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- >Rape beforemath
- >The action will take place in a dark alley
- >Blar arrives to the scene, completely unaware of the violent acts that will happen soon
- >"OH, GEEZ, IT'S SUCH A DARK ALLEY INDEED. I HOPE NO ACT OF VIOLENCE WILL HAPPEN SOON"
- >And no act of violence happened
- >"I SAID, I HOPE NO ACT OF VIOLENCE WILL HAPPEN SOON!"
- >It seems nobody is around this alley. Blar grows impatient
- >"WHAT KIND OF DARK ALLEY IS THIS? I WAS PROMISED THAT HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE WOULD HAPPEN HERE!"
- >Blar leaves the place to another dark alley
- >"HELLO?! IS ANYONE HERE?! I'M AN DEFENSELESS PRINCESS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION! MY BOOTY IS SHAKING IN FEAR!"
- >But nothing happened. this was the ninth alley she's visited tonight
- >"I'M SHOCKED. PEOPLE SAID THAT MY BODY WOULD BE RAVAGED. MY FANFICS LIED TO ME!"
- >Blar was frustrated, and headed her way home
- >On her way, she finds Blarco, who was looking for her
- >"OH, BLARCO, MY BEST FRIEND!"
- >"Hello, Blar"
- >"OH, BLARCO, TODAY IS A GRIM DAY. NO RAPE TOOK PLACE, MY BODY HAS NOT BEEN DEFILED!"
- >"I am sorry, Blar. I should have warned you that South Echo Creek is the safest area at night"
- >"WAIT, BLARCO. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT NO RAPE TOOK PLACE OVER THERE..."
- >"You cannot rape the willing"
- >"YOUR WORDS RIDDLE ME, BLARCO"
- >[spoiler]"Your booty belongs to me"[/spoiler]
- >[spoiler]"NOW WE'RE TALKING! MAKE ME YOURS, BEST FRIEND BLARCO!"[/spoiler]
- >[spoiler]And no rape happened.[/spoiler]
- *****
- This is story was written to mock a well-known "rape greentext" that some anons would post at /sveg/ some months ago. I left the "spoiler" brackets untouched because deep in my heart, a voice told me to let them be.
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