Hoshi wo Miru Hito. The Densetsu no Kusoge. The legendary **** game. But what makes a kusoge no longer a mere kusoge and transcend into the realm of legend?

Well, first, there's a 75% chance the first encounter you get in is something impossible to beat. You can't run away. Then, even if you win, you won't be able to find the town to heal because it's invisible. This isn't a bug -- an NPC confirms it was intentional. Then, you'll probably buy a weapon. This decreases your damage output permanently, and you can't unequip. It might occur to you to save your game! If you load, you'll lose all of your money and a good chunk of XP. An item you need to beat the game is hidden, invisible, on a corner of one map. The only indication you've picked it up is a beep. There's a dungeon whose location changes every frame, but it's usually everywhere. There are damage floors. In towns. With no indication you're taking damage until you die. And there's an unresistable permanent paralysis ability. You can use it too. But only on yourself.

But we have a secret weapon. A way to fight against the kuso:

We can moonwalk.