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- Specter (1): Hi
- Specter (1): Are you trading your knife?
- CHINESE: YES
- CHINESE: but one question
- CHINESE: do you like hamburgers
- Specter (1): Yes its my favorite :)
- Specter (1): You can check my inventory anytime what you want
- CHINESE: i fucking hate hamburgers. i love noodles
- CHINESE: link to ur inventory pls. private
- Specter (1): Go to my profile
- Specter (1): And beside in my profile there is my csgo inventory
- Specter (1): Just check
- Specter (1): Ok?
- CHINESE: can i hab a knife pls
- CHINESE: my dad doesn't give me any more money for cs go
- CHINESE: he gives me hamburgers all the time
- CHINESE: my friends hate me
- Specter (1): Hahaha xD
- Specter (1): Ok let ma think
- Specter (1): Wait i will go in my pc
- Specter (1): To talk abou our deal
- Specter (1): Just wait
- Specter (1): Ok?
- CHINESE: yassss
- Specter (1): I will give you knife so that your friend will not hate you anymore
- Specter (1): Ok?
- Specter (1): Just wait....
- CHINESE: ok good sir. thank you for being my friend
- Specter (1): Kk
- Specter (1): Np
- CHINESE: i have no friends after my last birthday party. my dad didn't give me a cake. he gave me a giant hamburger instead :(
- Specter (1): Ok
- Specter (1): I will go in my pc
- Specter (1): hi
- CHINESE: huh
- Specter (1): your Huntsman Knife | Safari Mesh for my knife
- Specter (1): are you done check it
- CHINESE: OK
- Specter (1): btw im a opskins trader
- Specter (1): do you know opskins?
- CHINESE: yassss
- Specter (1): can we do the opskins?
- Specter (1): do you have skype?
- Specter (1): so that i can guide you step by step?
- CHINESE: my dad says i cannot get skype
- Specter (1): why?
- Specter (1): so that i can guide you step by step because i do buy and sell in steam
- CHINESE: you're gonna trick me into eating a hamburger aren't you
- CHINESE: i fucking hate hamburgers cause my dad keeps feeding me them
- CHINESE: all i want is noodles
- Specter (1): no this is not oufcourse
- CHINESE: i want to take over the world with noodles
- Specter (1): just give me your skype name so that we can proceed
- CHINESE: NOODLES
- CHINESE: ANYTHING GOES EVEN CHINESE
- Specter (1): yes i know that you love noodles
- Specter (1): yes i know
- Specter (1): but we are here because of the trade
- CHINESE: I LOVE CHINESE FOOD BUT I LOVE NOODLES MORE
- Specter (1): not for a noodles
- CHINESE: I WANTED NOODLES
- Specter (1): but we are here because of the trade
- Specter (1): not for a noodles
- CHINESE: LETS TRADE NOODLES
- Specter (1): ?
- Specter (1): are you having fun with me here?
- CHINESE: name ur knife noodle and ill trade you
- CHINESE: cause i really want some noodles
- Specter (1): are you wasting my time?
- Specter (1): pls dont waste my time here
- CHINESE: I have a tank that turns everything into noodles. will you join me?
- Specter (1): ?
- CHINESE: together we can rid of the world of hamburgers
- CHINESE: cause fuck hamburgers
- CHINESE: the only thing that can stop us is a rap battle
- CHINESE: i will hire you as my right hand man if you trade me your knife
- CHINESE: for my knife
- Specter has declined your trade request.
- Specter (1): ?
- Specter (1): this is a scamm
- CHINESE: what is a scam. i put spam in my noodles
- Specter (1): i will report you
- Specter (1): fagot
- CHINESE: what did i do
- Specter (1): asshole
- Specter (1): keep spamming noodles
- CHINESE: cause i love noodles
- CHINESE: you racist
- Specter (1): yes i know that
- Specter (1): but we are here because of the trade
- CHINESE: so yes lets trade
- Specter (1): can i have ur trade link?
- CHINESE: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=255499220&token=WLt9a5cN
- CHINESE: you know what man
- CHINESE: something tells me you're not real
- CHINESE: maybe you're a hamburger
- CHINESE: if you are, i hate you
- CHINESE: and since you are, i will remove you. goodbye
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