Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- Question to discuss:
- The Vampire Lestat. Like or dislike?
- Stranger: I like...MY DICK
- Stranger: heheheh
- Stranger: I rule
- Stranger: I like my dick lol
- You: .
- ………………………………………………………………………….._,---~~~-,_
- ………………………………………………………………………,|¯''~-,----,_ :;:;¯'~-,
- ………………………………………………………………..,-~~"'''\ '|"'~-'\, .'\¯\"\:;:;:;'\, OBJECTION! YOU ARE TOO IMMATURE TO LIVE!
- …………………………………………………………………'|'|¯''~,-~~"""'\,\ \ '| '|~-,;:'|
- ………………………………………………………………….|'|\;;;;;'|, . __,'\'|\\'| |' ,- |;'|
- ………………………………………………………………….'||.'\,,;;;'\|, ''~'¯'| '||/' .|,/';:|
- .,-~--,,,,__.....___,,,,_…………………………………………...'|....'~'../_., . /' /' . /' . _\,
- .'\, . . . . .¯¯¯¯ . . . . .¯''~''¯¯¯''''~~~-----,,,,__…………_,-~--,,_……._\-~. . . ,/'-~~\ /'|'~,
- …¯¯''''/''/~--,-~-,,_ . , . . . . . '\,'\, :: :: :: :: :: :¯'\~'¯¯'~'¯ ¯'~-, ::¯'~-~'¯/:'~---~''::\ \:::\'~\,::'''\,-,
- …….'\ '\,::,| : :,|'_,,~' . . . . . ,| :'| : : ::: :: :: :: :: :'~-, ::::::: ::'|,:: ::::::,|':: :\\~,| \ \ \,-~|,~'|, ::'\,'~-,
- ……..'|::'\,'| : : _\~'' : : : -~' :,/':,/':::::::::::::::::::: : ::: ::::::::: : '| : : : :,|' : : '\\ '| .'\ '~-' :'~''_'\, : :'\ : ''~-,_
- ……...'~--'-¯'~/' |'~,_,-~---~''_,/' ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: : ::::::,| : : : : ¯'~,-/'\ \~''' ,/''\,_,|'\'~-\,-~'' :::::'|, '~,
- ………………'\,,-~''~-----,,,,,__::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,|'::: : : :,-~'¯ : '\ \-~' : '\ \_,-\ ,|''~'~-,::::'|,:::,|'
- ………………………………..¯¯¯'''''''~~~---,,,___:::::::::::::,/':::::::::: '\, : : : :'\;'\,_\'¯\,_\ ,|'¯'| : : :'|::::'|,::,|
- …………………………………………………….¯¯'\,-----~'':::::::::::::::'\, : : : :'|~-,¯''\, . .,|;;/'|: : :,|: :::'|::,|
- …………………………………………………………'| : : ::::::::::::::::::::'\::: : '|;;;;'~-,''~-,| ; ;'|: : :|' : : '|::'|
- ………………………………………………………….'| : : : : :::::::::::::::::'\ : : '|;;;;; ; '~,/ ; ; '| : :|' : : :'|::'|
- ………………………………………………………….'|, : : : :::::::::::::::::::'\,:::'|;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;'|: :|' : : ::'|::'|
- …………………………………………………………..'|,: : : :::::::::::::::::::::'|::''|;;;;;;;;;;;'|;;;;;;|: |': : : ::'|::'|
- …………………………………………………………...'\, : : : :::::::::::::::::::'|, ,|;;;;;;;;;;;|';;;;;,|,|': :: :: ,|:::'|
- …………………………………………………………….'|: : : : : :::::::::::::::::'|,|';;;;;;;;;;,|';;;;;;,||: : : : :'|:::'|
- …………………………………………………………….'|: : : : : : ::::::::::::::::||';;;;;;;;;;,|';;;;;;,||: : : : : |:::'|
- …………………………………………………………….'|: : : : : : : ::::::::::::::||;;;;;;;;;;,|';;;;;;,|': : : : : :|:::'|
- …………………………………………………………….'|: : : : :: : : :::::::::::,|';;;;;;;;;;,|;;;;;;,|: : : : : : '|;::'|
- Stranger: I am pretty cool
- Stranger: I am almost 12
- Stranger: and when I turn 12, my dad is buying me a rifle
- You: >Almost
- You: >12
- Stranger: and I might shoot you in the fucking head
- You: So many things wrong here
- Stranger: he is gonna get me an AR15
- You: Please, do try
- Stranger: you fucking pussy
- Stranger: fuck you
- Stranger: where the fuck are you?
- You: You'll shoot your eye out kid
- Stranger: I am coming for you
- Stranger: YOU FUCKING NIGGER-LIPS!
- Stranger: GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
- Stranger: I FUCKING WILL FUCK YOUR FAT MOM YOU FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!
- You: Trying to act with gusto will only lead to ruin
- Stranger: where are you from though?
- You: And ignorance
- You: East Coast
- Stranger: of australia
- Stranger: me too
- Stranger: NOT
- You: US
- Stranger: I am fucking American
- Stranger: you fat jew nigger
- Stranger: fuck you
- Stranger: you fucking pussylicker
- Stranger: !
- You: You done? Honestly, you need to learn that that mentality will only lead to a shameful and pitiless life
- Stranger: I want your hot cock....
- Stranger: so I can feed it to my cat
- Stranger: MEOW!
- You: I like cats..
- You: :3
- Stranger: same
- Stranger: are you a girl?
- You: No
- Stranger: then you still got cat food in your asshole
- Stranger: YOU DIRTY FUCKING STINKBUTT!
- You: Hmm. Your insults are textbook quality
- Stranger: FUCK YOU BITCH
- Stranger: I'm alpha and I'm 11 bitch
- Stranger: Imma take your mom to heaven bitch
- You: You're nothing
- Stranger: first I fuck her with my huge 4 inch cock
- You: And never will be
- Stranger: then she dies from the pleasure
- Stranger: GET SOME
- You: 4 inches? Shame man, no wonder you're so pissed off
- Stranger: its pretty big
- Stranger: u jelly
- Stranger: fucktard
- You: 4 inches is below average
- Stranger: like for sure liar
- Stranger: fuck you
- Stranger: I know my dick huge
- Stranger: CAUSE I GOT MEGA PUSSY DRIPPIN ON MY BAWLS NIGGER
- You: So?
- Stranger: bitches love my hard bone
- Stranger: fuck you
- You: You honestly think anyone gives a shit?
- Stranger: I'M OUT!
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement