Sayonara Zetsubou Mojo

p1
>I'm in despair!!
>My high school life of unpopularity has left me in despair!!

>Kuroki! We're in class!
>Eh!?

>Were you half asleep, Kuroki-san?
>No, my body just acted on its own just now...

p2
>More importantly, what did you mean by that?
>That whole unpopular high school life thing...

>Eh...?

>It means exactly that...
>You saying you're not popular?

>You saying I am!?
>You saying you're not!?

>Now now.
>Calm down, you two.
>Ah. Sorry, Mako-san...

p3
>Don't sweat about it!
>We've still got another year left of high school life to go.

>No, we've got exams this year, so I don't think I'll be able to get a boyfriend...

>Boyfriend?

>Out of the question!!
>Eek!?

>Dating a guy has nothing but demerits!!
>Doesn't think of anything but fucking.
>Learns everything from porno videos.
>Shamefully acts violent towards store clerks.
>Acts smug over spending only 100 yen treating you.
>Say stuff like "Girls are so easy".
>Won't acknowledge you even if you get pregnant.

>Ahaha. That's a rather prejudiced view, Tamura-san.
>Who's there!?

p4
>It's fine if Kuro dates someone.
>I'm not bothered about that kinda stuff.
>What's important is who she chooses at the end, right?

>Besides, did you know that girls become pretty
>when they're in love.
>That's not so much love than se-...
>Well, that's what I read in a magazine, anyway.

>What are you getting at?

>To put it simply...

>1. Kuro gets a girlfriend
>2. Kuro becomes pretty
>3. Force them to break up
>4. Make cute Kuro my girlfriend!

p5
>I don't need a Kuroki-san like that!!
>Kuroki-san promised that she wouldn't love anyone but me!!
>I did no such thing!!

>I wasn't listening up until now but...
>Now who is it!?

>Gloomy girls are so hilarious!
>They push their ideals too hard and get hated for it.

>Eh, why?

>Aaah... A casualty!
>We've got a casualty!

>Oraaa!
>Yoshida-san!?

p6
>You guys have been acting way too shamelessly!!
>It's too early for high schoolers to be having those kinds of relationships!!

>What the heck? You're so pure that it's actually hilarious.

>Oraaa!!
>Aah, it happened anyway...

>The school rules state that "impure relations with the opposite sex are forbidden".
>You're one to talk about school rules, Yoshida-san...
>Impure relations with the opposite sex?

>Then you just have to date someone of the same sex!!
>Dwaaaah!?

>You were here?
>Yep. The entire time.

p7
>If impure relations with the opposite sex are no good,
>then just have impure relations with the same sex!!

>You think I'll accept that!?

>Yoshida-san. Shut up for a second.
>What are you doing!?

>If it's a same sex relationship,
>you can be impure as you want!!

>...Wait, what is this?
>You're the number one obstacle, after all.

p8
>I'll be taking this!!
>Ah! Where are you going!?

>Eek...
>I just wanted to be popular. How did it come to this?

>Now then. Let's begin.
>What are you gonna do!!

>It's impure same sex relations
>so we should at least do some lewd stuff.

>Aah...
>Farewell, my virginity...

p9
>Mwah

>....Eh?
>I did it... I b-b-b-blew a kiss to Kuroki!

>You're the purest one of them all!

>So that's Uchi-san's hideout, huh?

>For now, Kuro belongs to everyone, so...
>I'm... fine with anything.

>Aaaaaah...
>We've got a casualty!!

>Casualtyyyyyyyy!!
>Oww...
>What if I had died!?
>Wait... huh?