ABC's of logs

His anal appetizers?
His bum biscuits?
His corn cobblers?
His dookie delicacies?
His evacuated excrements?
His freaky feces?
His gonorrhoea grits?
His hot hogs?
His internal ingestibles?
His jiggly jawlockers?
His krusty kremes?
His lovely logs?
His mushy mouthfuls?
His nuclear nuggets?
His oral occultation?
His pulsating packages?
His quivering quinces?
His resplendent ruminations?
His stinky snakes?
His throat tearers?
His untamed undulations?
His vegetative vapors?
His womb wedges?
His xilinous xenomoprhs?
His yellowed yomps?
His zealous zeppelins?