Tom of Your Life (2020) EN

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Jess.

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- Jess!
- Shh.

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- Shit. What did I just say?
- This is fun!

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- You just said shit.
- Quiet now, Tom.

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Morning, Jess.

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Hey, Gaby.

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Are we ready to get
an obstetrics this morning?

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Yeah, yeah,
I'm just not feeling so well.

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- So...
- Oh.

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But what you got a hospital
garbage can there for, Jess?

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Huh... Oh...

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Yeah, I was, um,
just doing some spring cleaning.

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Oh. But is October.

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Yeah, well, I'm just, uh,

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a slow cleaner.

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- What's that sound?
- The, the birds?

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Those are birds.

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Singing.

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What are those?

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Those are trees.

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Those are trees. When they're
all bunched together,

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like there's a lot
of them all at once,

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it's called a forest.

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A bug!

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You know what a bug is?

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Yeah, somethings I
know, and some things I don't.

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All right.

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Well, let's say, "Goodbye, bug."

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Bye, bug, nice knowing you.

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Don't pick it up.

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- What is it?
- A time suck.

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Hey, um, you know, there is
some clothes in the back seat.

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Why don't you hop back there
and change into them?

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All right.

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- You see that? That is a farm.
- Yeah.

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I know what a farm is.

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Where did you get these clothes?

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Um, another kid at,
at the hospital gave them to me.

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- He just gave them to you?
- Yeah, yeah.

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People are nice
in this world, Tom.

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Jesus, Dennis.

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What do you need me for?
Call the FBI.

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I will call the FBI,
but right now

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I'm trying to keep this in-house

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- as long as I possibly can.
- Why?

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Because I just got this fucking
promotion and because,

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- because of Jess.
- Oh, don't tell me you love a nurse.

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<i>Mr. B.,
you have the Wisconsin Hospital's</i>

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<i>administrators meeting.</i>

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Cancel it.

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Yeah, I do.

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I do love her.

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Is that so unheard of?

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Between you and me, Margaret is
driving me crazy at home,

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and when am I ever going to get a
piece of ass like that again, ever?

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I never did before
and I never will again.

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<i>Mr. B., I hear you still.</i>

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God damn it.

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It's not Mr. B.,
it's Mr. Benedict, okay?

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<i>Sorry, the last administrator
preferred I call him Mr....</i>

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Yeah, well, I, I'm not him,
so it's Mr. Benedict, all right?

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<i>Ben-e-dick, got it.</i>

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God damn it,
I hate this old system.

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- Did you try her apartment?
- Yeah, I went straight over there,

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she wasn't there.
I'm calling her,

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it's going straight
to voicemail.

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You know, Dennis, you got to,

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you got to put it out,
a whatchmacallit,

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- an APB with the Sheriff's office.
- I will, I will.

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It... it's, it's complicated.

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This kid she took, he's, um,

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he has a condition.

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It's not contagious, I mean,

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let's just say that
he's an extraordinary find.

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What are you eating?

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Meatloaf.

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What it tastes like?

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Loaf of meat.

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Sorry. You're eating breakfast,
you can't just say "hi" to those people.

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- Hi to those people.
- No, don't.

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Very cute.

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So,

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I need to tell you
something, Tom,

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and I'm not really sure
how to tell you,

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so I'm just going
to kind of blurt it out there.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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Um, see,
you were born at 4.44 a.m...

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this morning, you were born at
4.44 a.m. this morning,

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just two hours ago, and, um...

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- Okay.
- You seem to...

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every hour on the hour,

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uh, age,

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grow and...

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evolve four years.

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And no one knows why,
no one can explain this,

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so, um,

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I decided...

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uh...

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that rather than you spending
your entire life in...

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Bless you, sir.

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...one of those, um...

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one of those lab rooms,

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just being poked and prodded,

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I would get you out of there

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and show you something,

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something more...

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Something...

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Hello, you in there?
Are you listening?

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Yeah, born this morning,
age four years every hour.

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I wa... I want to see a picture,
can I?

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Yeah, yeah, sure.

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- That's a sailboat.
- Yeah, it is.

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- How do you know that?
- I don't know.

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Can we go on one?

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Um, I'm not really a sailor,

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but I could get you
on a sailboat.

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Cool.

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This place is amazing.

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It gets better.

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That took forever.

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It's called running errands,

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big part of life,
but now we got snacks,

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juice, new phone, new clothes.

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It's so comfortable.

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That's your comfortable dance?

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Pretty good.
There's that guy again. Shit.

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Go easy on
those cheese balls, kiddo.

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Shit.

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Um, hey, Tom, there's a,

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there's a bag just right there,

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- do you mind grabbing it? Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
- This one?

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Thank you so much.

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And now, I just need you to
help me out here a little bit,

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I need your help.

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Okay, go for it.

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Good job.

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Okay, thank you.

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Oh, my God.

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Whoo.

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I guess that wasn't a cop.

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What you staring at,
cheese ball?

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Hey, you know what
I used to love doing

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when I was a kid?

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No.

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I will show you.

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Here it is. Oh, so cute.

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Take a picture
with my new phone.

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Nice.

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I'm on his back,
he must hate me.

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No, he doesn't, he's a horse.

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He's strong,
he's built for this.

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- It's like exercise, good.
- Hey, nature boy,

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are we riding or not?

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I want to get down.

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Really?

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You sure?

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It's fun.

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Who's that?

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He looks pretty hungry.

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That's Lefty.

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- He's old as fuck.
- Hey!

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Kid is 12 years old.

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Sorry, ma'am.

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Here, Lefty.

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Hey, you know that's a pony.

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You can't ride that.

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I didn't...

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didn't want to, anyway.
Why would anyone want to do that?

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Uh, I used to love
riding horses.

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Could I take him out
into the forest?

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Um...

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- Could I take him for a walk?
- Well...

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that guy said he was
too old for that.

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So...

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Is this what they do
to old people?

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Put them to the side
and forget about them?

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Like they're not there?

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Sometimes.

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Is that what you're going
to do to me?

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No.

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No, I will not do that to you.

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Okay? Never.

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This is too much, too much,

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too much, too much for me.

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<i>University of Chicago, operator.</i>

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Hi, uh, can you please
put me in touch with,

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um, the office
of Dr. Bill Albrecht

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in the Bioengineering
Department?

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Yes, he did give me
the extension, but I seem to...

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Right we're... we're old friends.

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Yeah, I'll find the card,
I will find the card.

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- You have a lot of horses.
- Yeah.

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They're all locked
up until someone pays you

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to climb on their back.

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Stop talking to me, kid.

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You're doing good, Jess.
This is good.

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This is good.

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I'm telling you,
the son of a bitch is a devil.

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He's got
right in front of my eyes.

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Come take a God damn look
at yourself.

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You just come take a look.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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We got to go,
we got to get out of here, okay?

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It's me, it's, it's Tom.

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Bye, Lefty.

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Nice knowing you.

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Seatbelt.

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- What's that smell?
- Nothing.

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Because the father is
a navy guy coming in from Europe

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and the mother is sedated
from a complicated C-section.

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Very well,
I just talked to her co-workers,

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and she's very familiar
with the staff,

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- if you catch my drift.
- Yeah, well, she, she got around a bit,

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but she and I were...

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Around with a particular

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pharmaceutical guy named Lance.

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- Does he know where she is?
- No.

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Well, then, just find
her and no more loans.

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- All right.
- I mean it, I am not going to pay

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your late cable bill,
or the rep on your trailer,

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- nothing.
- All right, Jesus.

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Where are we going?

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Chicago, big city,
you'll really like it.

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And put some music on.

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How do I do that?

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Like this.

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That's okay.

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There. Okay.

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Hey, stop.

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I liked that song.

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Definitely not.

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Hey, whoa.

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Chill, pick a fucking station.

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Okay, that is a little loud.

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Okay. My bad.

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- Oh, hey, hey, hey, stop the car, stop the car.
- What? What, what?

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Look at that boat,
I want to see that boat.

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- That dried out boat?
- Yeah, it's a sailboat.

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We're looking for a sailboat,
remember?

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- What is with this obsession with sailing?
- I...

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I don't know, I just, I saw a picture at
Full Moon Family Restaurant open 24 hours,

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and I just, I thought it looked
fun, I want to try it.

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Tom.

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- What? You said that I could.
- I did?

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Yes, well, you said,
"Um, I don't do sailboats,

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but if you want to,
we can do it."

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Well, now we found one, come on.

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I'll find you another one
when we get to Chicago,

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okay,
where there's actually water.

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Let's just find
another car first.

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Hey, I, I've been thinking,

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could I maybe try driving?

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- I've been watching you.
- You're not old enough.

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Oh, wait. Actually, you are.

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Hop out.

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- What, rea... really? Really?
- Change places.

258
00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:41,284
- Yeah, let's go, let's do this, first driving lesson.
- Cool.

259
00:17:11,548 --> 00:17:13,316
Son of a bitch.

260
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,689
Where is that boat?

261
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:30,968
Uh, UFC hospital,
Dr. Albrecht's office,

262
00:17:31,002 --> 00:17:33,303
- please.
- <i>Ma'am, I've told you, unless you are family,</i>

263
00:17:33,336 --> 00:17:34,706
- <i>I...</i>
- I can't leave him a message?

264
00:17:34,739 --> 00:17:36,674
- <i>No, I can't give the...</i>
- I, I told you,

265
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:38,810
- I lost the damn extension.
- <i>Ma'am, if it's an emergency,</i>

266
00:17:38,843 --> 00:17:40,878
- <i>I'll put you through...</i>
- Thank you yes, this is a...

267
00:17:40,912 --> 00:17:42,814
...fucking emergency.

268
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:48,986
<i>Hello,
no one is available to take your call.</i>

269
00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:53,891
Hey, uh, hey, Bill, it's, um, it's me.

270
00:17:53,925 --> 00:17:56,961
Uh, see you still don't have
a personalized voice message.

271
00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:59,629
It's very, very you.

272
00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:02,466
Um, look,
I am coming to Chicago,

273
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,401
and, uh, no... not to see you,

274
00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:06,336
I know, I know,
this is actually not about me,

275
00:18:06,369 --> 00:18:07,872
- it's about a patient. Jesus.
- <i>Are you satisfied...</i>

276
00:18:07,905 --> 00:18:09,807
No, I'm not fucking satisfied.

277
00:18:09,841 --> 00:18:12,242
Fuck, shit.

278
00:18:13,778 --> 00:18:15,612
You need a lift?

279
00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:17,982
Not in your purple piece
of shit, rape van, I don't.

280
00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:20,218
That was hurtful.

281
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,512
Teenager steals a
car, where does he go?

282
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,579
Big shocker.

283
00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:53,785
Parked right next
to purple rape van guy.

284
00:18:55,519 --> 00:18:57,021
Perfect.

285
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:59,891
Okay, so, I got the title,

286
00:19:03,094 --> 00:19:05,529
...and off we go,
I think so. Okay

287
00:19:10,935 --> 00:19:12,937
- I.D.
- You check mine, but you didn't check his?

288
00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:15,706
- Oh, shit.
- You, outside, now.

289
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,976
- Ma'am, can I help you?
- You, purple rape van guy.

290
00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:21,746
- Can you not call me that?
- You're right, sorry.

291
00:19:21,779 --> 00:19:23,948
Look, I want to make
a deal with you.

292
00:19:31,789 --> 00:19:33,523
I'm not mad.

293
00:19:33,557 --> 00:19:35,893
I'm trying to have you
understand something

294
00:19:35,927 --> 00:19:37,762
about those women back there.

295
00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:39,897
There is...

296
00:19:40,865 --> 00:19:43,901
a person in there,
a human, just like you,

297
00:19:43,935 --> 00:19:45,970
just as complicated as you,

298
00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:48,638
just as important as you.

299
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,576
- All right?
- Okay.

300
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:55,746
And that's true of me
and every other woman out there,

301
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,048
every single one.

302
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:00,751
- You follow?
- Yeah.

303
00:20:02,519 --> 00:20:03,688
And women,

304
00:20:05,723 --> 00:20:07,124
like men,

305
00:20:07,158 --> 00:20:08,659
also enjoy sex.

306
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:10,795
Love having sex.

307
00:20:12,096 --> 00:20:13,030
And,

308
00:20:14,031 --> 00:20:16,366
you know, it's, it's,
it's just, just with,

309
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:20,738
preferably with someone
that they love.

310
00:20:20,771 --> 00:20:21,772
Or...

311
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:26,143
- or like, or tolerate, or...
- So, those naked ladies back there,

312
00:20:26,177 --> 00:20:28,813
dancing for those men,
they enjoy it.

313
00:20:28,846 --> 00:20:29,780
Yeah...

314
00:20:32,016 --> 00:20:38,122
they were doing that probably because
they were forced into it for some reason.

315
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,824
Maybe they ran out of money,

316
00:20:39,857 --> 00:20:42,159
or maybe they were so...

317
00:20:43,728 --> 00:20:45,897
drugged that they just...

318
00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:50,668
Ah, shit.

319
00:20:52,136 --> 00:20:54,105
Oh, jackpot.

320
00:20:54,138 --> 00:20:54,872
What?

321
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,977
Nothing. Nothing,
nothing, nothing.

322
00:21:00,011 --> 00:21:00,945
Um...

323
00:21:03,114 --> 00:21:04,181
I just...

324
00:21:05,783 --> 00:21:06,717
The point is,

325
00:21:07,617 --> 00:21:09,887
that the feelings that
you are feeling

326
00:21:09,921 --> 00:21:11,088
are totally normal.

327
00:21:11,122 --> 00:21:12,489
Totally normal.

328
00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:18,963
What are...

329
00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:21,498
What are you,
what are you thinking?

330
00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:26,671
All I can think about
is sticking my thingy

331
00:21:26,704 --> 00:21:29,439
- between a woman's legs.
- Oh, Jesus.

332
00:21:40,751 --> 00:21:41,852
You need to masturbate.

333
00:21:43,254 --> 00:21:44,188
Okay.

334
00:21:46,857 --> 00:21:48,025
Here is what we're going to do.

335
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,628
Okay,
I'm going to get out of the van,

336
00:21:51,662 --> 00:21:55,032
and you're going to do
what you feel like doing.

337
00:21:55,066 --> 00:21:58,803
- I feel like probably rubbing it really hard.
- Okay.

338
00:21:58,836 --> 00:22:00,771
- And maybe even, like, caressing it.
- Great.

339
00:22:00,805 --> 00:22:02,039
Okay, I don't need
to hear any more of that.

340
00:22:03,107 --> 00:22:04,041
Hmm.

341
00:22:13,117 --> 00:22:16,287
<i>Hello,
no one is available to take your call.</i>

342
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:21,959
Hi, um, hi, it's me, Jess.

343
00:22:21,993 --> 00:22:23,761
Um,

344
00:22:23,794 --> 00:22:26,931
I'm not calling for the reasons
you probably think.

345
00:22:26,964 --> 00:22:28,265
I'm calling, um,

346
00:22:28,299 --> 00:22:31,836
I actually have
a very unique, uh, case,

347
00:22:31,869 --> 00:22:35,605
a very special patient
that I am interested in,

348
00:22:35,638 --> 00:22:37,640
um, sharing with you.

349
00:22:37,675 --> 00:22:40,277
So, if you, uh,

350
00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:43,047
you, you should call me back.

351
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,016
Okay, thanks. Bye.

352
00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:10,540
Here you go, guys.

353
00:23:37,201 --> 00:23:39,937
- Morning, ma'am. How are you?
- Good morning.

354
00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:42,673
Does, uh,
Jessica Budusky live here?

355
00:23:42,706 --> 00:23:44,008
Yes, she does.

356
00:23:44,041 --> 00:23:45,376
You're the pharmacy fella
that's suppose

357
00:23:45,409 --> 00:23:47,344
- to come by last night?
- Uh, yeah.

358
00:23:47,378 --> 00:23:49,980
Right, you missed the fun,
I had fried chicken and beer.

359
00:23:50,014 --> 00:23:51,882
- Hell of a time.
- Sounds like it.

360
00:23:53,150 --> 00:23:56,287
- I was wondering if I might be able to...
- What's with your glasses?

361
00:23:57,855 --> 00:24:00,057
Nothing, they just
get darker in the light.

362
00:24:02,193 --> 00:24:04,295
She gave me her key
to go grab some things for her.

363
00:24:04,328 --> 00:24:06,964
- You mind if I go in?
- Go ahead, suit yourself.

364
00:24:08,065 --> 00:24:08,999
Jesus.

365
00:24:37,761 --> 00:24:38,729
Interesting.

366
00:24:50,941 --> 00:24:53,210
<i>...unbiased,</i>
<i>younger both because</i>

367
00:24:53,244 --> 00:24:55,746
- <i>we grew up...</i>
- <i>I could tell by the diversity of this group.</i>

368
00:24:55,779 --> 00:24:57,348
<i>Thank you.</i>

369
00:24:57,381 --> 00:24:59,216
<i>I'm hoping that is not sarcasm.</i>

370
00:25:01,018 --> 00:25:02,853
<i>Oh, it's the whole sarcasm.</i>

371
00:25:22,106 --> 00:25:23,774
<i>...independence, nothing.</i>

372
00:25:25,309 --> 00:25:27,411
<i>What do you think that the,
the theme is</i>

373
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:29,446
<i>or the pattern or the,
or the messages with that?</i>

374
00:25:30,481 --> 00:25:32,449
<i>I think once
again, we have to wait</i>

375
00:25:32,483 --> 00:25:34,351
<i>to see whether
this is a pattern</i>

376
00:25:34,385 --> 00:25:38,756
<i>or whether it's an aberration
in a single year.</i>

377
00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:41,125
<i>You seem like
a very thoughtful man</i>

378
00:25:41,158 --> 00:25:43,160
<i>and then you sexually
assaulted my mind.</i>

379
00:25:45,429 --> 00:25:47,264
Interesting.

380
00:25:47,298 --> 00:25:49,099
<i>...you know, just like,
you know, the Academy Awards</i>

381
00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:52,002
<i>the nickname is...</i>

382
00:25:53,871 --> 00:25:56,307
- Yeah.
- <i>Anything?</i>

383
00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:57,241
Possibly.

384
00:25:58,409 --> 00:26:01,045
What do you know
about a restraining order

385
00:26:01,078 --> 00:26:04,081
issued against your gal
by doctor William Albrecht?

386
00:26:05,115 --> 00:26:06,817
- <i>What?</i>
- Um,

387
00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:09,887
yeah, I found it
alongside this picture.

388
00:26:11,855 --> 00:26:14,091
Strapping young gent.

389
00:26:14,124 --> 00:26:15,392
You know this guy?

390
00:26:19,196 --> 00:26:20,731
<i>No, where is that?</i>

391
00:26:23,067 --> 00:26:25,936
Well, my guess, um,

392
00:26:25,970 --> 00:26:27,538
restraining order
is from Chicago,

393
00:26:27,571 --> 00:26:30,441
looks like Chicago off
in the background there.

394
00:26:30,474 --> 00:26:32,076
<i>How can you tell
that that's Chicago?</i>

395
00:26:33,143 --> 00:26:35,079
L train off
in the background there.

396
00:26:36,447 --> 00:26:39,183
I'd say this is her ex,
and she pissed him off enough

397
00:26:39,216 --> 00:26:42,152
that she had a restraining
order slapped on her.

398
00:26:43,954 --> 00:26:45,155
<i>What does this mean?</i>

399
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:46,423
<i>You think she went to Chicago?</i>

400
00:26:47,891 --> 00:26:48,892
Fuck if I know.

401
00:26:51,295 --> 00:26:53,230
- Look, Dennis.
- <i>Oh, no, no, no, no.</i>

402
00:26:53,264 --> 00:26:54,398
I haven't even finished
my sentence.

403
00:26:54,431 --> 00:26:55,566
<i>Yeah, well, the way you look</i>

404
00:26:55,599 --> 00:26:57,001
<i>that is a question about Mom.</i>

405
00:26:57,034 --> 00:26:59,336
- It's not about Mom.
- <i>Good.</i>

406
00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:01,472
- It's about Dad.
- <i>You know what?</i>

407
00:27:01,505 --> 00:27:04,842
- <i>We are not talking about that.</i>
- Not ever?

408
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:07,177
<i>Never. The only way
I can deal with you,</i>

409
00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:08,912
<i>the only way for you
to understand is</i>

410
00:27:08,946 --> 00:27:11,015
<i>if we do not talk about Dad.
You got it?</i>

411
00:27:53,957 --> 00:27:54,992
Hard nuts.

412
00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:17,448
Think someone here has a boat?

413
00:28:19,516 --> 00:28:21,185
Better.

414
00:28:21,218 --> 00:28:23,587
Got a little surprise for you.

415
00:28:24,555 --> 00:28:25,489
What?

416
00:28:26,957 --> 00:28:30,961
I know someone at the University of
Chicago Bioengineering Department.

417
00:28:30,994 --> 00:28:35,265
Basically, like,
one of the top ten

418
00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:38,035
- greatest hospitals in the world.
- What?

419
00:28:38,068 --> 00:28:40,839
Mm-hm. You thought this trip
was just about fun, didn't you?

420
00:28:42,206 --> 00:28:45,075
- Can they cure me?
- Maybe.

421
00:28:46,143 --> 00:28:48,212
Yeah, I don't, I don't know.

422
00:28:48,245 --> 00:28:49,146
I, um...

423
00:28:50,447 --> 00:28:52,516
You understand, I don't want
you to get your, your hopes up,

424
00:28:52,549 --> 00:28:55,152
but I do know someone there
who's a genuine genius.

425
00:28:55,185 --> 00:28:58,288
Very well connected and I think
we should just go see him

426
00:28:58,322 --> 00:29:00,924
and see what he has to say
while we're here.

427
00:29:00,958 --> 00:29:02,960
- O... Okay?
- Okay. Yeah.

428
00:29:10,702 --> 00:29:12,202
That looks fun.

429
00:29:12,236 --> 00:29:14,338
What? What, the Ferris wheel?

430
00:29:14,371 --> 00:29:17,074
Uh, it's boring.

431
00:29:17,107 --> 00:29:20,310
You just sit there
and it goes around once,

432
00:29:20,344 --> 00:29:23,313
slowly and that's it. It sucks.

433
00:29:27,652 --> 00:29:28,986
Seems fun to me.

434
00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:48,405
Costume change.

435
00:29:48,439 --> 00:29:49,406
Fuck.

436
00:29:50,374 --> 00:29:51,408
I need...

437
00:29:53,410 --> 00:29:54,378
a better look.

438
00:29:57,314 --> 00:29:59,583
Hey, I always forget my purse.

439
00:29:59,616 --> 00:30:01,452
You have one job.

440
00:30:01,485 --> 00:30:04,188
Don't let me go anywhere
without my purse.

441
00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:06,123
- Okay?
- Okay.

442
00:30:12,329 --> 00:30:13,263
How do I look?

443
00:30:14,364 --> 00:30:16,099
You look

444
00:30:17,434 --> 00:30:19,169
you know, you know.

445
00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:21,673
Okay, um, change of plan.

446
00:30:23,173 --> 00:30:26,443
Stay out here,
just right on the corner there,

447
00:30:26,477 --> 00:30:29,213
I'll be right back, okay?

448
00:30:29,246 --> 00:30:31,215
All right, see you in a second.

449
00:30:34,485 --> 00:30:35,419
Hi.

450
00:30:36,353 --> 00:30:37,321
Um...

451
00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:41,225
Hi, I'm here to see,

452
00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:43,393
um, doctor,

453
00:30:43,427 --> 00:30:46,396
- doctor Bill Albrecht.
- Oh, he's not in right now.

454
00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:48,198
Uh, would you like me
to leave a message for him?

455
00:30:48,232 --> 00:30:50,033
Uh, no.

456
00:30:50,067 --> 00:30:51,034
Well, yeah.

457
00:30:51,803 --> 00:30:54,037
He's not here, um,

458
00:30:54,071 --> 00:30:56,306
Wha... what's, what's your name?

459
00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:58,475
- Me? Uh, Madeline.
- Yeah. Madeline.

460
00:30:58,509 --> 00:31:02,379
I thought his, his labs were usually
in this building on Tuesdays.

461
00:31:22,734 --> 00:31:24,034
Uh...

462
00:31:24,769 --> 00:31:27,571
So, thinking, just thinking. Oh.

463
00:31:28,572 --> 00:31:30,641
- Hi, um.
- Hey.

464
00:31:30,675 --> 00:31:33,076
I... he... he's, he's with me.

465
00:31:33,110 --> 00:31:34,679
Yeah, he's with me.

466
00:31:34,712 --> 00:31:36,313
Um...

467
00:31:36,346 --> 00:31:37,247
Thinking...

468
00:31:38,615 --> 00:31:40,617
thinking, thinking,
thinking, thinking...

469
00:31:40,652 --> 00:31:42,152
Uh, oh, well, his, uh,

470
00:31:42,185 --> 00:31:44,221
his lab did get canceled today

471
00:31:44,254 --> 00:31:46,256
because of the faculty
board meeting.

472
00:31:46,290 --> 00:31:48,826
The faculty board meeting. Um,

473
00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:50,294
yeah, forgot all about those.

474
00:31:51,863 --> 00:31:54,398
Would you mind, uh, just reminding me
where tho... where those take place?

475
00:31:58,770 --> 00:32:00,070
Uh, it's,

476
00:32:02,139 --> 00:32:03,640
well, uh,

477
00:32:03,675 --> 00:32:07,344
I know he'll be back here
around four o'clock.

478
00:32:08,579 --> 00:32:10,280
Four o'clock.

479
00:32:10,314 --> 00:32:11,849
- Yeah.
- Four o'clock. You sure?

480
00:32:13,183 --> 00:32:14,585
- Four o'clock.
- Mm-hm.

481
00:32:15,586 --> 00:32:16,620
You sure?

482
00:32:16,654 --> 00:32:20,223
I'm, I'm pretty sure, yeah.

483
00:32:21,592 --> 00:32:23,493
Okay. Four o'clock.

484
00:32:23,527 --> 00:32:26,630
Well, we will be back
at four o'clock.

485
00:32:26,664 --> 00:32:29,901
- Okay, see you then, four o'clock.
- Okay.

486
00:32:29,934 --> 00:32:31,268
Nice knowing you.

487
00:32:34,171 --> 00:32:35,105
Bye.

488
00:32:38,943 --> 00:32:41,411
Okay, that was weird,
you're acting weird.

489
00:32:41,445 --> 00:32:43,313
- Where now?
- A boat.

490
00:32:43,347 --> 00:32:45,649
You said you wanted to go on
a boat, we're going on a boat.

491
00:32:45,683 --> 00:32:47,719
Hey, Jess,
I'm not a kid anymore.

492
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,388
Come on.

493
00:32:55,727 --> 00:32:56,627
What?

494
00:32:59,563 --> 00:33:01,866
Ah. Uh.

495
00:33:01,899 --> 00:33:02,800
I got chunky.

496
00:33:04,334 --> 00:33:05,737
What I tell you
about the cheese balls?

497
00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:08,639
Let's go.

498
00:33:08,673 --> 00:33:10,407
And you know somebody
with a sailboat?

499
00:33:11,608 --> 00:33:13,477
Miles and miles
just all this flat land

500
00:33:13,510 --> 00:33:15,245
and then these huge buildings

501
00:33:15,278 --> 00:33:16,413
that have stood
the test of time.

502
00:33:17,481 --> 00:33:20,384
- Now, coming of...
- This is not a sailboat.

503
00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:21,753
It's a boat.

504
00:33:21,786 --> 00:33:24,756
It's a floating sidewalk
of elderly people.

505
00:33:24,789 --> 00:33:26,289
This is interesting.

506
00:33:26,323 --> 00:33:28,291
Look at these buildings!

507
00:33:28,325 --> 00:33:31,495
- Incredible attention to detail, the pure artistry.
- Hey.

508
00:33:31,528 --> 00:33:34,231
Could you keep it down,
I'm trying to listen to the tour guide.

509
00:33:34,264 --> 00:33:35,499
Oh, eat a dick.

510
00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:38,201
Tom, hey, Tom.

511
00:33:40,404 --> 00:33:41,338
Tom.

512
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,208
Oh, okay,
you're not talking to me now.

513
00:33:48,345 --> 00:33:49,747
Hey, everybody.

514
00:33:49,781 --> 00:33:51,883
Meet the world's
most boring person.

515
00:33:51,916 --> 00:33:54,686
I have one day to live
and she decides to take me

516
00:33:54,719 --> 00:33:57,521
on a two hour architecture tour.
Boring lady.

517
00:33:57,554 --> 00:34:00,624
- Hey, I happen to like architecture.
- No, I get it, I get it.

518
00:34:00,658 --> 00:34:02,559
You like architecture,
you get it?

519
00:34:02,592 --> 00:34:04,528
You like buildings that
were built 100 years ago

520
00:34:04,561 --> 00:34:06,430
that stand the test of time.

521
00:34:06,463 --> 00:34:08,532
- Shit, I'm sorry. I was...
- Yeah, that's right.

522
00:34:08,565 --> 00:34:10,001
You like horses,

523
00:34:10,034 --> 00:34:12,436
you like Chicago, and Bill,

524
00:34:12,469 --> 00:34:14,906
- and want to see Bill. Bullshit.
- Yeah, to help you.

525
00:34:21,946 --> 00:34:23,815
I like meatloaf, okay.

526
00:34:23,848 --> 00:34:25,582
I want to go
on a Ferris wheel and whack off.

527
00:34:27,384 --> 00:34:28,585
Not at the same time.

528
00:34:28,618 --> 00:34:30,688
And I want to go sailing.

529
00:34:30,722 --> 00:34:32,890
Sailing, sailing,

530
00:34:32,924 --> 00:34:35,693
not float around the river
on a giant turd.

531
00:34:40,564 --> 00:34:42,299
How's your Long Island iced tea?

532
00:34:42,332 --> 00:34:43,266
Good.

533
00:34:45,737 --> 00:34:46,904
Make one for me.

534
00:35:29,914 --> 00:35:32,415
- Baseball game after this, right?
- Yeah.

535
00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:44,628
Hey.

536
00:35:44,662 --> 00:35:45,797
Drink this.

537
00:35:45,830 --> 00:35:46,864
I got a head start.

538
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:51,334
What is it?

539
00:35:51,368 --> 00:35:53,637
It's a Long Island iced tea,
it's delicious.

540
00:35:53,671 --> 00:35:54,672
Trust me.

541
00:35:56,073 --> 00:35:57,074
Cheers.

542
00:35:58,375 --> 00:36:00,644
- Cheers.
- Yep, it's what you say when you take your first sip

543
00:36:00,678 --> 00:36:02,445
of an alcoholic beverage.

544
00:36:08,753 --> 00:36:09,987
It's pretty good.

545
00:36:25,903 --> 00:36:26,904
Please, kill me.

546
00:36:29,573 --> 00:36:33,811
Kind of showing you shit,
at least, share that.

547
00:36:36,047 --> 00:36:37,915
I, you just want...

548
00:36:42,687 --> 00:36:45,022
- I...
- Wow.

549
00:36:47,859 --> 00:36:52,129
I want to do what you
want to do, okay? That's all.

550
00:36:52,163 --> 00:36:53,664
I want to do
what you want to do.

551
00:36:57,969 --> 00:36:58,903
Okay?

552
00:37:04,075 --> 00:37:05,642
What do people do,

553
00:37:05,676 --> 00:37:08,713
besides, you know, be tourists?

554
00:37:11,782 --> 00:37:15,052
<i>I guess
that is what we do, just...</i>

555
00:37:17,889 --> 00:37:20,825
<i>stop by and check
things out and...</i>

556
00:37:22,026 --> 00:37:23,060
<i>and then we leave.</i>

557
00:37:29,066 --> 00:37:30,167
Where do we go?

558
00:37:33,570 --> 00:37:34,604
No one knows.

559
00:37:40,945 --> 00:37:42,579
It's your call, Tom.

560
00:37:42,612 --> 00:37:45,016
Well, I heard two people
talking about something

561
00:37:45,049 --> 00:37:46,817
called a baseball game,

562
00:37:46,851 --> 00:37:48,451
that sounds like fun.

563
00:37:48,485 --> 00:37:50,453
- Maybe.
- Maybe?

564
00:37:50,487 --> 00:37:52,657
It's 2:15 and with traffic.

565
00:37:52,690 --> 00:37:55,860
- But you just said...
- I know what I said, it's just,

566
00:37:55,893 --> 00:37:57,560
when you're aging
four years an hour,

567
00:37:57,594 --> 00:37:59,063
watching an entire baseball game

568
00:37:59,096 --> 00:38:01,564
might not be
the best thing to do.

569
00:38:01,598 --> 00:38:03,801
Do you ever do
anything for fun, Jess?

570
00:38:04,702 --> 00:38:08,005
You know, like, enjoyable?

571
00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:09,907
Look,
we are going to this doctor

572
00:38:09,941 --> 00:38:12,109
- to try and save your life.
- Yeah, you don't know how to have fun.

573
00:38:12,143 --> 00:38:14,045
- Why am I not surprised by it?
- No offense, Tom,

574
00:38:14,078 --> 00:38:16,113
but you don't know shit
about me, okay?

575
00:38:27,158 --> 00:38:28,659
So, where do you
want to go later?

576
00:38:31,594 --> 00:38:33,230
- What?
- It's them, that's him.

577
00:38:33,264 --> 00:38:35,032
- That's Bill?
- Yeah.

578
00:38:35,066 --> 00:38:36,734
...you get wet,
I don't have my umbrella.

579
00:38:36,767 --> 00:38:40,104
- Bill. Hey, Bill.
- That's Bill.

580
00:38:40,137 --> 00:38:41,672
- Hi, Madeline.
- Let me catch you later.

581
00:38:41,706 --> 00:38:43,207
- Yeah, okay.
- Jess.

582
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,542
- Hey, doctor Albrecht.
- Hi, Bill.

583
00:38:46,243 --> 00:38:47,577
Hi, Bill, hi.

584
00:38:48,879 --> 00:38:51,282
- Is this really where we're at now?
- What are you doing here?

585
00:38:51,315 --> 00:38:54,018
I was in Chicago on business,

586
00:38:54,051 --> 00:38:56,721
as I said
in my various messages, plural.

587
00:38:56,754 --> 00:38:57,888
Did you get any of those?

588
00:38:59,323 --> 00:39:01,892
- You know I could have you arrested right now.
- Yeah, you're right,

589
00:39:01,926 --> 00:39:04,795
you could have me arrested, but you
know what? I could have you arrested.

590
00:39:04,829 --> 00:39:07,131
Everybody could have
everybody arrested,

591
00:39:07,164 --> 00:39:10,500
maybe we all should
just arrest each other.

592
00:39:11,335 --> 00:39:12,670
I'm leaving.

593
00:39:14,338 --> 00:39:16,273
Okay, listen Bill, I, I,

594
00:39:16,307 --> 00:39:17,742
I get it, you are angry with me,

595
00:39:17,775 --> 00:39:19,143
I understand, but this is,

596
00:39:19,176 --> 00:39:20,811
- actually not why I'm...
- Angry with you? No.

597
00:39:20,845 --> 00:39:22,313
...why I'm here, I'm here,

598
00:39:22,346 --> 00:39:23,914
- well, that's Tom.
- I'm fucking scared of you.

599
00:39:25,082 --> 00:39:26,616
- You're scared of me?
- Hello.

600
00:39:27,918 --> 00:39:30,721
- I know who you are.
- I'm Tom.

601
00:39:30,755 --> 00:39:34,591
- Listen, this is...
- Um, and I don't know if you know who you're with, but, uh,

602
00:39:34,624 --> 00:39:37,560
- you should get the hell away from her as soon as you can.
- Okay, listen, asshole,

603
00:39:37,594 --> 00:39:40,264
alright,
this is not whoever you are,

604
00:39:40,297 --> 00:39:43,300
this is Tom, this is someone
I want you to meet.

605
00:39:43,334 --> 00:39:45,568
And you are not going to talk down
to him the way that you do to me

606
00:39:45,602 --> 00:39:48,906
or to anybody else
in this fucking institution,

607
00:39:48,939 --> 00:39:52,777
you fucking arrogant,
fuck face psycho,

608
00:39:52,810 --> 00:39:55,212
- fake feminist, bull cunt.
- I'm psycho?

609
00:39:55,246 --> 00:39:56,247
- I'm done here.
- Okay.

610
00:39:57,748 --> 00:40:00,151
- I've got your plate.
- Okay, okay, listen.

611
00:40:02,019 --> 00:40:04,155
I was going through
an intensely rough time.

612
00:40:05,356 --> 00:40:06,290
I admit that.

613
00:40:07,291 --> 00:40:08,793
But you left me,

614
00:40:10,094 --> 00:40:13,097
you fucking abandoned me at the
worst time of my fucking life.

615
00:40:14,098 --> 00:40:18,669
- It was my miscarriage too.
- Bullshit.

616
00:40:18,702 --> 00:40:19,837
You don't fucking know.

617
00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:27,244
I got your plates.

618
00:40:28,179 --> 00:40:29,914
- I'm calling the police.
- Yeah.

619
00:40:29,947 --> 00:40:32,149
Go ahead,
call the fucking police.

620
00:40:32,183 --> 00:40:33,284
I don't give a fuck.

621
00:40:34,351 --> 00:40:35,986
Call the fucking police.

622
00:40:37,254 --> 00:40:40,324
Call the fucking police,
doctor Bill fucking Albrecht.

623
00:41:47,324 --> 00:41:48,926
That was a stop sign.

624
00:41:48,959 --> 00:41:50,794
I thought you'd stop, but...

625
00:41:50,828 --> 00:41:52,196
it's okay, you just go.

626
00:41:53,130 --> 00:41:54,064
Seatbelt.

627
00:42:10,414 --> 00:42:12,416
Wow,
look at all the water out there.

628
00:42:13,517 --> 00:42:14,451
Jess.

629
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:18,155
Jess?

630
00:42:18,189 --> 00:42:20,391
I just need to close my eyes
for like ten minutes.

631
00:42:25,162 --> 00:42:26,297
Like ten minutes.

632
00:42:58,529 --> 00:42:59,463
Jess.

633
00:43:03,234 --> 00:43:05,236
- Jess.
- What?

634
00:43:05,269 --> 00:43:08,005
Oh, um, okay, I'm sorry, I...

635
00:43:08,038 --> 00:43:10,474
I didn't... I thought
you might have been, uh...

636
00:43:10,507 --> 00:43:12,776
Tom, I need to sleep.

637
00:43:19,483 --> 00:43:20,951
I mean, what happens?

638
00:43:24,288 --> 00:43:25,055
Um...

639
00:43:27,291 --> 00:43:29,159
You don't really
go anywhere, but...

640
00:43:31,061 --> 00:43:32,096
you dream.

641
00:43:35,499 --> 00:43:39,770
Reality, all its own,
takes shape, and...

642
00:43:42,439 --> 00:43:44,174
You live in that reality,

643
00:43:47,077 --> 00:43:48,212
till you wake.

644
00:44:06,263 --> 00:44:07,197
Jess.

645
00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:10,234
Um?

646
00:44:13,404 --> 00:44:14,872
What's a miscarriage?

647
00:44:34,958 --> 00:44:35,893
Jess.

648
00:44:39,263 --> 00:44:40,197
I'll be right back.

649
00:44:41,632 --> 00:44:43,400
Wait, I...

650
00:44:43,434 --> 00:44:46,370
- I'm sorry, did I say something?
- No, everything's fine.

651
00:44:46,403 --> 00:44:49,073
Just going for a walk.

652
00:44:49,106 --> 00:44:50,941
Well, I thought you were going to be sleep...

653
00:44:52,509 --> 00:44:53,444
Sleeping.

654
00:45:34,686 --> 00:45:35,619
Dead end.

655
00:46:07,384 --> 00:46:08,385
- Hey.
- Hi.

656
00:46:10,454 --> 00:46:11,656
$50.55.

657
00:46:13,524 --> 00:46:14,425
Fuck.

658
00:46:16,093 --> 00:46:17,461
<i>You have one job,</i>

659
00:46:18,362 --> 00:46:21,598
<i>don't let me go anywhere
without my purse, okay?</i>

660
00:47:01,271 --> 00:47:04,975
Ma'am, you the owner of this vehicle?

661
00:47:05,710 --> 00:47:07,344
Oh, shit.

662
00:48:00,364 --> 00:48:03,433
- Oh, sorry, sorry.
- Yeah, yeah.

663
00:48:03,467 --> 00:48:05,068
You got to hold on to something.

664
00:48:06,236 --> 00:48:09,339
Yeah, hold on to something.

665
00:48:24,822 --> 00:48:26,256
Do you have a problem?

666
00:48:29,526 --> 00:48:30,494
I saw,

667
00:48:31,729 --> 00:48:34,331
like, a big picture of a man,

668
00:48:35,232 --> 00:48:39,069
and he had color
in his skin like, like yours.

669
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,607
Huh?

670
00:48:46,678 --> 00:48:48,780
The color of skin
was like yours.

671
00:48:51,716 --> 00:48:52,750
What happened to it?

672
00:48:53,818 --> 00:48:56,854
Nothing happened to it.
What happened to yours?

673
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:11,501
Hey, uh,

674
00:49:12,670 --> 00:49:13,671
nice knowing you.

675
00:49:14,839 --> 00:49:17,307
Yeah, whatever.

676
00:49:37,628 --> 00:49:39,864
So many different kinds
of people in the world.

677
00:49:41,632 --> 00:49:43,533
Fuck them, fuck them all.

678
00:49:48,538 --> 00:49:50,607
You mean, stick my penis
in all their vaginas?

679
00:49:50,641 --> 00:49:51,909
I don't know if I'll have time.

680
00:50:01,318 --> 00:50:02,854
<i>Doors closing.</i>

681
00:50:02,887 --> 00:50:05,222
That's fucking funny, you are...

682
00:50:07,324 --> 00:50:08,793
Penis in all of them.

683
00:50:10,928 --> 00:50:12,529
<i>Doors open on the left.</i>

684
00:50:13,497 --> 00:50:14,866
Hey,
what are you doing right now?

685
00:50:16,299 --> 00:50:19,403
<i>Standing passengers, please
do not lean against the doors.</i>

686
00:50:19,436 --> 00:50:20,370
Not much.

687
00:50:29,312 --> 00:50:30,948
I'm not nuts.

688
00:50:30,982 --> 00:50:32,984
Why, why am I here?

689
00:50:33,017 --> 00:50:34,418
Why did you bring me here?

690
00:50:34,451 --> 00:50:35,987
Okay, all I was do... I... I...

691
00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:37,789
Is it... What is this about?

692
00:50:37,822 --> 00:50:39,891
Because I don't know,
no one's telling me anything.

693
00:50:39,924 --> 00:50:42,626
I just got in a car, I got here,
thank you for the donut.

694
00:50:42,660 --> 00:50:45,495
I'm trying to be cooperative,
but no one is fucking telling me anything.

695
00:50:45,529 --> 00:50:48,766
- I didn't do a Go... I didn't do a God damn thing.
- Doctor Albrecht.

696
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,568
- Yeah, doctor.
- I had a Ms. Cruisemark

697
00:50:51,601 --> 00:50:53,771
- said you assaulted...
- Assaulted?

698
00:50:53,805 --> 00:50:55,973
- That's a lie.
- Excuse me, uh,

699
00:50:56,007 --> 00:50:58,843
Ms. Budusky, Clarke Gillespie,

700
00:50:58,876 --> 00:51:01,244
Gillespie, Gillespie and Simon.

701
00:51:01,278 --> 00:51:02,212
Is that a band?

702
00:51:03,346 --> 00:51:04,281
Law firm.

703
00:51:06,918 --> 00:51:09,821
I'll take it from here,
detective, thank you.

704
00:51:09,854 --> 00:51:11,555
She violated
an order of protection...

705
00:51:11,588 --> 00:51:14,659
Is the issuer pressing charges?

706
00:51:14,692 --> 00:51:19,596
- Issuer?
- The guy who filed the order, is he pressing charges?

707
00:51:19,629 --> 00:51:21,364
I'm getting
her side of the story

708
00:51:21,398 --> 00:51:23,000
and then I'll be calling him.

709
00:51:23,034 --> 00:51:25,670
Well, it's actually
illegal to hold her here

710
00:51:25,703 --> 00:51:28,505
if he's not pressing charges.

711
00:51:28,538 --> 00:51:30,340
I think you should go
call him now.

712
00:51:34,544 --> 00:51:35,747
Yeah, why don't you do that?

713
00:51:54,464 --> 00:51:55,666
You don't look like an attorney.

714
00:51:57,534 --> 00:52:01,973
I'm not, I'm a private investigator
hired by Dennis Benedict.

715
00:52:03,908 --> 00:52:06,376
Benedict, still a dick.

716
00:52:07,444 --> 00:52:09,914
Yeah, I heard that one before,
I'm his brother.

717
00:52:12,717 --> 00:52:13,651
Great.

718
00:52:14,518 --> 00:52:16,921
He says you took
a child this morning.

719
00:52:16,954 --> 00:52:19,090
- Where is he?
- Tom.

720
00:52:19,123 --> 00:52:23,593
- Please, please, let me get out of here and find him.
- I just...

721
00:52:25,930 --> 00:52:27,832
Just tell me where he is
and I'll pick him up.

722
00:52:28,900 --> 00:52:31,368
I'm not going to tell you shit.

723
00:52:31,401 --> 00:52:33,771
You're not a lawyer and you're probably
not a private investigator either.

724
00:52:33,805 --> 00:52:36,941
Yeah, you know you're an
extremely lucky lady, Ms. Budusky,

725
00:52:36,974 --> 00:52:39,643
the police don't know you
kidnapped a child this morning.

726
00:52:39,677 --> 00:52:42,113
Federal offense,
you know why they don't know?

727
00:52:42,146 --> 00:52:44,347
Because your brother
wants to fuck me again?

728
00:52:46,117 --> 00:52:47,084
More or less.

729
00:52:48,418 --> 00:52:49,887
Where is the child now?

730
00:52:49,921 --> 00:52:52,322
- Not a child.
- What do you mean?

731
00:52:53,024 --> 00:52:57,762
I mean, he ages four years
every hour on the hour.

732
00:53:03,768 --> 00:53:07,571
I... I saw, I saw a special
on the news about that.

733
00:53:07,604 --> 00:53:09,539
- 2020, about that aging disease, that's fine.
- No.

734
00:53:09,573 --> 00:53:11,976
That's progeria, that's a genetic
disease, is not what this is.

735
00:53:12,910 --> 00:53:14,712
Dennis didn't tell you?

736
00:53:14,745 --> 00:53:17,114
- Well, he said he had a rare disorder.
- Yeah.

737
00:53:18,615 --> 00:53:23,120
This child was born
at 4:44 this morning,

738
00:53:23,154 --> 00:53:25,656
and, at exactly 5:44,

739
00:53:25,690 --> 00:53:27,591
he literally turned
into a four year old boy,

740
00:53:28,525 --> 00:53:30,995
and, at 6:44, he turned
into an eight year old,

741
00:53:31,028 --> 00:53:32,997
and, at 7:44,
he turned into a 12 year old,

742
00:53:33,030 --> 00:53:34,431
- and I know...
- Wait, what do you mean?

743
00:53:34,464 --> 00:53:35,666
...that this sounds impossible,

744
00:53:35,700 --> 00:53:37,034
but it's not impossible,

745
00:53:37,068 --> 00:53:40,037
it is happening,
right now, to him,

746
00:53:40,972 --> 00:53:43,341
and I fucking left him.

747
00:53:44,474 --> 00:53:45,408
I left him,

748
00:53:46,476 --> 00:53:48,813
- just as... I... I need to,
- Okay.

749
00:53:48,846 --> 00:53:50,181
I need to find him.

750
00:53:50,214 --> 00:53:52,683
Yeah, you need
to tell me where he is,

751
00:53:52,717 --> 00:53:55,887
- and I'll go get him.
- I'm not crazy.

752
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,122
Uh, just tell me where he is.

753
00:54:00,191 --> 00:54:03,828
- Ma'am...
- Don't ma'am me, fuck face,

754
00:54:03,861 --> 00:54:06,797
just get me out of here
and I will take you to him.

755
00:54:06,831 --> 00:54:09,000
You know, it's not
going to be that easy, you...

756
00:54:10,167 --> 00:54:13,503
He's not
pressing charges this time.

757
00:54:13,536 --> 00:54:14,437
Then again.

758
00:54:15,505 --> 00:54:16,908
Let's get out of here.

759
00:54:16,941 --> 00:54:18,575
Tom must be going
out of his mind by now.

760
00:54:21,212 --> 00:54:25,016
Oh, yeah!

761
00:55:10,861 --> 00:55:13,164
Hey, where did your friend go?

762
00:55:13,197 --> 00:55:14,865
- You're out too?
- I'm out,

763
00:55:14,899 --> 00:55:15,967
- but I'm definitely in,
- Fifteen.

764
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,034
you know what I'm saying?

765
00:55:19,103 --> 00:55:20,905
Yeah, we're heading back
to where she parked the van

766
00:55:20,938 --> 00:55:21,872
to pick him up.

767
00:55:23,540 --> 00:55:24,474
Okay.

768
00:55:25,876 --> 00:55:28,245
- Putting him on speaker phone.
- Yeah, knock yourself out.

769
00:55:28,279 --> 00:55:32,717
- <i>Oh, shit, I dropped the phone...</i>
- You're on speakerphone, Dennis.

770
00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:35,219
<i>Okay, Jess, um,
now listen to me, um,</i>

771
00:55:35,252 --> 00:55:36,187
you, uh,

772
00:55:37,321 --> 00:55:39,090
you're in a lot of trouble.

773
00:55:39,123 --> 00:55:40,992
You're about, um,
five seconds away

774
00:55:41,025 --> 00:55:43,626
- from having an FBI SWAT team on your ass.
- <i>Sounds hot.</i>

775
00:55:43,661 --> 00:55:46,596
<i>It, this isn't a joke.
It's, it, it's no joke.</i>

776
00:55:46,629 --> 00:55:49,532
Can you, um, can you, uh,
take the phone off speaker

777
00:55:49,566 --> 00:55:51,534
<i>so I can say something
to you privately?</i>

778
00:55:52,770 --> 00:55:54,739
- <i>Please.</i>
- Fine. Give me the phone.

779
00:55:57,875 --> 00:55:59,310
Thank you.

780
00:55:59,343 --> 00:56:00,978
Oh, Jess,
this is going to sound,

781
00:56:01,012 --> 00:56:04,048
I, I don't know,
over the top, but, um,

782
00:56:05,082 --> 00:56:06,017
it's true.

783
00:56:07,351 --> 00:56:08,518
I love you.

784
00:56:10,855 --> 00:56:11,889
Dennis?

785
00:56:11,922 --> 00:56:12,990
Damn.

786
00:56:14,925 --> 00:56:16,093
You shouldn't have done that.

787
00:56:17,895 --> 00:56:19,730
His head is
so far up his own ass,

788
00:56:19,764 --> 00:56:21,332
I bet you $100 bucks
he's in the middle

789
00:56:21,365 --> 00:56:23,801
of a five minute monologue
and he hasn't even noticed

790
00:56:23,834 --> 00:56:24,802
that I hung up.

791
00:56:26,137 --> 00:56:29,340
I was nominated
prom king and, you know,

792
00:56:29,373 --> 00:56:31,608
this... it felt nice, you know?

793
00:56:31,641 --> 00:56:33,643
No, no, you've got him pegged.

794
00:56:35,179 --> 00:56:37,614
There, there, there, there,
that's the lot, here it is.

795
00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:40,985
- Hold on, lady.
- What? Hurry up please.

796
00:56:41,018 --> 00:56:43,553
Let's... just hold on,
I got to park.

797
00:56:45,222 --> 00:56:48,793
Oh, this fucking...
Jesus Christ. Tom!

798
00:56:53,931 --> 00:56:55,032
Fucking cheese balls.

799
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:57,802
He took my purse.

800
00:56:58,869 --> 00:57:00,104
Stole your purse?

801
00:57:00,137 --> 00:57:01,972
No, he's looking for me.

802
00:57:02,006 --> 00:57:04,141
God, I'm such a shitty shit,

803
00:57:04,175 --> 00:57:05,943
why did I do...

804
00:57:05,976 --> 00:57:07,778
- Why did I leave him?
- Look, if he is

805
00:57:07,812 --> 00:57:10,314
looking for you,
he's bound to come back here.

806
00:57:10,347 --> 00:57:12,817
He doesn't know his right
from his left, Carl.

807
00:57:13,851 --> 00:57:15,585
Carl, please.

808
00:57:16,987 --> 00:57:18,689
He is lost out there,

809
00:57:18,722 --> 00:57:20,257
he will be 60 years old soon,

810
00:57:20,291 --> 00:57:22,760
and I need to find him

811
00:57:22,793 --> 00:57:25,062
before he, before...

812
00:57:26,030 --> 00:57:28,099
Please, God, please.

813
00:57:28,132 --> 00:57:31,035
- You know, if I find him, I'm taking you both back.
- Whatever, fine,

814
00:57:31,068 --> 00:57:32,002
just let's go.

815
00:57:55,693 --> 00:57:56,626
You okay there?

816
00:57:58,829 --> 00:57:59,597
Well,

817
00:58:01,198 --> 00:58:03,801
apparently my butt
has a hole in it.

818
00:58:05,769 --> 00:58:07,104
Something came out of it,

819
00:58:09,106 --> 00:58:10,274
and now I feel pretty good.

820
00:58:17,047 --> 00:58:18,015
Okay.

821
00:58:25,422 --> 00:58:26,423
- Hi.
- Hey.

822
00:58:26,457 --> 00:58:28,325
- Hi. Hey.
- Hey.

823
00:58:28,359 --> 00:58:30,427
These are friends of mine,
came while you were indisposed.

824
00:58:30,461 --> 00:58:33,297
- Uh, Nevada?
- Uh, I'm Jody-Ann.

825
00:58:33,330 --> 00:58:35,132
Terrible of me. This is Nevada,

826
00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:38,102
and this is Jody-Ann.

827
00:58:38,135 --> 00:58:40,104
Hi. Hi, it's nice
to meet you both.

828
00:58:40,137 --> 00:58:42,273
Brother, you look like
you aged five years in there.

829
00:58:42,306 --> 00:58:44,408
Four, actually.
What are you doing here?

830
00:58:44,441 --> 00:58:45,843
It's, uh, poker.

831
00:58:46,944 --> 00:58:49,880
- Never played? It's easy.
- No.

832
00:58:49,914 --> 00:58:52,116
Trying to get the best hand
out of five cards.

833
00:58:52,149 --> 00:58:55,019
You beat the other guy if you try
to see in line with what they get.

834
00:58:58,255 --> 00:58:59,924
- You're all in.
- What does that?

835
00:58:59,957 --> 00:59:01,492
"All in" means all
of those chips, he's betting

836
00:59:01,525 --> 00:59:02,927
every chip
he has in front of him.

837
00:59:03,994 --> 00:59:05,996
He wants me to think
he has the better hand.

838
00:59:06,030 --> 00:59:08,332
- You see, I played old Schmitty here...
- Okay are we playing here

839
00:59:08,365 --> 00:59:09,500
or are we whispering
sweet nothings?

840
00:59:09,533 --> 00:59:11,902
He raise
his eyebrows excessively.

841
00:59:11,936 --> 00:59:13,504
He isn't telling the truth.

842
00:59:13,537 --> 00:59:15,272
Go ahead, you tell me,

843
00:59:15,306 --> 00:59:16,941
is he raising
his eyebrows right now?

844
00:59:17,841 --> 00:59:19,843
Look at him, look at him.

845
00:59:20,878 --> 00:59:23,847
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's... he is d...

846
00:59:23,881 --> 00:59:26,283
Okay, okay, okay.
Now, watch this, watch this.

847
00:59:26,317 --> 00:59:27,318
I call, show them.

848
00:59:27,351 --> 00:59:29,086
Full house.

849
00:59:29,119 --> 00:59:31,855
- Mother fucker.
- Is that bad?

850
00:59:31,889 --> 00:59:33,457
- You said he was raising his eyebrows.
- I, I...

851
00:59:33,490 --> 00:59:34,892
- I thought he wa...
- He was.

852
00:59:34,925 --> 00:59:36,093
...saw his eyebrows raise.

853
00:59:36,126 --> 00:59:37,228
Yeah, I saw it too.

854
00:59:37,261 --> 00:59:38,796
See, old Schmitty here,

855
00:59:38,829 --> 00:59:40,197
smart mother fucker that he is,

856
00:59:40,231 --> 00:59:41,865
he knows his own tell,

857
00:59:41,899 --> 00:59:43,968
and he knew
that I knew his tell,

858
00:59:44,001 --> 00:59:46,770
but, you see, he knew that I
didn't know that he knew his tell.

859
00:59:46,804 --> 00:59:49,540
So he faked me out,
by purposely doing his tell

860
00:59:49,573 --> 00:59:51,041
so I'd think he's lying

861
00:59:51,075 --> 00:59:52,109
and he was actually
telling the truth,

862
00:59:52,142 --> 00:59:53,477
that he had a good hand,

863
00:59:53,510 --> 00:59:55,512
so that I'd give
him all my fucking money.

864
00:59:57,114 --> 00:59:58,949
It is my money,
I mean, that you're...

865
00:59:58,983 --> 01:00:01,051
Well your money,
my... our, our money, okay?

866
01:00:03,187 --> 01:00:04,989
So, people, people lie?

867
01:00:05,022 --> 01:00:06,924
- No.
- No, people don't lie.

868
01:00:06,957 --> 01:00:09,793
- They don't.
- People lie so fucking much these days,

869
01:00:09,827 --> 01:00:12,796
they don't even know they're lying anymore.

870
01:00:12,830 --> 01:00:16,100
- Like, like this, this phone, big fucking lie.
- Can I see that?

871
01:00:16,133 --> 01:00:17,568
It's a... it's like a,

872
01:00:17,601 --> 01:00:19,169
a funnel of bullshit
all day long.

873
01:00:19,203 --> 01:00:20,838
I thought we were playing
a game, you know,

874
01:00:20,871 --> 01:00:22,373
the action is on you.

875
01:00:22,406 --> 01:00:24,275
Tom, are you okay there?

876
01:00:24,308 --> 01:00:26,343
I, I, um, I'm,

877
01:00:26,377 --> 01:00:29,280
I'm just, um.

878
01:00:29,313 --> 01:00:32,182
- I...
- I s..., I swear to God, he looks like he aged

879
01:00:32,216 --> 01:00:34,885
five fucking years
since he left the john.

880
01:00:34,918 --> 01:00:36,920
Can we change
the subject, please?

881
01:00:37,921 --> 01:00:39,523
If you had a week to live,
what would you do?

882
01:00:39,556 --> 01:00:40,591
Not this.

883
01:00:40,624 --> 01:00:42,359
I'd rob a bank. Go to Vegas.

884
01:00:42,393 --> 01:00:43,527
I'm going for a cigarette.

885
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,462
Just for the excitement,

886
01:00:45,496 --> 01:00:47,798
and to finance my week
of fucking and doing blow.

887
01:00:48,599 --> 01:00:50,367
Is that what life is?

888
01:00:50,401 --> 01:00:52,569
Eating, drinking,
smoking, humping?

889
01:00:52,603 --> 01:00:55,039
That's what life is,
eating, drinking,

890
01:00:55,072 --> 01:00:57,074
sucking, fucking, he's right.

891
01:00:57,107 --> 01:00:59,276
No, he's not.

892
01:00:59,310 --> 01:01:01,545
It's another country
where you're from.

893
01:01:01,578 --> 01:01:03,414
Okay, Socrates.

894
01:01:03,447 --> 01:01:04,548
You tell us what life is about.

895
01:01:04,581 --> 01:01:06,517
- Here it comes.
- Cards.

896
01:01:06,550 --> 01:01:09,887
Yeah,
as a matter of fact, it is.

897
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,355
Because the veiled truth

898
01:01:11,388 --> 01:01:14,258
is that life is a packaged

899
01:01:14,291 --> 01:01:16,260
consumer transaction.

900
01:01:16,293 --> 01:01:18,228
This little game

901
01:01:18,262 --> 01:01:20,531
you playfully feed off
one another

902
01:01:20,564 --> 01:01:24,234
is a packaged
consumer transaction.

903
01:01:24,268 --> 01:01:25,169
This is life.

904
01:01:26,570 --> 01:01:29,273
Two players,
two horrible players.

905
01:01:29,306 --> 01:01:30,240
One jack off.

906
01:01:32,109 --> 01:01:34,478
- Everything...
- Make that two jack offs.

907
01:01:34,511 --> 01:01:37,181
...and sold
to the highest bidder.

908
01:01:37,214 --> 01:01:39,583
Art, education, health care,

909
01:01:39,616 --> 01:01:41,552
things that were
initially designed

910
01:01:41,585 --> 01:01:43,587
for the betterment of mankind

911
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:45,956
are no longer created
for that purpose.

912
01:01:47,358 --> 01:01:49,993
Oh, this song,

913
01:01:50,027 --> 01:01:52,129
this movie or this book,

914
01:01:52,162 --> 01:01:54,498
or this suit or this dress,

915
01:01:54,531 --> 01:01:57,234
or this cologne,
a game, or that phone,

916
01:01:57,267 --> 01:01:59,436
- this will enhance your life...
- Need my phone back.

917
01:01:59,470 --> 01:02:01,905
- ...or enrich your experience.
- What?

918
01:02:02,639 --> 01:02:05,342
Can I... I, I just want to,
I want to keep it.

919
01:02:05,376 --> 01:02:07,177
No, you weirdo, it's mine.

920
01:02:09,179 --> 01:02:12,049
Screen, upon screen,
upon screen.

921
01:02:14,952 --> 01:02:16,420
Nobody is here.

922
01:02:17,554 --> 01:02:18,422
Here.

923
01:02:20,190 --> 01:02:23,527
We're all just
transactional creatures.

924
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:26,063
Oh, now I get it.

925
01:02:28,232 --> 01:02:30,100
Hey, can I ask you?

926
01:02:30,134 --> 01:02:31,068
Sure.

927
01:02:32,169 --> 01:02:35,639
You got... you got one,
you got one day to, to live,

928
01:02:35,673 --> 01:02:39,510
just out of curiosity, I'd, I...
I'd like to know, what would you do?

929
01:02:39,543 --> 01:02:41,211
One day to live?

930
01:02:41,245 --> 01:02:42,479
That's easy, my friend.

931
01:02:43,981 --> 01:02:45,115
I'd fuck.

932
01:02:45,149 --> 01:02:47,518
There you go.

933
01:02:47,551 --> 01:02:48,485
Join the club.

934
01:02:49,486 --> 01:02:51,588
Well, I'd really like
to try that sometime.

935
01:02:55,259 --> 01:02:56,560
Tom, aren't you
like 50 something?

936
01:02:57,461 --> 01:03:00,063
Uh, 60 something now.

937
01:03:03,567 --> 01:03:05,302
Here is a nice couple.

938
01:03:06,470 --> 01:03:09,239
Yeah. Go easy on him.

939
01:03:13,745 --> 01:03:15,245
To be old again.

940
01:03:17,782 --> 01:03:18,683
Wait, what?

941
01:03:22,453 --> 01:03:23,554
Mind if I smoke?

942
01:03:25,657 --> 01:03:27,124
Yeah, actually I do.

943
01:03:32,329 --> 01:03:34,031
My God damn car.

944
01:03:35,165 --> 01:03:36,099
Sorry?

945
01:03:39,236 --> 01:03:40,738
I said it's my God damn car.

946
01:03:43,307 --> 01:03:44,709
Okay, then don't ask.

947
01:03:54,686 --> 01:03:56,220
Why are you doing this?

948
01:03:56,253 --> 01:03:57,521
Because I'm getting paid.

949
01:03:59,356 --> 01:04:02,125
And, uh, well,

950
01:04:03,393 --> 01:04:08,098
to get back in the, uh,

951
01:04:08,131 --> 01:04:12,035
- good graces of my mother and sister.
- Good graces.

952
01:04:12,069 --> 01:04:13,003
Huh.

953
01:04:15,072 --> 01:04:16,306
You must have fucked up, then.

954
01:04:21,779 --> 01:04:25,582
If your mom and your sister
are pissed at you.

955
01:04:26,517 --> 01:04:27,518
Yeah, well...

956
01:04:29,453 --> 01:04:30,521
Family is family.

957
01:04:31,522 --> 01:04:32,456
Sometimes...

958
01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:39,029
Sometimes family fucks you up,
sometimes you fuck up family.

959
01:04:42,633 --> 01:04:43,701
What did you do?

960
01:04:49,807 --> 01:04:52,543
Wha... what did you do
to get a restraining order

961
01:04:52,576 --> 01:04:53,745
slapped on you?

962
01:04:55,379 --> 01:04:56,647
I'll tell you if you tell me.

963
01:05:01,184 --> 01:05:02,119
After you.

964
01:05:04,254 --> 01:05:05,422
I, um,

965
01:05:07,157 --> 01:05:08,693
tried to run over
somebody with my car.

966
01:05:12,229 --> 01:05:13,530
- Interesting.
- Yep.

967
01:05:15,900 --> 01:05:16,834
And?

968
01:05:18,201 --> 01:05:22,506
Why, pray tell, did you try to
run someone over with your car?

969
01:05:22,539 --> 01:05:24,508
Huh, um...

970
01:05:28,478 --> 01:05:29,814
We were together,

971
01:05:33,216 --> 01:05:34,585
and we were going
to have a baby,

972
01:05:34,618 --> 01:05:35,552
but, um,

973
01:05:36,688 --> 01:05:38,155
it didn't happen.

974
01:05:38,188 --> 01:05:39,256
And...

975
01:05:40,792 --> 01:05:43,661
I went a little nuts,

976
01:05:43,695 --> 01:05:45,329
and he left me

977
01:05:46,698 --> 01:05:48,231
as I was going a little nuts,

978
01:05:48,265 --> 01:05:49,366
and...

979
01:05:51,268 --> 01:05:52,502
I found him,

980
01:05:52,536 --> 01:05:54,171
he wouldn't let me see him,

981
01:05:54,204 --> 01:05:58,241
so I decided to try
and run him over.

982
01:05:58,275 --> 01:05:59,209
And that's it.

983
01:06:00,377 --> 01:06:01,445
That's what I did.

984
01:06:03,447 --> 01:06:06,316
Well, I'm sure there is
more sordid details

985
01:06:06,350 --> 01:06:07,852
you're not telling me.

986
01:06:10,420 --> 01:06:12,790
Oh, we can get to those later,
Carl, because you're up.

987
01:06:17,561 --> 01:06:21,632
You must've done something
pretty cray-cray, I guess.

988
01:06:29,373 --> 01:06:30,775
Well,

989
01:06:30,808 --> 01:06:31,743
I, um,

990
01:06:34,779 --> 01:06:37,280
my father was in a,

991
01:06:37,314 --> 01:06:38,750
a pretty bad car accident

992
01:06:38,783 --> 01:06:40,517
when I was in my 20s,

993
01:06:40,550 --> 01:06:46,223
and he was in a coma for,
for a really long time.

994
01:06:46,256 --> 01:06:47,224
And...

995
01:06:50,394 --> 01:06:53,263
Uh, I decided it was better
that he not be hooked up

996
01:06:53,296 --> 01:06:55,465
to all those machines
for God knows how long.

997
01:06:57,669 --> 01:06:58,435
So,

998
01:06:59,636 --> 01:07:01,505
guess you could say
I unplugged him.

999
01:07:03,273 --> 01:07:04,942
I was really high
at the time, too.

1000
01:07:07,244 --> 01:07:09,681
My family wanted
to press charges.

1001
01:07:09,714 --> 01:07:10,715
My own mother.

1002
01:07:13,550 --> 01:07:14,618
And, um,

1003
01:07:16,721 --> 01:07:20,457
and Dennis got them,
my mother and sister, to reconsider.

1004
01:07:24,796 --> 01:07:28,265
But my own family thinks I
murdered my old man, I'm a bum,

1005
01:07:30,333 --> 01:07:31,635
I'm an alcoholic.

1006
01:07:32,636 --> 01:07:35,439
I am. I'm recovering though.

1007
01:07:37,541 --> 01:07:40,912
And, um, guess, um, that's,

1008
01:07:43,014 --> 01:07:44,514
that's the story.

1009
01:07:45,950 --> 01:07:47,685
That's the story, morning glory.

1010
01:07:49,586 --> 01:07:50,988
That's the word, hummingbird.

1011
01:07:55,292 --> 01:07:58,628
Oh, that last bit is from a
musical I was in at high school.

1012
01:08:01,933 --> 01:08:04,434
Popped into my head,
don't know where that came from.

1013
01:08:05,335 --> 01:08:07,839
I, I didn't have you pegged
for a musical theater guy.

1014
01:08:10,607 --> 01:08:11,676
Yeah, well,

1015
01:08:12,710 --> 01:08:13,778
it's where the girls were.

1016
01:08:20,417 --> 01:08:21,351
Well,

1017
01:08:25,656 --> 01:08:27,257
sounds to me, Carl, like,

1018
01:08:28,726 --> 01:08:30,260
you actually did a good thing.

1019
01:08:31,963 --> 01:08:33,965
I don't know,
sometimes I think I did,

1020
01:08:33,998 --> 01:08:35,666
sometimes I think I didn't.

1021
01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:37,467
I don't, I don't really know
anymore, I don't...

1022
01:08:38,770 --> 01:08:40,570
I don't care,
it was a long time ago.

1023
01:08:40,604 --> 01:08:42,974
Yeah, I don't know about that,
it sounds like y...

1024
01:08:43,007 --> 01:08:44,075
you still care.

1025
01:08:44,108 --> 01:08:45,609
What the fuck do you know?

1026
01:08:57,354 --> 01:08:58,990
Ingeborg,
what time did the navy say

1027
01:08:59,023 --> 01:09:01,358
they were getting the boy's
father here in the morning?

1028
01:09:01,391 --> 01:09:02,727
<i>He's here.</i>

1029
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,361
What? Wait, what?

1030
01:09:04,394 --> 01:09:06,563
<i>The navy got him a plane</i>

1031
01:09:06,596 --> 01:09:09,566
<i>to Milwaukee
and a helicopter to here.</i>

1032
01:09:09,599 --> 01:09:10,668
Thank you, Ingeborg.

1033
01:09:11,635 --> 01:09:12,569
Can I, um...

1034
01:09:13,704 --> 01:09:14,839
Dennis Benedict?

1035
01:09:15,807 --> 01:09:16,741
Ah, no.

1036
01:09:20,878 --> 01:09:24,481
So you just like to have a garbage ass sign
on your door that says "Dennis Benedict?"

1037
01:09:25,415 --> 01:09:26,416
- Uh...
- Sit.

1038
01:09:28,585 --> 01:09:31,656
- Thanks for shaving.
- Yeah, it feels pretty good.

1039
01:09:32,556 --> 01:09:34,524
So, now what do we do?

1040
01:09:34,558 --> 01:09:35,525
Uh.

1041
01:09:40,965 --> 01:09:41,899
Wow.

1042
01:09:44,669 --> 01:09:45,970
That's sex.

1043
01:09:50,875 --> 01:09:53,476
Do you think they're
having sex across the street?

1044
01:09:54,178 --> 01:09:56,714
I, I don't know.

1045
01:09:57,715 --> 01:10:00,017
Hey, uh, I got an idea.

1046
01:10:01,551 --> 01:10:02,485
Um...

1047
01:10:04,856 --> 01:10:06,389
Uh, do you have a sailboat?

1048
01:10:07,624 --> 01:10:08,558
No.

1049
01:10:09,994 --> 01:10:11,963
You asked me that already.

1050
01:10:11,996 --> 01:10:13,630
- I did?
- Yeah, don't you remember?

1051
01:10:13,664 --> 01:10:14,799
No, I don't.

1052
01:10:16,868 --> 01:10:17,935
I really don't.

1053
01:10:20,137 --> 01:10:22,940
That's weird,
I used to remember everything.

1054
01:10:25,910 --> 01:10:27,812
Maybe sex wipes your memory.

1055
01:10:28,779 --> 01:10:31,581
You wish.

1056
01:10:35,887 --> 01:10:37,688
<i>Would you like
to go sailing with me,</i>

1057
01:10:37,722 --> 01:10:39,489
<i>maybe sail off into the sun?</i>

1058
01:10:40,658 --> 01:10:44,095
<i>That sounds
nice, maybe next time.</i>

1059
01:10:46,496 --> 01:10:48,565
<i>Yeah. Next time.</i>

1060
01:11:01,212 --> 01:11:04,148
305, 310, 315,

1061
01:11:04,181 --> 01:11:08,119
320, 325, 330, 335,

1062
01:11:08,152 --> 01:11:14,457
340, 350, 360, 370, 380...

1063
01:11:14,491 --> 01:11:16,493
Oh, I got a pack of
10s, I erased you.

1064
01:11:22,934 --> 01:11:27,805
...450, 460, 470, 480.

1065
01:11:27,838 --> 01:11:28,873
Grabowski.

1066
01:11:31,943 --> 01:11:33,945
Hey.

1067
01:11:33,978 --> 01:11:36,847
Tommy boy!

1068
01:11:36,881 --> 01:11:38,983
Tommy, the tiger.

1069
01:11:39,016 --> 01:11:40,685
I'd like my purse back.

1070
01:11:44,789 --> 01:11:45,723
Excuse me?

1071
01:11:46,824 --> 01:11:50,593
My purse, my friend's purse,

1072
01:11:50,627 --> 01:11:54,065
- I'd like it back now.
- Here.

1073
01:12:07,111 --> 01:12:09,612
I want what's in the purse.

1074
01:12:10,848 --> 01:12:12,549
My friend's phone,

1075
01:12:13,583 --> 01:12:14,986
her wallet...

1076
01:12:15,019 --> 01:12:17,221
- Play nice, Gary.
- ...her money.

1077
01:12:17,254 --> 01:12:18,621
You want me to give him a cut?

1078
01:12:21,092 --> 01:12:24,261
Okay, I'll give him a cut.

1079
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:37,675
Grabowski,

1080
01:12:39,710 --> 01:12:40,643
you...

1081
01:12:42,213 --> 01:12:47,018
it has not been nice to know.

1082
01:13:00,898 --> 01:13:03,234
I just want to tell you guys,

1083
01:13:03,267 --> 01:13:06,137
it was really nice to know you...

1084
01:13:09,874 --> 01:13:12,243
- Strange guy.
- Oh, yeah.

1085
01:13:12,276 --> 01:13:13,711
Kind of liked him.

1086
01:13:24,121 --> 01:13:25,656
May I know where
we're going, sir?

1087
01:13:30,127 --> 01:13:31,162
I don't know.

1088
01:13:33,330 --> 01:13:34,698
I'm lost.

1089
01:13:40,104 --> 01:13:42,039
Okay, no worry.

1090
01:13:42,073 --> 01:13:43,307
I think I know
where we're going.

1091
01:13:47,378 --> 01:13:48,312
Okay.

1092
01:14:16,674 --> 01:14:17,508
Hello, there.

1093
01:14:18,943 --> 01:14:21,078
- May I help you with something?
- Uh...

1094
01:14:26,784 --> 01:14:30,254
I'm looking for, um, water.

1095
01:14:32,990 --> 01:14:37,128
- What?
- A big wa... water.

1096
01:14:37,161 --> 01:14:39,930
I'm putting up
a pot of hot coffee.

1097
01:14:44,268 --> 01:14:45,336
What?

1098
01:14:46,904 --> 01:14:48,272
You made what?

1099
01:14:48,305 --> 01:14:51,909
- Coffee, hot coffee.
- No, no.

1100
01:14:53,210 --> 01:14:55,713
Enormous water.

1101
01:14:56,714 --> 01:14:58,082
Boats.

1102
01:14:59,150 --> 01:15:00,217
The lake.

1103
01:15:03,454 --> 01:15:04,922
The lake.

1104
01:15:06,357 --> 01:15:07,858
Alright then,

1105
01:15:07,892 --> 01:15:11,195
when you go out of here,
turn right,

1106
01:15:11,228 --> 01:15:13,931
turn right,
when you get to the corner,

1107
01:15:13,964 --> 01:15:16,200
turn right again,

1108
01:15:16,233 --> 01:15:18,903
and that'll take you
right to the lake.

1109
01:15:20,137 --> 01:15:23,340
Right and then right.

1110
01:15:24,341 --> 01:15:25,743
Right.

1111
01:15:25,776 --> 01:15:28,312
But my friend,

1112
01:15:28,345 --> 01:15:30,381
you really don't have to leave.

1113
01:15:31,515 --> 01:15:35,352
It's perfectly all right
for you to spend the night here.

1114
01:15:35,386 --> 01:15:36,987
Blankets are warm,

1115
01:15:37,021 --> 01:15:40,090
and I'm putting up
a pot of hot coffee.

1116
01:15:44,395 --> 01:15:45,329
I'm good.

1117
01:15:50,501 --> 01:15:51,769
Nice house.

1118
01:16:12,923 --> 01:16:18,229
Before you take me in,
I have some clothes in the van

1119
01:16:18,262 --> 01:16:21,031
that I'd like to grab,

1120
01:16:22,499 --> 01:16:23,834
if that's all right.

1121
01:16:24,868 --> 01:16:27,171
Yeah, yeah.

1122
01:17:54,024 --> 01:17:55,125
Make it quick.

1123
01:18:10,574 --> 01:18:12,142
Oh, shit.

1124
01:18:13,110 --> 01:18:14,211
- Yeah?
- <i>Hey, buddy.</i>

1125
01:18:21,085 --> 01:18:22,319
Forget something?

1126
01:18:23,921 --> 01:18:26,190
- <i>...precisely the address where you are and...</i>
- Hold on a second.

1127
01:18:26,223 --> 01:18:27,891
<i>...for you to just
kind of hang there.</i>

1128
01:18:27,925 --> 01:18:29,460
<i>Because, I need to see Jess,</i>

1129
01:18:29,493 --> 01:18:31,428
<i>and, um, look,
I need to see Jess.</i>

1130
01:18:31,462 --> 01:18:34,098
- <i>I just, so that we can...</i>
- What a... shit.

1131
01:18:34,131 --> 01:18:36,166
<i>...let me know if, uh,
I don't really have a...</i>

1132
01:18:41,638 --> 01:18:43,273
Roll down the window.

1133
01:18:45,642 --> 01:18:47,344
Nice try, what's going on?

1134
01:18:54,719 --> 01:18:57,321
Uh, my name is Tom.

1135
01:18:59,223 --> 01:19:01,558
How about letting
an old man go, huh?

1136
01:19:21,713 --> 01:19:23,447
<i>And I know we're
not always on the same page,</i>

1137
01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:25,482
<i>I get it, I know that,
you know, we've got,</i>

1138
01:19:25,516 --> 01:19:26,718
<i>we've got different
plans sometimes,</i>

1139
01:19:26,751 --> 01:19:28,118
<i>but Carl, if you could just do</i>

1140
01:19:28,152 --> 01:19:29,186
<i>one thing for me.</i>

1141
01:19:30,487 --> 01:19:31,422
<i>You there?</i>

1142
01:19:32,489 --> 01:19:33,424
<i>Carl?</i>

1143
01:19:34,491 --> 01:19:35,592
<i>Carl, what is happening?</i>

1144
01:19:35,626 --> 01:19:37,327
<i>Did you find him, is it him?</i>

1145
01:19:38,328 --> 01:19:40,264
- I let him go.
- <i>What?</i>

1146
01:19:40,297 --> 01:19:41,231
<i>You did what?</i>

1147
01:20:05,522 --> 01:20:07,124
I know where I'm taking you.

1148
01:20:08,625 --> 01:20:10,427
- Where are you taking me?
- I'm getting you on a God damn sail boat

1149
01:20:10,461 --> 01:20:11,995
if I have to steal one to do it.

1150
01:20:12,029 --> 01:20:13,430
Okay, take it easy, crazy,

1151
01:20:13,464 --> 01:20:15,199
I'm a little old
for that shit now.

1152
01:20:15,232 --> 01:20:16,400
But from the
beginning you've said...

1153
01:20:16,433 --> 01:20:18,135
I know what I said.

1154
01:20:18,168 --> 01:20:20,137
I've just got
something else in mind.

1155
01:24:30,387 --> 01:24:31,555
We made it, Tom.

1156
01:24:34,458 --> 01:24:36,326
Oh, you're going
to meet your parents.

1157
01:24:39,296 --> 01:24:40,230
Tom.

1158
01:24:43,735 --> 01:24:44,669
Tom?

1159
01:24:45,569 --> 01:24:47,739
- Taking a nap.
- Oh, good.

1160
01:24:51,042 --> 01:24:51,976
Good.

1161
01:24:53,410 --> 01:24:55,512
Yeah, it is good.

1162
01:24:58,950 --> 01:25:02,920
You were right about the
sleeping, it's really good.

1163
01:25:12,462 --> 01:25:14,799
There's something that I,

1164
01:25:18,803 --> 01:25:22,305
I, I keep forgetting to ask you.

1165
01:25:25,375 --> 01:25:26,309
What?

1166
01:25:30,014 --> 01:25:32,649
Why did you do this

1167
01:25:34,417 --> 01:25:35,720
with me?

1168
01:25:46,429 --> 01:25:47,364
I don't know.

1169
01:25:52,069 --> 01:25:53,603
Was it maybe

1170
01:25:55,505 --> 01:25:59,043
to see that guy
again in Chicago?

1171
01:25:59,076 --> 01:26:00,077
No.

1172
01:26:05,582 --> 01:26:06,516
I don't know.

1173
01:26:09,086 --> 01:26:10,021
Maybe.

1174
01:26:14,826 --> 01:26:16,526
And how did that work out?

1175
01:26:23,633 --> 01:26:25,736
Um, not so great.

1176
01:26:34,178 --> 01:26:35,579
I don't have anybody.

1177
01:26:38,415 --> 01:26:39,649
You have me.

1178
01:26:58,435 --> 01:26:59,603
I love you, Tom.

1179
01:27:02,472 --> 01:27:04,608
- What's that?
- I said I love you.

1180
01:27:04,641 --> 01:27:07,410
I heard you,
you just said it in my ear,

1181
01:27:07,444 --> 01:27:09,947
I mean, I don't know
what the word means.

1182
01:27:11,548 --> 01:27:12,582
I think you do.

1183
01:27:15,987 --> 01:27:16,988
It's this.

1184
01:27:20,691 --> 01:27:21,792
This is love?

1185
01:27:24,862 --> 01:27:25,796
Yeah.

1186
01:27:32,103 --> 01:27:33,704
Love is good.

1187
01:32:00,171 --> 01:32:04,041
- <i>Hi to those people.</i>
- <i>No, Tom, very cute, but, all right.</i>

1188
01:32:04,109 --> 01:32:07,461
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