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Literal Sadbox: Coronavirus Edition

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  1. [b]~LITERAL SADBOX~[/b]
  2. [i]~Coronavirus Edition~[/i]
  3. [i]dedicated to Foxhoarder[/i]
  4.  
  5. "Wuby wuv daddeh! Am bestest daddeh in wohwe wowl!"
  6.  
  7. >be me
  8. >have a cute and adorable fluffy foal named Ruby who I adopted from a shelter
  9.  
  10. >always wanted to go to Hawaii. See mauna kea
  11. >watch the whales. snorkel
  12. >see the bikini babes. see the hula dancers
  13. >been meaning to make this trip to Hawaii. Planned for it for over a year. Even took time time off from work for this
  14.  
  15. >Can't take Ruby with me - fluffies are not allowed into Hawaii for the same reason ferrets aren't
  16. >I live alone, so I can only rely on a friend to check in on Ruby once in a while
  17. >family lives in another state
  18. >don't really trust my neighbours after an an argument with them a while back
  19.  
  20. >Ruby is only a foal. Fluffies take about a year to become fully adult
  21. >have to make sure she's okay.
  22. >as Ruby would say "Wuby am onwy a wittwe babbeh"
  23. >Ruby is not big yet, so I don't need to prepare a playpen for her yet
  24. >a box will do
  25. >made the box to be as nice as possible
  26. >gave her a ball to play with, a bed, a litterbox, water, and enough fluffy chow for Ruby to eat for at least a month
  27.  
  28. "Can have skettis?"
  29.  
  30. >sorry Ruby, no skettis until I come back
  31. >she sighs, but she understands
  32.  
  33. ~
  34.  
  35. >trip is going okay. everything is fine
  36. >then
  37.  
  38. [i]"At least 7 cases of coronavirus confirmed in Hawaii as governor urges preparedness"[/i]
  39.  
  40. >COVID-19 has broken out worldwide
  41. >travel restrictions throughout the world
  42. >had attended a party the night before
  43. >got into a litle *ahem* hanky-panky
  44.  
  45. >turns out, the woman was in contact with a man who tested positive for Coronavirus
  46. >I am being detained for at least a week. Quarantined
  47. >my job is going to be affected
  48.  
  49. >Ruby is all alone at home
  50. >immediately called a friend of mine
  51.  
  52. "Dave, I need you to do me a favour. Please check on Ruby"
  53.  
  54. >Dave is reluctant
  55.  
  56. "Why do I have to check your shitrat for you again? You're lucky I'm even doing this for you."
  57. "Please man, just get some food and water for her. I'm going to be delayed for a little bit longer."
  58. "Urgh, fine. But you owe me!"
  59.  
  60. >sigh
  61. >I'd get someone else, but I don't really have any friends other than Dave
  62. >if I can even call him a friend
  63. >really pains me that Dave hates fluffies so much
  64.  
  65. >called Dave a few days later
  66.  
  67. "Yeah I helped your shitrat. Gave her new water and food and everything. But that shitrat really does shit a lot."
  68.  
  69. >the fuck you mean
  70.  
  71. "Her poopie place is filled to the brim with SHIT. Absolutely disgusting. I have no idea how you are able to stand the smell of shitrats."
  72.  
  73. >the fuck dude, you didn't even clean her litterbox?!
  74.  
  75. "Hey fuck you man! I only agreed to change the water and add food! You never said anything about cleaning!"
  76.  
  77. >I'm starting to get desperate. I'll pay him more
  78.  
  79. "Fuck that. You already owe me big time. In fact, this is last time I'm doing any favour for you related to shitrats. Go fuck yourself, and you better have my money when I get back."
  80.  
  81. >god, fuck Dave
  82. >I think I'll just move back to my parents place at this rate. Or maybe find a new place
  83.  
  84. >Go to the toilet. No more toilet paper.
  85. >every fucking shop is clear of toilet paper because of paranoid people buying stock, thinking Armageddon is approaching or something
  86. >with no other choice, had to use a face towel to wipe my ass
  87. >there's some detergent/soap in my hotel room, but I don't think I can be comfortable with using this same cloth to wash my face
  88.  
  89. >as I think about that, I hate to think that Wuby is going to have sleep with a lot more poopies.
  90.  
  91. ~
  92.  
  93. >oh god
  94. >oh god no
  95. >I developed a fever
  96.  
  97. >fuck, fuck FUCK
  98.  
  99. >got checked out by the orderly. its not the coronavirus, thank god
  100. >but the fact that I have a fever means that my quarantine has been extended
  101. >fucking hell
  102.  
  103. >called my job. Boss is not too pleased about this turn of events
  104. >most likely going to lose my job because I didn't return home in time
  105.  
  106. >stuck in a hospital room, while recovering
  107. >food has always been the same. Gruel.
  108. >none of the nice meals I had at the start of my trip
  109. >the same food every day. the same nummies
  110. >been suffering from diarrhea for a few days in a row
  111. >must have been a viral infection related to the fever
  112. >been making the same "wawa poopies"
  113.  
  114. >the same poopies, the same nummies
  115. >I think about my poor Ruby, stuck in that little box, stuck with eating the same Fluffy Chow, and having to wade in a box completely covered in shit
  116. >I can't sleep. I hate to think that the companion that I had for about half a year, who kept me company during my most difficult days, is now going to die alone, malnourished, and covered in filth
  117. >I have access to medical facilities and everything, but Ruby has no one
  118.  
  119. >I am desperate. I call my neighbours
  120.  
  121. "Why the fuck should we help you? You're a rude son of a bitch. Always shouting. You don't deserve anything."
  122.  
  123. >....they're right
  124. >I'm always angry. Always uptight. Always finding fault with people and arguing with them
  125. >I think thats why I got Ruby. Needed a companion.
  126. >they call them biotoys, but lately fluffieswere also developed as emotional support aids.
  127. >Ruby has been there for me the whole time in the past 6 months, even though she is only a foal
  128. >and now I can't be there for her
  129.  
  130. "Its not your fault. Its just the way things are."
  131.  
  132. >thats what the nurse says
  133. >but its not right. Its not right at all
  134. >Ruby's food and water is going to run out soon
  135. >oh God. Please God. Protect Ruby.
  136.  
  137. ~
  138.  
  139. >finally recovered
  140. >quarantine has cleared
  141. >I can finally go home
  142. >Dave is not picking up my calls
  143. >neighbours are refusing to talk to me as well
  144.  
  145. >is my fluffy okay?
  146. >I think of one of the things she said to me
  147.  
  148. "Daddeh am bestest daddeh in whowe wowl! Daddeh wiww awways twy!"
  149.  
  150. >I remember her as a babbeh, and hearing her say her first words after a week
  151. >and hearing her talk full sentences in a month
  152. >but she's still a foal
  153.  
  154. >and yet, in those six months when she was a foal, she got me through a course I was finding difficult with
  155. >comforted me when I argued with my parents and workmates
  156. >gave me someone to talk to after the shitty days at work
  157.  
  158. >I did buy her for cheap from the shelter, but to me, Ruby is the only thing I have in the world. It makes me regret taking the trip
  159. >no, I shouldn't think that. In that one week, I got to do the things I always wanted
  160. >the Hawaii trip was worth it
  161. >but I pray that Ruby is okay
  162. >please God. Please let there be a miracle.
  163.  
  164. >I open the door. There is silence
  165. >oh no
  166.  
  167. "Daddeh!"
  168.  
  169. >I want to cry
  170.  
  171. "ALOHA! I'm home!"
  172. "Daddeh finawwy home!"
  173.  
  174. >she smells of shit. most of her food is gone
  175. >but, in the little box, I can see little drawings
  176. >Ruby, in her boredom, had to use her feces to draw things to make herself feel better
  177. >I can see the little drawings of flowers, and a little fence
  178. >and I see a drawing of a man, and his fluffy
  179.  
  180. >I let Ruby climbed up to me
  181. >I'm covered in her shit, but its okay
  182.  
  183. "Fwuffy missed yu so much! Fwuffy su happeh nao!"
  184.  
  185. >I'm happy too
  186. >I give Ruby a bath. Fluffies usually hate water, but they also like to "smeww pretty"
  187. >I cook the best possible plate of spaghetti I can for a little fluffy
  188.  
  189. "SKETTI!"
  190.  
  191. >(well, I had to have a bath first. I was covered in shit)
  192.  
  193. >but I'm happy. Despite everything, despite the virus, and the world going mad, my little fluffy is okay
  194.  
  195. ~
  196.  
  197. >I turn on the news
  198.  
  199. "Coronavirus deaths pass 6,500 worldwide"
  200.  
  201. >I flick the channel
  202.  
  203. "Dow records worst point drop in history"
  204.  
  205. >I flick again
  206.  
  207. "Now on FwuffTV! Powa Wangas: Bwockbild!"
  208.  
  209. >Ruby is excited. its her favourite show
  210.  
  211. "Wuv Powa wangas!"
  212.  
  213. >mine too, I guess
  214.  
  215. >we watch the three fluffies wave their bwockies around
  216.  
  217. "Its mofeen tiem!"
  218.  
  219. >the SFX is cheap, but if you're a kid, or a fluffy, its plain ol' fun
  220. >the powa wangas are going up against their biggest villain
  221.  
  222. "Stuppeh Dummeh Munstah Mummah! Wanga give mummah sowwy huwties!"
  223.  
  224. >the evil monstah mummah throws her spear from her moon base, towards the planet earth, while bellowing
  225.  
  226. "MAKE MY MONSTAH GROW!"
  227.  
  228. >the rangers call out for their robots
  229.  
  230. "Fwuffs nee' Bwockie meka-zod powah! NAO!"
  231.  
  232. >its stupid. its silly
  233. >but Ruby is happy
  234. >thats all that matters for now
  235.  
  236.  
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