Once upon a time,
there once was a man named Zana. His master, Striker, taught him everything he knows
one day, he traveled into the woods to look for some friends, because the dumbass doesn't have any fucking friends to begin with
so he finds this imp named Ermakyo
Ermakyo and Zana had LOTS of fun. They circle jerked each other until their balls were drained of every lost drop of semen they had
after they had a circle jerk in Unicorn valley, they meet some fucking bunny sucking smuck named Seanver
Seanver was a bad man. He served 10 to life for raping and impregnating a 7 year old girl that was on her way to school
so Zana and Ermakyo ask Seanver to help them find some more friends. Seanver agreed and they went on their merry way
they end up in Horrible Jazz land and meet a maiden named NekoPan.
they talk to NekoPan for a while, she agrees to be their friend, but NekoPan's husband, Optic Stardust didn't like her new friends
he told them "Get the fuck out of here, before I rip your spines out of your backs, you fucking autistic little bitches"
so they 3 went away with a depressed disposition. NekoPan felt sorry for them, so she asked them if they were okay with her sending them messages on the down low
so they the 4 were sending messages to each other back and forth for 6 months
until Optic Stardust found out and interrupted their little party
"Stephy, what in the fuck are you doing?" Optic Stardust said, at the top of his lungs
"Why are you writing to them? Don't you understand that they're no good for you?"
"Oh but no, they're really kind hearted" NekoPan said "You just don't understand them. These people are my friends"
"Is that so?" Optic Stardust said, with an evil grin on his face
"I'll tell you what. You can be friends with them, as long as I can torture them as much as I want"
NekoPan was shocked. She didn't know what to think of this situation. She taught for a moment, and came up with a plan so fool-proof that even Optic Stardust would be out smarted by it
"Alright" NekoPan said "I'll let you torture them" so she sent the 3 a message telling them to come over to her shitty fucking apartment for a costume party
the 3 showed up at the door in the most retarded costumes you could possibly get at your local Wal-Mart
NekoPan let them in, and they sat on the couch
she left the room, and Optic Stardust came in
"Ohohoho~ I'm gonna enjoy this~" Optic Stardust said in an evil voice
He took out a vegetable peeler, cheese grader, and a bag of sand
the 3 shook in fear as Optic Stardust approched them
NekoPan ran into the room and knocked him over the head with his own xbox
"RUN. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!" NekoPan said
"YOU FUCKING LITTLE CUNT! HOW DARE YOU" Optic Stardust said, as he wrapped his hands around her throat
"AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU. YOU'RE GONNA CHOOSE THEM OVER ME?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"
Optic Stardust clenched his hands tighter and tighter around her throat. She began coughing up blood and eventually passed out due to the lack of oxygen
"HEY, MAN. DAT NO COOL! Y U GOTTA DO DAT?" Zana said in a retarded voice
"What? You have something to say Striker #2?" "YEAH! I WAZ ABOUT 2 SAY DAT YOU ARE NO MAN. YOU ARE JUST A BITCH AZZ NII. NII. NIII"
Zana began stuttering
"HAHAHA COME ON. SPIT IT OUT" Optic Stardust said in an intimidating voice
"NII. NII. NIGGA!"
"Oh? Is that so? Well then" Optic Stardust slashed open Zana's stomach with the vegetable peeler
Seanver and Ermakyo ran away. Moments later, they were found in a skanky motel room, trying to make a baby, so that their first born son can have "lots and LOTS of imoutos ^o^/"
Optic Stardust was soon found guilty of double murder and reckless endargerment and was sentenced to 25 years to life in prison
and they all lived happily ever after
THE END