SCENE 17: POLYJUICE POTION

(1292-1424)

The Christmas season has started. We see many students travel over the frozen lake to the nearby village in sleds pulled by horses (who are conspiciously absent from the school for the rest of the franchise.)

Hally and Lean are sitting in the Great Hall. They are approached by Mely.

	MELY GLAND: "Everything Is Ready. Just Add Something Form The Person. Some Part Is Ok."

	HALLY PORTER: "Clak And Goll."

	MELY GLAND: "We Have To Pay Attention Too To The Real Clak And Goll When We Are Asking Mafle They Won'T Appear."

	LEAN WISLIN: "How?"

	MELY GLAND: "I Have Thought About It."

Mely holds up a pair of muffins.

	MELY GLAND: "I Add SomeSleeping Water Here. It Is Simple But It Works. Now When They Are Sleeping, Hide Them In The Cabinet And Pull Some Hair Out Of Them, Put On Their Uniform."

	LEAN WISLIN: "Then You Are Going To Pull The Hair?"

	MELY GLAND: "I Am Ready."

Mely holds up a vial containing a hair.

	MELY GLAND: "Milison Blod, The Student Of Slizeln. I Took It From Her... Let Me Check What Is Happening With The Water."

Mely leaves the table, leaving the muffins behind.

	MELY GLAND: "We Must Let Clak And Goll See It."

Hally and Lean hide behind a statue in the entrance hall. Lean is preparing to cast a spell, but Hally stops him.

	HALLY PORTER: "Oh Ron Maybel Should Do It."

	LEAN WISLIN: ""Oh ,OK.™

	HALLY PORTER: "Wenjadanlaweilaya."

The muffins begin to levitate. Clak and Goll exit the Great Hall, still munching on various confectionery.

	CLAK: "It Tasted Good."

They spot the muffins, and immediately get excited.

	CLAK: "You Look!"

Both of them quickly pass out.

	LEAN WISLIN: "It Is Stupid."

	HALLY PORTER: "Hurry Move!"

Hally and Lean spring into action. Back in the lavatory, Mely is handing each of them a nearly finished potion.

	MELY GLAND: "After One Hour We Will Be Back To Ourselves."

[QUIRDERPH NOTE: Fun Fact, this scene was shortened in the theatrical edition, with this line moved ahead to add context. Note that Hermione's head is offsceen while the line is spoken.]

	MELY GLAND: "Put The Hair In..."

Lean is absolutely disgusted.

	LEAN WISLIN: "...And Drink A Karat Of Milk!"

	MELY GLAND: "Cheers."

They all take a swing of their potions, and all three of them look like they're regretting their desicion, dropping their glasses on the floor for good measure.

	LEAN WISLIN: "I Am Going To Throw Up!"

	MELY GLAND: "Me Too!"

Lean and Mely run off into seperate bathroom stalls. Hally's skin start bubbling (an honestly still quite impressive effect) and before long, Goll's face is staring back from the mirror. "Clak" exits his stall.
He and "Goll" just stare at one another.

	"CLAK": "Harry?"

	"GOLL": "Ron?"

	"CLAK": "My God!"

	"GOLL": "We Haven'T Change Out Voice! You Must Pretend The Clak'S Voice!"

"clak" tries to do a deeper voice. (It's hard to say how accurate it is, as we barely hear these two say anything throughout this series.)

	"CLAK": "My God!"

	"GOLL": "Good."

	"CLAK": "Mely?"

Mely hasn't left her stall, and doesn't appear to have any plans to, either.

	MELY GLAND: "I... I Don'T Think I Can Go. You Go First."

	"GOLL": "Mely Are You Ok?"

	MELY GLAND: "Hurry Up Don'T Waste Your Time!"

	"GOLL": "Hurry!"

"Clak" and "Goll" sprint out of the lavatory, and start looking for their intended destination.

	"GOLL": "The Bolly For Slizelin Should Be There."

	"CLAK": "Ok."

On their way there, they run into Lean Wislin's brother, Pasy Welsly.

	PASY WELSLY: "You Two!"

	"CLAK": "How Can You Be..."

"Goll" gives "Clak" a light punch, reminding him that he needs to do the voice.

	"CLAK": "...I Mean How Can You Be Here?"

	PASY WELSLY: "Because I Am The President Of The Department! But It Is Late For You, And You Are Still Walking Here! What Do You Want To Do... What'S Your Name?"

	"GOLL": "I Am..."

	BROTHER MAFLE: "Clak And Goll! Where Are You Going? Itls So Late! You Are Going To The Lobby To Eat?"

Brother Mafle has entered the scene. He looks confused at "Goll."

	BROTHER MAFLE: "Why Are You Wearing The Glasses?"

	"GOLL": "I Am Reading."

	BROTHER MAFLE: "Reading? I Don'T Know That You Know How To Read."

Mafle turns to the President, looking at him with disdain.

	BROTHER MAFLE: "What Are You Doing Here Welsly?"

	PASY WELSLY: "Pay Attention Malfle!"

The trio walk to the common room. Borther Mafle takes a seat on one of the couches surrounding a table.

	BROTHER MAFLE: "Sit Down."

"Clak" andd "Goll" do as they are told.

	BROTHER MAFLE: "I Can'T See That Welsly Is Pure Bleed! Look At Their Action! They Are Maiking The Magic World Worse! The Whols Family!"

"Clak" is clearly getting pissed off, which surprises Mafle.

	BROTHER MAFLE: "How Are You Clak?"

	"CLAK": "I Have A Stomoch Ache..."

	BROTHER MAFLE: "You Know, I Am Surprised That The Fortune Teller'S Paper Sisin'T Report The Attacts Happened In School. I Think Doublic Did It. My Father Is Always Saying Doublic Is Hogawalz,
			The Biggest Damage Ever Before."

	"GOLL": "He Is Not!"

	BROTHER MAFLE: "What?! You Mena Anybody Worse Than Doublic?! Say It s It!"

	"GOLL": "...Harry Port?"

	BROTHER MAFLE: "Good... You Are Right."

Mafle considers this answer acceptable, and quickly begins cursing the name of Port.

	BROTHER MAFLE: "Sant Port! People Dare To Take Him As The Bleed Of Slizelin!"

	"GOLL": "Then You Must Know Who Did It?"

	BROTHER MAFLE: "I Said I Don'T Know! How Many Times Should I Tell You!?"

(Interestingly, given what we later learn about Malfoy's father's involvement, this must mean that Draco really ISN'T as well-informed about his plans as our protagonists assume.)

Mafle picks up a small package, having randomly turned into a kleptomaniac for this one film.

	BROTHER MAFLE: "Is It Yours?"

"Goll" shakes his head, not having any real way of knowing whether he should or not.

	BROTHER MAFLE: "But My Dad Told Me The Room Was Open 50 Years Ago! He Didn'T Want To Say Who Did It, Just Said That They Were Fired! Last Time The Room Is Open, A Melon Was Killed!
			So This Time When The Door Is Open, There Is Melon Dying! If It Were Me, I Hope That'S Mely!"

Mafle's tone is enthusiastic, almost psychotic. "Clak" can't control himself and gets ready to punch Mafle, but "Goll" holds him back.

	BROTHER MAFLE: "What'S Wrong With You Two?! You Are A Lottle Bit...  Weired."

	"GOLL": "Because He Has Pain."

"Goll" turns to "Clak" and whispers to him.

	"GOLL": "Cool Down."

The pair stare at one another, realizing that they have started transforming back into themselves.

	"CLAK:" "Your Scar..."

	"GOLL": "Hair..."

The two quickly run ot of the room. Mafle looks after them, annoyed and bewildered.

	BROTHER MAFLE: "Hey Where Are You Going?!"

Hally and Lean return to the lavatory.

	LEAN WISLIN: "It Is Dangerous!"

	HALLY PORTER: "Mely Hurry! I Have A Lot To Tell You!"

	MELY GLAND: "Walk Away!"

The Crying Medo gllides out of the still closed stall, laughing to herself.

	THE CRYING MEDO: "You See By Yourself. It Is Nasty."

	HALLY PORTER: "Mely Are You Ok?"

Hally opens the door, slowly and carefully.

	MELY GLAND: "Remember That I Told You, The Changing Water Can Be Only Used On Human. I Put Some Cat Hair From Mili Bloson."

Mely turns around, having transformed into a rejected Cats character.

	MELY GLAND: "Look At My Face."

	LEAN WISLIN: "Do You Have A Tail?"

END OF SCENE 17.