [balancedhackmons] the 4th team in this stupidity ===

please don't work (Latios-Mega) (F) @ Soul Dew
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Lonely Nature
- Shift Gear
- Precipice Blades
- Hex
- Zen Headbutt

really another one (Yveltal) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 100 Atk / 160 SpD
Careful Nature
- Knock Off
- U-turn
- Brave Bird
- Sacred Fire

narcissist (Audino-Mega) (F) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 5 SpA / 0 Spe
- U-turn
- Defog
- Will-O-Wisp
- Soft-Boiled

christ compels you (Ho-Oh) (M) @ Safety Goggles
Ability: Refrigerate
EVs: 208 HP / 240 Atk / 52 Def / 8 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Ascent
- Extreme Speed
- Sacred Fire
- Diamond Storm

burrito-chan (Aegislash) (F) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Flash Fire
Level: 98
EVs: 244 HP / 252 Def / 12 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- U-turn
- Recover
- Toxic Spikes
- Whirlwind

i'm unsure (Rayquaza-Mega) (F) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Rash Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 SpD
- Hurricane
- Oblivion Wing
- Magma Storm
- Secret Sword


=== [balancedhackmons] fuck everything ===

help me (Mewtwo-Mega-Y) (M) @ Spooky Plate
Ability: Prankster
Happiness: 66
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Rash Nature
- Me First
- Heart Swap
- Psystrike
- Baton Pass

i like this mon ok (Yveltal) (M) @ Sharp Beak
Ability: Aerilate
Happiness: 254
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Knock Off
- Boomburst
- Feint
- Extreme Speed

seems normal (Tyranitar-Mega) (F) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
Happiness: 42
EVs: 152 HP / 252 SpA / 96 SpD / 8 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Night Daze
- Will-O-Wisp
- Quiver Dance
- Sludge Wave

optimal punish (Ho-Oh) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Unburden
Happiness: 99
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Sacred Fire
- Bolt Strike
- Precipice Blades

a burrito (Aegislash) (M) @ Safety Goggles
Ability: Levitate
Level: 99
Happiness: 25
EVs: 216 HP / 76 Def / 216 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 10 SpA / 0 Spe
- Defog
- Roost
- Roar
- Volt Switch

thank god (Steelix-Mega) (F) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Flash Fire
Level: 99
Happiness: 77
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 7 SpA / 0 Spe
- Stealth Rock
- Bullet Punch
- Recover
- U-turn


=== [balancedhackmons] this won so I'm already crying ===

it might be ogre (Kyogre) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Unburden
Happiness: 69
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Bolt Strike
- Crabhammer
- Clamp

its bad (Groudon) (F) @ Red Orb
Ability: Download
Happiness: 34
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Quiver Dance
- Earth Power
- Synthesis
- Magma Storm

i swear to god (Latias-Mega) (M) @ Soul Dew
Ability: Imposter
Happiness: 127
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Skill Swap
- Psystrike
- Milk Drink
- Baton Pass

i doubt my sanity (Xerneas) (M) @ Safety Goggles
Ability: Unaware
Level: 99
Happiness: 254
EVs: 248 HP / 64 Def / 198 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Whirlwind
- Roost
- Rapid Spin
- U-turn

why (Yveltal) (F) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 111
EVs: 248 HP / 100 Def / 152 SpA / 8 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Wish
- Air Slash
- Night Daze
- Discharge

what is my life (Regirock) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Refrigerate
Happiness: 222
EVs: 96 HP / 252 Atk / 160 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Diamond Storm
- Extreme Speed
- Bullet Punch
- Volt Switch


=== [balancedhackmons] the first travesty of many ===

I'm concerned (Chansey) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Liquid Ooze
Level: 99
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Soft-Boiled
- Leech Seed
- Baton Pass
- Skill Swap

what am I doing (Latios-Mega) @ Soul Dew
Ability: Refrigerate
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Earth Power
- Extreme Speed
- Boomburst
- Diamond Storm

oh ok (Aegislash) @ Safety Goggles
Ability: Flash Fire
Level: 99
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Impish Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- U-turn
- Milk Drink
- Defog

pleas stop (Mewtwo-Mega-Y) @ King's Rock
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Moonblast
- Tail Glow
- Luster Purge
- Searing Shot

wow (Xerneas) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 248 HP / 128 Atk / 124 SpD / 8 Spe
Careful Nature
- Coil
- Play Rough
- Sacred Fire
- Clamp

hi mgar (Yveltal) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 248 HP / 12 Def / 248 SpD
Careful Nature
- Topsy-Turvy
- Knock Off
- Roost
- Trick