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  8. Hold all my calls.
  9.  
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  12. Get set, fire!
  13.  
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  16. All right!
  17.  
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  20. I call it "Romper Blaster."
  21.  
  22. 5
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  24. How do you come up with this stuff?
  25.  
  26. 6
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  28. Ah, I was sick and tired of spending
  29. so much time dressing my dollies,
  30.  
  31. 7
  32. 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:07,317
  33. and I figured parents felt the same way
  34. about dressing babies.
  35.  
  36. 8
  37. 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:10,571
  38. So why not blast their clothes on?
  39.  
  40. 9
  41. 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,322
  42. Violence is so fun.
  43.  
  44. 10
  45. 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:15,909
  46. As my mentor, Dr. Stubenhaus, always said,
  47.  
  48. 11
  49. 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,120
  50. "You'd be amazed how inventive you can be
  51.  
  52. 12
  53. 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,497
  54. when you're dang sick of something."
  55.  
  56. 13
  57. 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,332
  58. Impressive, Simmons.
  59.  
  60. 14
  61. 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:25,085
  62. But market research
  63. shows only 14 percent of parents
  64.  
  65. 15
  66. 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,421
  67. are comfortable firing cannons
  68. at their babies.
  69.  
  70. 16
  71. 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:28,547
  72. This is useless.
  73.  
  74. 17
  75. 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,924
  76. Outstandingly useless.
  77.  
  78. 18
  79. 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:35,846
  80. Brava. The frontier of our dreams
  81. lies at the edge of our nightmares.
  82.  
  83. 19
  84. 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,682
  85. - What is happening at this company? Aah!
  86. - That terrible toy
  87.  
  88. 20
  89. 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,351
  90. is what this week
  91. in research and development is about.
  92.  
  93. 21
  94. 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:45,564
  95. Stop thinking.
  96. Solve problems that don't exist.
  97.  
  98. 22
  99. 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:49,860
  100. Forget about Stinkless Serum
  101. and anything else that matters.
  102.  
  103. 23
  104. 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:53,322
  105. Now is not the time
  106. to think outside the box.
  107.  
  108. 24
  109. 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:56,283
  110. This week, we smash the box.
  111.  
  112. 25
  113. 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,911
  114. And then we rebuild it. Wiser.
  115.  
  116. 26
  117. 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:01,246
  118. Boss Baby!
  119.  
  120. 27
  121. 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:04,416
  122. How are you smashing the box?
  123.  
  124. 28
  125. 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,835
  126. Mentally? Spiritually?
  127.  
  128. 29
  129. 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:10,505
  130. Eh... sledgehammerly?
  131.  
  132. 30
  133. 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:13,884
  134. You fail to grasp the spirit
  135. of "Smash the Box."
  136.  
  137. 31
  138. 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:15,552
  139. Disappointing.
  140.  
  141. 32
  142. 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,723
  143. Ma'am, wait!
  144. Just point me at the box you want smashed!
  145.  
  146. 33
  147. 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,806
  148. What's this?
  149.  
  150. 34
  151. 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:25,354
  152. Oopsie Baby Booster,
  153. the Chair Safety Warning System.
  154.  
  155. 35
  156. 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:27,481
  157. It's not quite ready yet.
  158.  
  159. 36
  160. 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,942
  161. Oopsie!
  162. Baby's falling off the chair.
  163.  
  164. 37
  165. 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,110
  166. Seems to work fine.
  167.  
  168. 38
  169. 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,862
  170. Seems to.
  171.  
  172. 39
  173. 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:36,657
  174. - But if the baby leans too far...
  175. - Simmons!
  176.  
  177. 40
  178. 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,993
  179. Turtleneck always loves your work.
  180. Throw me a crumb, anything.
  181.  
  182. 41
  183. 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,286
  184. Uh, we're good here.
  185.  
  186. 42
  187. 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:43,747
  188. Maybe you can smash boxes
  189. in your department.
  190.  
  191. 43
  192. 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:47,459
  193. Field operations doesn't have boxes,
  194. just assorted paperwork.
  195.  
  196. 44
  197. 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,836
  198. The odd manila file folder and...
  199.  
  200. 45
  201. 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:53,799
  202. Wait a minute! I know how to seize
  203. the inside track on becoming the next CEO!
  204.  
  205. 46
  206. 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:54,716
  207. Look at me.
  208.  
  209. 47
  210. 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,927
  211. - I'm an Oopsie Baby.
  212. - Oopsie!
  213.  
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  215. 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,096
  216. Don't lean too far!
  217.  
  218. 49
  219. 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,264
  220. Baby's falling off the chair.
  221.  
  222. 50
  223. 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:05,727
  224. Still working on the Consequence matrix.
  225.  
  226. 51
  227. 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:09,398
  228. That was awesome.
  229. What else you got?
  230.  
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  233. Free business tip:
  234.  
  235. 53
  236. 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:15,612
  237. there's no better way to impress a boss
  238. than being proactive.
  239.  
  240. 54
  241. 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:18,782
  242. Like that time I cleaned my room
  243. without Mom and Dad asking.
  244.  
  245. 55
  246. 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,326
  247. That never happened.
  248.  
  249. 56
  250. 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,995
  251. Templeton, meet the Lonesome Files,
  252.  
  253. 57
  254. 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:27,499
  255. the most frustrating, difficult
  256. company problems you can imagine.
  257.  
  258. 58
  259. 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,292
  260. And I'm going to solve them all.
  261.  
  262. 59
  263. 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,129
  264. Sounds hard and boring.
  265. We should just invent stuff.
  266.  
  267. 60
  268. 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:36,091
  269. Like this thing Simmons gave me.
  270. No idea what it does, but it looks cool.
  271.  
  272. 61
  273. 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,052
  274. - Rain check. This is... ow!
  275. - Whoa! Sorry.
  276.  
  277. 62
  278. 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,929
  279. Is your punching box through?
  280.  
  281. 63
  282. 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,390
  283. Who's to say?
  284. Mysteries of science, really.
  285.  
  286. 64
  287. 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:44,807
  288. Let's see.
  289.  
  290. 65
  291. 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:48,812
  292. Lost toys, anti-baby activists.
  293.  
  294. 66
  295. 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,565
  296. Ah! A classic puzzler.
  297.  
  298. 67
  299. 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:55,277
  300. Grumpy Baby Grump-Grump,
  301. the baby who will not smile.
  302.  
  303. 68
  304. 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:59,030
  305. He doesn't smile for pictures.
  306. He doesn't laugh from tickles.
  307.  
  308. 69
  309. 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:02,451
  310. He sits in the yard all day
  311. and just growls.
  312.  
  313. 70
  314. 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,619
  315. A tragic case.
  316.  
  317. 71
  318. 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:09,833
  319. Likes gummy duckies, pat-a-cake.
  320. Dislikes noise, big sister. That's it.
  321.  
  322. 72
  323. 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:13,336
  324. About as helpful as handlebars on oatmeal.
  325. Let's pay him a visit.
  326.  
  327. 73
  328. 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:16,173
  329. Okay, Grump-Grump.
  330.  
  331. 74
  332. 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,301
  333. We need to get you laughing again.
  334.  
  335. 75
  336. 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,970
  337. So allow me to present a comedy joke.
  338.  
  339. 76
  340. 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,264
  341. He's a baby. They don't understand jokes.
  342.  
  343. 77
  344. 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,849
  345. This one has a physical punchline,
  346.  
  347. 78
  348. 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:29,269
  349. therefore a high-yield laughter rate
  350. in babies three to 14 months.
  351.  
  352. 79
  353. 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,604
  354. Ahem.
  355.  
  356. 80
  357. 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:33,356
  358. What do you call a... ow!
  359.  
  360. 81
  361. 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,400
  362. - Templeton!
  363. - That's funny.
  364.  
  365. 82
  366. 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,360
  367. It's... oh!
  368.  
  369. 83
  370. 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,740
  371. It's not working, Templeton.
  372.  
  373. 84
  374. 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,576
  375. If that didn't make him laugh,
  376. nothing will.
  377.  
  378. 85
  379. 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:47,245
  380. Ah, but you didn't let me finish my joke.
  381.  
  382. 86
  383. 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:48,871
  384. Ahem.
  385.  
  386. 87
  387. 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:52,167
  388. What do you call "a low-flying waterfowl"?
  389.  
  390. 88
  391. 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,251
  392. Duck!
  393.  
  394. 89
  395. 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,547
  396. Too intellectual. Noted.
  397.  
  398. 90
  399. 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:58,924
  400. Ooh!
  401.  
  402. 91
  403. 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,218
  404. Templeton!
  405.  
  406. 92
  407. 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,554
  408. "Smash the box"?
  409. That doesn't mean anything.
  410.  
  411. 93
  412. 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,972
  413. Or does it mean everything?
  414.  
  415. 94
  416. 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,850
  417. Unbox yourself, brain. Gah!
  418.  
  419. 95
  420. 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,978
  421. Gigi's coming to get you
  422. for a family meeting. Look innocent.
  423.  
  424. 96
  425. 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,607
  426. You really don't have to do this, Gigi.
  427.  
  428. 97
  429. 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:17,484
  430. Summer's over before you know it.
  431.  
  432. 98
  433. 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:20,570
  434. I can't go without leaving this family
  435. with one final gift.
  436.  
  437. 99
  438. 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,031
  439. A fully potty-trained baby.
  440.  
  441. 100
  442. 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,660
  443. - Potty training is the worst.
  444. - Don't you think he's too young?
  445.  
  446. 101
  447. 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,996
  448. I potty-trained Ted at this age,
  449. and he turned out great.
  450.  
  451. 102
  452. 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:35,252
  453. I'm the Pineapple Pro-feth-or!
  454.  
  455. 103
  456. 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:38,129
  457. Pineapples contain the protein bromelain,
  458.  
  459. 104
  460. 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,090
  461. great for tenderizing meat.
  462.  
  463. 105
  464. 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:43,134
  465. - I don't know.
  466. - No, that's really true about pineapples.
  467.  
  468. 106
  469. 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:46,555
  470. - The potty training, Ted.
  471. - Well, might be nice.
  472.  
  473. 107
  474. 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,932
  475. Remember how hard it was
  476. to potty-train Tim?
  477.  
  478. 108
  479. 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:53,144
  480. So much. Everywhere.
  481.  
  482. 109
  483. 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,899
  484. - All right, if you think you can.
  485. - Oh, I guarantee it.
  486.  
  487. 110
  488. 00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,818
  489. Got a family method
  490. from the old country.
  491.  
  492. 111
  493. 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:02,612
  494. It puts the baby
  495. in total control of the process.
  496.  
  497. 112
  498. 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,030
  499. Just you watch.
  500.  
  501. 113
  502. 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,535
  503. It's me, Templeton. As you were.
  504.  
  505. 114
  506. 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,037
  507. As I was what? Agh!
  508.  
  509. 115
  510. 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:14,291
  511. - Oh, don't mind me. Please continue.
  512. - Jeez!
  513.  
  514. 116
  515. 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,126
  516. Put on some... anything.
  517.  
  518. 117
  519. 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,086
  520. No can do, Tim-a-roo.
  521.  
  522. 118
  523. 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:21,590
  524. Gigi's got me on a system.
  525. "The Naked Baby Potty Technique."
  526.  
  527. 119
  528. 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,508
  529. How does being naked help?
  530.  
  531. 120
  532. 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,177
  533. I set up potty chairs all over the house.
  534.  
  535. 121
  536. 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,762
  537. No need for help from grownups.
  538.  
  539. 122
  540. 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,181
  541. That way, when it's time for baby to go...
  542.  
  543. 123
  544. 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:34,477
  545. I just crawl over to the nearest potty
  546. and achieve my major milestone.
  547.  
  548. 124
  549. 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,024
  550. Something bothering you?
  551.  
  552. 125
  553. 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,026
  554. - You're naked.
  555. - No, I'm not.
  556.  
  557. 126
  558. 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,862
  559. I'm not looking again to prove it,
  560. but, yes, you are.
  561.  
  562. 127
  563. 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:47,240
  564. Baby nudity doesn't count.
  565. Totally different from regular nudity.
  566.  
  567. 128
  568. 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:50,577
  569. Your naked butt
  570. is still gonna get all over everything.
  571.  
  572. 129
  573. 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:54,080
  574. Yeah.
  575. But we have bigger fish to fry.
  576.  
  577. 130
  578. 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:57,751
  579. I've gotta knock out these Lonesome Files
  580. if I want Turtleneck to notice.
  581.  
  582. 131
  583. 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,170
  584. Here, just put this on
  585. while you're around me.
  586.  
  587. 132
  588. 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,087
  589. Pass.
  590.  
  591. 133
  592. 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,006
  593. Honestly, I've never felt so relaxed.
  594.  
  595. 134
  596. 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,549
  597. I thought you loved diapers.
  598.  
  599. 135
  600. 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,302
  601. Who doesn't? But I owe Gigi one.
  602.  
  603. 136
  604. 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:10,388
  605. She bought the Plushythingy toy
  606. when Mom and Dad failed me.
  607.  
  608. 137
  609. 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:13,808
  610. So I put on a little pee-pee pony show,
  611. Gigi looks like a hero,
  612.  
  613. 138
  614. 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:16,811
  615. and when she goes back home,
  616. a few well-timed "accidents,"
  617.  
  618. 139
  619. 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,772
  620. I'll be in diapers in a hot second.
  621.  
  622. 140
  623. 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,399
  624. I love that you and Gigi
  625. are finally getting along.
  626.  
  627. 141
  628. 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:25,570
  629. But you know what I'd also love?
  630. If your butt wasn't all over everything.
  631.  
  632. 142
  633. 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:28,573
  634. Don't make this about you.
  635. You better hope that's clean.
  636.  
  637. 143
  638. 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,868
  639. I am not looking at a naked baby butt.
  640.  
  641. 144
  642. 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,286
  643. And I checked.
  644.  
  645. 145
  646. 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:37,374
  647. Wait. If this is for Gigi,
  648. can't you just go on the potty right now?
  649.  
  650. 146
  651. 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,625
  652. Presentation.
  653.  
  654. 147
  655. 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:42,337
  656. Gigi needs to feel like she's earned this.
  657. I'll go before bedtime tonight.
  658.  
  659. 148
  660. 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,631
  661. Promise?
  662.  
  663. 149
  664. 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:48,468
  665. - What?
  666. - Your naked butt is on my Football Mike!
  667.  
  668. 150
  669. 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:55,517
  670. How dare you?
  671. This man was a hero in the football wars.
  672.  
  673. 151
  674. 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:58,728
  675. Ahhh.
  676.  
  677. 152
  678. 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,271
  679. All right, Baby Grump-Grump,
  680.  
  681. 153
  682. 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,649
  683. let's take a look at you with fresh eyes.
  684.  
  685. 154
  686. 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:06,987
  687. Whoa!
  688.  
  689. 155
  690. 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,489
  691. Likes gummy duckies, hates noise,
  692. eating gummy duckies,
  693.  
  694. 156
  695. 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:12,158
  696. big sister, makes noise,
  697. pat-a-cake player, strong claps,
  698.  
  699. 157
  700. 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:15,245
  701. powerful slaps, too much noise...
  702. Everything makes sense!
  703.  
  704. 158
  705. 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,956
  706. I'm coming,
  707. Grumpy Baby Grump-Grump!
  708.  
  709. 159
  710. 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,417
  711. Put some pants on!
  712.  
  713. 160
  714. 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,045
  715. Eh...?
  716.  
  717. 161
  718. 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,215
  719. Hey, Boss. How goes it?
  720.  
  721. 162
  722. 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,217
  723. Free and easy, Jimbee-bo.
  724.  
  725. 163
  726. 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,137
  727. So, did you really just call us for this?
  728.  
  729. 164
  730. 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,389
  731. Yes. And to witness.
  732.  
  733. 165
  734. 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:38,518
  735. Big sister was making a lot of noise,
  736. so you covered your ears, didn't you?
  737.  
  738. 166
  739. 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:42,397
  740. But you had a fistful of gummy duckies.
  741. With pat-a-cake-strengthened hands,
  742.  
  743. 167
  744. 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,316
  745. ducky got shoved all the way down into...
  746.  
  747. 168
  748. 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,824
  749. Don't feel so grumpy now, do you?
  750.  
  751. 169
  752. 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,201
  753. You solved
  754. Grumpy Baby Grump-Grump?
  755.  
  756. 170
  757. 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,162
  758. - How?
  759. - I don't know.
  760.  
  761. 171
  762. 00:08:57,245 --> 00:09:00,331
  763. - The answer just came to me.
  764. - The baby is laughing!
  765.  
  766. 172
  767. 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:04,461
  768. Honey, the baby is laughing!
  769.  
  770. 173
  771. 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,049
  772. Three hours and nothing?
  773. What kinda bladder you got, kid?
  774.  
  775. 174
  776. 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,761
  777. You're right.
  778. It'll happen when it happens.
  779.  
  780. 175
  781. 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,601
  782. - Oh, sweet relief.
  783. - Forgot my book.
  784.  
  785. 176
  786. 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,854
  787. I know you can do this.
  788.  
  789. 177
  790. 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,774
  791. Oh, mama mercy!
  792.  
  793. 178
  794. 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,193
  795. Come on.
  796.  
  797. 179
  798. 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,528
  799. Tip-top Timbo. Just the kid I need.
  800.  
  801. 180
  802. 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:33,490
  803. Let's mosey office way
  804. and wrangle some Lonesome Files.
  805.  
  806. 181
  807. 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:35,742
  808. I want to help.
  809.  
  810. 182
  811. 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:40,121
  812. I really, really do.
  813. But I can't keep looking at baby butt.
  814.  
  815. 183
  816. 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,081
  817. Your call.
  818.  
  819. 184
  820. 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,749
  821. But whenever I'm not around,
  822.  
  823. 185
  824. 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:46,461
  825. all I can think about is how much
  826. of my stuff your naked butt is on.
  827.  
  828. 186
  829. 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,463
  830. - My comic!
  831. - Hmm?
  832.  
  833. 187
  834. 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,590
  835. Whoop. Might be a cheek mark
  836. on the cover.
  837.  
  838. 188
  839. 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:51,591
  840. Agh!
  841.  
  842. 189
  843. 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:55,595
  844. I'm gonna smash the box today, Templeton.
  845. You coming to the office or not?
  846.  
  847. 190
  848. 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,515
  849. I don't know which is worse!
  850.  
  851. 191
  852. 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:03,812
  853. Yes, I am coming with you to the office.
  854.  
  855. 192
  856. 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:06,940
  857. Remember you talked about
  858.  
  859. 193
  860. 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,776
  861. how inventive you can be
  862. when you're "sick of something"?
  863.  
  864. 194
  865. 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:13,446
  866. Uh, this is ludicrous! I must build it.
  867.  
  868. 195
  869. 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:19,744
  870. Double B. You seem extra-relaxed today.
  871.  
  872. 196
  873. 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,412
  874. - Fresh haircut?
  875. - Negative.
  876.  
  877. 197
  878. 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,748
  879. - Grow some more teeth?
  880. - Nothing but nubs.
  881.  
  882. 198
  883. 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:27,335
  884. - New power tie.
  885. - He's not wearing any dang pants.
  886.  
  887. 199
  888. 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:28,585
  889. You sure?
  890.  
  891. 200
  892. 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,589
  893. Oh, yeah. Hey, good look on you, Beebs.
  894.  
  895. 201
  896. 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,217
  897. Baby nudity, Templeton. Doesn't count.
  898.  
  899. 202
  900. 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,386
  901. Boss Baby. I need an opinion.
  902.  
  903. 203
  904. 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,138
  905. I'm pushing a disruption focus
  906.  
  907. 204
  908. 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,932
  909. leaping further forward
  910. to our technological destiny.
  911.  
  912. 205
  913. 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,015
  914. Thoughts?
  915.  
  916. 206
  917. 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,395
  918. Clean the slate, become the customer
  919. and feel the unspoken need.
  920.  
  921. 207
  922. 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:49,607
  923. Redundancies will sink. Whatever floats,
  924. we harness to redefine that need.
  925.  
  926. 208
  927. 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:52,360
  928. - Protracted rollout?
  929. - Trickle-up culture shift.
  930.  
  931. 209
  932. 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,696
  933. I never thought of it that way. Thank you.
  934.  
  935. 210
  936. 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,409
  937. - You understood her?
  938. - I over-stood her.
  939.  
  940. 211
  941. 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,786
  942. She's never been so clear to me.
  943. Could it be...
  944.  
  945. 212
  946. 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,122
  947. - Wait.
  948. - ...that not wearing any clothes...
  949.  
  950. 213
  951. 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,207
  952. - Not the reason.
  953. - ...makes me a genius?
  954.  
  955. 214
  956. 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,792
  957. No. That's dumb.
  958.  
  959. 215
  960. 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,253
  961. My clothes were a box,
  962. and I've smashed it!
  963.  
  964. 216
  965. 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,462
  966. I'm set free.
  967.  
  968. 217
  969. 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,756
  970. I'm a naked baby genius!
  971.  
  972. 218
  973. 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,427
  974. You were plenty smart
  975. with pants on, you know.
  976.  
  977. 219
  978. 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,263
  979. I've organized the files
  980. into three categories.
  981.  
  982. 220
  983. 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,974
  984. Easy, Hard...
  985.  
  986. 221
  987. 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,102
  988. and Only Naked Baby Genius
  989. Can Figure These Out.
  990.  
  991. 222
  992. 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:29,606
  993. I'm pretty sure Pants-On Baby Genius
  994. could solve them faster.
  995.  
  996. 223
  997. 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,318
  998. Gotta get through these cases, Templeton.
  999. After that, who knows?
  1000.  
  1001. 224
  1002. 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:36,070
  1003. With these results,
  1004. why wear pants ever again?
  1005.  
  1006. 225
  1007. 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,364
  1008. You promised
  1009. you'd go on the potty tonight.
  1010.  
  1011. 226
  1012. 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,574
  1013. I promised nothing.
  1014.  
  1015. 227
  1016. 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,702
  1017. Gigi's training is baby-led, right?
  1018. Baby's not ready.
  1019.  
  1020. 228
  1021. 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,872
  1022. Please, these things
  1023. are making me cross-eyed. Agh!
  1024.  
  1025. 229
  1026. 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,707
  1027. Baby butt! I need those glasses.
  1028.  
  1029. 230
  1030. 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,336
  1031. Agh! Baby butt! Agh!
  1032.  
  1033. 231
  1034. 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:54,255
  1035. - What's his problem?
  1036. - I'm not wearing any clothes.
  1037.  
  1038. 232
  1039. 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,967
  1040. Huh. I honestly did not even notice.
  1041.  
  1042. 233
  1043. 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:02,263
  1044. Oh, "naked baby genius." I get that now.
  1045.  
  1046. 234
  1047. 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,684
  1048. Simmons, I'm absolutely sick and tired
  1049. of my brother's naked butt.
  1050.  
  1051. 235
  1052. 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:07,602
  1053. Whoa!
  1054.  
  1055. 236
  1056. 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,313
  1057. A trivial problem almost nobody
  1058. would care about.
  1059.  
  1060. 237
  1061. 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,398
  1062. You must have a zillion ideas.
  1063.  
  1064. 238
  1065. 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,608
  1066. Let's get to work.
  1067.  
  1068. 239
  1069. 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,819
  1070. I found optimized cases
  1071. for each of your strengths
  1072.  
  1073. 240
  1074. 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:20,657
  1075. using an algorithm I was able to develop
  1076. in five minutes because I'm naked.
  1077.  
  1078. 241
  1079. 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:25,036
  1080. The accounting department is missing cash?
  1081. Sounds like math.
  1082.  
  1083. 242
  1084. 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:28,957
  1085. You sure this job is for me?
  1086. Jimbo? We've met before.
  1087.  
  1088. 243
  1089. 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,126
  1090. Remember a few years back
  1091. when the company tried keeping money
  1092.  
  1093. 244
  1094. 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,295
  1095. in teddy bears instead of banks?
  1096.  
  1097. 245
  1098. 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,630
  1099. What could go wrong?
  1100.  
  1101. 246
  1102. 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,799
  1103. Oh...
  1104.  
  1105. 247
  1106. 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:41,260
  1107. Hug every teddy bear in Baby Corp,
  1108. and when you find a crunchy one,
  1109.  
  1110. 248
  1111. 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,721
  1112. dollars to donuts there'll be cash inside.
  1113.  
  1114. 249
  1115. 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,308
  1116. Yay! Teddy hugs! Best job ever!
  1117.  
  1118. 250
  1119. 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:51,729
  1120. Uh, you're giving me the problem file
  1121. from human resources?
  1122.  
  1123. 251
  1124. 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:55,274
  1125. "Worker Baby Amal took Worker Baby Peg's
  1126. brownie three years ago,
  1127.  
  1128. 252
  1129. 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:59,070
  1130. and they still won't talk to each other."
  1131. How is this my strength?
  1132.  
  1133. 253
  1134. 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,448
  1135. I ran the numbers.
  1136. The only solution is violence.
  1137.  
  1138. 254
  1139. 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,366
  1140. Yes!
  1141.  
  1142. 255
  1143. 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,994
  1144. Never put your pants on!
  1145.  
  1146. 256
  1147. 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,162
  1148. Hey, baby brother. Listen.
  1149.  
  1150. 257
  1151. 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,665
  1152. I'm really sorry
  1153. about my freak-out earlier.
  1154.  
  1155. 258
  1156. 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:11,916
  1157. I get it. You're a prude.
  1158.  
  1159. 259
  1160. 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,210
  1161. - Let's move past your hang-ups.
  1162. - Let's.
  1163.  
  1164. 260
  1165. 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,920
  1166. I brought an extra-comfy chair
  1167.  
  1168. 261
  1169. 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,340
  1170. to help you get even more relaxed
  1171. and even smarter.
  1172.  
  1173. 262
  1174. 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,341
  1175. Thank you.
  1176.  
  1177. 263
  1178. 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,761
  1179. Just sit your baby nude butt
  1180. right down here. Rats!
  1181.  
  1182. 264
  1183. 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:26,139
  1184. Templeton, are you trying to diaper me?
  1185.  
  1186. 265
  1187. 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,849
  1188. If you won't do it, then I will.
  1189.  
  1190. 266
  1191. 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,517
  1192. Then this is war.
  1193.  
  1194. 267
  1195. 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,937
  1196. It's not a war.
  1197. I just want you to wear some dang pants.
  1198.  
  1199. 268
  1200. 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,987
  1201. - Sorry about the brownie, Peg.
  1202. - See you at the next meeting.
  1203.  
  1204. 269
  1205. 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,572
  1206. Who's next?
  1207.  
  1208. 270
  1209. 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,454
  1210. After analyzing your file
  1211. from every angle,
  1212.  
  1213. 271
  1214. 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,998
  1215. I think I know what's happening
  1216. with your missing toys.
  1217.  
  1218. 272
  1219. 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,332
  1220. Do your worst.
  1221.  
  1222. 273
  1223. 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,842
  1224. Just reverse the rotation.
  1225.  
  1226. 274
  1227. 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,769
  1228. Good boy.
  1229. Where'd you find all your lost toys?
  1230.  
  1231. 275
  1232. 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,647
  1233. - What the...?
  1234. - Eat Romper.
  1235.  
  1236. 276
  1237. 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:17,815
  1238. Templeton!
  1239.  
  1240. 277
  1241. 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,277
  1242. - And keep it on.
  1243. - Never!
  1244.  
  1245. 278
  1246. 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,783
  1247. Get me four bungee cords,
  1248. springs and a diaper.
  1249.  
  1250. 279
  1251. 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,868
  1252. I love science!
  1253.  
  1254. 280
  1255. 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,041
  1256. "Thirty-four-year-old woman
  1257. sworn off loving babies."
  1258.  
  1259. 281
  1260. 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,044
  1261. "Six-year-old girl loses
  1262. her favorite homemade baby doll"?
  1263.  
  1264. 282
  1265. 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,546
  1266. Sad little girl grows up
  1267. into baby-hating woman.
  1268.  
  1269. 283
  1270. 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,390
  1271. Melty the Crayon baby?
  1272.  
  1273. 284
  1274. 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,974
  1275. I lost you when I was six
  1276.  
  1277. 285
  1278. 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,228
  1279. and promised to never love a baby again
  1280. until I found you.
  1281.  
  1282. 286
  1283. 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,940
  1284. Honey, remember when I said
  1285. I didn't want babies?
  1286.  
  1287. 287
  1288. 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,441
  1289. Now I do!
  1290.  
  1291. 288
  1292. 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,196
  1293. Keep the dang pants on.
  1294.  
  1295. 289
  1296. 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,073
  1297. Too many cases left to solve.
  1298.  
  1299. 290
  1300. 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,909
  1301. You can't corral this naked baby
  1302. brainpower in pants.
  1303.  
  1304. 291
  1305. 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,454
  1306. Ugh!
  1307.  
  1308. 292
  1309. 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,082
  1310. Ha-hah!
  1311.  
  1312. 293
  1313. 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,252
  1314. Tim, time for lunch!
  1315.  
  1316. 294
  1317. 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,379
  1318. Oh, good. I'm starving.
  1319.  
  1320. 295
  1321. 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:26,551
  1322. Why is the naked baby on the counter
  1323. where our food goes?
  1324.  
  1325. 296
  1326. 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,886
  1327. Having a sit-down about having a sit-down.
  1328.  
  1329. 297
  1330. 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,847
  1331. Strange he hasn't gone anywhere yet.
  1332.  
  1333. 298
  1334. 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,725
  1335. By this point, kids are usually unloading
  1336. all over, like a zoo animal.
  1337.  
  1338. 299
  1339. 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:39,063
  1340. Can we eat lunch and not talk or think
  1341. about how zoo animals do their business?
  1342.  
  1343. 300
  1344. 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,188
  1345. Sure, Timmy.
  1346.  
  1347. 301
  1348. 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,317
  1349. Your favorite.
  1350. Peanut butter and peanut butter
  1351.  
  1352. 302
  1353. 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,654
  1354. smeared with baby butt,
  1355. baby butt, baby butt, baby butt...
  1356.  
  1357. 303
  1358. 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,157
  1359. ...baby butt,
  1360. baby butt, baby butt...
  1361.  
  1362. 304
  1363. 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,616
  1364. Tim.
  1365.  
  1366. 305
  1367. 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:54,120
  1368. - You okay?
  1369. - I'm, uh, not hungry anymore.
  1370.  
  1371. 306
  1372. 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,122
  1373. Maybe we should try a different technique.
  1374.  
  1375. 307
  1376. 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,208
  1377. One where, you know,
  1378. he can wear some dang pants?
  1379.  
  1380. 308
  1381. 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,127
  1382. He'll use the potty when he's ready,
  1383.  
  1384. 309
  1385. 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,337
  1386. even if he has to be naked
  1387. for the rest of the summer.
  1388.  
  1389. 310
  1390. 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,382
  1391. There's gotta be another way.
  1392. What if this doesn't work?
  1393.  
  1394. 311
  1395. 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:10,094
  1396. Hah! I'm a stubborn old lady, kid.
  1397. Nothing outlasts me.
  1398.  
  1399. 312
  1400. 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,931
  1401. I sat in a protest on the steel mill floor
  1402. for three straight days.
  1403.  
  1404. 313
  1405. 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,726
  1406. Just to get tuna sandwiches
  1407. in the vending machines.
  1408.  
  1409. 314
  1410. 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,728
  1411. I know how to get the baby to go.
  1412.  
  1413. 315
  1414. 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,900
  1415. - Now what?
  1416. - We admire our work.
  1417.  
  1418. 316
  1419. 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,777
  1420. I solved every problem in this room
  1421. in a few days.
  1422.  
  1423. 317
  1424. 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:30,406
  1425. Imagine what I can continue to do
  1426. if I never wear clothes again!
  1427.  
  1428. 318
  1429. 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,492
  1430. A clean file drawer.
  1431.  
  1432. 319
  1433. 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:35,411
  1434. You've smashed a very big box.
  1435.  
  1436. 320
  1437. 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,789
  1438. This transforms my mood
  1439. from "regular" to "impressed."
  1440.  
  1441. 321
  1442. 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:44,587
  1443. I can now fill this cabinet with sand.
  1444.  
  1445. 322
  1446. 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,422
  1447. Won't that be an inspiration?
  1448.  
  1449. 323
  1450. 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,590
  1451. All I can say, ma'am,
  1452.  
  1453. 324
  1454. 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,343
  1455. - is when it comes to smashing the box...
  1456. - Oh, wait.
  1457.  
  1458. 325
  1459. 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,094
  1460. You missed one.
  1461.  
  1462. 326
  1463. 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,389
  1464. I am no longer impressed.
  1465.  
  1466. 327
  1467. 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,936
  1468. Hand it to me. Let's solve it quick.
  1469.  
  1470. 328
  1471. 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,063
  1472. The Stubenhaus file.
  1473.  
  1474. 329
  1475. 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:02,980
  1476. What?
  1477.  
  1478. 330
  1479. 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,524
  1480. Nonsense and gobbledygook.
  1481.  
  1482. 331
  1483. 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:08,110
  1484. Here at the top, "Vibes I Link In."
  1485. What does that mean?
  1486.  
  1487. 332
  1488. 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,363
  1489. This mammajamma's a code!
  1490.  
  1491. 333
  1492. 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,449
  1493. - Know what they say about coded files?
  1494. - They call them "mammajammas"?
  1495.  
  1496. 334
  1497. 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,243
  1498. Like a sword in a stone.
  1499.  
  1500. 335
  1501. 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:19,121
  1502. Whoever decodes this is destined
  1503. to wield the power hidden within.
  1504.  
  1505. 336
  1506. 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,416
  1507. What's your secret, secret file?
  1508.  
  1509. 337
  1510. 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,044
  1511. And the train's gone off the rails.
  1512.  
  1513. 338
  1514. 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,629
  1515. It sure has, Stace.
  1516.  
  1517. 339
  1518. 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,132
  1519. Stubenhaus file, meet your naked master.
  1520.  
  1521. 340
  1522. 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,386
  1523. Come on!
  1524.  
  1525. 341
  1526. 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,179
  1527. Chill. I need to talk to Simmons.
  1528.  
  1529. 342
  1530. 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,681
  1531. Tell me about Stubenhaus.
  1532.  
  1533. 343
  1534. 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,975
  1535. He left a coded file.
  1536. Know what this means?
  1537.  
  1538. 344
  1539. 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,144
  1540. Uh, Dr. Stubenhaus loved secret codes.
  1541.  
  1542. 345
  1543. 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,063
  1544. He was one smart cookie
  1545.  
  1546. 346
  1547. 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:48,150
  1548. and always worried about industrial spies
  1549. stealing his best ideas.
  1550.  
  1551. 347
  1552. 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,068
  1553. Such as?
  1554.  
  1555. 348
  1556. 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,278
  1557. The usual.
  1558.  
  1559. 349
  1560. 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:54,031
  1561. Meat-flavored formula,
  1562. toys that dissolve for no reason,
  1563.  
  1564. 350
  1565. 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,325
  1566. baby bronzer, Stinkless Serum.
  1567.  
  1568. 351
  1569. 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,328
  1570. This is the formula
  1571. for Stinkless Serum!
  1572.  
  1573. 352
  1574. 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,455
  1575. "Vibes I link in"
  1576. are vibes I don't stink in.
  1577.  
  1578. 353
  1579. 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,207
  1580. Whoa there, cowboy.
  1581.  
  1582. 354
  1583. 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:07,753
  1584. Everyone works on Stinkless Serum.
  1585. This could be anything.
  1586.  
  1587. 355
  1588. 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,298
  1589. Who writes down their formula in code?
  1590.  
  1591. 356
  1592. 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,550
  1593. Someone who discovered something big
  1594.  
  1595. 357
  1596. 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,720
  1597. who doesn't expect a naked baby genius
  1598. in the driver's seat.
  1599.  
  1600. 358
  1601. 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,054
  1602. That's who.
  1603.  
  1604. 359
  1605. 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,808
  1606. - How did I do?
  1607. - A flawless performance.
  1608.  
  1609. 360
  1610. 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,561
  1611. My character was a cowgirl. Pew, pew, pew!
  1612.  
  1613. 361
  1614. 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,606
  1615. I could tell.
  1616. And now for the grand finale.
  1617.  
  1618. 362
  1619. 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,944
  1620. Gah! Nothing!
  1621.  
  1622. 363
  1623. 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,280
  1624. Not now, Templeton. Back away.
  1625.  
  1626. 364
  1627. 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,489
  1628. Er, front away.
  1629.  
  1630. 365
  1631. 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:38,200
  1632. This is your last chance
  1633. to put some dang pants on.
  1634.  
  1635. 366
  1636. 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,412
  1637. What, and restrict the clean flow
  1638. of thinking my nudity affords?
  1639.  
  1640. 367
  1641. 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,914
  1642. - Aah!
  1643. - On the verge of breaking Stubenhaus?
  1644.  
  1645. 368
  1646. 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,208
  1647. Have you become a complete raving madman?
  1648.  
  1649. 369
  1650. 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,545
  1651. No. Just a kid who's sick
  1652. of baby butts on stuff.
  1653.  
  1654. 370
  1655. 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,006
  1656. I'm sorry, but you leave me no choice.
  1657.  
  1658. 371
  1659. 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,132
  1660. Templeton, what?
  1661.  
  1662. 372
  1663. 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,219
  1664. The Oopsie Baby Booster,
  1665. now for potty training.
  1666.  
  1667. 373
  1668. 00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:01,057
  1669. You move, an alarm sounds.
  1670. You move too far, boom!
  1671.  
  1672. 374
  1673. 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,727
  1674. When you're ready to pee,
  1675. go ahead and pee.
  1676.  
  1677. 375
  1678. 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:08,189
  1679. I'll deactivate the Oopsie Baby,
  1680. we'll tell Gigi and celebrate,
  1681.  
  1682. 376
  1683. 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,858
  1684. and you'll get some dang pants
  1685. back on. No pressure.
  1686.  
  1687. 377
  1688. 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,444
  1689. You think you have the upper hand.
  1690. You're wrong.
  1691.  
  1692. 378
  1693. 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,946
  1694. I can decode the file from the throne...
  1695.  
  1696. 379
  1697. 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,157
  1698. where all big ideas happen.
  1699.  
  1700. 380
  1701. 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,034
  1702. Suit yourself. Get it?
  1703.  
  1704. 381
  1705. 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,828
  1706. It's no duck joke. You're dismissed.
  1707.  
  1708. 382
  1709. 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,997
  1710. Talk to me.
  1711.  
  1712. 383
  1713. 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,874
  1714. Oh, I forgot another thing.
  1715.  
  1716. 384
  1717. 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,460
  1718. Stubenhaus loved anagrams.
  1719.  
  1720. 385
  1721. 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,338
  1722. You scramble letters in words
  1723. to make other words...
  1724.  
  1725. 386
  1726. 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,091
  1727. I know what an anagram is.
  1728. I'm a naked baby genius!
  1729.  
  1730. 387
  1731. 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,759
  1732. All right, fine. Jeez.
  1733.  
  1734. 388
  1735. 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,142
  1736. Invisible Ink.
  1737.  
  1738. 389
  1739. 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,269
  1740. This gobbledygook isn't gobbledygook.
  1741.  
  1742. 390
  1743. 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,313
  1744. It's a message hidden in invisible ink.
  1745.  
  1746. 391
  1747. 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,358
  1748. Simmons, Stubenhaus and invisible ink,
  1749. how do I decode it?
  1750.  
  1751. 392
  1752. 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,528
  1753. Well, his fave was one
  1754. that exposed the message
  1755.  
  1756. 393
  1757. 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,864
  1758. with pretty much any liquid...
  1759. except water.
  1760.  
  1761. 394
  1762. 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,575
  1763. Weird, but he's a genius.
  1764. I'm a genius, I get it.
  1765.  
  1766. 395
  1767. 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,929
  1768. Oopsie!
  1769.  
  1770. 396
  1771. 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,288
  1772. Baby's falling off the chair.
  1773.  
  1774. 397
  1775. 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,541
  1776. - Oopsie Baby.
  1777. - Is the kid okay?
  1778.  
  1779. 398
  1780. 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:12,253
  1781. He's fine! I think he's really close
  1782. to going on the potty.
  1783.  
  1784. 399
  1785. 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,754
  1786. Templeton, help me out.
  1787.  
  1788. 400
  1789. 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:17,758
  1790. Get me some juice, some milk.
  1791. Any kind of liquid will decode this memo.
  1792.  
  1793. 401
  1794. 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,845
  1795. Whatever you need,
  1796. so long as you put some dang pants on.
  1797.  
  1798. 402
  1799. 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,723
  1800. But this is the tip of the iceberg.
  1801. I can't get dressed.
  1802.  
  1803. 403
  1804. 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,225
  1805. I'll lose my competitive edge.
  1806. Please, Templeton.
  1807.  
  1808. 404
  1809. 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,270
  1810. Sorry. No pants, no dance.
  1811.  
  1812. 405
  1813. 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:31,980
  1814. Liquid soap?
  1815.  
  1816. 406
  1817. 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,859
  1818. Drat! Who still buys bars? Shampoo?
  1819.  
  1820. 407
  1821. 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,610
  1822. Out of reach.
  1823.  
  1824. 408
  1825. 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,822
  1826. I have to know what this says.
  1827. Any liquid, any liquid...
  1828.  
  1829. 409
  1830. 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,870
  1831. Aw! Who knew I was so bad at spitting?
  1832. Come on, boss man!
  1833.  
  1834. 410
  1835. 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,372
  1836. Any kind of liquid
  1837. can help me solve this puzzle.
  1838.  
  1839. 411
  1840. 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,460
  1841. So, it's come to this.
  1842.  
  1843. 412
  1844. 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:56,005
  1845. All right, Stubenhaus.
  1846. Here comes "any liquid."
  1847.  
  1848. 413
  1849. 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,468
  1850. Don't worry, Gigi.
  1851. This is definitely going to work.
  1852.  
  1853. 414
  1854. 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,303
  1855. Where did you get that potty chair?
  1856.  
  1857. 415
  1858. 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,097
  1859. Uh, Danny Petrosky's uncle works
  1860. in a baby research lab.
  1861.  
  1862. 416
  1863. 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,433
  1864. That seems reasonable
  1865. because it's the truth.
  1866.  
  1867. 417
  1868. 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:10,478
  1869. Hooray! Baby went potty.
  1870.  
  1871. 418
  1872. 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,147
  1873. - Well, I'll be.
  1874. - I'll go make sure.
  1875.  
  1876. 419
  1877. 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:17,359
  1878. Come on, Stinkless Serum formula.
  1879. Your secrets are mine, Stubenhaus.
  1880.  
  1881. 420
  1882. 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,613
  1883. Wait, it's not decoding.
  1884.  
  1885. 421
  1886. 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,281
  1887. It's dissolving. No!
  1888.  
  1889. 422
  1890. 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,951
  1891. - Stubenhaus' file dissolved? Gotcha.
  1892. - What did you say to me?
  1893.  
  1894. 423
  1895. 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:29,705
  1896. Yep, Gigi, he really did go.
  1897. So you can bring him some dang pants.
  1898.  
  1899. 424
  1900. 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,793
  1901. Pants on, naked. Smart, fooled. Boom!
  1902.  
  1903. 425
  1904. 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,462
  1905. - Oopsie! Oopsie!
  1906. - Oh.
  1907.  
  1908. 426
  1909. 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,136
  1910. Baby, what did you eat?
  1911.  
  1912. 427
  1913. 00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,096
  1914. Huh.
  1915.  
  1916. 428
  1917. 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,140
  1918. Guess you were right.
  1919.  
  1920. 429
  1921. 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,935
  1922. One accident, you're back in diapers
  1923. in a hot second.
  1924.  
  1925. 430
  1926. 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,604
  1927. I did miss the comfort and containment.
  1928.  
  1929. 431
  1930. 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,273
  1931. You really smashed the box
  1932. with that paper trick.
  1933.  
  1934. 432
  1935. 00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,734
  1936. And Stubenhaus, too.
  1937. He was quite the genius.
  1938.  
  1939. 433
  1940. 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,654
  1941. Pfft! Stubenhaus was a terrible scientist.
  1942.  
  1943. 434
  1944. 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:05,574
  1945. Simmons just likes his dumb sayings.
  1946. That secret code was all me.
  1947.  
  1948. 435
  1949. 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,077
  1950. I got the idea
  1951. when Simmons was demonstrating paper
  1952.  
  1953. 436
  1954. 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,204
  1955. that only dissolves in liquids
  1956. that aren't water.
  1957.  
  1958. 437
  1959. 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,456
  1960. Why would anyone need...?
  1961. Right, Simmons.
  1962.  
  1963. 438
  1964. 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,083
  1965. Useless invention. Carry on.
  1966.  
  1967. 439
  1968. 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,626
  1969. I just doodled on it.
  1970.  
  1971. 440
  1972. 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,505
  1973. I planted the file
  1974. where I knew someone would find it.
  1975.  
  1976. 441
  1977. 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,967
  1978. Then I trapped you on the toilet
  1979. with one option. Tinkle, tinkle, boom,
  1980.  
  1981. 442
  1982. 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:27,304
  1983. - you're wearing pants again.
  1984. - Outsmarted by a kid in denim short pants.
  1985.  
  1986. 443
  1987. 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,515
  1988. Farewell, naked baby genius.
  1989.  
  1990. 444
  1991. 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:32,184
  1992. - He had a good run. Night.
  1993. - Night.
  1994.  
  1995. 445
  1996. 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,022
  1997. While you were gone,
  1998. I put my naked butt on your pillow.
  1999.  
  2000. 446
  2001. 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,608
  2002. Agh!
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