Terraria Ass - How it started

Not me:

>Bring home date
>Finally at my house
>Expecting girl to climb up the rope and both get sweaty like pigs
>Let girl climb rope first and needs you to push her up
>She farts on your face by accident
>mood: ruined

Me:

>You let girl go up rope first
>She jokingly tells you not to look up her skirt
>Follow right behind her so you can get an up close view of dat ass
>Her grip slips and you get a face-full of ass
>While your face is buried in her cheeks she lets out a little toot in surprise
>Her apologies are interrupted by the sound of you taking a deep whiff and she freezes
>The two of you stay like that for a few minutes before she starts shifting around a bit and suddenly releases a huge fart.
>She hesitantly continues to climb
>What follows is the most awkward 30 minutes ever before she decides to just go home
>Don't expect to hear back from her but two days latter she asks you to come over for dinner and a movie so she can make up for what happened
>She fixed you a lovely fish and mushroom dish but for herself, beans, so many beans
>She said the movie was a rom-com but you didn't see any of it as you lied there on the couch, her bare ass covering your face the entire time and a few hours afterward
>As her magnificent ass smothered you the entire night, she never got up once but made sure you had plenty of air