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Crakie

Tea Puns

Jun 18th, 2018
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  1.   Crakie is a trained professional. Don't chai this at home, kids!;
  2.  Did you hear about the tea prices? They were steep.;
  3.  What kind of tea does an american drink? Liber-tea;
  4.  What does Crakie put over her torso? A tea-shirt;
  5.  Illuminatea confirmed. TheIlluminati ;
  6.  Cherry Tea is a good cause.;
  7.  Move Oolong, nothing to tea here.;
  8.  That non-organic brew is shif-tea.;
  9.  Sweet dreams are made of teas.;
  10.  What do you call a cat that drinks tea? A Kit-tea.;
  11.  Sup, brew?;
  12.  I pit-tea the people who only drink coffee.;
  13.  Take life one steep at a time.;
  14.  Crakie's shoulder content is naugh-tea.;
  15.   All these puns are Tea-riffic.;
  16.   The stream is all about positivi-tea.;
  17.   When you leave the stream, you will be crakalacking.;
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