Matine: Enter

sadisticStargazer began espering arcaneSurgeon
SS: H=ell=o.
SS: It s=e=ems I r=equir=e s=om=e assistanc=e.
SS: And y=ou w=er=e th=e =only =on=e l=eft.

AS: > Oh, hi! <
AS: > I was about to contact you actually, is this about the malware? <

SS: Malwar=e?
SS: N=o, I'm afraid it's n=ot.

SS: I am in s=om=ething =of a bad situati=on, and I c=ould us=e s=om=e assistanc=e.


AS: > You sure? It's the weird game, Eon called it a malware <
AS: > I'm pretty sure that's the worse situation to happen right now <
AS: > And yes i definetely should help you if that's the case <

SS: Th=en w=e'r=e =on th=e sam=e pag=e.
SS: D=o y=ou hav=e th=e n=ec=essary pr=ogram?

AS: > Oh yes don't worry, all i have to do is put your name <
AS: > Let's do this then, eon told me all about the weird stuff that happened <

SS: Ind=e=ed.
SS: Wh=en=ev=er y=ou ar=e r=eady.

I write sadisticStargazer on the program and press enter

AS: > Great, i put it there, let's do this <

A green house icon appears and spins several times before fading to black. A picture then slowly emerges of an Alien Life Form in her abode, two dead bodies lay nearby and there is quite a lot of colorful liquid spilling out of gashes that these corpses have acquired, presumably whilst still living.

AS: > Wow, you weren't kidding about your experiments were you <
AS: > Okay, i see your lab, any idea what to do? <
You look around the UI, trying to get familiar with the program

You see several machines along a hot-bar in the bottom right hand corner, maybe they're place-able?

You click and hold the first one labeled cruxtrunder, trying to find some space. Specially one that fits aesthetically well, priorities of course.
AS: > Hey, i'm dropping something pretty big there so look out <

You manage to squeeze the large machine into one of the corners of the room.

SS: I assur=e y=ou, th=es=e cr=etins hav=e n=othing t=o d=o with m=e.
SS: My r=es=earch is n=owh=er=e n=ear as m=essy =or un=organiz=ed.

The bodies bleed some more. The purple bloods leg twitches a little.

AS: > Heheh, sure! <
I do the same to the next machine, the "Totem Lathe", trying to not get blood on it. Why white furniture.
AS: > Incoming, by the way <

You try but fail, lots of blood splashes as the machine thuds down into the pool of sticky coagulated liquid. A soft splash echoes around the once sterile lab.

SS: C=ould y=ou at l=east try t=o n=ot mak=e this situati=on any w=ors=e than it is?
SS: This will alr=eady tak=e h=ours t=o cl=ean.

AS: > There's blood everywhere! <
AS: > Let's just focus on getting you out of here for now, it also pains me to see this you know <
Alchemiter time. Oh no, look at that flat base, this is going to splash isn't it.
AS: > You might wanna get a distance from that next one <

You mislick as you move the alchemiter and it lands ontop of the surgical bed in the middle of the room, crushing it.

SS: If I =ev=er m=e=et y=ou in p=ers=on.
SS: I will m=ess y=ou up as badly as y=ou hav=e my lab=orat=ory.
SS: D=o y=ou hav=e any id=ea h=ow much that c=ost?
SS: Easily twic=e as much as y=our mis=erabl=e lif=e.

AS: > Oh <
AS: > Whoops! Sorry <
AS: > Please tell me you broke up and you're just blackflirting with me <
AS: > To be honest i'm not sure what's worse <
You think you dropped everything, so you just mess around with the interface for a bit, trying to get more familiar.

SS: Y=ou'd l=ov=e that, w=ouldn't y=ou?
SS: But n=o, I'm b=eing quit=e h=on=est.

You manage to fling one of the dead bodies at the alchemiter

SS: If I m=e=et y=ou, I will kill y=ou.

The machine is now covered in troll bits.
as well as that area of the lab.

Now that I'm done threatening the moron on the other end of the screen, I decide to actually get down to business.

AS: > Whoops <
AS: > Aaaanyway, back to important stuff, any idea what to do now? <

First things first is to open up the cruxtruder.
So I pull the wheel to do that.

A piece of the machine falls off reveling a countdown timer.
However, no other materials are deposited
The Timer displays the numbers 03:33
As in minutes and seconds.
The seconds tick away.
Outside, AS notices meteors heading towards the house.

Ignoring the timer, I continue my efforts to open the machine up.

For now, you fail.
02.40

AS: > Oooh no, meteors. I hope you know what you're doing. <
You try to help throwing some of her machinery towards the lid.

The materials all smash, but luckily one connects and a small ball of light flies out of the top of the machine.
It  appears to be a flying Spirograph fairy.

AS: > Whoops, sorry. But hey, it worked! <

Nothing else happens.
02.00

SS: C=ould y=ou pl=eas=e st=op thr=owing things ar=ound b=ef=or=e I hav=e t=o kill y=ou =ev=en m=or=e?

You go back to the interface trying to find something else to do to accelerate the process.

I look around for something to throw in, but all that's left and not completely destroyed are several dead trolls.
I pick up the corpse of the one that I killed, and throw it in there.
As opposed to the other two.

The ball glistens and dissapears
1.10
The meteors continue to fall
One appears to be further ahead than the others, but you can't tell.

SS: Th=er=e's supp=os=ed t=o b=e a cylind=er.

01.00
And then
something happened

SS: S=o =eith=er it g=ot l=ost, =or y=ou thr=ew it s=om=ewh=er=e lik=e th=e imb=ecil=e y=ou ar=e.

the first meteor
Which had decreased incredible in size due to friction
Now the size of a baseball
struck the machine
the totem was expelled
bounced off several walls
landed in the carving mechanism
and was swiftly carved into a large black book.
0.50

OH wow, how convenient.

The book remains motionless, it is a book.

AS: > Woah uuh, is this supposed to happen? <
AS: > Eon never told me about bouncing cylinders <

Well, one of the machines hasn't been used, so it must be that.
I grab the book and throw it on the alchemiter.

As you do so several pages come loose from the books binding and land in the now rather large pool of blood.
There is a very bright light
And you're not in kansas anymore.
You are in fact
In
LOTAG
AKA THE LAND OF TOMES AND GAMBLING
This is evident from the large cloud words in the sky.