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- permanent garbage compactor cycle
- by vivian
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- be always solvent, and be never liable
- involve yourself in the permanent garbage compactor cycle
- compress the soft against brittle bone crunches
- and remember that it’s your solemn birthright to take long lunches
- use hard cold metal surfaces to crush up that gristle
- when youre confronted on matters of propriety, lividly bristle:
- if the gristle’s not crushed, you’ll get gristleless cubes
- and if theres no skin and no hair, then youll get blocks with no pubes
- if the muscle’s not there, then the teratoma will weaken
- and if the brain isn’t smushed, you might have to work weekends
- to remash what’s unravelled, and make hard what was tenderized
- to make sure each vein and intestine and ligament is pulverized
- and if the compaction process fails still, give up and use fire
- if you punish the body, and mangle the flesh, who knows, someday, you might even get to retire.
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