If you killed /tesg/ waifus, prepared their body and ate them, what do you think their meat would taste like?

You know the drill:

Woe's meat would be tender and high quality. When you bite into it, it'd practically melt in your mouth. Soft and creamy. It'd be light and fluffy, and you'd be able to wolf down a large portion before you'd get full. The choisest cuts would be her chest and thighs, as they would contain the most of the supple meat.

Arurun's meat would be tough and a little stringy. Her toned body would make her flesh very durable and difficult to bite into, but it would be unbelievably rich and flavorful. Quite chewy. The best cuts would be of her muscular legs and back. It would be incredibly filling, and after only a small portion you'd be full.

Melfia's succulent flesh would be creamy and a little sweet. When you take a bite of the delicious flesh, the flavor would practically ooze into every crevasse of your mouth. The best cuts would be of her slender arms and neck. The meat itself would be very light; you could eat plenty of the stuff and still be hungry for more.

Punchelf's juicy meat would be creamy and a little bitter. Whenever you take a bite, it would coat the inside of your mouth with its unique flavor. The best cuts would be her slender legs and her abundant breast meat. The meat itself would have a dignified sort of feel to it and would seem right at home in a very fancy restaurant.

Bee-V's supple meat would be chewy but also soft. If you take a bite of it, it would give your mouth a smooth sensation while you chewed. The top tier cuts would be her muscular forearms and her smooth stomach. The meat itself would be filling and nutritious.

Yarti's ashy meat would be crispy and tender. When you bite into it, it would satisfyingly crunch and would be almost too flavorful. The best cuts would be of her thick thighs and her smooth back. Her meat would be plentiful and tasty, and you'd have plenty of leftovers.

Ewa's meat would be extraordinarily soft and tender. Even just scraping it with your teeth would cause the juices to spill out. When you take a bite of the mouthwatering meat it would melt in mere seconds due just to the natural heat of your mouth. The best cuts would be of her petite hips and shoulders. Due to her low body size you'd run out of her meat very quickly.

Wez is a void and thus does not have flesh.

What do you guys think?