Cheezus was sitting at his computer, jacking off to dolphin erotica for all we know. Suddenly, a large skull popped out of the screen! It was Senpai Sans! But Sans was not Sans, because he had the voice of Zaz969 and a bigass nose! "DAMN DANIEL!" Zaz snorted out of his inflated nose. "I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU, BUT SINCE I'M ALLEGEDLY STRAIGHT, I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DO WHAT I WANTED TO DO WITH YOU!" Zaz's nose deflated as a pink gas wafted out. Cheez inhaled the gas and felt all tingly. "AHH! I CAN'T SEE SHIT!" The gas eventually dissipated, and Cheezus was startled by his...her? new voice "AHH! I STILL CAN'T SEE SHIT... WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?!" He realized that his...her? new brown straight hair was blinding him...her? her. She looked down and saw a large pair of breasts and an ass to boot. "Obligatory comment about the fact that I am now female and was male" said Cheezus. Suddenly, a wild Zaz969 appeared! He was wearing a fedora and had a massive bulge in his pants.

At the tip of Zaz's fedora, Cheezus's furburger became extremely wet, and began to drip. This feeling only intensified when Zaz said through a mountain of fat on his face, "M'LADY". Both undressed, and laid down in bed. Cheezus wanted it so bad, so Zaz pulled out his dong, revealing his empty fleshlight holster in the process.. It was a massive chode. Zaz said "Oops! forgot something!" He pulled out a specially designed dragon dildo strap-on he paid 300 dollars for, and fastened it to his monster lump. Cheezus was begging for it in the ass, so they continued the night with disgusting, ball-slapping sex.

TheKerbalKraken woke up in Cheezus' computer chair. It was still sticky with her ass-sweat. He heard the incessant moaning that was rattling the very foundation of the house, and wondered what the fuck was going on in Cheezus' bedroom. He opened the door, and saw the awesome sight that he had dreaded. Zaz and Cheezus were doing it doggy style, and at such speed that it looked like one of Heisenberg's prop engines that he made when he was stoned beyond belief. He slowly and quietly whispered "wIDE DICK 40" before falling on the ground and convulsing because he remembered that he's supposed to have PTSD or something. Cheezus had the best night of her life.

Cheezus woke up the next morning, he thought it was a nightmare. "Phew!" Cheezus TRIED to say. He couldn't say a word, and he couldn't even move! Then, he realized that he couldn't see anything! Suddenly, he saw blinding light as Zaz pulled up his rolls of fat to reveal his fleshlight holster. Cheezus then had the terrible realization, HE was the fleshlight!

fin.