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  1. 21:54 antagonistUltimatum ==BEGIN==
  2. 21:54 antagonistUltimatum has created memo on board: "GREETINGS MORTALS, I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF ALL VILLAINOUS VILLAINY HAS CREATED A MEMO IN ORDER TO COLLECT SOLDIERS TO FIGHT IN MY ARMY OF DARKENED DARKNESS AGAINST THE HEROES OF THE STORY, WHO HAVE YET TO BE MADE APPARENT FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF MYSELF, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME LORD OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY! MWAHAHA!"
  3. 21:55 alluvialProspector Hello? What's this about?
  4. 21:55 alluvialProspector This isn't a roleplaying forum.
  5. 21:56 antagonistUltimatum GREETINGS PUNY MORTAL, I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF ALL VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, HAVE STARTED A CAMPAIGN TO RECRUIT SOLDIERS TO THE FORCES OF EVIL TO FEND OFF THE HEROES THAT WISH TO STOP MY DASTARDLY PLANS! MWAHAHA!
  6. 21:56 alluvialProspector Y-ore a villain? Why would I want to join you?
  7. 21:57 antagonistUltimatum BECAUSE, THE FORCES OF DARKNESS ARE STRONGER THAN THE FORCES OF GOOD! MWAHAHA!
  8. 21:57 antagonistUltimatum JOIN ME, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF ALL VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, AND YOU SHALL SEE THAT FOR YOURSELF! MWAHAHA!
  9. 21:58 alluvialProspector If y-ore already stronger then why do you need my help?
  10. 21:59 antagonistUltimatum Okay, no, it's like.
  11. 21:59 antagonistUltimatum I'm stronger NOW.
  12. 21:59 antagonistUltimatum But, in the future, the good guys will be stronger than me, and they'll beat me.
  13. 21:59 antagonistUltimatum Just gotta put up as much of a fight as possible so that the game's a challenge to play through.
  14. 22:00 alluvialProspector The game? Wad ore you chalking about?
  15. 22:00 antagonistUltimatum Ah, puns, I love it!
  16. 22:00 antagonistUltimatum Writers did great work with you.
  17. 22:00 antagonistUltimatum But, like, the game.
  18. 22:00 antagonistUltimatum Our game.
  19. 22:00 antagonistUltimatum The entire universe.
  20. 22:00 antagonistUltimatum We're a game.
  21. 22:01 alluvialProspector Wad? That's crazy!
  22. 22:02 antagonistUltimatum Yes, exactly, I'm crazy, that's why I'm the villain.
  23. 22:02 antagonistUltimatum This should not be a surprise.
  24. 22:03 alluvialProspector You know you don't have to be the villain right?
  25. 22:03 antagonistUltimatum Yes I do.
  26. 22:03 antagonistUltimatum I'm evil.
  27. 22:03 antagonistUltimatum I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF ALL VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, AM THE EVILEST EVIL THAT EXISTS ON ALL OF ALTERNIA! MWAHAHA!
  28. 22:04 alluvialProspector I zinc you're just making fun of me here.
  29. 22:04 alluvialProspector Why would anyone want to be the villain?
  30. 22:04 antagonistUltimatum It's all part of my backstory.
  31. 22:04 antagonistUltimatum If you want, I can start monologuing at you.
  32. 22:05 alluvialProspector Uh, sure I guess.
  33. 22:05 antagonistUltimatum Explain my dark, mysterious past.
  34. 22:05 antagonistUltimatum Alright, cool.
  35. 22:06 antagonistUltimatum WHEN I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF ALL VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, WAS BUT A GRUB, I SAW ONLY THE EVILEST EVIL IN THE WORLD! IT CORRUPTED ME, CONSUMED ME, FORCED ME TO SEE NOTHING BUT THE DARKNESS, GIVING MY SOUL IN TO THE DARK FORCES SURROUNDING OUR UNIVERSE, AND NOW I DO THEIR BIDDING FOREVER UNTIL THE DAY THAT I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME V
  36. 22:06 antagonistUltimatum ILLAIN OF ALL VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, AM DEFEATED AND PUT TO PERMANENT REST! MWAHAHA!
  37. 22:26 alluvialProspector Oh wow. Is that all?
  38. 22:26 antagonistUltimatum What do you mean is that all?
  39. 22:26 antagonistUltimatum That backstory is so tragic and everything.
  40. 22:28 alluvialProspector That's awful! I feel so sorry ore you!
  41. 22:29 antagonistUltimatum I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, DO NOT NEED YOUR PITY!
  42. 22:29 alluvialProspector Well you've got it, whether you like it ore not!
  43. 22:30 alluvialProspector You want to chalk about it?
  44. 22:30 antagonistUltimatum NO, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN!
  45. 22:31 antagonistUltimatum I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, AM TOO FAR GONE TO BE SAVED FROM THE DARKNESS THAT HAS CONSUMED ME!
  46. 22:31 alluvialProspector Wow, sounds like you need a moi-shale.
  47. 22:31 alluvialProspector N-n-not that I'm offering or anything!
  48. 22:32 antagonistUltimatum NO, I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, NEED NO COMPANIONSHIP ON A PERSONAL LEVEL, ONLY SOLDIERS TO FIGHT ON THE SIDE OF DARKNESS! MWAHAHA!
  49. 22:35 alluvialProspector You can just have one you know.
  50. 22:35 alluvialProspector Maybe the other person needs a moi-shale and you just want to be there ore them?
  51. 22:36 antagonistUltimatum NO, I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, CANNOT ALLOW MYSELF TO COME TOO CLOSE TO ANOTHER PERSON, FOR FEAR THAT THEY WILL LEAVE ME, AND HURT ME ONCE MORE!
  52. 22:37 alluvialProspector D:
  53. 22:37 alluvialProspector That just means that you need a moi-shale more than anything!
  54. 22:38 antagonistUltimatum Villains don't do romance, man, it's not gonna happen.
  55. 22:38 antagonistUltimatum At least not until post-game.
  56. 22:38 antagonistUltimatum Where sometimes they declare their love for the protagonist.
  57. 22:38 alluvialProspector Villains can do romance. It happens all the time.
  58. 22:38 antagonistUltimatum But, that's usually a jerk move, because it makes the protagonist seem like a mary sue.
  59. 22:38 alluvialProspector What about those stories where there's a love triangle?
  60. 22:39 antagonistUltimatum Not stories.
  61. 22:39 antagonistUltimatum Video games.
  62. 22:39 alluvialProspector Video games have those too!
  63. 22:39 antagonistUltimatum Not with the villain!
  64. 22:39 alluvialProspector Can't they at least be happy with their minions or something?
  65. 22:40 antagonistUltimatum Well, sometimes, yeah.
  66. 22:40 antagonistUltimatum But not moirails!
  67. 22:40 alluvialProspector Why not?
  68. 22:41 antagonistUltimatum That's not how video game antagonists work!
  69. 22:41 antagonistUltimatum We're cold, isolated, edgy.
  70. 22:41 antagonistUltimatum We've been hurt.
  71. 22:41 antagonistUltimatum We cannot trust anything more than minions.
  72. 22:42 alluvialProspector What if I'm y-ore minion then?
  73. 22:42 alluvialProspector Uh, not that I'm saying we should be moi-shales or anything!
  74. 22:43 antagonistUltimatum I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, AM IN COMPLETE ACCEPTANCE THAT YOU WILL WORK UNDER ME IN THE ARMIES OF DARKNESS, THAT IS WHY I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, CREATED THIS MEMO IN THE FIRST PLACE! MWAHAHA!
  75. 22:45 alluvialProspector Coal! Then that's that, mister overlord!
  76. 22:47 alluvialProspector Ready to feelings jam now?
  77. 22:47 alluvialProspector If uh, you want to be my moi-shale?
  78. 22:47 alluvialProspector Oh schist this is embarrassing.
  79. 22:48 alluvialProspector Bye Amuzak I'll chalk to you later I guess!
  80. 22:48 alluvialProspector has stopped espering antagonistUltimatum
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