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- >You are Tusk, third son of Auroc Blackore.
- >You really should stop listening to your friend’s hare-brained ideas.
- >Let’s go to a camp made for Griffons, he said.
- >It’ll be fun, he said.
- >Nope, sitting in a boat in the middle of a giant lake is NOT your idea of fun.
- “Petunia, why did I let you talk me into this?”
- >A massive mound of meat you call a friend stomps his hoof in anger, causing the whole boat to rock.
- >You hang on for dear life.
- >It’s not that you’re scared of the water, it’s just…you don’t like to get wet, okay?
- >”I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME STEEL STORM! THAT IS NOT MY NAME!”
- “Alright, alright, just stop rocking the boat, okay?”
- >Petu…Steel Storm, first son of Viceroy Flinthorn.
- >Must be nice to be a highborn who can trace his lineage back to the Eternal Father himself.
- >Then again, if your childbearer hated your father as much as Steel’s did, you’d probably be named Petunia as well.
- >”Guys…please fight back on land, I’m going to be sick.”
- >SS:”Sorry if you inheirited such a weak constitution, Colb. Weakling magisters…”
- >You roll your eyes. Typical highborn attitude.
- >Just because Colb was the son of none, and therefore lowborn, Storm barely acknowledges him, even though he could possibly wipe Storm off the face of the planet with a thought.
- >Sometimes, you think he treats his house servants better than Colb.
- >SS:”Hey, Tusk! See that far shore? That’s an Equestrian camp.”
- >You roll your eyes. So that’s why he dragged the two of you out here.
- >Ever since he came of age, Storm’s more…perverse fantasies have just given you the creeps.
- >SS:”Think there are p0nies over there?”
- >C:”It doesn’t matter if there are. We’re forbidden from entering Equestria according to the ancient compact.”
- >Storm smacks Colb upside the head.
- >SS:”Did I ask you? No. Now be quiet, nullson.”
- >Colb bristles a little under the perjorative. You shake your head to your friend to keep him from doing something stupid.
- >Storm may be an insufferable prick with a fetish for p0nies, but highborn can be powerful friends.
- >And even more powerful enemies.
- >SS:”Oh! I see some p0nies over there on the dock! Man, what I wouldn’t give for that white one…I bet she smells like snow.”
- >That makes you want to vomit a little.
- >C:”Hey Tusk, look closely…do you see that one, in the middle?
- >You and Storm peer closely at the strange pink…hairless…two-legged…
- >Storm nearly capsizes the boat as he jumps.
- >SS:”A HUMAN? What’s a human doing in an Equestrian camp?”
- >C:”I don’t know. Humans are forbidden to leave Minos. You don’t think he’s with the rebels, do you?”
- >Storm guffaws. “Unlikely! My father has those upstart apes on the run. They’ll be extinguished before we return home!”
- >Unlike your idiot noble friend, you listened in history class.
- >He only knows humans as subservient, obedient slaves, kept in heel by the Compact. The feral ones, this…rebellion…they were considerably more dangerous.
- >SS:”Well, whatever is going on, he is obviously an escapee. We could gain much in wealth and honor is we bring him back alive…maybe even enough to earn your Nullson pal a name.”
- >Colb straightens up at the prospect. The only way he could gain a family lineage would be to be invited to one. Capturing a human from Equestria would be quite the act…
- >No.
- >You shake your head.
- “We can’t. The Compact prevents Minotaurs from entering Equestria. When we return home, we’ll notify the proper authorities…the Hell Steers can take care of it…”
- >Storm just snorts and sits down as you begin rowing back to shore, feeling the gaze of the human on your skin.
- >SS:”Fine, whatever…”
- >You glance at your noble friend as you row.
- >Why does his response fill you with a sense of foreboding?
- >If you know Storm…he’s plotting something…you know it.
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- >You are Anon.
- >You creep out of your bunk as quietly as you can muster.
- >Man, it must be nice to be a p0ny. Don’t have to worry about trying to dress while in a bunkhouse full of sleeping stallions.
- >You forego your shoes. If p0nies can go around shoeless, so can you, right?
- >You manage to slip out of the bunkhouse without waking anyp0ny.
- >Even in the dead of summer, things get chilly up here in the mountains?
- >Who knew?
- >You slink past Strelnikov’s cabin, even though you know you don’t need too.
- >He’s probably more sauced than the saucepan at Gale’s Pasta Palace.
- >As you make it to the forested underbrush, you turn and stare at the filly’s bunkhouse.
- >Did she already leave? Did she forget? Did she decide not to go?
- >No…wait…
- >You barely make it out, but a white and purple figure slips out the door, darting for the forest.
- >Not much of a sneaker…
- >Oh well. You turn and hurry on to the spot you two agreed on.
- >Rarity’s already at the spot on the lakeshore by the time you arrive.
- >She jumps a little as the bushes rustle, relaxing when she sees you arrive.
- >”Oh my, Anon! You shouldn’t startle a lady like that…”
- “Ehehe…sorry about that.”
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- >You pick a twig from Rarity’s mane as that sinking, nervous feeling comes back in your core.
- >From the look on her face, Rarity is feeling it too.
- >You two agreed to meet out here after everyone went to sleep to try and sneak away, get some time alone.
- >Without Cadence knowing about it.
- “So…what now?”
- >”I don’t know…I thought you had an idea.”
- “Sorry, I never…really did anything like this before.”
- >The two of you sit down on the shoreline, watching as the fireflies dance across the water.
- >”Umm…”
- >Man…now that the moment is here, you’re too scared to press on.
- >Come on, dude! She’s right there!
- >You look into those glistening sapphire blue orbs.
- >She stares right back into yours.
- >You were talking all this good stuff when she agreed to meet you out here.
- >She’s right there.
- >Say it!
- >SAY IT YOU PANSY!
- “So, Rarity…I bet you’re wondering why I asked you out…NOT OUT, I mean, like out here…and…”
- >She cocks her head. “Yes?”
- >You stammer and scratch the back of your head.
- “I mean…what I’m trying to say is, you’re…pretty…and…well…I ahh…”
- >Rarity is blushing furiously, but lets you continue.
- “What I mean to say is that….aww jeez….”
- >You sigh in frustration and lean in a little.
- “Rarity, I…”
- >She pecks you on the lips.
- >You blink, not really jumping, but turning redder than a sunburned apple as the two of you lock eyes, taking in your first kiss.
- >”Anon…I like you a lot too.”
- >Rarity smiles sheepishly as she scoots in closer.
- >You sit there in shock for a minute before your body reacts without your consent, moving in to kiss the white mare a little more…substantially.
- >Awkward lips dance across each other as eyes close and the chill of the night fades into nothingness.
- >You two remain silent as your lips part, looking dreamily at each other like…well, a pair of lovestruck kids.
- >You two are so wrapped up in each other that you don’t notice the third party in this scene.
- >Two sharp blows to the back of the head, one for each of you, is enough to knock you both out almost instantly.
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- >You are Celestia.
- >You stir your tea nonchalantly.
- >The moon is up, the last of the paperwork is done.
- >You even fed Fenris, who now lounges at your hooves, enjoying a breather outside the icebox.
- >Still…something doesn’t feel right.
- >”Princess? Is there anything else you need from me today?”
- >You smile as Twilight Sparkle enters your private study.
- >Such a dedicated student, and apparently very adept at handling your wayward son.
- “No, Twilight Sparkle. That will be all for today. Would you care for some tea before you head home?”
- >The purple unicorn considers it before nodding with a smile. “Yes, I would love some!”
- >You hope Anon can meet a nice filly like Twilight someday.
- >You smile coyly. Maybe he already has.
- >The smile disappears though as your thoughts wander back to Anon.
- >He’s only been gone for a few days, and will return in a few more…but still, you miss him greatly.
- >These strange feelings of…foreboding doesn’t help matters.
- >You sigh and levitate a cup from the cupboard for Twilight as she sits down.
- “Tell me, Twilight, what do you think of my son Anonymous?”
- >She looks at you quizzically as you pour tea into the cup.
- >”Think of him? I think he’s a lazy, unmotivated, irresponsible jerk.”
- >You giggle a little.
- “Is that all?”
- >Twilight’s face furrows. “Well…no….I know tha-“
- >She is cut off. As you set the tea cup down, the fine china cracks and shatters.
- >You look at the broken tea cup, not even hearing Twilight’s reaction.
- >That was Anon’s cup.
- >Something is terribly wrong.
- >You mutter a silent prayer to a man long dead.
- >You pray for his spirit to watch over your son.
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