vision quest

[8:57] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: It is me, Chakotay.
[9:03] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Hello.
[9:03] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: Hello Commander Chakotay.
[9:03] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I want to ask you something as a fellow officer in this fleet.
[9:03] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: If you know anyone who would like to go on a vision quest, please let me know.
[9:04] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: Oh... okay.
[9:04] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: But only ladies, it will not work on men.
[9:04] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Thank you. Welcome to the fleet.
[9:04] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: Why not men?
[9:05] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: It doesn't work for one.
[9:05] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: Then how does it work for you?
[9:05] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Secondly it is a very intimate experience. My fellow fleet mates know all about it. But you are just new.
[9:05] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: But... how does it work for you if you're male?
[9:06] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Male and female, female and male, like that. It was passed down from my people.
[9:06] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: In fact I am going to Drozana in a few minutes. I have an appointment to provide a vision quest.
[9:06] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: So... if you have a vision quest with a woman, would it then work on a man?
[9:06] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: if that woman does it to a man, then yes.
[9:07] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: So technically you would be having a Vision Quest with a male, indirectly?
[9:07] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: A man can have a vision quest with a woman, a woman can have a vision quest with a man. It's that simple. Two men or two women can't.
[9:08] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Welcome to the fleet SexPanther.
[9:08] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: So if you were having a vision quest with two women, that wouldnt work?
[9:08] [Local] SexPanther@rlaffargue: thanks
[9:08] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: As I was telling the EMH, if you know any ladies who would like to do a vision quest with the real Chakotay, let me know. My fleet knows what I do, but you are new so I have to tell you.
[9:09] [Local] SexPanther@rlaffargue: ok
[9:09] [Local] SexPanther@rlaffargue: sounds like a good time
[9:09] [Local] SexPanther@rlaffargue: sexpanthers are down for vision quests
[9:09] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: That would be even better EMH. It channels the visions in the vision quest much more easily
[9:09] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Nice to meet you both.
[9:09] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: So what exactly is a vision quest?
[9:10] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: One day I will teach you how to perform one so you can teach ladies.
[9:10] [Local] SexPanther@rlaffargue: fantastic
[9:10] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: I do not wish to learn, I wish to know what it is.
[9:10] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: For database purposes.
[9:11] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Unless you wish to perform it, it can not be taught. It is against the teachings of my people.
[9:11] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: But... you just told me you would teach me how to perform one.
[9:11] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes if you want to be trained in that art to spread it to others.
[9:11] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Not for database purposes.
[9:11] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: But what is it really?
[9:12] [Local] Emergency Medical Hologram@wat: I do not wish to insult, so I will not state an analogy.
[9:12] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I am sorry. The rest of my fleet knows as they perform it themselves. But I can not teach you.
[9:12] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I was the one who taught them.
[9:13] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I must be headed off to Drozana gentlemen.
[9:13] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I have an appointment to provide a vision quest.
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