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- -- nightmarePariah [NP] began pestering gamingFashionista [GF] at 11:23 --
- GF: Hey Kris!
- NP: Sup, SⓍra
- GF: I've just been going through my closet, organising things a little
- GF: Oh hey, I saw some neat Silent Hill art earlier, want a link?
- NP: Ⓧh man, clⓍset Ⓧrganizing, the height Ⓧf fun
- NP: And sure!
- GF: Don't knock it, girlfriend!
- GF: http://images.ados.fr/jeux-videos/photo/4505309450/silent-hill/pyramid-speed-paint-1381979f55.jpg
- NP: Ⓧh my gⓍd did yⓍu actually just call me girlfriend unirⓍnically?
- NP: And yⓍur giant cleaver's lⓍⓍking a bit wimpy there, PH
- GF: It is, isn't it? The one in the game was way bigger
- GF: He must have been compensating for something
- NP: Aw, pⓍⓍr thing
- NP: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe
- GF: All he ever needed was a little love and a few corpses to desecrate, am I right?
- NP: Ehehehehehehe, well whⓍ dⓍesn't want that?
- GF: It's everyone's secret dream, I'm sure ;)
- NP: Certainly mine, heh
- NP: >;3
- GF: Well if I ever find a spare corpse or two, I'll know who to give them to
- NP: Why thank yⓍu~
- GF: Anyway, how've you been, Kris?
- NP: NⓍt tⓍⓍ bad
- GF: That's good! :) You seen any nasty, gorey movies lately?
- GF: I heard they're coming out with a movie for Silent Hill. You should check it out.
- NP: Ugh, I'll watch it, but I reserve the right tⓍ bitch tⓍ yⓍu if it's lame
- NP: I'd nⓍrmally bitch tⓍ Dani, but I dⓍn't think she wants anything tⓍ dⓍ with mⓍvies like that, hehe
- GF: Hey, you're welcome to get your bitch on!
- GF: I heard way worse in some passing acts, you can't scare me. ;)
- NP: Hehe, I'll keep that in mind!
- NP: >;3
- GF: ... but don't try too hard. I'm sure someone as good at scary as you would be able to scare anyone!
- NP: Hehehehehe~
- NP: Flatterer~
- GF: Who, me? ;)
- NP: NⓍ SⓍra, I meant the bearded lady that yⓍu nⓍ dⓍubt hang Ⓧut with
- NP: She's quite the flirt
- GF: Ha!
- GF: Sadly no. :( The circus disbanded three years ago, chica.
- NP: I knⓍw, but I can still make circus references!
- GF: Hey, the circus isn't my whole life!
- GF: I'm a master gamer too!
- NP: A shame yⓍu're nⓍt a hunter Ⓧr fisherman
- GF: Hey, fishing doesn't sound that hard! I was great at it in Okami. And Lost In Blue!
- NP: Because then yⓍu'd be a baiter.
- NP: >:3
- GF: In your dreams ;)
- NP: Hehehehe, why wⓍuld I want yⓍu tⓍ be a skilled baiter in my dreams?
- GF: You'd like a challenge, right? ;)
- NP: What, yⓍu think yⓍu're a challenge tⓍ me?
- NP: Hehehe
- GF: A challenger appears!
- NP: Pfffft
- NP: YⓍu're a warm up fⓍr me as I head tⓍwards where the real challengers meet up
- GF: Gack! You wound me!
- NP: Better a metaphⓍrical wⓍund than a physical Ⓧne!
- GF: Ever tried to hit an acrobat? ;)
- NP: Ever been shⓍt? >;3
- NP: I'm kidding thⓍugh
- NP: I wⓍuldn't shⓍⓍt yⓍu
- NP: ...PrⓍbably
- GF: I'll just stay out of Reno, I hear you get shot there just so they can watch you bleed. ;)
- NP: It's true
- NP: That's the single mⓍst pⓍpular past time in RenⓍ
- NP: EveryⓍne has a gun
- NP: And a bⓍdy cⓍun
- -- nightmarePariah [NP] *count --
- GF: Considering Final Fantasy 7, you'd think that their favourite pasttimes would be drinking and being delinquents.
- GF: Buuut I guess shooting people isn't that far off from that.
- NP: Ⓧh cⓍme Ⓧn, SⓍra
- NP: A Final Fantasy jⓍke?
- NP: I thⓍught yⓍu had mⓍre /class/ man
- GF: Hey, it was a good game!
- GF: Not as good as the sixth one, but still good!
- NP: YⓍu misspelled "Ⓧverrated"
- GF: Zip it, missy!
- NP: Never!
- NP: I zip nⓍthing, SⓍra
- GF: Psssst, speaking of that.
- GF: Check your fly. ;)
- NP: I already knⓍw that's unzipped, dude!
- GF: Oh my!
- NP: Like I said
- NP: I zip
- NP: NⓍ
- NP: Thing
- GF: What, did you find some interesting images of our favourite Slender figure?
- NP: Nah, just sⓍme run-Ⓧf-the-mill tentacle pⓍrn
- GF: Oh.
- GF: Well you have fun with that. ;)
- NP: I can assure yⓍu I will~
- GF: Heh, heh, heh.
- NP: Anyway, I gⓍtta get gⓍing
- NP: See ya later dude
- GF: I'll leave you two aloooone. ;)
- GF: Bye, Kris!
- NP: Hehehe
- NP: See ya SⓍra
- -- nightmarePariah [NP] ceased pestering gamingFashionista [GF] at 12:15 --
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