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Nov 27th, 2012
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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2. Question to discuss:
  3. The Vampire Lestat. Like or dislike?
  4. Stranger: I like...MY DICK
  5. Stranger: heheheh
  6. Stranger: I rule
  7. Stranger: I like my dick lol
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  33. Stranger: I am pretty cool
  34. Stranger: I am almost 12
  35. Stranger: and when I turn 12, my dad is buying me a rifle
  36. You: >Almost
  37. You: >12
  38. Stranger: and I might shoot you in the fucking head
  39. You: So many things wrong here
  40. Stranger: he is gonna get me an AR15
  41. You: Please, do try
  42. Stranger: you fucking pussy
  43. Stranger: fuck you
  44. Stranger: where the fuck are you?
  45. You: You'll shoot your eye out kid
  46. Stranger: I am coming for you
  47. Stranger: YOU FUCKING NIGGER-LIPS!
  48. Stranger: GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
  49. Stranger: I FUCKING WILL FUCK YOUR FAT MOM YOU FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!
  50. You: Trying to act with gusto will only lead to ruin
  51. Stranger: where are you from though?
  52. You: And ignorance
  53. You: East Coast
  54. Stranger: of australia
  55. Stranger: me too
  56. Stranger: NOT
  57. You: US
  58. Stranger: I am fucking American
  59. Stranger: you fat jew nigger
  60. Stranger: fuck you
  61. Stranger: you fucking pussylicker
  62. Stranger: !
  63. You: You done? Honestly, you need to learn that that mentality will only lead to a shameful and pitiless life
  64. Stranger: I want your hot cock....
  65. Stranger: so I can feed it to my cat
  66. Stranger: MEOW!
  67. You: I like cats..
  68. You: :3
  69. Stranger: same
  70. Stranger: are you a girl?
  71. You: No
  72. Stranger: then you still got cat food in your asshole
  73. Stranger: YOU DIRTY FUCKING STINKBUTT!
  74. You: Hmm. Your insults are textbook quality
  75. Stranger: FUCK YOU BITCH
  76. Stranger: I'm alpha and I'm 11 bitch
  77. Stranger: Imma take your mom to heaven bitch
  78. You: You're nothing
  79. Stranger: first I fuck her with my huge 4 inch cock
  80. You: And never will be
  81. Stranger: then she dies from the pleasure
  82. Stranger: GET SOME
  83. You: 4 inches? Shame man, no wonder you're so pissed off
  84. Stranger: its pretty big
  85. Stranger: u jelly
  86. Stranger: fucktard
  87. You: 4 inches is below average
  88. Stranger: like for sure liar
  89. Stranger: fuck you
  90. Stranger: I know my dick huge
  91. Stranger: CAUSE I GOT MEGA PUSSY DRIPPIN ON MY BAWLS NIGGER
  92. You: So?
  93. Stranger: bitches love my hard bone
  94. Stranger: fuck you
  95. You: You honestly think anyone gives a shit?
  96. Stranger: I'M OUT!
  97. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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