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- > You and Milky are taking a walk on Trottingham’s park
- > It’s a leisurely place, and nobody- er, nopony seems to be around
- > You know what, fuck it, nobody. You’re not gonna give in to this ridiculous language these ponies make up
- > Anyways the place is deserted, save for you and the milkmare
- > Milky doesn’t seem to mind though. If anything, she’s content that she’s not going to get anymore unwanted attention from her milky jugs
- > “I always like taking walks in the afternoon, darling. It helps shed some pounds off me.” Milky says as she happily trots beside you
- > You honestly don’t want to take walks; you have better shit to do
- > But your little waifu wanted you to tag along, and you figure it’s the least you can do for her
- > You idly take a swig of water from a bottle you carry around
- > It’s usually her milk you store, but now you thirst for just normal water
- > “I’ve been letting myself go lately, and my girls here are telling me that.” She notes as she looks at her dangling teats.
- “Milky, your tits are always large.”
- > You say as you take another sip
- > “But they look larger than usual!”
- “That means you need to be milked.”
- > “No, this is different! I actually feel like my breasts are being stored with cholesterol instead of milk. They’ve been more squishy and wobbly and I feel like they’re becoming fat. As in fat fat! Oh dear me!”
- > Holy fuck you are getting tired of her rants
- > Seriously ponies are the same as human chicks, worrying about their size even when they shouldn’t
- > And bitching about everything
- > Whatever, you’ll shut her up with your dick once you and her return back
- > “And my hips seemed to have gained, too. This must be settled at once! Anon, we must take these walks as a daily routine.”
- “What?! Fuck no!”
- > Milky stops walking and turns to me
- > “Anon, This is important! I cannot afford to gain anymore weight! I will set a bad example as a milkmare!”
- > You let out a frustrated sigh
- “For fuck’s sake, Milky, I ain’t taking anymore of this bullshit scenery tour. I have stuff to do.”
- > Milky looks at me with a pouting face
- > “Anon, do you think I’m fat?”
- > No
- > Fuck no
- > You have watched, read, seen, and heard WAY too much conversations about this
- > Any answer can and will be used against you
- > “Well?”
- > You don’t say shit
- > “You do think so, do you?!” Milky says as she stomps her hooves
- > “That does it! I will have to do this TWICE a day! And you will have to come with me, Anon!”
- > FUUUUUUUUUUU.jpg
- “Milky, listen you little-“
- > You notice she’s not looking at you anymore, but rather behind you with a puzzled look
- > You turn around and see a small red object in the distance
- > “What’s that?” She says as she starts trotting towards it
- > You follow behind, glad that you dodged yet another pointless argument
- > You and her close up on the object and you get to see what it is
- “What the hell...?”
- “Is that Captain Falcon’s helmet?!”
- > How in shit’s name did that get here?
- > The helmet is lying in the grass. There doesn’t seem to be any scratches on it
- > “Captain who?”
- > Milky prods the helmet and it flips over
- > “Hey look! It’s a helmet!”
- “ Uh, yeah, it is.”
- > You pick it up and inspect it
- > It actually looks like the real thing
- > Where did this come from?
- > Milky jumps and lays her front hooves on your torso, trying to get the helmet
- > “Hey! Lemme see!”
- “Milky wait, I need to look at it.”
- > “I saw it first! I wanna hold it!”
- > She’s pushing you, trying to make you drop it
- “Stop that!”
- > Christ why are these ponies so fucking curious about everything?
- > Well, this being here certainly interests you, but you don’t see any significance in keeping it
- “Fine, here.”
- > You drop it on the ground next to her
- > She carefully observes it, looking at it around
- “It’s just a stupid helmet. Forget about it.”
- > Granted, it’s Falcon’s, but still
- > Milky looks back up to you
- > “Somepony must have dropped this. We must give it back.”
- “And just how will we find the owner then?”
- > You’re the only human here as far as you can tell
- > It can’t really belong to him. Perhaps just a coincidental replica of it made by someone here?
- > “We’ll put up fliers and ask ponies around. We can’t simply just leave it here.”
- > Oh damn it, not more chores
- “Fine, but do it yourself.”
- > “Hey! Don’t you want to help give this back? It must be valuable to somepony!”
- “Like I give a shit.”
- > You reach for your bottle, but you realize it’s gone
- > Oh, you dropped it over there when you went with Milky to see the helmet
- > You walk over there, leaving her with the helmet
- > You return back with the bottle and
- > Oh what the fuck
- > You see Milky with the helmet on
- > She turns to you and gives you a goofy grin
- > “Hey Anon! Look at me! I’m a superhero!”
- > The helmet seems to fit her head, but some hair strands poke out
- > You’re not sure if you find her cute or ridiculous
- > She runs around happily with the helmet, her teats swaying back and forth as she gallops
- > “What’s that? You need 8 bottle of milk in less than 30 minutes? Poor little foals are thirsty and need nutrition? Have no fear- Milkmare is here!”
- > She laughs and jumps around, really happy with her new headwear
- “Milky I thought you said we should return it”
- > She turns to you
- > “Oh, I know, darling, but this helmet is AMAZING! It’s so soft and comfortable, and I feel like a hero wearing it!”
- > You sigh
- > You continue watching her as she jumps around giggling, continuing to say more monologue of her heroic deeds
- > Actually you find it pretty funny
- > “Silly villain! You cannot stop the power of the teats! You will drown in my milk of fury!”
- “Ok, that’s enough Milky. Let’s take this helmet out and keep it for now.”
- > “Aww.... ok fine, but we need to search for the owner.”
- > She prods the helmet, then awkwardly shifts her head around
- > Looks like she got it stuck on her
- > “Er.... a little help?”
- > You walk to her and place both hands around the sides of her head
- > You give a tug, but the thing remains put
- > It’s really lodged on her head
- > She’s nervously shifting her hooves around, uncomfortable with the fact that the helmet is stuck on her
- “Shit. Alright, Milky, this is gonna hurt a little. Clench your teeth.”
- > She slightly whimpers, but remains still
- > “M-make it quick, alright?”
- > You reposition your grip, and give a stronger pull this time
- > You feel the helmet starting to slip off
- “Alright, almost got it o—“
- > Suddenly the helmet flashes with electricity, flinging you back
- > You tumble backwards
- “Oof! The hell?”
- > You get back up and see Milky spazzing around with the helmet on her
- > The helmet is throwing off electricity here and there, and Milky’s body is convulsing as it gets assaulted with electric shocks
- > “AAAA-AAA-AA-AA-AA-AA!!”
- > Even her voice is getting jumpy
- “Shit! Milky!”
- > You want to come closer, but the electricity is preventing you
- > Holy fuck this is bad
- > You have no idea what the hell’s happening
- > “AAA-AAA-AAaaaaaa.......”
- > The helmet stops generating shocks and Milky finally lies on the floor, her body still flickering electricity
- “Milky, are you alright?!”
- > Her body lies there, unmoving
- > Oh crap, is she....?
- “Milky answer me!”
- > Still no response
- > Panicking, you run over to her body, now smoking from the aftershock
- > Save for some black marks, she looks fine
- > The shocks, though, could have stopped her heart
- “Milky please, answer me.”
- > There’s no way you could lose her now
- > You have to call for help
- > You look around. Dammit, it’s just you two and the nearest aid could about 10 minutes
- > While you ponder over what to do, Milky’s body suddenly tenses and she gives a gasp
- > Oh good she’s ok
- > You let out a relieved sigh
- > That was some helluva of electricity that attacked her, but fortunately she’s still breathing
- “Milky, are you alright?”
- > She lies there, alive but not responding
- > You reach your hand on her
- “Milky...?”
- > Suddenly, without warning, she jumps up and plants all four of her hooves on your head
- > You are met face to face with her teats, inches away from your face
- “ What the fuck?! Milky what are you-“
- > Her body tense up again as she lets out a terrifying voice
- > “FALCON-“
- > “PUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
- > Her giant tits crash into your face at the speed of light
- > With unbelievable force, you go flying meters away, with torrents of milk flying everywhere
- > You crash down, and are met with splashes of milk falling on you, completely drenching you
- > You gasp for breath, your air having been squeezed out from the ambush
- > You quickly get up, trying to balance yourself and your woozy head
- “Fff-augh my god! What the hell?!”
- > Trying to concentrate your still spinning eyes, you spot Milky again
- > She’s still wearing Falcon’s helmet, but is giving off a sadistic smile at you
- “ WHAT THE HELL’S WRONG WITH YOU?!”
- > You shout at her, but she doesn’t react
- > Instead, she grinds her front hoof against the ground
- > “SHOW ME YA MOVES!”
- > Holy balls she said that in Captain Falcon’s exact voice
- > Did that fucking helmet possess her with his fiery spirit?!
- > You take a step back, holding your hands up
- “Milky, listen....”
- > She tense again, and begins running at you at an alarmingly fast speed
- > “YES!”
- > Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
- > You stand frozen in fear as she gains up on you
- > Your brain is screaming at you to run, but you’ll practically piss yourself if you move again
- > You’ve never been so scared in your whole life
- > Once she’s close, she immediately jump in the air
- > “FALCON-“
- > Her high jump managed to get her whole body above your head as she flies over you
- > It wasn’t until it was too late when you realized that not every part of her body managed to get above you
- > “PUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
- > You poor face once again got forcefully slammed into her mountainous jugs as she sweeps above you
- > You fall down, hitting the back of your head painfully on the ground as another wave of milk splashes over you again
- > Milky lands, shouting “YES!” as milk is sprayed everywhere
- > You lay there, your mind completely dazed and shocked
- > You literally have no more energy to move anymore
- > You hear Milky turning around and facing your direction
- > “SHOW ME YA MOVES.”
- > You cannot answer
- > She beat you mercilessly to the point of rendering you incapable of answering
- > “SHOW ME YA MOVES.” She demands again
- > All you could make is a groan, as you slowly try to pull yourself up
- > You spit out a bloodied tooth, putting your hand over your spinning head
- > As your eyes frantically try to make sense again, you see a double image of Milky again
- > She still has the helmet on, and is giving off an angry look
- > Seeing you trying to get up, she takes that as a sign that you want to fight again
- > “YES!”
- > She runs at you again with the speed of light
- > You can’t believe it. This is how you’ll die
- > In Equestria, a land full of ponies
- > In the park of Trottingham
- > By a pony with giant tits wearing Captain Falcon’s helmet
- > A pony that you’ve made sweet love to in the past
- > And with her motherly breasts that will be the one to take your life
- > The last thing you’ll ever feel
- > Captain Milky continues to charge to you
- > All you could do is watch, you body completely wasted of energy
- > “FALCON-“
- > You close your eyes
- > Seeing no way around, you accept your death
- > You know that your time will be up one day, so you figure the best way to go is through the breasts of a pony you love
- > “PUU-“
- > Suddenly, before she could land the fatal boob-blow on you, a giant portal appears right behind you
- > Captain Milky stops in her tracks and stares with her mouth open
- > Weakly turning around, you caught a glimpse of the portal
- > It has a purplish swirl in the middle, and it seemed to have appeared out of thin air
- > This day keeps getting fucking weirder
- > The portal suddenly starts shimmering and producing wobbling-like noises
- “W-what is....?”
- > Your headache is unbearable, too much for you to comprehend what is going on now
- > The portal, given all the spasms it produced, finally gave out something
- > Your eyes struggle to see what’s coming out
- > When you finally got a clear focus, your mouth dropped just like Milky’s
- > With a thunderous roar, loud enough to wake the gods, came the legend himself
- > “FAAAALCOOOOOONN---“
- > “PAAAAAAUUUUUUNNNNNNNCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!”
- > With a clear, smooth cut, Captain jumps straight out of the portal and delivers a crushing blow to Milky
- > She goes flying like a meteor, her body forming a fiery trail behind it
- > She crashes into a tree, completely obliterating it
- > Milk drops spray everywhere from the impact, practically causing the whole area to rain with it
- > Falcon cracks his knuckles and wipes off the steam from his punching hand
- > He looks down on you
- > You stare back, dumfounded
- > His expression is emotionless as his eyes glare down on you
- > Then he smiles and holds out his hand towards you
- > You look at him, still not fucking getting anything that’s happening
- > It took your half-working brain a full minute to realize that he’s helping you up
- > You weakly take his hand, and he aggressively pulls you up on your feet
- > He gives you a hard pat on your shoulder, as if assuring you
- > Your voice is still trembling, but you managed to say one thing to him
- “Captain....Falcon....? It’s you....?”
- > “YES!”
- > Falcon still stands with a proud posture, contrasted with your frail, beaten body
- > Suddenly an explosion came out from a distance
- > Oh shit, she’s still at it?!
- > Captain Milky pops out from the rubble, not looking happy from the surprising blow
- > Falcon sees her and assumes his fighting position
- > Both Captains lock eyes with each other
- > Both aren’t moving an inch
- > The atmosphere suddenly gained 2 tons into it
- > You would be shitting your pants if you hadn’t done so already
- > A moment passes with the two still staring down at each other
- > At least, it should be a moment, but for you it’s more like hours
- > Falcon, seeing a lull in the stand-off, takes the first move
- > He thrusts his hand out, leaning his body forward
- > “COME ON!” He calls out to her
- > Captain Milky smiles
- > “YES!” She replies
- > She runs forward as fast as lightning
- > “SHOW ME YA MOVES” She shouts through her speed
- > “YES!” Falcon replies back and charges forward
- > He leaves your side before you can blink
- > Both captains are going at each other, producing smoke and fire behind them
- > They quickly gain up to each other, both pumped up with ferocious energy
- > As soon as they are only meters away, they begin charging themselves
- > “FAAALCOOOOONNNN---“ They both shout at the same time
- > Holy fuck
- > “PAAAAUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!”
- > Falcon’s fist collides with Milky’s teats, an effect that collapse the sound barrier
- > After the split second, a huge explosion rang out
- > A giant mushroom of fire and milk spilled out, splattering the whole area with boiling milk and completely burning everything within its radius
- > Heat waves after heat waves began blowing into the area, making the place feel like an oven
- > The unmatchable impact of the explosion forces you down again
- > You plump down, nearly unconscious
- > You brain gave up at this point
- > You don’t know what the hell happened
- > You don’t know how it happened
- > You’re not even sure if you remember what started it all
- > This whole ordeal proved too much for you, and you black out
- > After an undetermined amount of time, you finally woke up
- > You’re sweating like a pig, and your clothes are drenched with steaming milk
- > Using every bit of what’s left of your energy, you painfully force yourself up
- > Your mind’s still dazed, but at least you could see
- > It’s nighttime now, probably midnight
- > You look around at the park, or what’s left of it anyways
- > You see that it’s reduced to utter rubble
- > Milk puddles are everywhere and the whole place is colored black
- > The place is filled with the scent of burnt milk
- > Some trees are still on fire
- > It’s as if a Milk Apocalypse happened here
- > Your head is pounding and you’re tired as fuck
- > You’ve had enough of today. You’re going back home
- > As you begin to walk out, you can’t help but feel that you’re forgetting something
- > ...
- > Oh shit Milky!
- > You shake your head to clear some confusion out and you run back
- > You search the area around about three times before you finally find her
- > She’s an utter wreck, completely covered in ashes
- > The helmet is gone now and you can finally see her full face
- > Whatever happened to it is the least of your problems as you see her damage
- > She suffered some deep cuts and blows, and your pessimistic mind can’t help but realize that she’s dead at this point
- > You perk your head up, though, when you hear that she is still breathing, although quietly
- > She is a fucking Rasputin pony
- > “Mmnn....” She groans as she tries to pull herself up
- > As soon as she is on fours, she begins wobbling, then falling back down
- > “Ow”
- > She tries to get up again, but you place your hand on her and keep her down
- “Milky”
- > She slowly raises her head
- > “Anon...?”
- “ Stay still. Let me help you up.”
- > You reach your hand over her other side and scoop her up
- > “Ah”
- > She winces at your touch
- > “W-what happened here? Why is the whole park in ashes...?”
- > ...
- > She can’t be serious
- “Milky, what’s the last thing you remember?”
- > “Huh? Uh.... I was wearing my helmet and pretending to be a hero when.... hold on, where is it? And again, why is the whole area ruined? It smells ashy and... milky? Anon, what’s-“
- > You put your hand over her mouth
- “Just shut up. We’re going back home.”
- > Captain Falcon must have misplaced his spare helmet or something, you don’t really know
- > And from the looks of things, he won the battle and took the helmet off Milky and then left
- > How he or the helmet even managed to get here is beyond your knowledge
- > Oh fuck it, he’s Captain Falcon
- > You carry your exhausted waifu out of the park
- “Look, let’s pretend this whole day never happened. You make no mention of this and if anyone asks what happened at this park, say you have idea.”
- > “...”
- “And in return, I’ll take walks with you, but not every day, and not in this wrecked park anymore. Capiche?”
- > “...ok?”
- > Milky still has no idea what happened, and frankly you don’t either, but she seems content that you’ll go with her next time
- > While you carry her out of the park, she turns her head back up to you
- > “...Anon, you still haven’t answered my question. Do you think I’m fat?”
- “... “
- “No.”
- > “You’re lying!”
- > See?
- > Fucking loaded question
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